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#10 - This actually happened in my city a few weeks ago. Some kid go… 10/07/2015 on I ain't no snitch 0
#41 - Here's the problem with that: -you're implying I leave the… 10/07/2015 on Role reversal +5
#5 - What's your guys all time scariest movie? I never get scared b…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Horror +2
User avatar #27 - dudemiesterman (10/05/2015) [-]
Pet Sematary. Can never watch it again. I always think "it'll be okay, it surely can't scare me again. It's been like 2 years since the last time, I'm an adult now, it's okay." it's not okay
User avatar #28 - dudemiesterman (10/05/2015) [-]
Also, Darkness Falls was a pretty good spook. Nice dark twist on the tooth fairy legend.
#25 - tippidie (10/05/2015) [-]
Honestly as a whole Mama wasn't THAT great, but there were certain parts of it that fucked me up. favorite horror movie was Darkness Falls though. First one I ever watched without covering my eyes for the scary parts as a kid
User avatar #23 - pokemonstheshiz (10/05/2015) [-]
The Woman In Black was pretty good imo. Didn't rely on jump scares too awfully much, and managed to create a really damn creepy vibe throughout the movie.
User avatar #17 - novabird (10/05/2015) [-]
...huh, can't think of anything that really scares me movie wise, then again i'm pretty bloah to feeling fear etc.
#16 - drummaman (10/05/2015) [-]
sinister was probably more of a creepy
#15 - drummaman (10/05/2015) [-]
hlls have eyes, the conjuring, sinister and sinister 2
#11 - mewtastic (10/05/2015) [-]
It's not a movie, and I'm going to prefice this with the fact that this character still freaks me out, and I know I'm asking the impossible, but...please don't post pics...
King Ramses Curse. This episode... fucked me up. Countless nightmares... It was added on to a VHS tape my family rented... I would be in the bathroom. In the middle of the night. Standing there for over an hour. Never opening the door because of sheer fear.
#12 - mewtastic (10/05/2015) [-]
Wait fuck. I thought you were asking about personal experiences and not recommendations.
User avatar #9 - CaptainKill (10/05/2015) [-]
You're asking a question about a genre which is highly subjective in appeal. What one person finds scary might be laughable to someone else.

With that said, here are some films I've seen that might do what you're asking.

The Grudge. It's basically the sister movie of The Ring, so if you thought that was scary at least a bit then I would give it a try. By the way, The Ring is also one of my favorite horror films, and when I first watched it in second grade it gave me nightmares for weeks, Now I still think it's creepy, but more in an atmospheric way.

Paranormal Activity/The Blair Witch Project. IMHO the two best found footage films out there, for similar reasons. Generally, you're either going to love or hate these two. Personally I love them and when I watched them with my fiancee she had trouble sleeping, so there you go.

The Girl Next Door (2007). This isn't so much as "scary" as it is completely fucked up and disturbing. I've seen a lot of shit in my day but this is one of the only films that actually made me feel awful from watching it.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Despite what you may think, this is not a gorey film. It has a ton of great atmosphere in it and it's one of the few older horror movies that I think is legitimately creepy and disturbing. The imagery sticks in my mind and I love the realistic, almost documentary feel it has. It's a bit dated in appearance but it doesn't get in the way of it's effectiveness.

I also highly suggest Condemned: Criminal Origins if you're interested in a horror video game.
#8 - sirquidam (10/05/2015) [-]
This movie was very creepy, mildly scary but it'll probably stay in your head for a good while.
User avatar #29 - walcorn (10/05/2015) [-]
That one was pretty cool
#22 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
This would be my suggestion as well. Mostly because you don't really have any expectations, then it goes over the top.
#24 - sirquidam (10/05/2015) [-]

It goes from 'goosebumps' to 2spooky4me
User avatar #7 - walcorn (10/05/2015) [-]
I thought Drag me to hell was pretty spooopy
But then religious horror films are just more scary by default.
User avatar #6 - elsenortamatoe (10/05/2015) [-]
my childhood
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#55 - We would go "YAY [child's name here]!" "GOOD JO… 10/02/2015 on not Shaun Lock +1
#12 - This actually would've been really cool if it was real. 10/01/2015 on The life of a street cat -2
#5 - My dog's name is Zuko.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2015 on REKT 0
User avatar #38 - Dember (09/28/2015) [-]
pics pls
#7 - is this manueldomingues?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2015 on D&D 0
#10 - manueldomingues (09/28/2015) [-]
which one,
left or right?
#9 - "I ******* hate you and I would kill you, but we b… 09/27/2015 on Cat Punch +8


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User avatar #15 - DoktorHax (12/01/2014) [-]
Broski, i want in on that dnd game you are doing with muthsera. What do i need? i have also never played it in my life
User avatar #5 - tlg (07/05/2014) [-]
You have an opinion? **** you, troll. You are baiting so hard.
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hey i just want to say good job on your hate crime comics, it's original, and funny.
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