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#553899 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 56 minutes ago on Crabs in the Bucket 0
User avatar #553901 - tkich (56 minutes ago) [-]
STFU
#532676 - y  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Crabs in the Bucket 0
User avatar #532686 - efgsoldier (07/01/2015) [-]
no sleep for u
#532672 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Crabs in the Bucket +1
User avatar #532689 - NinjaKnight (07/01/2015) [-]
knighthut
User avatar #532687 - kisman (07/01/2015) [-]
b
User avatar #532684 - zeruaargi (07/01/2015) [-]
Killhut
User avatar #532679 - GodzillaFTW (07/01/2015) [-]
A
User avatar #532674 - efgsoldier (07/01/2015) [-]
n
User avatar #532676 - NutHut (07/01/2015) [-]
y
User avatar #532686 - efgsoldier (07/01/2015) [-]
no sleep for u
#532669 - Everyone knows the chickpea and lentil beans go well together.… 07/01/2015 on Crabs in the Bucket +1
#11847 - I really gotta do well on these next two tests so I might be g…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on therealsuperderpy's profile 0
User avatar #11848 - therealsuperderpy (07/02/2015) [-]
S'okay hun
#19599 - Thanks man :3 <3 How's Flo doing by the way? You too st…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on lupine's profile 0
User avatar #19600 - lupine (07/02/2015) [-]
we are! She had a pretty rough last semester of school but is finally starting to relax this summer I think and that's good c:
#8654 - Figuratively speaking of course. But yeah, Imma be busy. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on NutHut's profile 0
#8655 - xblthatguy (07/02/2015) [-]
Till then, Huthut.
#8653 - I went looking through my profile comments specifically for th… 07/01/2015 on NutHut's profile 0
#532533 - We must discuss Mother 3 and your emotions But I have two …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Crabs in the Bucket 0
#541004 - yellmi (07/02/2015) [-]
It's not even tears it's like other emotions

You know how I like to talk sometimes
But good luck nut
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#8643 to #8640 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
The next few days are gonna suck for me, so I hope you don't mind if I don't do anything and I just die
#8652 to #8643 - xblthatguy (07/01/2015) [-]
I mind a little. I can come back Sunday/Monday though if it's too much trouble.
#8654 to #8652 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Figuratively speaking of course.
But yeah, Imma be busy.
So until then~
#8655 to #8654 - xblthatguy (07/02/2015) [-]
Till then, Huthut.
User avatar #8637 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
ur profile looks like butt
User avatar #8638 to #8637 - NutHut ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
I hate it
I lost it all again today
K-kuyashi
#8641 to #8639 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I-I changed it
Now I'm le doctor money hunter
User avatar #8644 to #8641 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
wat dat
User avatar #8647 to #8644 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Also I'm going to bed now srry
Ninininini <3
User avatar #8648 to #8647 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
oh
nini sweetie
#8645 to #8644 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Weeaboo doctor
User avatar #8646 to #8645 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
cyoot
#8635 - yellmi (06/29/2015) [-]
el mehico away
el mehico away
User avatar #8632 - yellmi (06/29/2015) [-]
Green is not a creative colour
User avatar #8633 to #8632 - NutHut ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
ssshhhh
User avatar #8634 to #8633 - yellmi (06/29/2015) [-]
ouch my eyes
User avatar #8642 to #8634 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
luk
User avatar #8651 to #8642 - yellmi (07/01/2015) [-]
also i have illumi's matching avatar for this also 10/10
User avatar #8653 to #8651 - NutHut ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I went looking through my profile comments specifically for that picture

Ids bretty gud
User avatar #8650 to #8642 - yellmi (07/01/2015) [-]
i have the chocker that's the same colour 10/10 and it's blue
User avatar #8631 - yellmi (06/29/2015) [-]
I finished earthbound
when we're both online we can discuss my emotions
#8629 to #8628 - NutHut ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Sorry xbl, I'm not feelin it tonight.
User avatar #8624 to #8583 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
You got it sweetie :3 <3
User avatar #8625 to #8624 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Hey hun do you wanna call or play a game or something
I'm getting sleep and i wanna do something with you before i go sleep
User avatar #8626 to #8625 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Ya sure
I'm at library right now so gimme some time to head home kay? :3
User avatar #8627 to #8626 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Okaiiiii :33
User avatar #8604 to #8583 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Eh, its alright
I'll make it back up
User avatar #8605 to #8604 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Yeah you'll get it back. :p
I can give you my skins stuffs if you want them
User avatar #8606 to #8605 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Thanks sweetie but I'm good :3
#8607 to #8606 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Well okai hun~
If you ever want them or anything just ask :p
#8608 to #8607 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
You're such a sweet hert
#8609 to #8608 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
You're sweeter :3
#8610 to #8609 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Nuh uhhhhh :3
<3
#8611 to #8610 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
It's trueeeeee <3
You're the sweetest boy ever <3
#8612 to #8611 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Its cuz I love yooouuu <3 :3
#8613 to #8612 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I love you tooooooo honey <3333
#8614 to #8613 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Hehe, I wanna give you a big hug and a kiss for being so sweet :3 <3
#8615 to #8614 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Awwww <3
I'll give you kissus and huggies too <3
Make my special boy happy <3
#8616 to #8615 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
<3
Awwww X3
I wanna make my sweetie happy tooo
#8617 to #8616 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Hehe <3
You make so happy all the time ^~^
Being with you makes me the happiest boy in the world <3
#8618 to #8617 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
You make me feel so loved when I talk to you <3
I'm glad I can make you happy too X3
#8619 to #8618 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Good, because you mean the world to me, and I love you so much <3

And i'm glad I make you happy too ^~^
#8620 to #8619 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Hehe~
Love yyyoouuu :3 <3
#8621 to #8620 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Love you tooooo~
I wish i could cuddle and kissie you right now~ >w<
#8622 to #8621 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'll give you lots of hugs and love when we meet <3 :3
User avatar #8623 to #8622 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Good cuz dillie wants all of nutty's love~ X3
User avatar #8584 to #8583 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
whoa
User avatar #8585 to #8584 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Hai :3
User avatar #8586 to #8585 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
How're you hun :3 <3
User avatar #8587 to #8586 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I'm good ^~^
Today was a cool day I guess.
User avatar #8588 to #8587 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Wha happen? :o
User avatar #8589 to #8588 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Da gay rights stuff
User avatar #8590 to #8589 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Oh I thought you meant you did cool stuff
Yeah, its cool
Took long enough
#8591 to #8590 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Oh nah
Ive been in my room all day lol

But yeah it's nice.
User avatar #8592 to #8591 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Now all we need to do is legalize weed and America will finally be destroyed
User avatar #8593 to #8592 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
literally the force that destroyed america
tehurn.com/gayweed
User avatar #8594 to #8593 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
kickstarter for gayweed when
User avatar #8595 to #8594 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Never
User avatar #8597 to #8596 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
i really hate kuyashi guy
#8598 to #8597 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
B-bwu
#8599 to #8598 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
4real tho   
idk why   
but he's so ech
4real tho
idk why
but he's so ech
#8600 to #8599 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Yeah the art style takes getting used to
But he's amazing though
My knife
#8601 to #8600 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
i say the show once a long ass time ago it was ok i guess.

is knife a meme now
#8602 to #8601 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Wait, you watched Kaiji?

And yeah, ever since I lost like $13 over an upset
User avatar #8603 to #8602 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Ye my weeb friend was watching it a long time ago

D:
User avatar #8571 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
I'm playing Earthbound 2 btw
I have the luck o Salsa the Monkey and intelligence of Duster the Moron
it's like my team is made up of losers and a dog
User avatar #8572 to #8571 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I'm so proud of you
You won't be disappointed
Except maybe with the dog, he's the only loser on the team.
User avatar #8573 to #8572 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
idk that girl's kind of a cunt and I got raped in a hot spring by a drag queen while my dog watched i don't feel so good about that
User avatar #8574 to #8573 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
She warms up its okay just keep playing
User avatar #8576 to #8574 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
tfw dead mom told me to jump off a cliff
thanks mom
#8575 to #8574 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
it's too late her name is already cunt
User avatar #8577 to #8575 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I tried to stop it
I was too late
#8578 to #8577 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
first impressions are important for women
#8579 to #8578 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Will you cosplay as her for me
pls
k
ty ty
#8580 to #8579 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
Ding my hair pink is something I wanted to do for years but will never do it
sigh
#8582 to #8580 - NutHut ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Damn, maybe one day
Also I should go now that I'm actually awake and stuff
User avatar #8581 to #8580 - yellmi (06/26/2015) [-]
*dying
User avatar #8567 - yellmi (06/25/2015) [-]
this profile...
HE HATES IT
User avatar #8568 to #8567 - NutHut ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
I put a lot of work into this
Well okay not that much work
But still upvote pls
User avatar #8569 to #8568 - yellmi (06/25/2015) [-]
8/10 kinda hurts my eyes
User avatar #8570 to #8569 - NutHut ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
dam
User avatar #8563 - mikli (06/24/2015) [-]
hey man do you have a knife i can borrow
#8564 to #8563 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
M-m-my knife
My house...
User avatar #8562 - yellmi (06/24/2015) [-]
r8 my profile btw
ps say u love it
#8558 to #8534 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah! I make my own sweet tea typically.
But a friend gave me a ziplock of herbal teas and fruity ones.
Think I'm gonna have chamomile cause I hear that's good for sleep

Take care!
User avatar #8536 to #8534 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Heeeey xbl
#8537 to #8536 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
How're you, Huthut?
User avatar #8539 to #8537 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
How are you though
User avatar #8541 to #8539 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
First you!
#8538 to #8537 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Its...alright.
Some things haven't been going well recently but I'm managing.
User avatar #8542 to #8540 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Bad father's day, missed some classes, got a low grade.
That's about all I wanna say about it though
#8543 to #8542 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
Understood. I ain't forcing you to say anything you don't want too.
User avatar #8544 to #8543 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah
So how are you holding up?
#8545 to #8544 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
I am. Somehow. Last week was crazy. This week is a major slowdown in comparison. I don't usually sleep during the day, but any free hour I had I'd fall asleep.

I got work now, training for an improv company, and classes just finished last week. Me and a girl stayed up all night all week as well, so between all these things and finals, I was a little burnt out. Which is a rare thing for me.

And after getting close to this girl, I told her it's better if we didn't become a thing. And now she's more interested than ever. Women confuse me, Huthut.
#8546 to #8545 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
That sounds rough
I usually have a rough time with those types of weeks, so you did a lot better than I would have.

But yeah, that tends to happen sometimes. I don't get it either tbh.
#8547 to #8546 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
It wasn't so bad. I actually appreciate it in a way because it's better than lounging around, you know? Besides, it's those kinda weeks that build you, I think.


She wants to meet me in 30-45 minutes, and I'm not sure what to tell her.
User avatar #8548 to #8547 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah you have a point.
Makes you more appreciative of quiet moments.

I can't offer any advice on from me.
I'm usually not the one on this end of love game.
#8549 to #8548 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
That it does, like right now.

Oh, I wasn't asking for advice or nothin'. I'm sure things will either end well or terribly.
#8550 to #8549 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
I have faith that you can make it end not as terrible as it could be

Where ya gonna meet?
#8561 to #8550 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
Well, it ended alright.

Guess who's taken.
#8565 to #8561 - NutHut ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
Wow, I didn't expect that. But it takes a certain bravery to want to try something like that.
Good job dude.
#8566 to #8565 - xblthatguy (06/25/2015) [-]
Ehe. When you're around again, Huthut.
#8551 to #8550 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
I don't plan too have it end terribly. I just didn't think I'd ever be at a point where I'm the one saying no. It never crossed my mind, but here we are.

No idea. She lives down the hall from me, so it's not a far walk or anything.
User avatar #8552 to #8551 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Oh right
I forgot what time it is

Well you know there's a supposed rule that everyone should follow where you don't date your friends or colleagues. So I'd say you're doing the right thing.
#8553 to #8552 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
Time? Is it late? Should you head off?


That's a rule? When did that happen?
#8554 to #8553 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Oh man, my mind was on a totally different path with that.
I was thinking if it was earlier you'd be getting supper or something, but since its so late then its obvious it'd be yours or her place.

Uh, I guess so. A friend told me that cause he started sleeping around with a girl in his lab group and it didn't end well. And now they aren't on speaking terms despite having to work together.
#8555 to #8554 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
I probably will have a cup of tea to end the night. Ehe.


A friend of mine started dating a co-worker, whom I also knew for a while under another school organization. It was kinda weird, but it's working out for them.
#8556 to #8555 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Aw man tea sounds amazing right now Imma go make some

It is pretty good when it works out though. Just something to consider I guess.
But uhh, I'm gonna have to go now. Hope it all goes well for you, man.
#8557 to #8556 - xblthatguy (06/24/2015) [-]
You drink tea too?!

Take care, I'll come visit tomorrow.
User avatar #8532 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
ur a gaylord
#8533 to #8532 - NutHut ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#8530 - yellmi (06/22/2015) [-]
tell me how it went ps you're supposed to say you loved her
take #2
User avatar #8531 to #8530 - NutHut ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
kden
#8508 - yellmi (06/20/2015) [-]
I know you saw this on your tumblr newsfeed but look at this cute baby again
User avatar #8509 to #8508 - NutHut ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
Why is the long haired beut in pain tho
User avatar #8510 to #8509 - yellmi (06/21/2015) [-]
he got hurt by the bad puns his dad makes
#8487 - mikli (06/17/2015) [-]






Happy Waifu Wednesday <3
#8498 to #8487 - yellmi (06/20/2015) [-]
tfw no happy waifu Wednesday congratulation from mikli
tfw no happy waifu congratulation from anyone
User avatar #8499 to #8498 - mikli (06/20/2015) [-]
I was gonna but I thought you'd deem me clingy ;_;
#8500 to #8499 - yellmi (06/20/2015) [-]
yeah that stops me from making a lot of comments too    
   
tbh i don't care about any number of comments as long as people don't get offended i don't reply to them
yeah that stops me from making a lot of comments too

tbh i don't care about any number of comments as long as people don't get offended i don't reply to them
#8501 to #8500 - mikli (06/20/2015) [-]
I feel it so bad

humans need to be simpler
#8502 to #8501 - yellmi (06/20/2015) [-]
But it make sense tho
You know how they say that the difference between creepiness and romance is how much the person likes you?
I think it's the same with clinginess
In the end were just afraid that the people we like don't like us back as much
#8503 to #8502 - mikli (06/20/2015) [-]
Well yeah
It definitely is that type of thing
but irl you can always read body language and quickly stop if people don't like it
it's harder on the internet where you always have to analyze what people write
#8504 to #8503 - yellmi (06/20/2015) [-]
is it harder here? like you still need to text people if you wanna meet up or organize things
so idk not for me but maybe cause I don't really care as much about internet
#8505 to #8504 - mikli (06/20/2015) [-]
I guess, I was thinking of physically being with people and sensing whether they don't really wanna talk to you

I'm not sure I really care either
I certainly come here a lot, but I don't think my life would change all that much if I just stopped
#8506 to #8505 - yellmi (06/20/2015) [-]
yeah same probably

you'd just have less options of people to play multiplayer games and discuss anime/nerd stuff
User avatar #8507 to #8506 - mikli (06/20/2015) [-]
tru tru
#8494 to #8487 - NutHut ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
Neither of these are my waifu tho

Actually tbh homu lookin pretty fine
#8495 to #8494 - mikli (06/17/2015) [-]
It's not that

it's that you're my waifu
User avatar #8488 to #8487 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
More like waifusarestupid day!
User avatar #8490 to #8488 - mikli (06/17/2015) [-]
dont bully nuthuts waifu
User avatar #8491 to #8490 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
I'm bullying waifus in general
User avatar #8493 to #8492 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
jk mikie ily
User avatar #8486 to #8485 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
He told me to go
I said where
he said the stock market
I said where
He said the one at the corner of 5th avenue and Markette
I said where
He said 4 miles down the road south then 7 miles up west
I said where
He was red in the face
He said 15 blocks passed the theatre in the direction of the beach and then 31 blocks in the direction of the cove
I said where
He was visibly angry now
He said 4.30312007 × 10-8 Astronomical Units true south towards the south pole, then 11.2654 kilometers parallel to the equator
I said where
He clutched his chest, his face contorted
He collapsed on the ground
I rushed to his side
He stared into the sky
He looked for words
He could not speak
A tear rolled down his cheek
He was having a heart attack
Between his groans he muttered
"Take me to the hospital"
I said where.
User avatar #8482 - NutHut ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
normalfags get off my profile
re
User avatar #8478 to #8475 - NutHut ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
why this
User avatar #8483 to #8478 - tkich (06/17/2015) [-]
eggshell

with romalian type

what'ya think
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