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PVTDickStryker

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Date Signed Up:8/15/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
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#41 - This is one hell of a cringe comp you've got here, OP 17 hours ago on Animazement 2015 -1
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Fallout: New-Vegas How to... 0
User avatar #9 - sickmyduckk (17 hours ago) [-]
thanks for scrapping my idea bro.
anyways...half of the content on this site is taken elsewhere i dont see why not have one exclusively for funnyjunk.
Or make a comp about companions and their story background or something.
User avatar #10 - PVTDickStryker (17 hours ago) [-]
Its been almost five years since New Vegas was released. Every bit of informative knowledge that there is to say has already been said, so these comps are a bit redundant at this point.
#49 - When it comes to the full package i.e. a game where its … 17 hours ago on FREEDOM CARES NOT FOR GRAVITY! +2
#18 - >Can't code air-triggered assassinations kek/hue  [+] (8 new replies) 23 hours ago on FREEDOM CARES NOT FOR GRAVITY! +80
#47 - Bobtheblob (17 hours ago) [-]
Everyone absolutely hated Reach when it first came out, but I thought it was a better multiplayer experience than Halo 3.
#53 - rollfourexplain (17 hours ago) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,094**

It sure was. The thing that held it back most was Armor Lock. It's an unfair get-out-of-death-free move if used skillfully.
User avatar #57 - Bobtheblob (17 hours ago) [-]
Armour lock never was a big deal to me. They're basically a big target while they sit there, and they're not contributing to their team.
User avatar #49 - PVTDickStryker (17 hours ago) [-]
When it comes to the full package i.e. a game where its sole saving grace isn't just "people play it for its multiplayer" Halo Reach was the last, best Halo game.
User avatar #36 - metalkinkajou (19 hours ago) [-]
I want my Xbox live back. And Halo 3 or Reach
#35 - selfrazedzealot (19 hours ago) [-]
Halo Reach Assault is till my favorite 1st person shooter experience.
#28 - flnonymousseven (20 hours ago) [-]
halo reach best reach.
#45 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
Ahh, ye ole Reach around.
#194 - Turok (2008) was pretty cash money. 05/25/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved 0
#98 - > ********* "Im too afraid to not snipe" bu… 05/25/2015 on A title 0
#97 - Fallout series. 05/25/2015 on A title 0
#56 - >No black star diopside Are you even trying  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on I hope these will show up 0
User avatar #57 - tonnirotta (05/25/2015) [-]
That would be awesome.
#83 - A-am I doing it right? 05/24/2015 on Pangolin comp 0
#180 - Anyone remember that ****** Spawn movie?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on We have a Hulk 0
User avatar #186 - thelastamerican (05/24/2015) [-]
We don't talk about htat.
#105 - Yup Sometimes when Eurofags talk **** , I … 05/23/2015 on Stop breaking the law +4
#21 - It shouldn't have been a Metroid game If that game we… 05/23/2015 on pewpew 0
#78 - Can confirm In Florida, if you go completely green wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Stop breaking the law +10
#103 - thebeatlesfan (05/23/2015) [-]
Didn't your governor also make it so that no one in his cabinet could even mention the phrase "global warming" or "climate change?"
User avatar #105 - PVTDickStryker (05/23/2015) [-]
www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/08/florida-global-warming_n_6826824.html
Yup

Sometimes when Eurofags talk shit, I just can't help but agree with them.
#83 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
For real? If you take advantage of the sun state, you're in deep shit? That's laughable.
#172 - noprob, man. 05/23/2015 on Cosplay Comp 8 0
#170 - Blatant sensory overload and gratuitous sexual imagery made to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Cosplay Comp 8 0
User avatar #171 - buttcacti (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, I was about to say that it might have something to do with otaku culture, hence why I didn't get it, thanks for the explanation m8.
User avatar #172 - PVTDickStryker (05/23/2015) [-]
noprob, man.
#165 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Cosplay Comp 8 0
User avatar #168 - buttcacti (05/23/2015) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #170 - PVTDickStryker (05/23/2015) [-]
Blatant sensory overload and gratuitous sexual imagery made to pair with a new song by Teddyloid Famous music artist from Japan as part of a "freelance" animation project by multiple animators


Some people say that this animation is a critique of the otaku "culture," explaining its popularity somewhat. Amusingly, if thats the case, kinda ironic how the parts that are criticized are what most people celebrate about it.
User avatar #171 - buttcacti (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, I was about to say that it might have something to do with otaku culture, hence why I didn't get it, thanks for the explanation m8.
User avatar #172 - PVTDickStryker (05/23/2015) [-]
noprob, man.
#4557 - Why cant eye color be yellow or orange, and why cant hair be s…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #4558 - subtard (05/23/2015) [-]
Wikipedia says people can have a light or dark blue epithelium at the back of the iris and varying amounts of yellow to brown melanin in the front. So blue eyes are from little melanin so all you see is the blue epithelium. Green is from blue epithelium and yellow melanin. Brown is when there's a lot of brown melanin. Even explains hazel/amber eyes and all that.
Hair color is from two types of melanin called eumelanin and pheomelanin which are brown/black and red. So varying levels of these create all hair colors.
So our bodies would need to use a totally different process to create different pigments and use them instead of melanin in order to have wonky hair/eye colors.
#4569 - phanactssonjoe (22 hours ago) [-]
i was always curious if humans had a stronger version of chlororphyll in our hair so we can get enough energy from sun. we would still food but just thought it would be cool
#126 - The pasta girls are actually chemo patients that like to play … 05/23/2015 on Cute. 0
#24 - Whoever made that show must've ******* OD'd on Salvia w… 05/22/2015 on Just plane beautiful 0
#76 - So laziness is a trend in the anime scene. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2015 on the back seat in the window +7
User avatar #138 - nobleneon (05/22/2015) [-]
Being cost and time effective =/= lazy
User avatar #98 - SognaVetr (05/22/2015) [-]
Not just anime https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #94 - schneidend (05/22/2015) [-]
There's equally lazy trends in non-Japanese animation, like how we've pretty much 100% abandoned 2D as a final product?
User avatar #87 - guitarassassin (05/22/2015) [-]
You think that's bad. You should see their use of Key Frames. Hell, someone made a drinking game about it once.
User avatar #84 - alleksi (05/22/2015) [-]
The whole industry is built around being as cost effective as possible.
#93 - Jesus Christ, either Addy has spoiled us or that site is parti… 05/21/2015 on MAXIMUM OVERTHIRST +2
#36 - Im no doctor, but I think theres something wrong with her enti… 05/21/2015 on Womb Raider +6
#8 - Picture 05/20/2015 on It wasn't me +1
#15 - "Smack my bitch up!" 05/20/2015 on Crab comp 0
#3 - That Ash Lake tier music really drove it home, holy **** 05/20/2015 on Day Ruiner +7

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Total unique items point value: 11106 / Total items point value: 30643
[ 85 items Total ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#54 - konradkurze (09/08/2014) [-]
found the stryker
User avatar #53 to #52 - PVTDickStryker (07/28/2014) [-]
Why are his forearms sucha different color than his face?
#51 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
are you there
please accept. i really want it.
#47 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
how about the one for coal? please. i don't want angelic badges.
User avatar #48 to #47 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, im sortof hoarding.
#50 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
D':
please. it's just one coal.
#49 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
one coal takes literally 4 seconds to get
it's one capcha
it took me a minute to get those badges. im still slow.
please dude. it's one coal. i'm giving you 10+ of an items for the most common item in the game.
pleeease
#39 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline ):
User avatar #40 to #39 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
I......dont know.
#41 to #40 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
i really need that recipe,
pleease accept.
User avatar #42 to #41 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
What if....I need it?
#43 to #42 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't play items thoug..):
I wanna make an angelic hat. that's my favourite item.
User avatar #44 to #43 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
If I didnt play items, why would I have it?
#45 to #44 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
just pleas can i buy it
i'm overpaying for it anyways..
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #36 - anbieter (09/10/2013) [-]
you are a hero and you will never be forgotten (for the next 20 hours or so).
User avatar #33 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
sweet profile pic
User avatar #34 to #33 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
User avatar #38 to #34 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
iknowisaw
User avatar #28 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I salute you sir, for your bravery...
User avatar #29 to #28 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir
#30 to #29 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I did the same thing... luckily tho, I got this...

I now pass the torch to you, good sir
User avatar #32 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
A legacy.....stained in white.
User avatar #31 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Please, let me pass in peace, invite as many friends as you can to browse my **** uploads. I wish to leave a legacy.
User avatar #37 to #31 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I shall...
User avatar #25 - amissingmouse (07/16/2013) [-]
Hellur.
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - PVTDickStryker (07/16/2013) [-]
Good, good, and yourself?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm okay.
User avatar #20 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
well i think the my little pony thing is ******* gay too. All its proving is that fj is full of 12 yr olds. Tried to thumb them comments back as best as i could lawl
User avatar #21 to #20 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Sorry man, did it for the lulz, I actually dont mind lovers, least they dont rant as much as haters....
User avatar #22 to #21 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
GAAAAAH

fine i will take my hate elsewhere lawl
User avatar #23 to #22 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Though im saying i dont mind lovers i do agree with you in the sense that this site is full of 12 year olds, the rest are pedophiles.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
haha, gotcha brotato
#10 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/18/2010) [-]
Ayo you single? ;)
#11 to #10 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
why yes i am, do you TIITB?
#12 to #11 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
No sir i do not but ive heard you do ;)
User avatar #13 to #12 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
you're mistaken, I give, not recieve, and ONLY to females that are worthy......................................you seem like a fine candidate
#14 to #13 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
GASP! gentlemen do not speak to ladies in this matter!
#15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
#16 to #15 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
i am a lady!
#17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
not for long ;)
not for long ;)
#18 to #17 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
w-what? D:
#9 - SURFRENZY (10/10/2010) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#7 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
#8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker (10/06/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious






as soon as i saw "anonymous left a comment on your profile" i expected a retard, or a kid, i see i got both
#5 - anonymous (09/11/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHORE
#6 to #5 - PVTDickStryker (09/11/2010) [-]
someone be bitching
someone be bitching
#1 - AchievementUnlockd (08/18/2010) [-]
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.  
  
(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.

(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
User avatar #3 to #1 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2010) [-]
funny, thats what i always do
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