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#29 - Sandstone like 4-5 levels down in desserts.... [+] (7 replies) 06/17/2017 on Anon plays minecraft +57

#55 - logintoviewsauce (06/17/2017) [-]

Which acts the same way as dirt and stone(you can dig under it and not have it drop down on you) so my point still stands.

#68 - pigbull (06/17/2017) [-]

played since early beta. This post is funny but there's a great chance it's made up.
For one he could dig thru the wall.. no need to blow it up. Traps don't really work. Does he hope all these players step on random ass presure plates in a desert.
Never seen a whole server coordinate like that. Sure factions do. But I doubt they could get 10 people...
The tunnels and tnt are all possible. Everythings possible. They could've made it out of obsidian... And his spawn would of had to be in the desert. Then again he could just build over the wall.... Only what would of been an admin placing worldguard on it or towny claiming it.

#85 - logintoviewsauce (06/18/2017) [-]

He would had used tnt for the funsies. It's a lot funnier to blow it all up and act a towelhead terrorist.

But you're most likely right about it being made up. I'm pretty sure that you can't change your username in Minecraft after all.

#88 - letusparty (06/18/2017) [-]

You can change it every 30 days now

#89 - logintoviewsauce (06/18/2017) [-]

Oh, nvm then.

#76 - krando (06/17/2017) [-]

least you explained, the last time i played MC was in the piston update, where there was no sandstone.

#77 - krando has deleted their comment.

#28 - Is this not a common thing? My barber had a wall mounted vacuu… 06/04/2017 on Anon vacuum's 0

#23 - I don't know what the space marines are from, and at this poin… [+] (1 reply) 05/31/2017 on Ruby Played by an Angry Marine 0

#24 - anon (05/31/2017) [-]

Warhammer 40K.

#21 - Videos of languages you don' t speak are always 10x better whe… 05/20/2017 on Gesodsulyt Wolyscase +6

#39 - I'M IN CHAAARRRRGE NOW! [+] (1 reply) 05/04/2017 on Argh! I'm A Pirate! +5

#48 - zers (05/04/2017) [-]

#56 - 84 votes on this comment, and it totaled out to 0. That's dedi… 04/26/2017 on Eyes 0

#7 - If anyone misses the style of Banjo Kazooie, try out Yooka-Lay… [+] (26 replies) 04/24/2017 on Eyes 0

#56 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/26/2017) [-]

84 votes on this comment, and it totaled out to 0. That's dedication guys.

#47 - iamaniceperson (04/25/2017) [-]

It's nowhere near as good as Banjo-Kazooie, I'd even say it's bad only because of that boring level design But I'm kind of glad playtonic made money with it, we might get a better sequel.

#31 - darthblam (04/24/2017) [-]

I really liked Banjo but after seeing gameplay that was fairly boring and the way they got their fucking politics into their decision making for the game, I don't want to give them my money.
I'd rather just get BK/BT on project 64 or something again.

#48 - chunkatuff (04/25/2017) [-]

I wanted to try the game out, but the politics part of things turned me off of giving them my money as well. At least we still might get Anton & Coolpecker.

#28 - OtisMcWonderful (04/24/2017) [-]

Eh. It's just ok. I pirated it myself to try it out, and I'm not a huge fan.

#24 - indonesia (04/24/2017) [-]

I watched the dunkey review. It's a meh.

#33 - KingRyan (04/24/2017) [-]

both Dunkey and Cr1tikal didn't have great things to say about it, I'm watching oneyplays and it seems like a relatively fun game granted the first level is apparently like one of the best and it goes down from there, and I have a bias towards it since oneyplays is really funny when they play.

#35 - mayorspookums (04/24/2017) [-]

They probably pushed it out prematurely, as pretty much the first level is the only decently polished one. I wish this wasn't an obvious trend nowadays.

#38 - eddawg (04/25/2017) [-]

Ok holy fuck I didn't think i'd write this much but I guess this is my Yooka-Laylee review. Read if you're interested in my lonely dumb ass opinion

To add to your point it does feel very rushed, and if you think the first level is the most polished oh boiiii you gotta another thing comin'. First level feels like the worst.

I own the game and it's a little frustrating. I don't give a fuck about all the controversy and shit around the business practices of the game I just wanted to know if the game was good or not. In my opinion the game is painfully average. You have to fight the camera like a goddamn crocodile having a seizure, and sometimes they take away your control of the camera and puts it in a non-ideal spot. Thought by 2017 we'd have cameras down to a T. The level design is a little confusing. There's so many samey looking areas and the first one is pretty damn big. Combine that with the camera constantly flipping out I started to get motion sick just trying to walk around (a problem that I've never had before. Gaming for as long as I can remember.) It's really hard to explain, maybe it's just the camera. Like the camera literally gets covered so often and it fights you to stay in that spot as well. Long story short the camera fights you to be permanently placed at the wrong angle for navigating. That and the collectibles are spread out a little more than i'd like. There's also the typical shit where "hurr durr you gotta come back later with the super jump to get these collectibles!" bullshit which grinds my gears because I like to 100% each level as I go. Other than that i'm relatively enjoying it. I loved the old collect-a-thon games so this is the only recent one of it's kind. I'd give it a 5/10. It's not bad, but doesn't really excel anywhere. It delivers enough, I'd go with your instinct. If you love collect-a-thons and think you would be interested, go ahead and buy it. If you think you might not really like it and you get a sorta "ehhh" feeling then wait for a sale of like $20 or something. Seriously if this game was $60 i'd be ripshit. $40 is even pushing it.

#39 - mayorspookums (04/25/2017) [-]

I agree, it's not a bad game, but it's not that good either. If it was polished more, it could've been good, but they probably had to rush it for some stupid reason. I like collect-a-thons, too.

#41 - eddawg (04/25/2017) [-]

It needed like 6 months to a year to just hammer out the issues.

#42 - mayorspookums (04/25/2017) [-]

I just wished that most developers would take their time so they didn't have to give us unborn fetus', but their parent companies wont let them.

#23 - puut (04/24/2017) [-]

I prefer Snake Pass.

#40 - derpyderps (04/25/2017) [-]

That games fun, Frustrating as fuck though.

#22 - sirfurnace (04/24/2017) [-]

I haven't played but some of the characters look absolutely hideous

I'm looking at you, whatever the hell this thing is supposed to be

#26 - petrustitus (04/24/2017) [-]

That thing was literally cucked by a Typhoon, and you have to help it make it rain again because its depressed after his wife left.

#44 - cutiepyro (04/25/2017) [-]

isn't that the same thing you do in conker's bad fur day at the beginning?

#54 - petrustitus (04/25/2017) [-]

I don't believe so. The Gargoyle is just pissed off. If you're referring to the King and Queen bee's then its different. The King was sick and tired of Queen Bee's bullshit and so he left her and became a depressed mess until you help him "pollinate" a sunflower.

Yooka-Laylee has some dark references and jokes, but its very family friendly when comparing it against Conker.

#55 - cutiepyro (04/25/2017) [-]

oh i see now

#15 - sequel (04/24/2017) [-]

Did you take a vacation from FunnyJunk for like a month? People were shitting on the game in the last few weeks.

#13 - pineappleofwoe (04/24/2017) [-]

I thought they took JonTron out of the game? Why is he on the top right?

#12 - anon (04/24/2017) [-]

People probably thumbing you down due to the Jontron controversy, but from what I've seen (and in my opinion), the only thing that didn't age well is the repeated grunts during dialog.

#51 - dragonwaz (04/25/2017) [-]

From what I heard the grunts and the controls (like a tank) didn't age well, and the level design was bad after the first level.

People have been saying that it's just because the Jontron controversy but they're wrong. Why is it every time someone tries to point out something bad about a game recently all the fans jump in their pissy tricycles and try to run over legitimate critique.

Yeah, you like it, we get it. The game doesn't deserve a 10 out of 10 because you yourself could overlook it's glaring flaws.

Sorry anon it's not really directed fully at you and what you said. I've just been getting sick of the 10/10 mentality that people have been getting lately. Yooka-Laylee, Breath of the Wild, Mass Effect: Andromeda, They all have glaring issues but anytime someone brings them up the conversation devolves into REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE animations aren't everything, you're just saying it's bad for views, you're just sucking Jontron's dick.

#32 - hkkkkkk (04/24/2017) [-]

Too many snowflakes getting riled up over the Jontron controversy, as if what happened has anything to do with how good the game is

Even I can understand Jontron is funny despite being racist (never watched him)

#10 - ayylimao (04/24/2017) [-]

ooooh badda bing badda bom get that black guy outta my room

#9 - djwjgsbansidh (04/24/2017) [-]

Characters are bland as hell, and the music is either just right or absolute rehashed trash mash

#24 - The Dark forest. Life isn't uncommon in the universe … 04/21/2017 on Scary theories +5

#118 - I saw a tweet at the author not to long ago about the movie, a… 04/14/2017 on important +1

#63 - Lets look at two examples: * Eragon - The movie used … [+] (9 replies) 04/14/2017 on important +19

#93 - shruika (04/14/2017) [-]

Don't remind me of Eragon, hands down still my favourite book series, but FUCK that movie.

#118 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/14/2017) [-]

I saw a tweet at the author not to long ago about the movie, and the reply was just "What movie?"

He knows how big of a mistake selling the movie rights that early was, and there's a little hope that he can renegotiate for a better deal in a few more years.

#67 - destreader (04/14/2017) [-]

Don't forget Percy Jackson Lighting Thief and Sea of Monsters (its painfully obvious that the director didn't read the book), Avatar the last Airbender movie that doesn't exist (I know it actually a book but still), Than Finally the one DBZ movie that doesn't exist.

#102 - rheago (04/14/2017) [-]

The last airbender did follow the story sort of decently
The problem was that the action sucked dick, and the acting was shite

#94 - SirFail (04/14/2017) [-]

The whole point of the story is that when Percy reaches 16 he'll make a choice which will save or destroy Olympus but they decided to make him like 17 in the film. Should have been done in a harry potter way starting with kids and ending with them as young-adults.

#83 - damiar (04/14/2017) [-]

I hated those two fuckin movies. Percy jackson was my shit man and I still own all the books. Anyone waitin for the new Apollo book to come out?

#101 - destreader (04/14/2017) [-]

The fuck? I thought Blood of Olympus was the end!?

#104 - damiar (04/14/2017) [-]

It's an offshoot about Apollo falling out of olympus but I recommend it.

#64 - justicerider (04/14/2017) [-]

The alien squid ending works better as it's blameless. It's not a superhuman from the US destroying the world. It's a giant alien from outer space. It's a threat that brings people together more than using the Manhattan excuse. Hell the Manhattan usage could just as easily provoke people to attack the US for creating such a devastating monster in the first place. There's a good argument to be made there.

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