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Date Signed Up:8/15/2010
Last Login:10/26/2014
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#1080898 - Theyre cheap. Horror games are supposed to instill a sense of …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1081055 - giinthir (10/24/2014) [-]
Play Evil Within.
#1080896 - Im still saying CCP should make an expansion where the Eve Gat…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080917 - syrenthra (10/24/2014) [-]
Well, if the original humans didn't kill them selves off, they are probably going to be like the jovians, technologically advanced as FUCK. Think of the time it took for the races in EVE to start back up. If old humans didn't kill themselves, they would probably be a utopia by this point
User avatar #1080928 - PVTDickStryker (10/24/2014) [-]
Quick lore question on EvE, never really played it beyond that 1 week trial.
The fuck's with the capsules? Are the entire ships unmanned save for the capsuleer through a neural link or are they capable of having crewmen? Is every single ship piloted by a single capsuleer or are there still crews in existence? I ask this because I'd at least like to be able to hope that one day there'll be a DUST game mode where you invade/defend EvE players from within the ships themselves, given theyre any class larger than a frigate.
User avatar #1080979 - syrenthra (10/24/2014) [-]
The ships do have crews. You find that out in the books. A crew on a capsuleer's ship knows they are expendable, unless their capsuleer is cool and protective. Some just go and lose ships left and right without care of the crew. Usually the crew isn't very large though as most systems are handled by the computer and the pod's systems but there is work that needs to be done otherwise.
#1080893 - Dustbunny master raec  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080894 - syrenthra (10/24/2014) [-]
We can just agree on EVE having some of the best trailers and they should make a movie already
User avatar #1080896 - PVTDickStryker (10/24/2014) [-]
Im still saying CCP should make an expansion where the Eve Gate reopens and the Earthlings come back to fuck shit up.
User avatar #1080917 - syrenthra (10/24/2014) [-]
Well, if the original humans didn't kill them selves off, they are probably going to be like the jovians, technologically advanced as FUCK. Think of the time it took for the races in EVE to start back up. If old humans didn't kill themselves, they would probably be a utopia by this point
User avatar #1080928 - PVTDickStryker (10/24/2014) [-]
Quick lore question on EvE, never really played it beyond that 1 week trial.
The fuck's with the capsules? Are the entire ships unmanned save for the capsuleer through a neural link or are they capable of having crewmen? Is every single ship piloted by a single capsuleer or are there still crews in existence? I ask this because I'd at least like to be able to hope that one day there'll be a DUST game mode where you invade/defend EvE players from within the ships themselves, given theyre any class larger than a frigate.
User avatar #1080979 - syrenthra (10/24/2014) [-]
The ships do have crews. You find that out in the books. A crew on a capsuleer's ship knows they are expendable, unless their capsuleer is cool and protective. Some just go and lose ships left and right without care of the crew. Usually the crew isn't very large though as most systems are handled by the computer and the pod's systems but there is work that needs to be done otherwise.
#1080882 - Roboslut 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080877 - *Colossus Jesus Christ, I should go kill myself.... adunsa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080878 - adunsaveme (10/24/2014) [-]
prety collusel mistake there
#1080876 - Project Nevada Anything and everything by Nivea Coluss…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080877 - PVTDickStryker (10/24/2014) [-]
*Colossus
Jesus Christ, I should go kill myself.... adunsaveme, ridicule me for this.
User avatar #1080878 - adunsaveme (10/24/2014) [-]
prety collusel mistake there
#1080868 - And so many people got butt blistered when I said "why wa… 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080853 - What the **** kind of HQ has ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080871 - scandinavianpedo (10/24/2014) [-]
tell that red alert 2.

also, knowing how this was gone turn out i did not give it much thought.
what i start with dose not really mater that much.
#1080850 - >Pyramid Head 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080194 - Dont lie You just want a Sprag waifu, dont you.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080206 - adunsaveme (10/24/2014) [-]
#1080186 - >not moneygrubbing. Dont know the situation in Adventur… 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080175 - Played dragnofable and Mechquest back in the day Both were…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080178 - drl (10/23/2014) [-]
it was not moneygrubbing but it looked like it was made in ms paint
User avatar #1080186 - PVTDickStryker (10/23/2014) [-]
>not moneygrubbing.
Dont know the situation in Adventure Quest, but both the other games constantly wave the "you're a second-class citizen because you didn't buy the dragon amulet/pilot license" every fucking chance it had. Absolutely no content in those games was without a watered down peasant version of rewards or capabilities for free players and 1337 insta-win stuff for amulet/license players. Add that on top of the fact that it has looked like shit for years and, well, you can see why Artix games would have left a sour impression on someone that's played a bunch of better, fully free games even at that time.
#1080162 - Maybe now that Smash 4 is coming out in its entirety, Namco Ba… 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1080152 - I sorta wanna go for New Loka, but Red Veil is making my foreh…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1080189 - adunsaveme (10/23/2014) [-]
they're grineer nonetheless
User avatar #1080196 - syrenthra (10/24/2014) [-]
but cool
User avatar #1080194 - PVTDickStryker (10/24/2014) [-]
Dont lie
You just want a Sprag waifu, dont you.
#1080206 - adunsaveme (10/24/2014) [-]
#1080150 - By never adding this ************ to the fray, ni… 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#147 - Thumb to you for the possible Xenosaga reference in your name. 10/23/2014 on Tentacle Grape +2
#45 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Go Ahead and Skip 0
#24 - >"Friendly" 10/23/2014 on Harem anime. 0
#68 - Its all fun and games until someone gets an impacted bowel...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Tentacle Grape +7
User avatar #146 - Daemmerung (10/23/2014) [-]
Extra thumb for the vindictus .gif.
#147 - PVTDickStryker (10/23/2014) [-]
Thumb to you for the possible Xenosaga reference in your name.
#70 - 72 tribes, Legion is just barely past a generation old, so you… 10/23/2014 on NCR vs Fiends +7
#3 - Myspace is about to become significant again. 10/22/2014 on Facebook Gold Accont 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Go Ahead and Skip +387
#29 - ilookatnsfwusing (10/23/2014) [-]
yum
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on my GF 0
User avatar #4 - rogaa (10/23/2014) [-]
ughh
#1 - What are you, gay? 10/22/2014 on A thank you 0
#6 - Get sodomized by a wildebeest 10/22/2014 on Whats something fucked up... 0
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#54 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
found the stryker
User avatar #53 to #52 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Why are his forearms sucha different color than his face?
#51 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
are you there
please accept. i really want it.
#47 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
how about the one for coal? please. i don't want angelic badges.
User avatar #48 to #47 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, im sortof hoarding.
#50 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
D':
please. it's just one coal.
#49 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
one coal takes literally 4 seconds to get
it's one capcha
it took me a minute to get those badges. im still slow.
please dude. it's one coal. i'm giving you 10+ of an items for the most common item in the game.
pleeease
#39 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline ):
User avatar #40 to #39 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
I......dont know.
#41 to #40 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
i really need that recipe,
pleease accept.
User avatar #42 to #41 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
What if....I need it?
#43 to #42 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't play items thoug..):
I wanna make an angelic hat. that's my favourite item.
User avatar #44 to #43 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
If I didnt play items, why would I have it?
#45 to #44 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
just pleas can i buy it
i'm overpaying for it anyways..
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #36 - anbieter (09/10/2013) [-]
you are a hero and you will never be forgotten (for the next 20 hours or so).
User avatar #33 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
sweet profile pic
User avatar #34 to #33 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
User avatar #38 to #34 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
iknowisaw
User avatar #28 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I salute you sir, for your bravery...
User avatar #29 to #28 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir
#30 to #29 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I did the same thing... luckily tho, I got this...

I now pass the torch to you, good sir
User avatar #32 to #30 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
A legacy.....stained in white.
User avatar #31 to #30 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Please, let me pass in peace, invite as many friends as you can to browse my **** uploads. I wish to leave a legacy.
User avatar #37 to #31 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I shall...
User avatar #25 - amissingmouse (07/16/2013) [-]
Hellur.
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Good, good, and yourself?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm okay.
User avatar #20 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
well i think the my little pony thing is ******* gay too. All its proving is that fj is full of 12 yr olds. Tried to thumb them comments back as best as i could lawl
User avatar #21 to #20 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (04/25/2011) [-]
Sorry man, did it for the lulz, I actually dont mind lovers, least they dont rant as much as haters....
User avatar #22 to #21 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
GAAAAAH

fine i will take my hate elsewhere lawl
User avatar #23 to #22 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (04/25/2011) [-]
Though im saying i dont mind lovers i do agree with you in the sense that this site is full of 12 year olds, the rest are pedophiles.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
haha, gotcha brotato
#10 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/18/2010) [-]
Ayo you single? ;)
#11 to #10 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/20/2010) [-]
why yes i am, do you TIITB?
#12 to #11 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
No sir i do not but ive heard you do ;)
User avatar #13 to #12 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/20/2010) [-]
you're mistaken, I give, not recieve, and ONLY to females that are worthy......................................you seem like a fine candidate
#14 to #13 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
GASP! gentlemen do not speak to ladies in this matter!
#15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/20/2010) [-]
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
#16 to #15 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
i am a lady!
#17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/20/2010) [-]
not for long ;)
not for long ;)
#18 to #17 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
w-what? D:
#19 to #18 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/20/2010) [-]
bend over
#9 - SURFRENZY (10/10/2010) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/06/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
#8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/06/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious






as soon as i saw "anonymous left a comment on your profile" i expected a retard, or a kid, i see i got both
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHORE
#6 to #5 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (09/11/2010) [-]
someone be bitching
someone be bitching
#4 to #2 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/19/2010) [-]
Daddeh?
#1 - AchievementUnlockd (08/18/2010) [-]
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.  
  
(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.

(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
User avatar #3 to #1 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/19/2010) [-]
funny, thats what i always do
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