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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
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#77 - Like the little umbrella?  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Bartending Problems - Job Comp 0
User avatar #78 - winstonwolfe (1 hour ago) [-]
"Most" of the time.
But umbrellas are characteristicly in tropical/ fruity tasting high balls, Collins glasses, or tikis. And sometimes high proof.
#70 - I've never drank before and don't understand bar-tending, but …  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Bartending Problems - Job Comp +1
User avatar #76 - fitemeirlbro (1 hour ago) [-]
Adding a herb or something the drink after putting it in a glass
User avatar #74 - winstonwolfe (1 hour ago) [-]
Visual decoration that most of the time has use for the drink itself.
Orange slices for Wheat beer
Cocktail onions for Gibson's
Olives/lemon peel for Martinis and etc.
User avatar #77 - OOOnelsonOOO (1 hour ago) [-]
Like the little umbrella?
User avatar #78 - winstonwolfe (1 hour ago) [-]
"Most" of the time.
But umbrellas are characteristicly in tropical/ fruity tasting high balls, Collins glasses, or tikis. And sometimes high proof.
#13 - I work for the USPS. Once time I pulled up to a house L… 05/27/2015 on Pizza Hut Vs. Dominoes +1
#53 - If it's more funny than sad, it's ok. This… 05/21/2015 on robin 0
#1551 - Back in the day a lot of people on myspace just added X's befo… 05/19/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#80 - Back when I was 16 I had a cop who would try and get me to dri… 05/19/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Hotel... +1
#298 - No, each is an individual occurrence. The Alcohol was given t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Movie Theatre 0
User avatar #299 - jokeface (05/18/2015) [-]
Well at least you guys got rid of him. At my job, there was a 24-year-old who was harassing a 16-year-old employee, and he just got moved to another store.
#130 - No one liked him. Or the girl that replaced him. He w…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Movie Theatre 0
User avatar #297 - jokeface (05/18/2015) [-]
Were these all related to a singular incident?
User avatar #298 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/18/2015) [-]
No, each is an individual occurrence. The Alcohol was given to a guy who worked with us, the sex was a very large woman that no one has since identified, and the sexual advances were towards a girl who just started working there shortly before he was "let go"
User avatar #299 - jokeface (05/18/2015) [-]
Well at least you guys got rid of him. At my job, there was a 24-year-old who was harassing a 16-year-old employee, and he just got moved to another store.
#125 - It's a lie. The real truth is that theaters make very…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Movie Theatre +1
User avatar #210 - rknight (05/18/2015) [-]
See, now THAT makes sense
#124 - Depending on the company, we get anywhere from a free DVD of t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Movie Theatre 0
User avatar #127 - kiaserzerg (05/17/2015) [-]
that last bit sounds like straight up theft.
User avatar #130 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/17/2015) [-]
No one liked him. Or the girl that replaced him.

He was eventually fired for giving alcohol to minors, having sex in a theater after hours, and "sexual advances towards and underage employee"
User avatar #297 - jokeface (05/18/2015) [-]
Were these all related to a singular incident?
User avatar #298 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/18/2015) [-]
No, each is an individual occurrence. The Alcohol was given to a guy who worked with us, the sex was a very large woman that no one has since identified, and the sexual advances were towards a girl who just started working there shortly before he was "let go"
User avatar #299 - jokeface (05/18/2015) [-]
Well at least you guys got rid of him. At my job, there was a 24-year-old who was harassing a 16-year-old employee, and he just got moved to another store.

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