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#189 - Its a sad truth about uneducated voters, but doubling down on …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2016 on twatter 0
#190 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know, during the break in the sudden swarm of replies I got for this shit, I got to thinking. You wanna hear a really retarded secret?
I'm dog tired and I honestly have no idea why I let this even get this far, I can't vote until I'm off probation and they step my charges down to a misdemeanor. That won't be until after the vote. I am an absolute retard for even starting this up.
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#191 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its real fuckin late here too man, its 4:45 am. Really, im worried I was rambling in circles there. But really, I appreciate you starting this shit. This is a gripe ive been having for a while and you pretty much primed the discussion into happening. Sorry to hear about the legal troubles.
#192 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Nah, I followed, and I kinda get it. I was probably more in the wrong. Sort of fell into a stick to my guns, go down with the ship mentality in this, but now that I step back, I can agree with that, everybody just read the fuck up on politics and stop giving media so much sway. Vote for who fits you after you read up on their shit, don't just look at whoever is on the tube the most. That's the essence of it. And thanks, glad my late night shit starting could do something productive. And nah, don't be sorry about that, it was worth it. The guy had it coming, and at least he's not dead. Jesus fuck, I say too much like that and I'll have to call myself edgy.
#163 - Its a little hard to do that when every major media source is …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2016 on twatter 0
#165 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know as well as I that people rarely educate themselves on their own. Especially with shit like politics. As members of political parties, it's sort of in the job description to push the agenda, get out there, get heard, spread your political ideology. It's the very essence of why politics is the source of so many shitfits between people, is because all sides are trying to push different agendas. Everybody has an opinion.

So instead of us letting this devolve, how about you tell me about why you support Jill Stein. I don't know, you might sway me.
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#189 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its a sad truth about uneducated voters, but doubling down on the whole "its one or the other" view isn't going to make things better in the least.

And I cant really agree on the whole agenda thing. Sure, both of the big two are inherent safe-spaces fuck I hate using this word but theres no other way to put it for views such as gun control, immigration, and abortion, but its not like by joining one you signed a deal with Satan forcing you to support that party and spread their agenda, thats why in the main election you can vote outside of your party.

Now, I dont necessarily agree with Stein 100%; im a gun nut, I dont quite see how she correlated climate with racial injustic, and her stance on social issues is a little too BLM-influenced for my taste. But unlike "take out their families" Trump and "Steal incriminating evidence of me from a dead man's office before his corpse is even cold" Clinton, Stein is a humanitarian, something very important imo. My views almost perfectly coincide with hers on foreign policy, government reform, stem cell research, education, you name it.

The biggest reason Id say I support her though, is because the whole point im making here, what I find should be a hallmark of our system, is something she advocates, and something barely anyone even talks about. Hell, the big two have been abusing this for years; vote for your candidate because they match your views, dont vote for a just because youre too afraid of b winning.

Im not trying, nor will I try to sway you or anyone else to vote for Stein, the most I'll do is let you know why Im voting for her. If Donald Trump is truly the candidate whos views best match yours, go for it, more power to you, man. Wanna build support for him? Alright, no gripes there. But dont go around telling people that their only choice is what they see as the lesser of two monsters, its how we got in this fearmongering popularity contest in the first place.

Its probably already too late to cry for this in this election, but I'll be damned if, as meaningless as it may be, my vote helps get someone I fundamentally disagree with elected.
#190 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know, during the break in the sudden swarm of replies I got for this shit, I got to thinking. You wanna hear a really retarded secret?
I'm dog tired and I honestly have no idea why I let this even get this far, I can't vote until I'm off probation and they step my charges down to a misdemeanor. That won't be until after the vote. I am an absolute retard for even starting this up.
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#191 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its real fuckin late here too man, its 4:45 am. Really, im worried I was rambling in circles there. But really, I appreciate you starting this shit. This is a gripe ive been having for a while and you pretty much primed the discussion into happening. Sorry to hear about the legal troubles.
#192 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Nah, I followed, and I kinda get it. I was probably more in the wrong. Sort of fell into a stick to my guns, go down with the ship mentality in this, but now that I step back, I can agree with that, everybody just read the fuck up on politics and stop giving media so much sway. Vote for who fits you after you read up on their shit, don't just look at whoever is on the tube the most. That's the essence of it. And thanks, glad my late night shit starting could do something productive. And nah, don't be sorry about that, it was worth it. The guy had it coming, and at least he's not dead. Jesus fuck, I say too much like that and I'll have to call myself edgy.
#157 - I find it funny how most people that bitch and moan about, or …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/23/2016 on twatter +1
#160 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Alright, sure, you can throw away a vote on somebody who definitely isn't gonna win. While the 2 party system is in place, it overshadows just about anybody else. You may as well not even think about other parties until they take off the kid gloves and make some noise outside of election time. I wouldn't say I like the 2 party system, but until other parties make a stronger showing, I can't realistically justify voting for them, personally.
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#164 - sketchE (06/23/2016) [-]
"stop supporting third parties until more people support third parties"
with that logic wedll just keep running in circles without third parties not getting support. if you dont like a or b vote for something else. thats not wasting a vote. its voting for who you think is best. if more people actually did that instead of spreading the just vote for one of the two we might have a system that works
#167 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
All I'm saying with that is when a party is virtually unknown to me and a vast majority of the country, it's not really anybody's fault but followers of that political party for not making bigger waves and pushing the agenda.

Kind of a fan, btw. Crit Happens is pretty alright. I did not intend for this shit to devolve as much as it did. I almost feel embarrassed that you've decided to interact with me in something as shitty and serious as a political debate instead of something fun like my regular horseplay when I'm running around calling people edgy.
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#171 - sketchE (06/23/2016) [-]
its hard for them when they dont have as much support. most news stations are owned by one side or the other so they will very rarely talk about the person in the middle

and thank you that made me really happy watching my low views kinda gets me down sometimes but im doing it for fun
#172 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Fair enough, media is pretty stifling with their pandering, but I still can't help but at least partially blame the fact that there's not more people willing to sit down to discuss and spread their point of view. None of the 3rd party supporters I've come across, as few as they may be, seemed like they were really a people person. Even now, I'm hoping for something about that to change.

Just realized I don't get notifications for your content on this account. Gonna go remedy that.
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#163 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its a little hard to do that when every major media source is either shilled to one side or enthralled by another. What needs to happen is voters need to educate themselves and take off the democrat-republican blinds.

These "nobodies that definitely arent going to win" are seen as such and ignored precisely because of that attitude.
#165 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know as well as I that people rarely educate themselves on their own. Especially with shit like politics. As members of political parties, it's sort of in the job description to push the agenda, get out there, get heard, spread your political ideology. It's the very essence of why politics is the source of so many shitfits between people, is because all sides are trying to push different agendas. Everybody has an opinion.

So instead of us letting this devolve, how about you tell me about why you support Jill Stein. I don't know, you might sway me.
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#189 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its a sad truth about uneducated voters, but doubling down on the whole "its one or the other" view isn't going to make things better in the least.

And I cant really agree on the whole agenda thing. Sure, both of the big two are inherent safe-spaces fuck I hate using this word but theres no other way to put it for views such as gun control, immigration, and abortion, but its not like by joining one you signed a deal with Satan forcing you to support that party and spread their agenda, thats why in the main election you can vote outside of your party.

Now, I dont necessarily agree with Stein 100%; im a gun nut, I dont quite see how she correlated climate with racial injustic, and her stance on social issues is a little too BLM-influenced for my taste. But unlike "take out their families" Trump and "Steal incriminating evidence of me from a dead man's office before his corpse is even cold" Clinton, Stein is a humanitarian, something very important imo. My views almost perfectly coincide with hers on foreign policy, government reform, stem cell research, education, you name it.

The biggest reason Id say I support her though, is because the whole point im making here, what I find should be a hallmark of our system, is something she advocates, and something barely anyone even talks about. Hell, the big two have been abusing this for years; vote for your candidate because they match your views, dont vote for a just because youre too afraid of b winning.

Im not trying, nor will I try to sway you or anyone else to vote for Stein, the most I'll do is let you know why Im voting for her. If Donald Trump is truly the candidate whos views best match yours, go for it, more power to you, man. Wanna build support for him? Alright, no gripes there. But dont go around telling people that their only choice is what they see as the lesser of two monsters, its how we got in this fearmongering popularity contest in the first place.

Its probably already too late to cry for this in this election, but I'll be damned if, as meaningless as it may be, my vote helps get someone I fundamentally disagree with elected.
#190 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know, during the break in the sudden swarm of replies I got for this shit, I got to thinking. You wanna hear a really retarded secret?
I'm dog tired and I honestly have no idea why I let this even get this far, I can't vote until I'm off probation and they step my charges down to a misdemeanor. That won't be until after the vote. I am an absolute retard for even starting this up.
User avatar
#191 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its real fuckin late here too man, its 4:45 am. Really, im worried I was rambling in circles there. But really, I appreciate you starting this shit. This is a gripe ive been having for a while and you pretty much primed the discussion into happening. Sorry to hear about the legal troubles.
#192 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Nah, I followed, and I kinda get it. I was probably more in the wrong. Sort of fell into a stick to my guns, go down with the ship mentality in this, but now that I step back, I can agree with that, everybody just read the fuck up on politics and stop giving media so much sway. Vote for who fits you after you read up on their shit, don't just look at whoever is on the tube the most. That's the essence of it. And thanks, glad my late night shit starting could do something productive. And nah, don't be sorry about that, it was worth it. The guy had it coming, and at least he's not dead. Jesus fuck, I say too much like that and I'll have to call myself edgy.
#130 - ******* thank you It always has to be one way or the … 06/23/2016 on twatter +2
#124 - Good forbid teenagers hate Trump because they dont agree with …  [+] (32 new replies) 06/23/2016 on twatter -3
#125 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
yeah better to just do things hillary style... drone strike arabs families and NOT talk about it
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#128 - captainprincess (06/23/2016) [-]
Remember kids
rules say if you dont love trump you love hillary

because reasons
#131 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Look, I've seen you around before, and I'm pretty cool with you. Don't say stupid shit that makes me want to dislike you.

Not sure if you've been watching the race at this point in the game, but Bernie berned out and there's just Trump and Hillary, so that's kind of exactly what that means. If you don't support one, then you either support the other, or you're one of those people that supports nobody because they think it makes them look smart.
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#195 - shrinkzz (06/23/2016) [-]
You can not support either because you hate them both? Is that so inconceivable for you?
#197 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Tired. Done with this. Read the rest.
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#199 - shrinkzz (06/23/2016) [-]
Ok, but the rest doesn't make much sense either. They both suck major ass. Pretty weird stance imo.
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#159 - whatfrank (06/23/2016) [-]
Ahahah, ok mate please explain why people can't like the political choices they have? I've heard this "logic" before and I've got to know how you think it makes sense.
#162 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You saw my rationalization of it in the other replies. I'm not sure why you're asking me this. Of course, Dick reminded me there's more options than just A or B, but you can see my response to him.
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#221 - whatfrank (06/23/2016) [-]
I don't see any rationalizing, all I see is you making a statement and then saying you're tired. You did read the comment I made right? "please explain why people can't like the political choices they have?" You said "or you're one of those people that supports nobody because they think it makes them look smart." And that is what I'm asking about.Sorry if it's not clear.
#236 - edgexplain (06/24/2016) [-]
That's mostly just personal experience, man. People who sit on the fence and act like everybody else is dumb for picking a side irritate me.
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#237 - whatfrank (06/24/2016) [-]
Ok, I see. But if I were to do that then conservatives are all stupid and christian, because that's all I've experienced, but you'd have a problem with that, right? Even that is an example in its self, me assuming your conservative because I see a lot of 'em of funnyjunk. Never make blanket statements man, because you're basically wrong by default.
#239 - edgexplain (06/24/2016) [-]
Fair enough.
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#157 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
I find it funny how most people that bitch and moan about, or in your case, remind everyone about the futility in a two-party system, also completely gloss over the sheer existence of the other parties.

Im voting for Jill Stein whether its futile or not. The worst of her policies dont leave a bad taste in my mouth like Trump or Clinton's worse ones do. At the absolute very least, I'll have the pride in knowing I chose someone other than the piss or the shit you dumbasses enforce as our "only options."
#160 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Alright, sure, you can throw away a vote on somebody who definitely isn't gonna win. While the 2 party system is in place, it overshadows just about anybody else. You may as well not even think about other parties until they take off the kid gloves and make some noise outside of election time. I wouldn't say I like the 2 party system, but until other parties make a stronger showing, I can't realistically justify voting for them, personally.
User avatar
#164 - sketchE (06/23/2016) [-]
"stop supporting third parties until more people support third parties"
with that logic wedll just keep running in circles without third parties not getting support. if you dont like a or b vote for something else. thats not wasting a vote. its voting for who you think is best. if more people actually did that instead of spreading the just vote for one of the two we might have a system that works
#167 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
All I'm saying with that is when a party is virtually unknown to me and a vast majority of the country, it's not really anybody's fault but followers of that political party for not making bigger waves and pushing the agenda.

Kind of a fan, btw. Crit Happens is pretty alright. I did not intend for this shit to devolve as much as it did. I almost feel embarrassed that you've decided to interact with me in something as shitty and serious as a political debate instead of something fun like my regular horseplay when I'm running around calling people edgy.
User avatar
#171 - sketchE (06/23/2016) [-]
its hard for them when they dont have as much support. most news stations are owned by one side or the other so they will very rarely talk about the person in the middle

and thank you that made me really happy watching my low views kinda gets me down sometimes but im doing it for fun
#172 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Fair enough, media is pretty stifling with their pandering, but I still can't help but at least partially blame the fact that there's not more people willing to sit down to discuss and spread their point of view. None of the 3rd party supporters I've come across, as few as they may be, seemed like they were really a people person. Even now, I'm hoping for something about that to change.

Just realized I don't get notifications for your content on this account. Gonna go remedy that.
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#163 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its a little hard to do that when every major media source is either shilled to one side or enthralled by another. What needs to happen is voters need to educate themselves and take off the democrat-republican blinds.

These "nobodies that definitely arent going to win" are seen as such and ignored precisely because of that attitude.
#165 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know as well as I that people rarely educate themselves on their own. Especially with shit like politics. As members of political parties, it's sort of in the job description to push the agenda, get out there, get heard, spread your political ideology. It's the very essence of why politics is the source of so many shitfits between people, is because all sides are trying to push different agendas. Everybody has an opinion.

So instead of us letting this devolve, how about you tell me about why you support Jill Stein. I don't know, you might sway me.
User avatar
#189 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its a sad truth about uneducated voters, but doubling down on the whole "its one or the other" view isn't going to make things better in the least.

And I cant really agree on the whole agenda thing. Sure, both of the big two are inherent safe-spaces fuck I hate using this word but theres no other way to put it for views such as gun control, immigration, and abortion, but its not like by joining one you signed a deal with Satan forcing you to support that party and spread their agenda, thats why in the main election you can vote outside of your party.

Now, I dont necessarily agree with Stein 100%; im a gun nut, I dont quite see how she correlated climate with racial injustic, and her stance on social issues is a little too BLM-influenced for my taste. But unlike "take out their families" Trump and "Steal incriminating evidence of me from a dead man's office before his corpse is even cold" Clinton, Stein is a humanitarian, something very important imo. My views almost perfectly coincide with hers on foreign policy, government reform, stem cell research, education, you name it.

The biggest reason Id say I support her though, is because the whole point im making here, what I find should be a hallmark of our system, is something she advocates, and something barely anyone even talks about. Hell, the big two have been abusing this for years; vote for your candidate because they match your views, dont vote for a just because youre too afraid of b winning.

Im not trying, nor will I try to sway you or anyone else to vote for Stein, the most I'll do is let you know why Im voting for her. If Donald Trump is truly the candidate whos views best match yours, go for it, more power to you, man. Wanna build support for him? Alright, no gripes there. But dont go around telling people that their only choice is what they see as the lesser of two monsters, its how we got in this fearmongering popularity contest in the first place.

Its probably already too late to cry for this in this election, but I'll be damned if, as meaningless as it may be, my vote helps get someone I fundamentally disagree with elected.
#190 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
You know, during the break in the sudden swarm of replies I got for this shit, I got to thinking. You wanna hear a really retarded secret?
I'm dog tired and I honestly have no idea why I let this even get this far, I can't vote until I'm off probation and they step my charges down to a misdemeanor. That won't be until after the vote. I am an absolute retard for even starting this up.
User avatar
#191 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Its real fuckin late here too man, its 4:45 am. Really, im worried I was rambling in circles there. But really, I appreciate you starting this shit. This is a gripe ive been having for a while and you pretty much primed the discussion into happening. Sorry to hear about the legal troubles.
#192 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Nah, I followed, and I kinda get it. I was probably more in the wrong. Sort of fell into a stick to my guns, go down with the ship mentality in this, but now that I step back, I can agree with that, everybody just read the fuck up on politics and stop giving media so much sway. Vote for who fits you after you read up on their shit, don't just look at whoever is on the tube the most. That's the essence of it. And thanks, glad my late night shit starting could do something productive. And nah, don't be sorry about that, it was worth it. The guy had it coming, and at least he's not dead. Jesus fuck, I say too much like that and I'll have to call myself edgy.
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#132 - captainprincess (06/23/2016) [-]
I'll say whatever the fuck I want
And if I wanna call that kind of enforced false choice as fucking stupid I will

I couldnt give a fuck who feels what way about their immutable little worldviews, you're not that special or important that anyone has to go along with your stupid assertions
#135 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Okay, cool. I don't really know what's difficult to understand about it, though, you know? If it's option A or option B, and you don't choose option A, it's either option B or not choosing at all. There's really not too many places you can go with that. Feels like a more than reasonable assertion that if you don't support one, you support the only other who's available to support.
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#136 - captainprincess (06/23/2016) [-]
It's easy to understand
But it's bullshit

It's a false enforced choice on people who havent made a choice because youve decided that said choice is all that matters and gets automatically made

You offer me a pizza or a sandwich
I dont want either
You ask me specifically if I want pizza, I say no, so you ask me why I love sandwiches so much

It's an enforced decision made by you on behalf of someone else, because you struggle with the idea of refusal to choose
#138 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Apples to oranges, though. That's food. You can give a choice between two foods, and there's still many more multiple choices that would be possible in some form or another. So assuming shit like that would be unreasonable.
This is politics. Just about everybody I know has some kind of opinion on it, and when it's down to just two left in the race, there are more people that are leaning one way or the other than there are people who aren't leaning at all, so it's more than reasonable to assume people are leaning than to assume they aren't. You'd be right more often than you're wrong. You may think it's bullshit, but that's just you, and it most certainly isn't the reality of the situation.
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#139 - captainprincess (06/23/2016) [-]
Assumptions are one thing
Deciding for those people what they've decided is another, and is complete bullshit of the most arrogant variety

You live in your little world where you get to decide for others, I'll live in mine here my decisions are mine, not yours
#141 - edgexplain (06/23/2016) [-]
Fair enough. Agree to disagree. I feel like you're a little too emotional about this disparity in our viewpoints, but I could be reading too much into it. Either way, I still think you're kinda alright, one disagreement doesn't change that. Here, have a diabeetus.
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#147 - captainprincess (06/23/2016) [-]
call it emotional if you want
I just take umbridge with someone who isnt me telling me what Ive decided

especially when I have most certainly NOT made that decision they claim I have
That I take as a personal offense
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#130 - PVTDickStryker (06/23/2016) [-]
Fucking thank you

It always has to be one way or the other here.
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