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#118 - Desensitization does NOT mean encouragement. There's a differe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Violence 0
#121 - daddyownsyou (05/07/2015) [-]
Actually when you are desensitized to something it makes you less likely to care if it happens and usually desensitization comes from overexposure, overexposure comes from dependance, dependance when not fed causes withdrawals and withdrawals cause desperation and motivation to acquire what is desired. However, you, very probably being a college age white guy, are unlikely as a demographic to really commit any serious crimes, but you are highly likely to go promote or vote for things that will result in thousands being murdered and or raped. All the immoral garbage that goes into your head helps to make you an immoral person. Maybe you personally are a moral person, but MOST people in your demographic who lack awareness or acknowledgement of the social effect of video games ARE immoral.
#457 - >Chopping off part of someones dick It is so not even t…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Degeneracy -1
#732 - rageblade (05/07/2015) [-]
its there for a reason
cutting off part of someones body is unatural

cutting it off because a fairy princess in the sky said so makes you a mental case

cutting it off to prevent diseases is weak given how many other preventative measures or medicines are out there...in fact its like ripping out your teeth to prevent cavitives
User avatar #765 - cognosceteipsum (05/11/2015) [-]
>what is phimosis?
#766 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
not everyone had that disorder
User avatar #767 - cognosceteipsum (05/12/2015) [-]
No. But you're speaking like there is no one Who had.
#769 - rageblade (05/12/2015) [-]
well cutting off part of the dick for an actual medical disorder that medicines cant fix....thats tolerable.....
but thats still no reason to universally support genital mutilation
User avatar #770 - cognosceteipsum (05/12/2015) [-]
I don't I guess
#57 - It's all about what you want to do, man. If you want functiona… 05/06/2015 on Fitness Goals 0
#76 - I generally don't use social media. I just started using faceb…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Change 0
#78 - tyroneisanigger (05/06/2015) [-]
Yeah I don't use a lot of normalfag social media. I like FJ though
#73 - **** happened to me yesterday >Be me, 21 …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Change 0
User avatar #103 - alstorp (05/06/2015) [-]
Where I'm at people still use Facebook a great deal. Facebook isn't exactly declining either in users so I wouldn't think much of it.
#75 - tyroneisanigger (05/06/2015) [-]

You should know as you aren't much older than I am.
Most use Instagram, twitter, Snapchat and when not doing that they have their stupid faces buried in their phones, texting.

I'm 19.
User avatar #76 - Onemanretardpack (05/06/2015) [-]
I generally don't use social media. I just started using facebook and I use it pretty much like my parents and grandparents do, to keep in touch with family
#78 - tyroneisanigger (05/06/2015) [-]
Yeah I don't use a lot of normalfag social media. I like FJ though
#45 - Everyone's getting worked up over the new Battlefront, and I'm…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Battlefront 2 +13
#97 - teltjeger (05/05/2015) [-]
Republic Commando mentioned. Swell with Super battle droids and squad banter.

We'll rescue you one day Sev. One day...
User avatar #112 - guanyu (05/05/2015) [-]
I like to think that Mort from SWG is Sev.
#60 - stifflimb (05/05/2015) [-]
SEEEEEEEEEV, the feels hit me harder than Sevs no scopes
User avatar #48 - pleuradispensor (05/05/2015) [-]
Is it confirmed? I've only read that it "might be in the making." I would love to see that come to fruition.
User avatar #71 - repostforlife (05/05/2015) [-]
they DID say that one was in talks to be made, back in 08
User avatar #88 - Bobtheblob (05/05/2015) [-]
And then said that it had been cancelled, back in 2014.
User avatar #90 - repostforlife (05/05/2015) [-]
aye, a sad, sad time for us all. I freaking hate all the games we KNOW we will like getting canceled, oh, but COD needs ANOTHER sequel, since it's not like they've been making new ones for the last 11 years running
User avatar #117 - Bobtheblob (05/06/2015) [-]
The sad part is that the team did at least very little early development. They did some concept art, early drafts, even though they had said that Republic Commando didn't sell enough for the publisher to issue a sequel.
User avatar #120 - repostforlife (05/06/2015) [-]
I so loved that game, I remember playing it, having the time of my LIFE, it is honestly one of my top 10 video games of all time
User avatar #121 - Bobtheblob (05/06/2015) [-]
I bought it about 7 years ago, as part of a Star Wars bundle. I was really bummed out I couldn't run it. Just picked up Republic Commando for 2 dollars on Steam, and it really is the greatest Star Wars game.
User avatar #122 - repostforlife (05/06/2015) [-]
it honestly is, it's hoenstly better than even battlefront to be fair. I just, I just wish it would GET a sequel.
User avatar #124 - Bobtheblob (05/06/2015) [-]
Publishers really value sales over their customers, unfortunately.
User avatar #125 - repostforlife (05/06/2015) [-]
mostly cause it would be by EA now, and honestly it's sad. hell they canceled fucking prey 2, and star was 2020 (was that it's name?)
#104 - >4.5 inches in diameter I think you mean circumference.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Nobody's happy +4
User avatar #115 - keatontheghostfox (05/05/2015) [-]
Oh yeah lol if it was 4.5 inches in diameter that would be ridiculous
#32 - Thank you, I'm not the only one who thought the opening scene … 05/04/2015 on cpt. pottymouth -2
#19 - Oh **** I remember this thread, that was gold 05/02/2015 on Itsy Bitsy Spider... +1
#21 - Stripes should always be flying forward 04/29/2015 on 'MURICA! FUCK YEAH! 0

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User avatar #51 - meierme ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
you sir make very valid points regarding gun control.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, it's much easier now that people are actually listening. I actually had to stop coming here when everyone was on the assault weapons ban bandwagon.

Quick question: What are your views?
User avatar #60 to #52 - undeadwill (05/02/2013) [-]
When did they get on the assault weapons ban?
#53 to #52 - meierme ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
im a former marine and i have been a firm believer in "guns save lives" since before i could remember. i got by first pistol at 5 years old and i have been shooting ever since. i love guns, i only own 4 but i plan to get many more. the pic is my small collection
User avatar #54 to #53 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Very nice setup. There's a lot to be said for having a gun for every situation, rather than having every gun. I've owned a lot firearms, but I only keep two or three at a time, because my interests change, and I make a good chunk of change buying and selling. When I find something I really like, I keep it.

Also, how much did that optic arrangement on your ar15 cost you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - meierme ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
both of those are ncstar the bottom cost 120 it is a luminesant scope that does 4-7 and the top is a reflex sigt that cost 50
User avatar #56 to #55 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh, nice. Ncstar makes quality stuff for their price. I have a flashlight by them for my glock 20.
User avatar #57 to #56 - meierme ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
their lifetime warranty is pretty nice as well
User avatar #58 to #57 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
What are you planning for your next purchase? I'm saving for either an Arsenal AK or to build my own ar15
User avatar #59 to #58 - meierme ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
i want to get a Remington 870 and tack it out for home defense. after that i want to collect some old school guns like a yellow boy lever action, and others from the "wild west" era
#49 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are you being an asshole to people and calling them " ******** "? :(
#43 - crilleballe (01/12/2013) [-]
Hi, i would have answered your comment, but OP decided to be a faggot and blocked me from his content.
You claim that i do not know what carpet bombing means. As i see it, carpet bombing is the act of dropping a lot of bombs on an area, all at once, with the goal of destroying everything in the target zone.
Carpet bombing as i see it:
Some of these scenes are from Vietnam, some from Afghanistan.
Plaese do tell me what you see carpet bombing as, but don't tell me that this didn't happen i Afghanistan.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Onemanretardpack (01/12/2013) [-]
Carpet bombing is destroying an area. We bombed specific targets, it's really simple. If there was carpet bombing, Iraq wouldn't have any major cities left. Most of the bombing done in Iraq/Afghanistan was done by laser or gps controlled bombs such as the JDAM
#45 to #44 - crilleballe (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, then what will you call the scenes in the aforementioned video?
Is it not carpet bombing?
What you are referring to is not carpet bombing, but obliteration bombing. They're two completely different terms. Don't believe me?
You need to login to view this link
Cities like Rotterdam and Walen were obliteration bombed under the second world war. Afghanistan was 'just' carpet bombed.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Obliteration bombing isn't a thing. Why the hell do you keep asking if I believe you? No, I don't believe you, because having more than ten bombs dropped in a war is not carpet bombing
User avatar #47 to #46 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
And that video isn't even in a goddamn warzone. Why would they drop bombs in the middle of nowhere? Why don't you use that thing between your ears a bit, hmm?
User avatar #48 to #47 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Every source you've cited is basically saying you're wrong. None of that happened in Afghanistan or Iraq.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (12/27/2012) [-]
Hey Rick, what's up?
User avatar #41 - SonicTeam (11/27/2012) [-]
Don't you feel like a dumbass right now.
User avatar #40 - rawrbowwow (11/23/2012) [-]
don't you feel silly right now.
User avatar #32 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
Fellow /k/ommando?
User avatar #34 to #33 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm pissed about that one thread on the front page ******* nogunz coowadooty faggots.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
"I've served six years in Afghanistan"

Yeah ******* right, you can't even tell the difference between an ordinary AR15 and the full auto, short barreled instrument of fun/death that you supposedly served with
User avatar #36 to #35 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
This dude I'm arguing with on that thread. He's a ******* idiot
User avatar #38 to #37 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 - kingofshwarmas (07/12/2012) [-]
dude your account was made 1 ay after my old one
User avatar #26 - tjclue (03/17/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me to say that you are a dumbass
User avatar #27 to #26 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Well he can go **** himself
#28 to #27 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Why so dumb ass?
Why so dumb ass?
User avatar #24 - Chuckaholic (03/17/2012) [-]
You really are an idiot
#23 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Watch out, dumb ass alert!
#22 - anon (03/17/2012) [-]
sup dumbass
#21 - bjartur (03/17/2012) [-]
Hey there dumbass
Hey there dumbass
#20 - jaymesafaux (03/17/2012) [-]
you are a dumb ass.
you are a dumb ass.
#19 - zozozozozo (03/17/2012) [-]
You're a dumbass
User avatar #25 to #19 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Anyone mind telling me why I'm getting spammed with this **** ?
#29 to #25 - zozozozozo (03/18/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me
#1 - anon (04/19/2011) [-]
Thanks for blocking me for no reason.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
I don't like getting mass PM's, so tough it out broski
#3 to #2 - anon (04/19/2011) [-]
Well I understand that and am okay with you removing me for that reason.

But was the block really necessary?
User avatar #5 to #3 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
There would be mass irony if you made a comic about this and sent me a mass PM...
#6 to #5 - anon (04/19/2011) [-]
Why would I make a comic about this? lol
User avatar #8 to #6 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Don't know, just thought that I'd point it out, in case it wasn't already obvious. Fine, I unblocked you. Happy? Now you have to put me in your next content upload! >:D
#9 to #8 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Yay! Let me think....NO LOL!

#10 to #9 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Feels bad man..
Feels bad man..
User avatar #11 to #10 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Well thanks for actually replying to me and unblocking me unlike the others...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
So show some appreciation broski..
User avatar #13 to #12 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
ADD ME BACK THEN XD!!!!111one!!1!

Jk if you want to be friends again, then just add me back.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Dedz at least?? And yeah I will, gimme a minute. Can we be speshul fwends? :0
#15 to #14 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Oh my you added me back.  
I GUESS I'll accept it and give you deds some time...  
I still have others I need to give deds too.  
I also don't send Mass Messages that often so I don't think I should be that much of a problem.
Oh my you added me back.

I GUESS I'll accept it and give you deds some time...

I still have others I need to give deds too.

I also don't send Mass Messages that often so I don't think I should be that much of a problem.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, had a rather irritating day -.-
User avatar #17 to #16 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
It's okay -.-
User avatar #18 to #17 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry babycakes :/
User avatar #4 to #3 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, but since you're so efficient at sending them out, do you really need one more person to send it to? I mean really, do you just want what you can't have?? :P
#7 to #4 - anon (04/19/2011) [-]
I mean I don't care about that, I just don't know why I would get the block too.
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