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Im back bitches just downloaded google chrome and front page here i come.........*1 month later*.....*sniff* Dammit
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- Funny junk . . Opinions. This isn't too serious, just curious …
Holydays are for forgiveness but also for recap.
I’m in a similar situation with my mom and dad. What I did last summer is I met with them after 2,5 years of no connection and told them everything I wanted since they divorced. The overall situation didn’t change much but now I feel relieved that we’re kind of “even”. They know they did bad, and I know and forgive them about it.
The important thing is to know what are our mutual plans for the current times and the future and decide if we help each other or not.
- For all these years I never understood this joke. I bought som…
Footage of a microwaved hot...
I was so excited to see a paragraph long post without a typo. Maybe next time.
You mean at your home you have " scolding hot cheddar "???
"Just because I am some sexy cheese, don't mean I'm not going to yell at you! Before you eat me with the ham, do your fucking homework!"
your skin isn't manly enough to burn the cheese back?
Man are you some Bieber praising twat who sears sunglasses inside and caps the wrong way?
What kind of cuckneet faggot doesn't cook his food with a Vietnam flamethrower then punch it into a drinkable liquid?
wait, you don't heat up your food with a manly stare alone? u wot
I went blind beating the sun in a staring contest
You lost against the sun?
Read it again, the sun lost, I never needed my sight anyway. I'm using my testosterone like a radar to sense what you're saying
you better have caused an eclipse like I did
It put mars, the moon and clouds in front of it to hide its shame. Don't you watch the news?
I read the news that interest me, like earthquakes and tornadoes.
I like the entertainment
Reading is for pussies
not manly news.
The only manly news is the kind you create by punching stuff
Gotta know where to wrestle it
- I AM THE 9 LIVES!!
- Great I get to use this twice
This shouldn't be this funny.
- The ending surprised me ....good one mate. WebM relate…
Gillar du mig?
- Sooo how do you do this?
giant bottle filled with...
Pour gasoline in a water tank and find out
Get a big 18L bottle and fill it with about 200mL of Ethanol ~99% purity.
let it sit for like a few hours, light with splint. badaboom
- I uh...I have a confession to make. I just realized yesterday …
- OH JOY I LIVE IN ILLINOIS, ...but I don't have any money...OH …
Charity Bike Build
- What does his wife actually look like. I've seen him but is sh…
TO him she is.
And that's whats really important
- So everyone in your news station are a bunch of crips?
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