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#17 - Picture 08/15/2016 on How poke-birbs are made +1
#16 - >Implying owls are birds  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2016 on How poke-birbs are made +8
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#24 - gernet (08/15/2016) [-]
>implying a bird is a bird
#7 - Picture 08/15/2016 on Hirme Mexpu Muabethe +1
#22 - named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates. 08/15/2016 on 1. There once was a man. +10
#5 - "It's High Noo-" 08/14/2016 on Here lies your Ultimate 0
#7 - That Roadhog, though. 08/14/2016 on Mangawatch 0
#3 - It's been said before, but it bears repeating. Tobey …  [+] (16 new replies) 08/14/2016 on Spidey Sarcasm +393
#37 - rousingloki (08/15/2016) [-]
I've never seen it put better
#32 - bleeduntildeath (08/15/2016) [-]
ryan reynolds was the best spider man
#23 - midothegreat (08/14/2016) [-]
#34 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
Pizza time.
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#18 - blargatard (08/14/2016) [-]
And Tom Holland is good at both.
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#13 - albeit (08/14/2016) [-]
And the guy Marvel cast seems to be a great both, from what little we've seen.
#15 - Xeviator (08/14/2016) [-]
I have great hopes for him
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#12 - thechosentroll (08/14/2016) [-]
However, it's worth nothing that the movie is called The Amazing Spider-man. Not The Unremarkable Peter Parker.
#14 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Yes, good forbid a hero movie focus on the personal aspects of a character. Lets just have nonstop crimefighting sprees for 2 hours.
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#16 - thechosentroll (08/14/2016) [-]
I mean, excluding Deadpool, which is a statistical outlier in almost every way, it's been a decade or two since we've had a superhero movie that was mostly action. Some variety would be nice. Especially with Spidey. Even people who've never picked up a comic book know his goddamn backstory, there's no need to spend an hour going through the same old shit we've already seen 5 times and are tired of. What's the point of emotional scenes when the only emotion they bring is annoyance? Even the famous "With great power comes great responsibility" line loses it's meaning when it's been said 50 000 times.
#24 - tastycupcakes (08/14/2016) [-]
new movie skips the origin story
#19 - silentpaper (08/14/2016) [-]
pretty much every marvel movie nowadays is all action. i really dont know what youre talking about.
#7 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
Its been said before, but it bears repeating. Tobey is just bad. Im not sure he knows how to control his facial expression.
#20 - wdparsell (08/14/2016) [-]
Fuck you Toby is life
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#5 - harleyquinzel (08/14/2016) [-]
my biggest peeve with Garfield is that people liked him better (mostly females) because he was hot, and toby was ugly. Half of them hadn't even seen the movie but they judged anyhoo
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#21 - epicactual (08/14/2016) [-]
Dude I liked Garfield more, also I'm a straight male and I'd let Toby Maguire fucking destroy me anally
#5 - Oooh, I'm saving that one for later. 08/14/2016 on McNobody +4
#10 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 08/14/2016 on Tell me everything.... +41
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#11 - kurtlanglie (08/14/2016) [-]
Box Art Critiques are some of my favorites. Woolie best friend of all friends.
#14 - anotherponyaccount (08/14/2016) [-]
2nd best but also fine
#18 - anon (08/14/2016) [-]
>not superior woolieface

I rate that gif 5/10
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#25 - tenaciouslee (08/14/2016) [-]
Pat's best husbando but Woolie is most definitely second best.
#45 - anotherponyaccount (08/15/2016) [-]
this guy knows what's up
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#46 - tenaciouslee (08/15/2016) [-]
That's not to say that I wouldn't go on a rom-com montage date with Woolz.
#47 - anotherponyaccount (08/15/2016) [-]
I feel they'd be super chill to have a beer with
Unearthed footage of Woolie
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#48 - tenaciouslee (08/15/2016) [-]
I don't know how Liam would be to chill with because I'm not a fan of Liam and don't really watch videos with him in them, he really seems like an annoying guy just from looks , but Matt, Pat and Woolie seem like the best dudes ever to chill with, especially if you're staying indoors, the amount of hype gaming you could do would be great.
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#49 - anotherponyaccount (08/15/2016) [-]
I dunno, I get a similar vibe with Liam, the topics would just change
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#50 - tenaciouslee (08/15/2016) [-]
Liam seems too anime-centric to me, not to say that the rest of those guys aren't obsessed with anime, but I feel like I could do more game talk, games that I'm more into, with the other three.
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#51 - anotherponyaccount (08/15/2016) [-]
Sure he's more anime than the others
another part could be we know the other three better the lima bean
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#52 - tenaciouslee (08/15/2016) [-]
I tried, but I just could not understand that second sentence.
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#53 - anotherponyaccount (08/15/2016) [-]
Liam is the newest member of the zaibatsu, so we know him the least How much is too anime? I mean your avatar was Yu a while back
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#54 - tenaciouslee (08/15/2016) [-]
I understand your sentence now, you just forgot the word "than".

And I'm not saying that he is, but he gives off that "anime discussion all the time" vibe.
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#55 - anotherponyaccount (08/15/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm dumb like the that
I mean theres certain games I feel you could talk, just not as wide of a variety of the other
#6 - That one was new to me, actually. Still kinda dumb. 08/13/2016 on Random shit dump pt. 6 of... +6