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#17 - Think she'll post an edgy rape scene too?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Awesome TR Cosplay 0
User avatar #18 - solidderking (08/19/2014) [-]
well, i wouldn't mind if she did
i wonder if she would mind if i did
#24 - Batman is ridiculously overrated.  [+] (12 new replies) 08/19/2014 on I am Batman -3
#96 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
your mom is over-rated!
User avatar #31 - schneidend (08/19/2014) [-]
If that were true, he'd probably kick everybody's ass less often.
User avatar #118 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2014) [-]
Except about the majority of said ass-kicking in recent years has been writers pandering to the nolan-fan mouthbreathers that don't like a Batman that's not omnipotent. Batman NEEDS his family. He doesn't keep Batgirl or Robin around just to have an audience. And just look at the games. Bane's intellect is reduced to make him nothing more than a musclehead, easily outsmarted by Batman, who is controlled by the already impaired demographic, and it shows him tearing up Deathstroke, singlehandedly. He has NEVER taken down Deathstroke on his own. This is just an endless cycle of moronic fans and pandering writers just feeding eachother for profit He takes up the spotlight in films that aren't even about him. and....fucking whatever the fans are getting that drives them to make mindless dribble consisting of "Because Im Batman," just look at just about every image posted in the comments here.
User avatar #122 - schneidend (22 hours ago) [-]
Seems like you're projecting simply because you don't like Batman's recent resurgence of popularity (nevermind that he's the second most recognizable superhero character in the entire world after Superman), which has nothing to do with why Batman is effective. Batman has always been really powerful in that he combines all of his skills into a cohesive, unstoppable arsenal, because he's the only member of the League kooky enough to pretty much be a hero full-time. Even the Green Lanterns get breaks and vacations. Being Batman is Batman's life, so naturally he's awesome at it.
#42 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
He only kicks ass because he's ridiculously overrated.
People won't buy a comic with batman in it where he's not winning everything all the time.
User avatar #46 - schneidend (08/19/2014) [-]
Except, Batman can and does lose, and people eat it up all the same. Knightfall, the arc where Bane "broke the Bat," is one of the most popular Batman stories of all time.
User avatar #72 - thathorse (08/19/2014) [-]
Fuck I love that arc, I had that comic, the one where Bane has Batman's broken body in his arms but I lost it. I haven't read a comic book in so long and I really want to get back into it but I don't know where to start.
User avatar #105 - schneidend (08/19/2014) [-]
Batwoman is pretty good. The new one.
#75 - karmakoala (08/19/2014) [-]
Amazon second hand my friend.
User avatar #76 - thathorse (08/19/2014) [-]
I meant comic wise, I could find the issues if I dig around, but I really like Spider-man and Batman.
User avatar #89 - hecatonchires (08/19/2014) [-]
Start with the new 52?
User avatar #90 - thathorse (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I looked into it just now that's what I'm gonna do I've been out of the comic book game too long Although I'm gonna get the Knightfall Arc for old times sake
#372 - It's bad when cumming yourself seems like a chore. 08/19/2014 on Fapping 0
#333 - The drawback I was talking about was that later in life, due t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Fapping +1
#366 - volksworgen (08/19/2014) [-]
So it's a bad thing to last longer for a woman?
User avatar #372 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2014) [-]
It's bad when cumming yourself seems like a chore.
#331 - Glorious Uncut Master Race. Its funny how common circumci…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Fapping +1
User avatar #339 - fourohforum (08/19/2014) [-]
Believe me, if you lived in a desert. You'd rather not get sand in there.
XD
User avatar #332 - nemecyst (08/19/2014) [-]
Honestly the only drawback I've found to being uncut is I'm really sensative which reduces my durability in bed.
User avatar #333 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2014) [-]
The drawback I was talking about was that later in life, due to having the head constantly exposed, the circumcised find that they lose feeling, and find it harder to reach orgasm.
#366 - volksworgen (08/19/2014) [-]
So it's a bad thing to last longer for a woman?
User avatar #372 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2014) [-]
It's bad when cumming yourself seems like a chore.
#212 - Picture 08/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
#106 - Hue, whatever you say. Enjoy your shameless 2-hour product pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on M'lady 0
User avatar #108 - cantexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
No, if you go back and watch it you'll see that you do not like those shows. They are old and you were 8. And so what there is Megan Fox in the movie? There always is a Megan Fox in a movie. This one just happens to be terrible, but still those movie were fun. Go watch screenjunkies on yt, they made episode about TMNT
#103 - If you're retarded, yeah.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on M'lady 0
User avatar #104 - cantexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
found the butthurt fanboy
User avatar #106 - PVTDickStryker (08/18/2014) [-]
Hue, whatever you say. Enjoy your shameless 2-hour product placements and " zomg Megan Fox is da hawtest evar" enforcements, Im sure nostalgia value isn't the sole selling factor in his films. Guess those of us that didn't give two shits about Transformers or TMNT as children must be fanboys if we see his works as cinema trash.
User avatar #108 - cantexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
No, if you go back and watch it you'll see that you do not like those shows. They are old and you were 8. And so what there is Megan Fox in the movie? There always is a Megan Fox in a movie. This one just happens to be terrible, but still those movie were fun. Go watch screenjunkies on yt, they made episode about TMNT
#72 - Funny, the original Metal Gear was for a PC, then got ported to NES.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on hope you liked mgs4 on your... 0
#74 - azraelthemage (08/17/2014) [-]
That's what I'm getting at.
#33 - At the other person's expense? Nice  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad -1
User avatar #37 - imagnetsux (08/17/2014) [-]
chances are this person would be arranged to someone else if I didn't "take" them. someone who might not treat them as nicely.
#1030715 - >Play | Fenoxo's Blog ***** has it bookmarked.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1030717 - squalllionhart (08/16/2014) [-]
#1030700 - Are you even aware of the Nexus? 08/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#50 - What it'll most likely sound like at that size 08/16/2014 on Startled desert rain frog +2
#24 - This ******* Miami is hot as Satan's asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on My Hero 0
User avatar #32 - listerthepessimist (08/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't last 2 minutes, it hits 30°c and I fucking die, you have my sympathy dude
#120 - I know I just like the funny **** he makes..…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +1
#122 - flomosho (08/16/2014) [-]
yus
#221 - The real seller is the gyroscope and **** . It tra… 08/16/2014 on This will be awesome. 0
#219 - both. It uses a screen on each eye and mirrors and ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on This will be awesome. 0
User avatar #220 - mutzaki (08/16/2014) [-]
It feels like if the game isn't compatible with it, and designed to work with it, it'll still just look really flat.
User avatar #221 - PVTDickStryker (08/16/2014) [-]
The real seller is the gyroscope and shit. It tracks your head's motions and transfers it into the game. Thats what really gives off the interactive feel. So yes, to an extent, if the game doesn't have the software support, then it wont work as well.
#116 - ....This?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +9
User avatar #119 - flomosho (08/16/2014) [-]
This guy made it.

wattchewant.tumblr.com/
User avatar #120 - PVTDickStryker (08/16/2014) [-]
I know
I just like the funny shit he makes....
So much porn......
SO much pron.....
#122 - flomosho (08/16/2014) [-]
yus
#114 - I recognize those hairstyles and skimpy underwear anywhere. 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +4
#64 - Picture 08/14/2014 on The Real Thor 0
#1028246 - **************** it. We need a revival of this mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1028650 - yellowcardraiden (08/13/2014) [-]
I remember seeing the intro and seeing that fucking red Razzo and spent hours trying to get it, I even beat every time record in every track. Jesus that was a fun ass game, I hope they make a PS4 version because I felt like they were trying to add in a story in the end but than never made a sequal. I need it, it was cool and it had cyborg booty, I need more cyborg booty in 1080p.
#1028156 - The second they were Massively Multiplayer and Online. Or are …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1028159 - bananarchy (08/13/2014) [-]
It is much, much easier to chat with people online than to interact with people face-to-face
You can't compare grinding and raiding in WoW with virtual avatars to going out with your friends and fucking girls
#1028154 - SCE Santa Monica Studio really needs to hop off of God of War'…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1028239 - zomaru (08/13/2014) [-]
Jak and Daxter was the shit, And sly cooper was awesome as well.
#1028222 - yellowcardraiden (08/13/2014) [-]
Wait, someone else who enjoys Kinetica.
User avatar #1028246 - PVTDickStryker (08/13/2014) [-]
You-fucking-know it. We need a revival of this more than ever. Nowadays the racing scene is stagnant with Need for Speeds and all of its clones, it's been over ten years scince the last F-Zero or Extreme G, the last WipEout was on the PSVita, Kinetica, being one of the most unique games out there would be the Dark Souls of racing.
#1028650 - yellowcardraiden (08/13/2014) [-]
I remember seeing the intro and seeing that fucking red Razzo and spent hours trying to get it, I even beat every time record in every track. Jesus that was a fun ass game, I hope they make a PS4 version because I felt like they were trying to add in a story in the end but than never made a sequal. I need it, it was cool and it had cyborg booty, I need more cyborg booty in 1080p.
#1028143 - If there was a correlation between the two, then MMOs wouldn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1028146 - bananarchy (08/13/2014) [-]
Since when are MMOs a social thing?
User avatar #1028156 - PVTDickStryker (08/13/2014) [-]
The second they were Massively Multiplayer and Online. Or are you telling me that an interaction between groups of people isn't a social thing?
User avatar #1028159 - bananarchy (08/13/2014) [-]
It is much, much easier to chat with people online than to interact with people face-to-face
You can't compare grinding and raiding in WoW with virtual avatars to going out with your friends and fucking girls
#1028141 - 10/10 GOTY 08/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #53 to #52 - PVTDickStryker (07/28/2014) [-]
Why are his forearms sucha different color than his face?
#51 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
are you there
please accept. i really want it.
#47 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
how about the one for coal? please. i don't want angelic badges.
User avatar #48 to #47 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, im sortof hoarding.
#50 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
D':
please. it's just one coal.
#49 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
one coal takes literally 4 seconds to get
it's one capcha
it took me a minute to get those badges. im still slow.
please dude. it's one coal. i'm giving you 10+ of an items for the most common item in the game.
pleeease
#39 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline ):
User avatar #40 to #39 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
I......dont know.
#41 to #40 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
i really need that recipe,
pleease accept.
User avatar #42 to #41 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
What if....I need it?
#43 to #42 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't play items thoug..):
I wanna make an angelic hat. that's my favourite item.
User avatar #44 to #43 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
If I didnt play items, why would I have it?
#45 to #44 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
just pleas can i buy it
i'm overpaying for it anyways..
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #36 - anbieter (09/10/2013) [-]
you are a hero and you will never be forgotten (for the next 20 hours or so).
User avatar #33 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
sweet profile pic
User avatar #34 to #33 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
User avatar #38 to #34 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
iknowisaw
User avatar #28 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I salute you sir, for your bravery...
User avatar #29 to #28 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir
#30 to #29 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I did the same thing... luckily tho, I got this...

I now pass the torch to you, good sir
User avatar #32 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
A legacy.....stained in white.
User avatar #31 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Please, let me pass in peace, invite as many friends as you can to browse my **** uploads. I wish to leave a legacy.
User avatar #37 to #31 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I shall...
User avatar #25 - amissingmouse (07/16/2013) [-]
Hellur.
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - PVTDickStryker (07/16/2013) [-]
Good, good, and yourself?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm okay.
User avatar #20 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
well i think the my little pony thing is ******* gay too. All its proving is that fj is full of 12 yr olds. Tried to thumb them comments back as best as i could lawl
User avatar #21 to #20 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Sorry man, did it for the lulz, I actually dont mind lovers, least they dont rant as much as haters....
User avatar #22 to #21 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
GAAAAAH

fine i will take my hate elsewhere lawl
User avatar #23 to #22 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Though im saying i dont mind lovers i do agree with you in the sense that this site is full of 12 year olds, the rest are pedophiles.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
haha, gotcha brotato
#10 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/18/2010) [-]
Ayo you single? ;)
#11 to #10 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
why yes i am, do you TIITB?
#12 to #11 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
No sir i do not but ive heard you do ;)
User avatar #13 to #12 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
you're mistaken, I give, not recieve, and ONLY to females that are worthy......................................you seem like a fine candidate
#14 to #13 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
GASP! gentlemen do not speak to ladies in this matter!
#15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
#16 to #15 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
i am a lady!
#17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
not for long ;)
not for long ;)
#18 to #17 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
w-what? D:
#9 - SURFRENZY (10/10/2010) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#7 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [-]
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#8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker (10/06/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious






as soon as i saw "anonymous left a comment on your profile" i expected a retard, or a kid, i see i got both
#5 - anonymous (09/11/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHORE
#6 to #5 - PVTDickStryker (09/11/2010) [-]
someone be bitching
someone be bitching
#1 - AchievementUnlockd (08/18/2010) [-]
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.  
  
(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.

(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
User avatar #3 to #1 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2010) [-]
funny, thats what i always do
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