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#16 - It always amuses me how quickly people turn to being violent a… 5 hours ago on Mevne Varal Aduptyep 0
#11 - Crazy how nature do dat 5 hours ago on Using tilt shift to make... +7
#242 - Women are bad all around for unit cohesion. There are some tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on Feminists want... 0
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#243 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/28/2016) [-]
I wouldn't say that, my mom was attacked sexually a few times by her superiors while she was in training. Now she always managed to fight them off because luckily both times her roommate was there to help her. On deployment many men married men have tried to sleep with her and she's been belittled by men and not taken seriously because she's a woman. Despite the fact that she's a first Sargent they ignore what she says. I live on base with her at west point and the male cadets are stuck up cunts who think they're owed sex because they're cadets.
I'm not saying there aren't lazy women though, I'm just saying they should be given a fair chance and then tossed if they're proved to be unworthy.
#239 - I don't think they should even be in the military, much less d…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2016 on Feminists want... 0
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#240 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/27/2016) [-]
Do you mean on the battlefield or what? There are many jobs women are capable of doing without needing to see battle. My mother is in the army and used to be a drill sargent and her gender didn't effect her job.
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#242 - Onemanretardpack (05/28/2016) [-]
Women are bad all around for unit cohesion. There are some that are cool and wind up actually being something (like your mother, I had nothing but respect for my drill sergeants), but the vast majority are near useless and it messes with the unit, or they use their genitals to find a comfy niche where they have everyone else doing their work. It's just easier to recruit more males than having to weed through so many females to get a good one. I'm not saying all men are great either, but there's a much smaller ratio of scumbags
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#243 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/28/2016) [-]
I wouldn't say that, my mom was attacked sexually a few times by her superiors while she was in training. Now she always managed to fight them off because luckily both times her roommate was there to help her. On deployment many men married men have tried to sleep with her and she's been belittled by men and not taken seriously because she's a woman. Despite the fact that she's a first Sargent they ignore what she says. I live on base with her at west point and the male cadets are stuck up cunts who think they're owed sex because they're cadets.
I'm not saying there aren't lazy women though, I'm just saying they should be given a fair chance and then tossed if they're proved to be unworthy.
#233 - People missing limbs that still pass muster are on the battlef… 05/27/2016 on Feminists want... 0
#232 - Women in the military is a political move so some general can …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2016 on Feminists want... 0
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#237 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/27/2016) [-]
So should they be forced to sign up for the draft or not? Women have been in the military for years it's just recently they were allowed to fight on the battlefield,
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#239 - Onemanretardpack (05/27/2016) [-]
I don't think they should even be in the military, much less draft them in a time of total war
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#240 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/27/2016) [-]
Do you mean on the battlefield or what? There are many jobs women are capable of doing without needing to see battle. My mother is in the army and used to be a drill sargent and her gender didn't effect her job.
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#242 - Onemanretardpack (05/28/2016) [-]
Women are bad all around for unit cohesion. There are some that are cool and wind up actually being something (like your mother, I had nothing but respect for my drill sergeants), but the vast majority are near useless and it messes with the unit, or they use their genitals to find a comfy niche where they have everyone else doing their work. It's just easier to recruit more males than having to weed through so many females to get a good one. I'm not saying all men are great either, but there's a much smaller ratio of scumbags
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#243 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/28/2016) [-]
I wouldn't say that, my mom was attacked sexually a few times by her superiors while she was in training. Now she always managed to fight them off because luckily both times her roommate was there to help her. On deployment many men married men have tried to sleep with her and she's been belittled by men and not taken seriously because she's a woman. Despite the fact that she's a first Sargent they ignore what she says. I live on base with her at west point and the male cadets are stuck up cunts who think they're owed sex because they're cadets.
I'm not saying there aren't lazy women though, I'm just saying they should be given a fair chance and then tossed if they're proved to be unworthy.
#231 - Soldiers with limbs can be and have been on the battlefield. M… 05/27/2016 on Feminists want... 0
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#179 - AnomynousUser (05/26/2016) [-]
Why? Because facts are sexist, patriarchy, and romanticized/unrealistic expectations of both women and military. Usually one or more of those factors play a role.
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#181 - Onemanretardpack (05/26/2016) [-]
Yeah, glad I got out

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#61 - denisDARussian (09/24/2015) [-]
Ay, I was going through my comments and was checking out the pictures that I commented on. Yours said you left for basic training a while back ago, seems like you're back now. Glad to have you back stranger. Hope it was well.
#51 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
you sir make very valid points regarding gun control.
#52 to #51 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, it's much easier now that people are actually listening. I actually had to stop coming here when everyone was on the assault weapons ban bandwagon.

Quick question: What are your views?
#60 to #52 - undeadwill (05/02/2013) [-]
When did they get on the assault weapons ban?
#53 to #52 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
im a former marine and i have been a firm believer in "guns save lives" since before i could remember. i got by first pistol at 5 years old and i have been shooting ever since. i love guns, i only own 4 but i plan to get many more. the pic is my small collection
#54 to #53 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Very nice setup. There's a lot to be said for having a gun for every situation, rather than having every gun. I've owned a lot firearms, but I only keep two or three at a time, because my interests change, and I make a good chunk of change buying and selling. When I find something I really like, I keep it.

Also, how much did that optic arrangement on your ar15 cost you?
#55 to #54 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
both of those are ncstar the bottom cost 120 it is a luminesant scope that does 4-7 and the top is a reflex sigt that cost 50
#56 to #55 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh, nice. Ncstar makes quality stuff for their price. I have a flashlight by them for my glock 20.
#57 to #56 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
their lifetime warranty is pretty nice as well
#58 to #57 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
What are you planning for your next purchase? I'm saving for either an Arsenal AK or to build my own ar15
#59 to #58 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
i want to get a Remington 870 and tack it out for home defense. after that i want to collect some old school guns like a yellow boy lever action, and others from the "wild west" era
#49 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are you being an asshole to people and calling them "********"? :(
#43 - crilleballe ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Hi, i would have answered your comment, but OP decided to be a faggot and blocked me from his content.
You claim that i do not know what carpet bombing means. As i see it, carpet bombing is the act of dropping a lot of bombs on an area, all at once, with the goal of destroying everything in the target zone.
Carpet bombing as i see it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzRY0DdRXk
Some of these scenes are from Vietnam, some from Afghanistan.
Plaese do tell me what you see carpet bombing as, but don't tell me that this didn't happen i Afghanistan.
#44 to #43 - Onemanretardpack (01/12/2013) [-]
Carpet bombing is destroying an area. We bombed specific targets, it's really simple. If there was carpet bombing, Iraq wouldn't have any major cities left. Most of the bombing done in Iraq/Afghanistan was done by laser or gps controlled bombs such as the JDAM
#45 to #44 - crilleballe ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, then what will you call the scenes in the aforementioned video?
Is it not carpet bombing?
What you are referring to is not carpet bombing, but obliteration bombing. They're two completely different terms. Don't believe me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_bombing
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/carpet%20bomb
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Cities like Rotterdam and Walen were obliteration bombed under the second world war. Afghanistan was 'just' carpet bombed.
#46 to #45 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Obliteration bombing isn't a thing. Why the hell do you keep asking if I believe you? No, I don't believe you, because having more than ten bombs dropped in a war is not carpet bombing
#47 to #46 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
And that video isn't even in a goddamn warzone. Why would they drop bombs in the middle of nowhere? Why don't you use that thing between your ears a bit, hmm?
#48 to #47 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Every source you've cited is basically saying you're wrong. None of that happened in Afghanistan or Iraq.
#42 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Hey Rick, what's up?
#41 - SonicTeam (11/27/2012) [-]
Don't you feel like a dumbass right now.
#40 - rawrbowwow (11/23/2012) [-]
don't you feel silly right now.
#32 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
Fellow /k/ommando?
#33 to #32 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
Indeed
#34 to #33 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm pissed about that one thread on the front page ******* nogunz coowadooty faggots.
#35 to #34 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
"I've served six years in Afghanistan"

Yeah ******* right, you can't even tell the difference between an ordinary AR15 and the full auto, short barreled instrument of fun/death that you supposedly served with
#36 to #35 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
What?
#37 to #36 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
This dude I'm arguing with on that thread. He's a ******* idiot
#38 to #37 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
link?
#30 - kingofshwarmas (07/12/2012) [-]
dude your account was made 1 ay after my old one
#31 to #31 - Onemanretardpack (07/12/2012) [-]
Okay?
#26 - tjclue (03/17/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me to say that you are a dumbass
#27 to #26 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Well he can go **** himself
#28 to #27 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Why so dumb ass?
Why so dumb ass?
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