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Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
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#9 - My name would have to be used in a ******* furry comic  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Poop comes from there +4
User avatar #25 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2014) [-]
Hi dick.
#14 - violated (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm part of the lucky ones who get notifications either in law arguments or, you know, rape
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**newdevyx rolled image** i did not need to see that.
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#3 - locoluco (06/30/2014) [-]
it gets pretty hard when you have like 10 of them
#255 - The right to bear arms isn't qualified by "keeping the go…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #259 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
the wording of your second amendment is pretty clear

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

a free state means not being spied on imprisoned and tortured by your own government. when you just let your government do stuff like this you are wasting a very important right
User avatar #275 - freemanareso (06/14/2014) [-]
People are scared to rise up because they don't want themselves or their loved ones to be imprisoned or killed. Plus the people aren't exactly organized...
User avatar #281 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
hence the problem with how america interpret the second amendment. you have the guns but without the actual militia part all you have is a load of different scared people with guns, and all that accomplishes is getting people killed
User avatar #285 - freemanareso (06/14/2014) [-]
Maybe some brave soul will step up to the plate and try to get rid of the corruption, but until then all we can hope for is the best case scenario. I try not to think about the inevitability of a even more corrupt militarized state but you just can't help it you know? Instinct and all that.
User avatar #288 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
the problem is one brave soul doesn't do much against the military if they don't have backup. so he'll just end up dead or in guantanamo bay and they'll never be reported on.
#252 - We give up on gun control because it's ******* st…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun +1
User avatar #256 - monswine (06/14/2014) [-]
are you one of these people who believes if we all carried swords and pistols everywhere we went no one would get hurt?
#247 - Literally everything you just said is wrong 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun +2
#246 - So the government sucks, so we should just give up everything huh?  [+] (14 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun -3
User avatar #251 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm saying that the reason you have the right to bare arms is to keep your government in line yet they are still doing shit like this and you're doing nothing to stop it
User avatar #257 - landerp (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's meant to cover massive forceful government takeover, relocation, or an attempt to take citizen's guns or other possessions. The government does suck in some aspects, but those problems can't necessarily be solved that easily with a gun.
#289 - asasinmonkey (06/14/2014) [-]
Bullets change governments better than ballots.
#318 - kiaserzerg (06/14/2014) [-]
this comment aroused me. i am not ashamed.
#585 - asasinmonkey (06/15/2014) [-]
I feel you. I got the biggest erection of my life typing it.
User avatar #255 - Onemanretardpack (06/14/2014) [-]
The right to bear arms isn't qualified by "keeping the government in line", self defense, or hunting. The Bill of Rights outlines what every person needs to live a good life. Just because the government is a giant clusterfuck doesn't mean the second amendment is useless
User avatar #259 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
the wording of your second amendment is pretty clear

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

a free state means not being spied on imprisoned and tortured by your own government. when you just let your government do stuff like this you are wasting a very important right
User avatar #275 - freemanareso (06/14/2014) [-]
People are scared to rise up because they don't want themselves or their loved ones to be imprisoned or killed. Plus the people aren't exactly organized...
User avatar #281 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
hence the problem with how america interpret the second amendment. you have the guns but without the actual militia part all you have is a load of different scared people with guns, and all that accomplishes is getting people killed
User avatar #285 - freemanareso (06/14/2014) [-]
Maybe some brave soul will step up to the plate and try to get rid of the corruption, but until then all we can hope for is the best case scenario. I try not to think about the inevitability of a even more corrupt militarized state but you just can't help it you know? Instinct and all that.
User avatar #288 - harryboom (06/14/2014) [-]
the problem is one brave soul doesn't do much against the military if they don't have backup. so he'll just end up dead or in guantanamo bay and they'll never be reported on.
User avatar #250 - monswine (06/14/2014) [-]
I dunno, we give up on gun control because people apparently suck.
User avatar #252 - Onemanretardpack (06/14/2014) [-]
We give up on gun control because it's fucking stupid. None any proposed legislation would've stopped any of those shootings. Gun control made it easier. Cuz gun free zones were a great idea huh?
User avatar #256 - monswine (06/14/2014) [-]
are you one of these people who believes if we all carried swords and pistols everywhere we went no one would get hurt?

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User avatar #51 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
you sir make very valid points regarding gun control.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, it's much easier now that people are actually listening. I actually had to stop coming here when everyone was on the assault weapons ban bandwagon.

Quick question: What are your views?
User avatar #60 to #52 - undeadwill (05/02/2013) [-]
When did they get on the assault weapons ban?
#53 to #52 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
im a former marine and i have been a firm believer in "guns save lives" since before i could remember. i got by first pistol at 5 years old and i have been shooting ever since. i love guns, i only own 4 but i plan to get many more. the pic is my small collection
User avatar #54 to #53 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Very nice setup. There's a lot to be said for having a gun for every situation, rather than having every gun. I've owned a lot firearms, but I only keep two or three at a time, because my interests change, and I make a good chunk of change buying and selling. When I find something I really like, I keep it.

Also, how much did that optic arrangement on your ar15 cost you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
both of those are ncstar the bottom cost 120 it is a luminesant scope that does 4-7 and the top is a reflex sigt that cost 50
User avatar #56 to #55 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh, nice. Ncstar makes quality stuff for their price. I have a flashlight by them for my glock 20.
User avatar #57 to #56 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
their lifetime warranty is pretty nice as well
User avatar #58 to #57 - Onemanretardpack (05/01/2013) [-]
What are you planning for your next purchase? I'm saving for either an Arsenal AK or to build my own ar15
User avatar #59 to #58 - meierme (05/01/2013) [-]
i want to get a Remington 870 and tack it out for home defense. after that i want to collect some old school guns like a yellow boy lever action, and others from the "wild west" era
#49 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are you being an ******* to people and calling them " ******** "? :(
#43 - crilleballe (01/12/2013) [-]
Hi, i would have answered your comment, but OP decided to be a ****** and blocked me from his content.
You claim that i do not know what carpet bombing means. As i see it, carpet bombing is the act of dropping a lot of bombs on an area, all at once, with the goal of destroying everything in the target zone.
Carpet bombing as i see it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzRY0DdRXk
Some of these scenes are from Vietnam, some from Afghanistan.
Plaese do tell me what you see carpet bombing as, but don't tell me that this didn't happen i Afghanistan.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Onemanretardpack (01/12/2013) [-]
Carpet bombing is destroying an area. We bombed specific targets, it's really simple. If there was carpet bombing, Iraq wouldn't have any major cities left. Most of the bombing done in Iraq/Afghanistan was done by laser or gps controlled bombs such as the JDAM
#45 to #44 - crilleballe (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, then what will you call the scenes in the aforementioned video?
Is it not carpet bombing?
What you are referring to is not carpet bombing, but obliteration bombing. They're two completely different terms. Don't believe me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_bombing
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/carpet%20bomb
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Cities like Rotterdam and Walen were obliteration bombed under the second world war. Afghanistan was 'just' carpet bombed.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Obliteration bombing isn't a thing. Why the hell do you keep asking if I believe you? No, I don't believe you, because having more than ten bombs dropped in a war is not carpet bombing
User avatar #47 to #46 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
And that video isn't even in a goddamn warzone. Why would they drop bombs in the middle of nowhere? Why don't you use that thing between your ears a bit, hmm?
User avatar #48 to #47 - Onemanretardpack (01/13/2013) [-]
Every source you've cited is basically saying you're wrong. None of that happened in Afghanistan or Iraq.
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (12/27/2012) [-]
Hey Rick, what's up?
User avatar #41 - SonicTeam (11/27/2012) [-]
Don't you feel like a dumbass right now.
User avatar #40 - rawrbowwow (11/23/2012) [-]
don't you feel silly right now.
User avatar #32 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
Fellow /k/ommando?
User avatar #34 to #33 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm pissed about that one thread on the front page ******* nogunz coowadooty ******* .
User avatar #35 to #34 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
"I've served six years in Afghanistan"

Yeah ******* right, you can't even tell the difference between an ordinary AR15 and the full auto, short barreled instrument of fun/death that you supposedly served with
User avatar #36 to #35 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Onemanretardpack (07/27/2012) [-]
This dude I'm arguing with on that thread. He's a ******* idiot
User avatar #38 to #37 - trollnot (07/27/2012) [-]
link?
User avatar #30 - kingofshwarmas (07/12/2012) [-]
dude your account was made 1 ay after my old one
User avatar #26 - tjclue (03/17/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me to say that you are a dumbass
User avatar #27 to #26 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Well he can go **** himself
#28 to #27 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Why so dumb ass?
Why so dumb ass?
User avatar #24 - Chuckaholic (03/17/2012) [-]
You really are an idiot
#23 - gameandwatched (03/17/2012) [-]
Watch out, dumb ass alert!
#22 - anonymous (03/17/2012) [-]
sup dumbass
#21 - bjartur (03/17/2012) [-]
Hey there dumbass
Hey there dumbass
#20 - jaymesafaux (03/17/2012) [-]
you are a dumb ass.
you are a dumb ass.
#19 - zozozozozo (03/17/2012) [-]
You're a dumbass
User avatar #25 to #19 - Onemanretardpack (03/17/2012) [-]
Anyone mind telling me why I'm getting spammed with this **** ?
#29 to #25 - zozozozozo (03/18/2012) [-]
Dubs sent me
#1 - anonymous (04/19/2011) [-]
Thanks for blocking me for no reason.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
I don't like getting mass PM's, so tough it out broski
#3 to #2 - anonymous (04/19/2011) [-]
Well I understand that and am okay with you removing me for that reason.

But was the block really necessary?
User avatar #5 to #3 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
There would be mass irony if you made a comic about this and sent me a mass PM...
#6 to #5 - anonymous (04/19/2011) [-]
Why would I make a comic about this? lol
User avatar #8 to #6 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Don't know, just thought that I'd point it out, in case it wasn't already obvious. Fine, I unblocked you. Happy? Now you have to put me in your next content upload! >:D
#9 to #8 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Yay! Let me think....NO LOL!

#10 to #9 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Feels bad man..
Feels bad man..
User avatar #11 to #10 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Well thanks for actually replying to me and unblocking me unlike the others...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
So show some appreciation broski..
User avatar #13 to #12 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
ADD ME BACK THEN XD!!!!111one!!1!

Jk if you want to be friends again, then just add me back.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Dedz at least?? And yeah I will, gimme a minute. Can we be speshul fwends? :0
#15 to #14 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
Oh my you added me back.  
  
I GUESS I'll accept it and give you deds some time...  
  
I still have others I need to give deds too.  
  
I also don't send Mass Messages that often so I don't think I should be that much of a problem.
Oh my you added me back.

I GUESS I'll accept it and give you deds some time...

I still have others I need to give deds too.

I also don't send Mass Messages that often so I don't think I should be that much of a problem.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, had a rather irritating day -.-
User avatar #17 to #16 - bobJML (04/19/2011) [-]
It's okay -.-
User avatar #18 to #17 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry babycakes :/
User avatar #4 to #3 - Onemanretardpack (04/19/2011) [-]
Sorry, but since you're so efficient at sending them out, do you really need one more person to send it to? I mean really, do you just want what you can't have?? :P
#7 to #4 - anonymous (04/19/2011) [-]
I mean I don't care about that, I just don't know why I would get the block too.
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