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Im back bitches just downloaded google chrome and front page here i come.........*1 month later*.....*sniff* Dammit
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- So I actually have a question, a chick I go to uni with wants …
My mother has MS, Polycistic Ovaries, and is practically bedridden. I have a back injury and heart issues from stress when I was in the military, and can't stay active long without collapsing. We are lovers of everything butter-based, and eat very rich foods most of the time. I am 115lbs at 6'0", and I am well-toned all over. My mother is 170 at 5'6", has not gained a single pound since her surgeries/hospital stay. A lot of the fat victim mentality prevents effective weightloss/sustainability, and thus your mind makes you fat. Which is not to say it isn't your fault if you are fat, because it is. It's all about where your mind is and what you do to fix it. My ex was 190 after we split, and has since lost 50 pounds because she was tired of being a fat cunt. So now she's just a cunt.
Point being, health issues can negatively impact your weight, there is no doubt about it. But if she were to be telling the truth about her daily regimen, she'd be fuckable in short order.
I know a lot of girls with poly cystic ovaries and it really does pile on the pounds, i know medication can do the same.
Although, i know one girl with poly cystic ovaries who works out alot and she's really thin and healthy.
So she's more inclined to becoming overweight, yes. But she can still become a healthy weight if she really wanted to.
You don't give much but it is possible for pills and disease to contribute to obesity. The thing about her working out is that she probably means 10-20 minutes of walking till she gets tired. That being sad at 290+ its more likely to be due to poor diet and exercise than the pills and conditions she has. If I were her id consult a doctor about appropriate exercises that do not cause her any kind of pain.
Ah thanks mate, and I know it wasn't much I thin that's why it was so hard to find much background on it but really thank you.
- Well you know what screw it. Anyone up to be my internet boo f…
FJ Valentine's day
To be honest, your "gaping" nostrils aren't as bad as some of the people I've seen around my school
Plenty o' homo.
[spoiler] no homo
- Oh my god i'd **** the **** out of Taylor Swift. . .
Hackers, Threaten, Tailor,...
- lol lemming diabetes . . . im sorry
- Meh could be better
Long Porn Session
13 favorites holy fuck
She doesnt SHUT UP!
- That is honestly close to the body type I want to achieve, now…
Don't get down folks.
I am glad I inspired you to better yourself.
He didn't say he was going to do anything tho.
- You dunno how weird it was heading to work at O'Hare and seein…
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Times like these I'm glad I don't have to take the blue line for any reason
- You know honestly speaking, they aren't too bad neck down. I m…
Nah, man. There are times when masturbation is the better choice. This is one of those times.
- You gotta remember, Peter is the retard. Homer just does retar…
Homer knows his shit
Homer is intelligent, but he's not smart.
Nah homer is only "dumb" because he has a crayon in his brain from shoving them up his nose as a kid. There was an episode where it was removed but lisa felt like that wasnt really her father BECAUSE he was so smart. So being the good father he is, he purposely shoved another crayon up there to become dumb again
Wasn't he actually pretty decently intelligent in the initial episodes? I mean he's a chemical engineer. That's at least some proficiency in chemistry
Homer is still pretty smart (or at least not just mentally retarded like Peter), but he's also a dumbass if that makes any sense.
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