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#1085274 - Its **** Youre **** Your stu…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1085280 - drl (8 hours ago) [-]
:3
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#4 - It got exponentially harder to respect him and all his …  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on #bantj 0
#7 - viralkamina (1 hour ago) [-]
the whole what thing?
User avatar #6 - theroflcer (6 hours ago) [-]
That happened three years ago and didn't effect any views on the major issues he talks about, get over it.

That is if you watched the video to begin with.
#4 - Might be. Even if he wasnt, they both have naturally opposing … 12 hours ago on Anita on Colbert Report 0
#63 - **** that movie was great. 14 hours ago on Going in for a hug +2
#187 - I wont call you a hypocrite for admitting you'd do something t…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Feels Comp Pt.2 0
#197 - IamWhoIam (13 hours ago) [-]
I agree with you on that. Thanks for the civil discussion.
#183 - So a German solder who fought to protect his loved ones is jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Feels Comp Pt.2 0
#184 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
Eyyup because his home is what created the type of person who did such things.
#35 - >to categorize them as Muslims is wrong. *******… 14 hours ago on Amusing News +8
#168 - Then why use witnesses and bystanders to a crime as an example…  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on Feels Comp Pt.2 0
#182 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
Also 'messiah' simply means 'anointed one' and that's hardly how I'd describe my self. I'm just willing to see the world for how ugly it really is. The fact that that's what I think doesn't mean it's what I'd do. I don't have that strong of moral character. Few do. I'd shoot someone who my government tells me is my enemy to protect my family without hesitation and if you believe that makes me a hypocrite then so be it. I've never myself claimed to be morally perfect.
User avatar #187 - PVTDickStryker (14 hours ago) [-]
I wont call you a hypocrite for admitting you'd do something thats human, I just hope you don't believe that you'd be any more worthy of remorse if you were in such a situation, due to your view.
#197 - IamWhoIam (13 hours ago) [-]
I agree with you on that. Thanks for the civil discussion.
#178 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
A 'normal' person would shoot, that doesn't make it right. It also doesn't make them any morally better than the soldiers who decide to commit atrocities. You're still just as bad as them the circumstance for you being there is hardly an excuse.
User avatar #183 - PVTDickStryker (14 hours ago) [-]
So a German solder who fought to protect his loved ones is just as disgusting a human being as one that fought to uphold the Nazi movement.

kek/hue

#184 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
Eyyup because his home is what created the type of person who did such things.
#154 - I never realized that being afraid was a punishable criminal o…  [+] (8 new replies) 14 hours ago on Feels Comp Pt.2 0
#155 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
Notice how we were talking about soldiers and then you brought the civilians into it? I was talking about people fighting for the side and not agreeing with it. So no, slaughtering civilians in Syria would not hinder ISIS in fact they may join the cause for protection from us because we make them our enemy too.
User avatar #168 - PVTDickStryker (14 hours ago) [-]
Then why use witnesses and bystanders to a crime as an example? In essence, thats what civilians are when their home is a battlefield, but if you want to concentrate solely on soldiers, fine, lets look at the soldiers. Lets say you were forced into conscription Like the majority of German youth or are a foreign soldier who's home has fallen to the enemy and you've been captured. Your friends and family are at the mercy of a first-world superpower that you've seen is capable of moral corruption and genocide. What do you think a normal person, not a jedi or whatever moral messiah you think you are, an average, normal person, would do if they had the choice to either charge at guns pointed against you with the same point of view as yourself, or have guns pointed at you from the front, the back, and at every innocent person you care about behind enemy lines?
#182 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
Also 'messiah' simply means 'anointed one' and that's hardly how I'd describe my self. I'm just willing to see the world for how ugly it really is. The fact that that's what I think doesn't mean it's what I'd do. I don't have that strong of moral character. Few do. I'd shoot someone who my government tells me is my enemy to protect my family without hesitation and if you believe that makes me a hypocrite then so be it. I've never myself claimed to be morally perfect.
User avatar #187 - PVTDickStryker (14 hours ago) [-]
I wont call you a hypocrite for admitting you'd do something thats human, I just hope you don't believe that you'd be any more worthy of remorse if you were in such a situation, due to your view.
#197 - IamWhoIam (13 hours ago) [-]
I agree with you on that. Thanks for the civil discussion.
#178 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
A 'normal' person would shoot, that doesn't make it right. It also doesn't make them any morally better than the soldiers who decide to commit atrocities. You're still just as bad as them the circumstance for you being there is hardly an excuse.
User avatar #183 - PVTDickStryker (14 hours ago) [-]
So a German solder who fought to protect his loved ones is just as disgusting a human being as one that fought to uphold the Nazi movement.

kek/hue

#184 - IamWhoIam (14 hours ago) [-]
Eyyup because his home is what created the type of person who did such things.

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#54 - konradkurze (09/08/2014) [-]
found the stryker
User avatar #53 to #52 - PVTDickStryker (07/28/2014) [-]
Why are his forearms sucha different color than his face?
#51 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
are you there
please accept. i really want it.
#47 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
how about the one for coal? please. i don't want angelic badges.
User avatar #48 to #47 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, im sortof hoarding.
#50 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
D':
please. it's just one coal.
#49 to #48 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
one coal takes literally 4 seconds to get
it's one capcha
it took me a minute to get those badges. im still slow.
please dude. it's one coal. i'm giving you 10+ of an items for the most common item in the game.
pleeease
#39 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
why did you decline ):
User avatar #40 to #39 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
I......dont know.
#41 to #40 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
i really need that recipe,
pleease accept.
User avatar #42 to #41 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
What if....I need it?
#43 to #42 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
you don't play items thoug..):
I wanna make an angelic hat. that's my favourite item.
User avatar #44 to #43 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
If I didnt play items, why would I have it?
#45 to #44 - adding (10/09/2013) [-]
just pleas can i buy it
i'm overpaying for it anyways..
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #36 - anbieter (09/10/2013) [-]
you are a hero and you will never be forgotten (for the next 20 hours or so).
User avatar #33 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
sweet profile pic
User avatar #34 to #33 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Lost a bet
User avatar #38 to #34 - nickypiebang (09/10/2013) [-]
iknowisaw
User avatar #28 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I salute you sir, for your bravery...
User avatar #29 to #28 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir
#30 to #29 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I did the same thing... luckily tho, I got this...

I now pass the torch to you, good sir
User avatar #32 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
A legacy.....stained in white.
User avatar #31 to #30 - PVTDickStryker (09/10/2013) [-]
Please, let me pass in peace, invite as many friends as you can to browse my **** uploads. I wish to leave a legacy.
User avatar #37 to #31 - buttholee (09/10/2013) [-]
I shall...
User avatar #25 - amissingmouse (07/16/2013) [-]
Hellur.
How are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - PVTDickStryker (07/16/2013) [-]
Good, good, and yourself?
User avatar #27 to #26 - amissingmouse (07/17/2013) [-]
I'm okay.
User avatar #20 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
well i think the my little pony thing is ******* gay too. All its proving is that fj is full of 12 yr olds. Tried to thumb them comments back as best as i could lawl
User avatar #21 to #20 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Sorry man, did it for the lulz, I actually dont mind lovers, least they dont rant as much as haters....
User avatar #22 to #21 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
GAAAAAH

fine i will take my hate elsewhere lawl
User avatar #23 to #22 - PVTDickStryker (04/25/2011) [-]
Though im saying i dont mind lovers i do agree with you in the sense that this site is full of 12 year olds, the rest are pedophiles.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kylermannn (04/25/2011) [-]
haha, gotcha brotato
#10 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/18/2010) [-]
Ayo you single? ;)
#11 to #10 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
why yes i am, do you TIITB?
#12 to #11 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
No sir i do not but ive heard you do ;)
User avatar #13 to #12 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
you're mistaken, I give, not recieve, and ONLY to females that are worthy......................................you seem like a fine candidate
#14 to #13 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
GASP! gentlemen do not speak to ladies in this matter!
#15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
im not gentle, and im sure your not a "lady"
#16 to #15 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
i am a lady!
#17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker (10/20/2010) [-]
not for long ;)
not for long ;)
#18 to #17 - Gabbyswinkyface (10/20/2010) [-]
w-what? D:
#9 - SURFRENZY (10/10/2010) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/06/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE
#8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker (10/06/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious






as soon as i saw "anonymous left a comment on your profile" i expected a retard, or a kid, i see i got both
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2010) [-]
YOUR A STUPID BITCH WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHOREWHORE WHOREWHORE
#6 to #5 - PVTDickStryker (09/11/2010) [-]
someone be bitching
someone be bitching
#1 - AchievementUnlockd (08/18/2010) [-]
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.  
  
(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
Heard you were black, thought I should offer a peace treaty.

(racism is stupid, treat it like a joke)
User avatar #3 to #1 - PVTDickStryker (08/19/2010) [-]
funny, thats what i always do
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