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PArmageddon loaded

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/06/2009
Last Login:8/28/2015
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Im back bitches just downloaded google chrome and front page here i come.........*1 month later*.....*sniff* Dammit

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#107 - I thought it was Pellek's 4 octave video 02/17/2015 on Tumblrone 0
#78 - I don't really understand the bill clinton one? Any help?? 02/10/2015 on Colbert Report Comp 4 0
#46 - Ah thanks mate, and I know it wasn't much I thin that's why it… 02/08/2015 on Fat power 0
#37 - So I actually have a question, a chick I go to uni with wants …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Fat power 0
User avatar #77 - Taliesin (02/09/2015) [-]
My mother has MS, Polycistic Ovaries, and is practically bedridden. I have a back injury and heart issues from stress when I was in the military, and can't stay active long without collapsing. We are lovers of everything butter-based, and eat very rich foods most of the time. I am 115lbs at 6'0", and I am well-toned all over. My mother is 170 at 5'6", has not gained a single pound since her surgeries/hospital stay. A lot of the fat victim mentality prevents effective weightloss/sustainability, and thus your mind makes you fat. Which is not to say it isn't your fault if you are fat, because it is. It's all about where your mind is and what you do to fix it. My ex was 190 after we split, and has since lost 50 pounds because she was tired of being a fat cunt. So now she's just a cunt.

Point being, health issues can negatively impact your weight, there is no doubt about it. But if she were to be telling the truth about her daily regimen, she'd be fuckable in short order.
User avatar #57 - jokekill (02/09/2015) [-]
I know a lot of girls with poly cystic ovaries and it really does pile on the pounds, i know medication can do the same.

Although, i know one girl with poly cystic ovaries who works out alot and she's really thin and healthy.

So she's more inclined to becoming overweight, yes. But she can still become a healthy weight if she really wanted to.
User avatar #45 - liesbetold (02/08/2015) [-]
You don't give much but it is possible for pills and disease to contribute to obesity. The thing about her working out is that she probably means 10-20 minutes of walking till she gets tired. That being sad at 290+ its more likely to be due to poor diet and exercise than the pills and conditions she has. If I were her id consult a doctor about appropriate exercises that do not cause her any kind of pain.
User avatar #46 - PArmageddon loaded (02/08/2015) [-]
Ah thanks mate, and I know it wasn't much I thin that's why it was so hard to find much background on it but really thank you.
#539 - Well you know what screw it. Anyone up to be my internet boo f…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on FJ Valentine's day +31
User avatar #2766 - romuloid (02/02/2015) [-]
To be honest, your "gaping" nostrils aren't as bad as some of the people I've seen around my school

User avatar #2099 - mistafishy (02/02/2015) [-]
You cute Plenty o' homo.
#697 - anon (02/02/2015) [-]
You cute [spoiler] no homo [/spoiler]
#62 - Oh my god i'd **** the **** out of Taylor Swift. . . 02/02/2015 on Hackers, Threaten, Tailor,... 0
#205 - lol lemming diabetes . . . im sorry 01/21/2015 on R.I.P +1
#50 - Meh could be better  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Long Porn Session +4
#98 - megaflak (12/17/2014) [-]
13 favorites holy fuck
#57 - anon (12/16/2014) [-]
She doesnt SHUT UP!
#204 - That is honestly close to the body type I want to achieve, now…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Don't get down folks. 0
User avatar #205 - ironsoul (12/09/2014) [-]
I am glad I inspired you to better yourself.
User avatar #213 - demcupcakes (12/09/2014) [-]
He didn't say he was going to do anything tho.
#175 - You dunno how weird it was heading to work at O'Hare and seein…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Furry convention gassed 0
User avatar #178 - oodlesandoodles (12/08/2014) [-]
Times like these I'm glad I don't have to take the blue line for any reason
#58 - You know honestly speaking, they aren't too bad neck down. I m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Ouch. +2
#83 - bagofshenanigans (12/08/2014) [-]
Nah, man. There are times when masturbation is the better choice. This is one of those times.
#30 - You gotta remember, Peter is the retard. Homer just does retar…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Homer knows his shit +11
#94 - marboy (12/08/2014) [-]
Homer is intelligent, but he's not smart.
User avatar #65 - Lintutu (12/08/2014) [-]
Nah homer is only "dumb" because he has a crayon in his brain from shoving them up his nose as a kid. There was an episode where it was removed but lisa felt like that wasnt really her father BECAUSE he was so smart. So being the good father he is, he purposely shoved another crayon up there to become dumb again
User avatar #35 - ScottP (12/08/2014) [-]
Wasn't he actually pretty decently intelligent in the initial episodes? I mean he's a chemical engineer. That's at least some proficiency in chemistry
User avatar #42 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2014) [-]
Homer is still pretty smart (or at least not just mentally retarded like Peter), but he's also a dumbass if that makes any sense.
#47 - So I need Adderall and Viagra without a prescription for scien… 12/05/2014 on Aderol 0
#44 - Comment deleted 12/05/2014 on Aderol 0
#95 - just started far cry 3, almost beat it in one weekend 12/05/2014 on Video Games 0
#484 - OC Mario giving his brother a nice gift, I did this a loooong … 12/05/2014 on Contest (December 2014) +3
#74 - defeating one enemy only means a stronger one will rise . . .a… 12/04/2014 on Press for retoast +1
#12 - **** wait. . .it's meme center, I take that back. 11/19/2014 on REBELLION +5
#11 - I don't know if I should be proud or upset they took off my li…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on REBELLION +44
User avatar #19 - kafei (11/19/2014) [-]
Nice content. Never saw it before so you got another greenie from me.
User avatar #12 - PArmageddon loaded (11/19/2014) [-]
Shit wait. . .it's meme center, I take that back.
#1130 - Mulatto Guy (Mostly Just Black Guy though)  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +5
User avatar #1193 - tepidteal (11/19/2014) [-]
So am I. identify with being Yu'pik more than black.
#1139 - raverr (11/19/2014) [-]
i hope you grow a beautiful beard like you were meant to.
#226 - Images don't load with google chrome. . . 11/10/2014 on Addy helps you get porn +1
#16 - I actually really needed this right now, I'm still feeling dow…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Lion King awesome +38
#46 - carlonord (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh bud, do I ever know that feel, a year and a half later and I still lose sleep over it.
#39 - anon (10/15/2014) [-]
I feel the same way man. My girlfriend and i just broke up and the emotional toll on me hasnt been bad but i know when i see her with another guy im going to react the same way as you.
#37 - kuroking (10/15/2014) [-]
I know that feel too well brother.
#36 - reekballs (10/15/2014) [-]
#21 - icecoldkilla (10/15/2014) [-]
oh quit your whining
User avatar #18 - ntobarrev (10/15/2014) [-]
k
#29 - More often than I ever thought would happen when I made this account. 10/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#8 - Got hit by a car my senior year of high school a while back. T…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on (untitled) +13
User avatar #15 - temporalguardian (10/13/2014) [-]
So. How often do people ask you about your name?
User avatar #29 - PArmageddon loaded (10/14/2014) [-]
More often than I ever thought would happen when I made this account.
User avatar #10 - angelious (10/13/2014) [-]
i myself was in a motorcycle accident few years back.

walked out of it the next day. but my poor old derby was ruined in the crash....

also i have gotten so much better at respecting traffic laws after that accident...
#17 - you could have made it happen  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on fishy fishy +5
User avatar #18 - chewiewhatawookie (09/24/2014) [-]
Nuh uh. I don't have m4st3r 3diting 5ki1zz.

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User avatar #92 - PArmageddon loaded (08/14/2014) [-]
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#92 - PArmageddon loaded (05/22/2014) [-]
I'm Sorry, there are no more milkshakes
User avatar #89 - kijajouteh (04/23/2014) [-]
Sapces and caps, are you god?
User avatar #90 to #89 - PArmageddon loaded (04/23/2014) [-]
Nope, just someone who's been on this site a little too long. . Don't become me. . . your name's so light. . .you still have hope to escape. . .
User avatar #80 - therealsuperderpy (07/08/2013) [-]
i luv u
User avatar #83 to #82 - PArmageddon loaded (07/08/2013) [-]
B...but our love is forbidden.... :{-
User avatar #84 to #83 - therealsuperderpy (07/08/2013) [-]
Shhh.. ignore the rules.
Our love will prevail
#61 - andytang (03/27/2013) [-]
I have a complaint your avatar isn't a pun on parmesan and armageddon

you have disappointed me
#48 - PArmageddon loaded (02/16/2013) [-]
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#45 - pleasewelcomejc (04/15/2012) [-]
Acquire the wenches, we are heading to the round table.
User avatar #46 to #160 - PArmageddon loaded (04/15/2012) [-]
YES!! see i knew it dude enjoy the shine my friend the #1 spot feels so good
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User avatar #34 - iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-]
lmfao at your post, I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
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#28 - anon (01/30/2011) [-]
Dude, it's Dez.
#30 to #143 - anon (02/01/2011) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #31 to #144 - PArmageddon loaded (02/03/2011) [-]
eh the usual
#32 to #145 - anon (02/21/2011) [-]
You don't remember me, do you?
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