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#92 - Tell that to Joshlol. 48 minutes ago on Come my brother, I will... 0
#110 - That is pretty extreme. Giving off the message that she isnt a…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Priorities 0
User avatar #111 - sarphog (55 minutes ago) [-]
No, I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for anone, as of now. If we're able to maintain how we currently have it, I honestly think we're gonna stick together for a good amount of years to come.

To be fair though, my preference is a girl like that, and I would honestly argue that it isn't any more extreme than having any other fetishes, but this is getting off topic
#103 - What uh, obvious reason would that be, though?  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Priorities 0
User avatar #106 - sarphog (1 hour ago) [-]
That normal people expect a certain amount of loyalty, and feel like it's threatened if your partner shows willingness to have other sexual partners than yourself. Fictional or not, I expect my girlfriend to only desire me, but I am probably one of the extreme cases.
User avatar #110 - PVTDickStryker (1 hour ago) [-]
That is pretty extreme. Giving off the message that she isnt allowed to fantasize.

I mean, its not wrong to expect loyalty from your partner. Its not wrong at all. But to try to dictate what she thinks, that can be imposing. I mean, in the end of he day, doesn't the loyalty get defined by someone actively choosing to not act out on their fantasies? Your girlfriend could want a lumberjack centaur to fuck her senseless, but she isn't going to surgically attach a Canadian woodsman to a horse and fuck it, is she? If you were a Halle Berry fan, would you throw your girlfriend under the bus if you were propositioned by the idol?
User avatar #111 - sarphog (55 minutes ago) [-]
No, I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for anone, as of now. If we're able to maintain how we currently have it, I honestly think we're gonna stick together for a good amount of years to come.

To be fair though, my preference is a girl like that, and I would honestly argue that it isn't any more extreme than having any other fetishes, but this is getting off topic
#98 - Just saw it again, not even porn, just bikini drawings. …  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Priorities 0
User avatar #102 - sarphog (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't think it's even remotely imposing considering it was a 3 year relationship.. And I've already told my gf that I didn't want her to read it (for obvious reasons). She had already stopped when I said it though

Point is that with the info we currently have, calling her crazy jealous is just.. Stupid. For all we know she wanted him to delete it cause she didn't want him to be a weabo beta faggot
User avatar #103 - PVTDickStryker (1 hour ago) [-]
What uh, obvious reason would that be, though?
User avatar #106 - sarphog (1 hour ago) [-]
That normal people expect a certain amount of loyalty, and feel like it's threatened if your partner shows willingness to have other sexual partners than yourself. Fictional or not, I expect my girlfriend to only desire me, but I am probably one of the extreme cases.
User avatar #110 - PVTDickStryker (1 hour ago) [-]
That is pretty extreme. Giving off the message that she isnt allowed to fantasize.

I mean, its not wrong to expect loyalty from your partner. Its not wrong at all. But to try to dictate what she thinks, that can be imposing. I mean, in the end of he day, doesn't the loyalty get defined by someone actively choosing to not act out on their fantasies? Your girlfriend could want a lumberjack centaur to fuck her senseless, but she isn't going to surgically attach a Canadian woodsman to a horse and fuck it, is she? If you were a Halle Berry fan, would you throw your girlfriend under the bus if you were propositioned by the idol?
User avatar #111 - sarphog (55 minutes ago) [-]
No, I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for anone, as of now. If we're able to maintain how we currently have it, I honestly think we're gonna stick together for a good amount of years to come.

To be fair though, my preference is a girl like that, and I would honestly argue that it isn't any more extreme than having any other fetishes, but this is getting off topic
#6 - A Dark Souls anime would essentially just be Berserk, only wit… 4 hours ago on I found a thing +2
#14 - Don Ramon is the name of that character, who's portrayed by Ra… 4 hours ago on Fun Fact: Monty Oum -1
#12 - The gif is from El Chavo Del Ocho There isn't a spic …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Fun Fact: Monty Oum +1
#13 - duckwith (4 hours ago) [-]
I hadn't heard about it before, thanks for informing me!
#58 - My comment was more of a general statement, but if you want so…  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on Priorities +1
User avatar #89 - sarphog (2 hours ago) [-]
She'd probably feel slight unease which like, everyone would have!!!!

She didn't go bonkers, she called him a cunt after him breaking up after 3 years for not wanting to delete his anime tits

I just fail to fucking see how she's crazy
User avatar #98 - PVTDickStryker (1 hour ago) [-]
Just saw it again, not even porn, just bikini drawings.

Well, its just something he likes, and who knows if this is the first time she wanted him to get rid of it. If it isn't, wouldn't it be a little imposing? Do you tell your girlfriend to get rid of her twilight books if she so happens to like them just because you don't like them? Having common interests is important, yeah, but inevitably theres going to be some disparity. He broke up with her, what if she gave him the ultimatum "its them or me"?

But hey, im just going by the "she could've been irrationally jealous" angle. If I'm wrong, then yeah, he's a pretty beta cunt.
User avatar #102 - sarphog (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't think it's even remotely imposing considering it was a 3 year relationship.. And I've already told my gf that I didn't want her to read it (for obvious reasons). She had already stopped when I said it though

Point is that with the info we currently have, calling her crazy jealous is just.. Stupid. For all we know she wanted him to delete it cause she didn't want him to be a weabo beta faggot
User avatar #103 - PVTDickStryker (1 hour ago) [-]
What uh, obvious reason would that be, though?
User avatar #106 - sarphog (1 hour ago) [-]
That normal people expect a certain amount of loyalty, and feel like it's threatened if your partner shows willingness to have other sexual partners than yourself. Fictional or not, I expect my girlfriend to only desire me, but I am probably one of the extreme cases.
User avatar #110 - PVTDickStryker (1 hour ago) [-]
That is pretty extreme. Giving off the message that she isnt allowed to fantasize.

I mean, its not wrong to expect loyalty from your partner. Its not wrong at all. But to try to dictate what she thinks, that can be imposing. I mean, in the end of he day, doesn't the loyalty get defined by someone actively choosing to not act out on their fantasies? Your girlfriend could want a lumberjack centaur to fuck her senseless, but she isn't going to surgically attach a Canadian woodsman to a horse and fuck it, is she? If you were a Halle Berry fan, would you throw your girlfriend under the bus if you were propositioned by the idol?
User avatar #111 - sarphog (55 minutes ago) [-]
No, I wouldn't dump my girlfriend for anone, as of now. If we're able to maintain how we currently have it, I honestly think we're gonna stick together for a good amount of years to come.

To be fair though, my preference is a girl like that, and I would honestly argue that it isn't any more extreme than having any other fetishes, but this is getting off topic
User avatar #92 - sarphog (2 hours ago) [-]
I failed using the underline thingymabob, and now it looks like I'm yelling
#41 - Picture 6 hours ago on ITS REAL +18
#2 - Kung Fury Short film on youtube 7 hours ago on Fight! 0

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#54 - konradkurze (09/08/2014) [-]
found the stryker
User avatar #53 to #52 - PVTDickStryker (07/28/2014) [-]
Why are his forearms sucha different color than his face?
#51 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
are you there
please accept. i really want it.
#47 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
how about the one for coal? please. i don't want angelic badges.
User avatar #48 to #47 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, im sortof hoarding.
#50 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
D':
please. it's just one coal.
#49 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
one coal takes literally 4 seconds to get
it's one capcha
it took me a minute to get those badges. im still slow.
please dude. it's one coal. i'm giving you 10+ of an items for the most common item in the game.
pleeease
#39 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline ):
User avatar #40 to #39 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
I......dont know.
#41 to #40 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
i really need that recipe,
pleease accept.
User avatar #42 to #41 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
What if....I need it?
#43 to #42 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't play items thoug..):
I wanna make an angelic hat. that's my favourite item.
User avatar #44 to #43 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
If I didnt play items, why would I have it?
#45 to #44 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
just pleas can i buy it
i'm overpaying for it anyways..
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #36 - anbieter (09/10/2013) [-]
you are a hero and you will never be forgotten (for the next 20 hours or so).
User avatar #33 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
sweet profile pic
User avatar #34 to #33 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
User avatar #38 to #34 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
iknowisaw
User avatar #28 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I salute you sir, for your bravery...
User avatar #29 to #28 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir
#30 to #29 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I did the same thing... luckily tho, I got this...

I now pass the torch to you, good sir
User avatar #32 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
A legacy.....stained in white.
User avatar #31 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Please, let me pass in peace, invite as many friends as you can to browse my **** uploads. I wish to leave a legacy.
User avatar #37 to #31 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I shall...
User avatar #25 - amissingmouse (07/16/2013) [-]
Hellur.
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - PVTDickStryker (07/16/2013) [-]
Good, good, and yourself?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm okay.
User avatar #20 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
well i think the my little pony thing is ******* gay too. All its proving is that fj is full of 12 yr olds. Tried to thumb them comments back as best as i could lawl
User avatar #21 to #20 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Sorry man, did it for the lulz, I actually dont mind lovers, least they dont rant as much as haters....
User avatar #22 to #21 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
GAAAAAH

fine i will take my hate elsewhere lawl
User avatar #23 to #22 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Though im saying i dont mind lovers i do agree with you in the sense that this site is full of 12 year olds, the rest are pedophiles.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
haha, gotcha brotato
#10 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/18/2010) [-]
Ayo you single? ;)
#11 to #10 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
why yes i am, do you TIITB?
#12 to #11 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
No sir i do not but ive heard you do ;)
User avatar #13 to #12 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
you're mistaken, I give, not recieve, and ONLY to females that are worthy......................................you seem like a fine candidate
#14 to #13 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
GASP! gentlemen do not speak to ladies in this matter!
#15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
#16 to #15 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
i am a lady!
#17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
not for long ;)
not for long ;)
#18 to #17 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
w-what? D:
#9 - SURFRENZY (10/10/2010) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#7 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [-]
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#8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker (10/06/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious






as soon as i saw "anonymous left a comment on your profile" i expected a retard, or a kid, i see i got both
#5 - anonymous (09/11/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHORE
#6 to #5 - PVTDickStryker (09/11/2010) [-]
someone be bitching
someone be bitching
#1 - AchievementUnlockd (08/18/2010) [-]
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.  
  
(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.

(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
User avatar #3 to #1 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2010) [-]
funny, thats what i always do
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