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#61 - A scimitar is rather broad, I had more of a shamshir in mind, …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Now and then 0
User avatar #108 - gedab (12/10/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, can't the shape be pretty much any geometric shape as long as the person is strong enough in the force to manipulate the blade?
Given that the hilt or crystals or whatever won't break under stress or something like that?
#64 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
the most curved light saber i could find is the dark saber (pic related)
#37 - Isn't the Breton race a result of elf/human hybridization? 12/10/2014 on jackmanagan and argoninantits +1
#40 - Saying a Lightwhip classifies as a curve-bladed lightsaber is …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Now and then +7
User avatar #56 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
like a scimitar light saber?
User avatar #61 - PVTDickStryker (12/10/2014) [-]
A scimitar is rather broad, I had more of a shamshir in mind, but I supposed the gist is the same
User avatar #108 - gedab (12/10/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, can't the shape be pretty much any geometric shape as long as the person is strong enough in the force to manipulate the blade?
Given that the hilt or crystals or whatever won't break under stress or something like that?
#64 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
the most curved light saber i could find is the dark saber (pic related)
#986 - Picture 12/10/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#38 - Notice I said curved-blade. Im aware of curved-hilt lightsabers.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Now and then 0
User avatar #39 - IloveWAFFLES (12/10/2014) [-]
technically a lightwhip is a curved lightsaber. which is what I was referring to. I should of clarified.
User avatar #40 - PVTDickStryker (12/10/2014) [-]
Saying a Lightwhip classifies as a curve-bladed lightsaber is like saying a normal whip counts as a curved beating rod.
User avatar #56 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
like a scimitar light saber?
User avatar #61 - PVTDickStryker (12/10/2014) [-]
A scimitar is rather broad, I had more of a shamshir in mind, but I supposed the gist is the same
User avatar #108 - gedab (12/10/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, can't the shape be pretty much any geometric shape as long as the person is strong enough in the force to manipulate the blade?
Given that the hilt or crystals or whatever won't break under stress or something like that?
#64 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
the most curved light saber i could find is the dark saber (pic related)
#35 - I wonder what kind of rectapocalypse would ensue if they ever …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Now and then +5
#111 - theshadowed has deleted their comment.
#48 - presentdent (12/10/2014) [-]
I feel like you could make a light-mace pretty easy. Morningstar-like, with small emitters all over the ball-head.
User avatar #37 - IloveWAFFLES (12/10/2014) [-]
there are curved lightsaberes.
User avatar #38 - PVTDickStryker (12/10/2014) [-]
Notice I said curved-blade. Im aware of curved-hilt lightsabers.
User avatar #39 - IloveWAFFLES (12/10/2014) [-]
technically a lightwhip is a curved lightsaber. which is what I was referring to. I should of clarified.
User avatar #40 - PVTDickStryker (12/10/2014) [-]
Saying a Lightwhip classifies as a curve-bladed lightsaber is like saying a normal whip counts as a curved beating rod.
User avatar #56 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
like a scimitar light saber?
User avatar #61 - PVTDickStryker (12/10/2014) [-]
A scimitar is rather broad, I had more of a shamshir in mind, but I supposed the gist is the same
User avatar #108 - gedab (12/10/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, can't the shape be pretty much any geometric shape as long as the person is strong enough in the force to manipulate the blade?
Given that the hilt or crystals or whatever won't break under stress or something like that?
#64 - thelastcaveman (12/10/2014) [-]
the most curved light saber i could find is the dark saber (pic related)
#113 - Dont forget Femme-Bond 12/10/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian 0
#1088576 - Well, not many people are really talking about this. Just look…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088616 - killerliquid (12/09/2014) [-]
shitloads of people are

the day it was posted we got 8+ different threads about it becuse people suck shit at scrolling
User avatar #1088577 - yusay (12/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people are. There's a post every day here about it nearly a month after it aired, and people wouldn't stop talking about it on /a/ with several threads up every hour for a week. And people give absolutely no care to any other Animator Expo short, just the tasteless one about sex.
#34 - Hope you like springs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on new assasin's blade 0
User avatar #35 - redstonealchemist (12/09/2014) [-]
amnra on youtube uses rubber bands
and oh fucking god i love rubber bands...
and rope...
and string...
and paper clips...
and fire...
i think i need help
#1120206 - Honestly, I got hyped from the early trailers for Blade and So…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1120209 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Played it for 2 year-ish. It isn't really TAB target, It's more "semi" target.
But ye they hype kinda died, aswell in Korea. It's an old game now.
#1120203 - I didn't imply that you were playing Scarlet Blade, hence the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1120204 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Ah misread.
User avatar #1120206 - PVTDickStryker (12/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, I got hyped from the early trailers for Blade and Soul, but jesus, its just another tit-pushing tab-targeter. If the gameplay was more like Raiderz or Vindictus, It would at least have some good gameplay to justify it...
User avatar #1120209 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Played it for 2 year-ish. It isn't really TAB target, It's more "semi" target.
But ye they hype kinda died, aswell in Korea. It's an old game now.
#1120198 - You play that trash? I suppose Scarlet Blade is a good ga…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1120201 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Not Scarlet Blade, Blade&Soul. Didn't play it in a while doe, due the ping to
Korea.
User avatar #1120203 - PVTDickStryker (12/09/2014) [-]
I didn't imply that you were playing Scarlet Blade, hence the "too"
User avatar #1120204 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Ah misread.
User avatar #1120206 - PVTDickStryker (12/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, I got hyped from the early trailers for Blade and Soul, but jesus, its just another tit-pushing tab-targeter. If the gameplay was more like Raiderz or Vindictus, It would at least have some good gameplay to justify it...
User avatar #1120209 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Played it for 2 year-ish. It isn't really TAB target, It's more "semi" target.
But ye they hype kinda died, aswell in Korea. It's an old game now.
#1088493 - Absolution laced with just a touch of ambiguity. Gurren La… 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088459 - did she died 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088458 - Can you blame him? The majority of SoL is just highschool-glor… 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#19 - >Being this based 12/09/2014 on Review of Me!Me!Me! by Demo D 0
#1088438 - What do you all make of ME!ME!ME!? Music and visuals…  [+] (20 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088572 - yusay (12/09/2014) [-]
I'd prefer if people wouldn't talk so much about it.
User avatar #1088576 - PVTDickStryker (12/09/2014) [-]
Well, not many people are really talking about this. Just look at this post, its the first one in a page or so to even talk about it.
User avatar #1088616 - killerliquid (12/09/2014) [-]
shitloads of people are

the day it was posted we got 8+ different threads about it becuse people suck shit at scrolling
User avatar #1088577 - yusay (12/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people are. There's a post every day here about it nearly a month after it aired, and people wouldn't stop talking about it on /a/ with several threads up every hour for a week. And people give absolutely no care to any other Animator Expo short, just the tasteless one about sex.
User avatar #1088519 - awesomedewd (12/09/2014) [-]
It looks ridiculously retarded.
When do I get to see more of it?
User avatar #1088497 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
*Rei loses his girlfriend in some horrible accident and goes into a crippling spiral of depression made even worse by a bad LSD trip and sleep deprivation. *
That's all I got out of that.
User avatar #1088454 - jkaizoku (12/09/2014) [-]
Boobs, vagina, NGE, violence. Basically sums up what a casual would think of Japanese cartoons.
#1088453 - cptsweatpants (12/09/2014) [-]
It's just bad porn.
User avatar #1088444 - tanabata (12/09/2014) [-]
It's shit.
User avatar #1088448 - slightly (12/09/2014) [-]
You are shit.
User avatar #1088450 - tanabata (12/09/2014) [-]
Eat me.
User avatar #1088474 - slightly (12/09/2014) [-]
Wow...no thanks.
User avatar #1088480 - bababadsheep (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't see how this would be a problem since you have already shown us how you don't mind eating shit.
User avatar #1088491 - slightly (12/09/2014) [-]
Fuck, how did you find out I ate your mum?
User avatar #1088492 - bababadsheep (12/09/2014) [-]
You tried hard, but ended up failing. Maybe next time kiddo.
#1088494 - slightly (12/09/2014) [-]
That's my line.
User avatar #1088442 - bababadsheep (12/09/2014) [-]
I just want to buy Teddy's new album already.
User avatar #1088441 - newbrony (12/09/2014) [-]
Talk about a slowpoke.
User avatar #1088440 - makotoitou (12/09/2014) [-]
dank mememes
User avatar #1088439 - yeorgh (12/09/2014) [-]
It's alright.
#15 - Because FJ isnt the least bit a threat. 12/08/2014 on Tumblr's reaction to... +8
#123 - Odds are the devs will just think fans are bored of Mirrors Ed…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian is doing... +6
User avatar #135 - rmoran (12/08/2014) [-]
Unless negative reviews focus on aspects she influenced while the rest of the gameplay was deemed solid.
#34 - Sounds about right 12/07/2014 on together we're bad people 0
#447 - Void Infinite Undiscovery 12/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#101 - If you want musical beauty, you can't deny this piece either. 12/07/2014 on Too soon? +1
#28 - >Best song  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Too soon? +2
#51 - rothingham (12/07/2014) [-]
Although it is true that that is an awesome song, it doesn't compare to the beauty of this song:
Rammstein - Ohne Dich
User avatar #101 - PVTDickStryker (12/07/2014) [-]
If you want musical beauty, you can't deny this piece either. Rammstein - Mutter (Official Video)
#97 - This isn't a disney movie....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on wi-fi +2
User avatar #104 - icametocomment (12/07/2014) [-]
S'why I said Dermwerks
#52 - Game Informer hyped up Alpha Protocol and that **** … 12/06/2014 on insurance companies 0
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#54 - konradkurze (09/08/2014) [-]
found the stryker
User avatar #53 to #52 - PVTDickStryker (07/28/2014) [-]
Why are his forearms sucha different color than his face?
#51 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
are you there
please accept. i really want it.
#47 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
how about the one for coal? please. i don't want angelic badges.
User avatar #48 to #47 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, im sortof hoarding.
#50 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
D':
please. it's just one coal.
#49 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
one coal takes literally 4 seconds to get
it's one capcha
it took me a minute to get those badges. im still slow.
please dude. it's one coal. i'm giving you 10+ of an items for the most common item in the game.
pleeease
#39 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline ):
User avatar #40 to #39 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
I......dont know.
#41 to #40 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
i really need that recipe,
pleease accept.
User avatar #42 to #41 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
What if....I need it?
#43 to #42 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't play items thoug..):
I wanna make an angelic hat. that's my favourite item.
User avatar #44 to #43 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
If I didnt play items, why would I have it?
#45 to #44 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
just pleas can i buy it
i'm overpaying for it anyways..
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #36 - anbieter (09/10/2013) [-]
you are a hero and you will never be forgotten (for the next 20 hours or so).
User avatar #33 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
sweet profile pic
User avatar #34 to #33 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
User avatar #38 to #34 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
iknowisaw
User avatar #28 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I salute you sir, for your bravery...
User avatar #29 to #28 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir
#30 to #29 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I did the same thing... luckily tho, I got this...

I now pass the torch to you, good sir
User avatar #32 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
A legacy.....stained in white.
User avatar #31 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Please, let me pass in peace, invite as many friends as you can to browse my **** uploads. I wish to leave a legacy.
User avatar #37 to #31 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I shall...
User avatar #25 - amissingmouse (07/16/2013) [-]
Hellur.
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - PVTDickStryker (07/16/2013) [-]
Good, good, and yourself?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm okay.
User avatar #20 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
well i think the my little pony thing is ******* gay too. All its proving is that fj is full of 12 yr olds. Tried to thumb them comments back as best as i could lawl
User avatar #21 to #20 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Sorry man, did it for the lulz, I actually dont mind lovers, least they dont rant as much as haters....
User avatar #22 to #21 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
GAAAAAH

fine i will take my hate elsewhere lawl
User avatar #23 to #22 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Though im saying i dont mind lovers i do agree with you in the sense that this site is full of 12 year olds, the rest are pedophiles.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
haha, gotcha brotato
#10 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/18/2010) [-]
Ayo you single? ;)
#11 to #10 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
why yes i am, do you TIITB?
#12 to #11 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
No sir i do not but ive heard you do ;)
User avatar #13 to #12 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
you're mistaken, I give, not recieve, and ONLY to females that are worthy......................................you seem like a fine candidate
#14 to #13 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
GASP! gentlemen do not speak to ladies in this matter!
#15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
#16 to #15 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
i am a lady!
#17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
not for long ;)
not for long ;)
#18 to #17 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
w-what? D:
#9 - SURFRENZY (10/10/2010) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#7 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
#8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker (10/06/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious






as soon as i saw "anonymous left a comment on your profile" i expected a retard, or a kid, i see i got both
#5 - anonymous (09/11/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHORE
#6 to #5 - PVTDickStryker (09/11/2010) [-]
someone be bitching
someone be bitching
#1 - AchievementUnlockd (08/18/2010) [-]
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.  
  
(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.

(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
User avatar #3 to #1 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2010) [-]
funny, thats what i always do
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