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OTACON! What should I type for my profile?
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|#9 - "6YES665" Now, I know which license plate n… [+] (129 new replies)||03/04/2016 on Failed Brake Check||+66|
#71 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
#40 - AcidFlux (03/04/2016) [-]
I had a valid counter argument, you dense fucktard. It's an easy to remember sequence of characters.
6, as in the length of your dick in centimeters.
Followed by the word YES, which is what your mother say every time someone asks if she wants to fuck.
Followed by the number 665, which is the Neighbor of the Beast. Which is also your mother's address, because that makes it easier to get assfucked by Almighty Lucifer himself every afternoon, right before you get home from school
See? Easy to remember. What, do you not have the ability to remember shit? Do you have a phone? Do you remember the phone number? Or do you have to stop and think it out, and take off your shoes to count on your toes, you mouth-breathing redneck?
Normal humans can remember things, if they so choose. And this started out as a simple commentary to point out to you that:
1) PEOPLE CAN WRITE SHIT DOWN! If they need help remembering something, they can write it down. IN fact, the fucking picture you replied to has an animated image of someone using a fucking pencil. You should be familiar with pencils. Your dick is about the same size around.
2) PEOPLE CAN COMMIT THINGS TO MEMORY! The fact that you can't with your 7 chromosomes and malformed frontal lobes doesn't mean a normal person can't.
You say I had no valid counterargument? Learn to fucking read & comprehend, you shit-eating fucktard. The best part of you was swallowed by your mother then vomited up in the back of a rusted out '63 El Camino. She should have finished the job and douched your pathetic excuse of a blastula into a Port-A-John where it belonged.
You add nothing of value. You are a leech. Fuck off and die in a fire.
Is that better? I mean, I just started out with being light and humorous... but some shitfucks need to get curb stomped.
Next time, before you claim there's no 'valid counter argument', read it and fucking comprehend it, you fuckin' pooftah.
#42 - Silver Quantum (03/04/2016) [-]
i didn't say it's difficult to remember you fucking inbred shitstick. i said he's not gonna remember it soon after watching this content. no one makes an effort to commit to memory the license plate of some random dude he saw on the internet. we remember phone numbers because we use them often you retarded nignog. it certainly was a sad day for humanity the day you slithered out of the abortion bucket you fucking dickcheese
#45 - AcidFlux (03/04/2016) [-]
Joke about being inbred. Did that. Redneck, basically same thing.
OOh, abortion bucket! Kinda the same thing as the Port-a-John, I guess.
Oooh, nignog! Good one! I didn't think to go racist in my last comment. Good catch, sandnigger.
Do you not get that OldSnake was making a joke?
I mean, holy shit, a joke on a website called FunnyJunk.
Then you try to be all, "Well, herp, ackshually".
Captain Buzzkill. Good job, shitbreath.
Now... was that just a bad attempt at a joke, or were you really being a nitpicking fucktard buzzkill?
Please, keep digging, you pathetic piece of dogshit.
What's it going to be next? You failed like a parapalegic lobotomy patient trying to learn how to wipe themselves properly (how is your dad, by the way?), in your attempt to claim I had no counter argument.
You based it on an assumption that he won't make an effort? Well, gee, maybe either it was a joke, or if he was serious, it's not that hard to commit to memory.
Your logic is flawed and your execution was repulsive, much like everything else about you. Your point has been destroyed and your comments are shit-filled, much like your mother's cunt.
Now... feel free to take some time to compose a reply. I hope you do. Because watching you flail and fail is so very amusing, my little turd sucker. I'll be gone for a while, so you've got plenty of time to work all four of those neurons in that misshapen lump on top of your neck to try to create a retort worth reading.
I'm looking forward to another chuckle, you irrelevant fuckstain.
#47 - AcidFlux (03/04/2016) [-]
Shhh... It's okay. Try again.
You're the autistic fuck that couldn't understand the joke. I weep for you, child.
And none of that was Googled, you beautiful bastard. All created just for you.
That's the power of more than a handful of brain cells... creativity & intelligence.
Now, run along and try again...
#82 - AcidFlux (03/05/2016) [-]
In other words, you're being laughed AT, not laughed WITH.
You are either too obtuse to realize this, which is greatly amusing in itself, or you are desperately trying to deflect and hope others believe your lies.
But you don't believe your own lies, do you? You know the dark truth. In the quiet of the night, you realize you have no value to this world. You bring no joy to anyone. And the word would be better off had you never existed. Your very presence is an affront to humanity.
Sleep well, little jester.
#83 - Silver Quantum (03/05/2016) [-]
#84 - AcidFlux (03/05/2016) [-]
It's okay, let it all out. Uncle Flux is here. Tell me all about how life is unfair, and you have to piss on other people's fun just to feel better about yourself. Think back; how did this begin? Ah, yes, you having a stick up your ass about OldSnake's funny comment.
Now, who shoved that stick up there? Was it Daddy, by not loving you enough? Maybe he never paid attention to you? Or did Mommy wean you off the teat a little too late, and now you have abandonment issues.
Free therapy here. Go ahead and let it all out, you whiny, humorless, worthless little shit.
#124 - AcidFlux (03/07/2016) [-]
#109 - Silver Quantum (03/06/2016) [-]
#93 - AcidFlux (03/06/2016) [-]
هل سيكون الأول من نوعه في خط لشراء نسخ لجميع أصدقائك وعائلتك . بحيث يكون مثل نسختين في المجموع. ما لا يقل عن أمك صديقك . هذا مثير للشفقة القرف القليل من الدهون . يموت في حريق . ولها حياة عظيمة .
غير أن لديك أفضل إهانة قائلا الناس الذين يعانون من التوحد الذي يبدو التوحد جدا بالنسبة لي
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