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Date Signed Up:3/24/2010
Last Login:7/02/2016
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#17 - It lets you start out with double points, and progress double …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2016 on agar.io has Fallen. 0
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#18 - wdparsell (06/23/2016) [-]
start with double starting points, really isn't a big deal
#19 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
It means you beat anyone else who is also starting at that point.
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#20 - wdparsell (06/23/2016) [-]
the start of the game doesn't relaly matter. You can double your starting points in like 50 seconds
#5 - the site that said he was earlier was basically china's versio… 06/18/2016 on Korea reaffirms Kimmy is... +4
#35 - same here, and i'm not going back through the posts to find it 06/18/2016 on islam comp: Andres Guardado... 0
#27 - My brother's girlfriend's dog ate a T.V. remote, batteries in …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2016 on pupper ate a pot brownie +12
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#263 - mausisdead (06/10/2016) [-]
My sister's neighbour's niece dog ate a book about physics and he doesn't even know the difference between velocity and acceleration
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#230 - vortexicon (06/08/2016) [-]
my dog ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk.
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#180 - zetsuboukamina (06/08/2016) [-]
My dog ate two and a half plastic flashlights, batteries, glass, and all. He had diarrhea for the next three days
#126 - anon (06/08/2016) [-]
My dog ate a wild large rock and was totally fine
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#252 - assyria (06/09/2016) [-]
i bet itd be dead if it ate a domestic rock
#86 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (06/08/2016) [-]
My dog ate the kitchen sink, draino and all, and asked for seconds
#490 - **OOOnelsonOOO used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **OOOnelsonOOO ro… 06/01/2016 on SJW comp: meaning of the... 0
#22 - The best way to make it to mars requires extreme luck; Plot a … 05/24/2016 on stupidity 0
#15 - Once you get to the L1 gate, it becomes increasingly expensive…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on stupidity 0
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#21 - satanicllladvocacy (05/24/2016) [-]
it wouldnt be hard to fit a nuclear reactor on a space vessel. the problem is food and force acceleration. the probes and rovers that we send out to other planets and moons undergo burns that exert extreme acceleration forces. it would kill a person. so there's this problem of time. i think the quickest we can make it to mars is something like 4 years. thats just unimaginable in terms of resources and human endurance.
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#22 - OOOnelsonOOO (05/24/2016) [-]
The best way to make it to mars requires extreme luck; Plot a path to a comet head, and then use the ice as propellant (powered by a nuclear reactor) you can approach ridiculous speeds - though it still would be a long time to make it to mars.
#16 - I think he means cross species sex.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on Retired Military Dog Plays... 0
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#17 - iwillrulenorway (04/21/2016) [-]
I know, just being a smartass
#67 - ok... maybe it's not a phones auto correct. my well e… 04/17/2016 on Rekt +2
#66 - You have to love phone auto corrects. "Due to th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2016 on Rekt +3
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#67 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/17/2016) [-]
ok... maybe it's not a phones auto correct.

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