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#64 - **Noonelikesanimal rolled image ** 07/24/2014 on *roll image* 0
#5550 - this is sound advice. many thanks comrade 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#5498 - oh wow, someone actually read this. nothing particularly ails …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#5541 - beastarro (07/18/2014) [-]
Well man in my experience women are impossible to figure out and it is very important that you spend as little time trying to do so. If you feel that she is interested it can't hurt to ask her because you will spend more time thinking about what could have been than what has actually happened.

As for the wasted potential, I am not a good judge of what you could be doing with your life but you're young and have options, just sort of dabble in random stuff with your free time and you might find something you like. Maybe look into learning a trade because they pay relatively well for being pretty easy jobs.
User avatar #5550 - Noonelikesanimal (07/18/2014) [-]
this is sound advice. many thanks comrade
#5453 - 19, works at a grocery store, works at a grocery store  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#5465 - beastarro (07/18/2014) [-]
I too work at a grocery store, although it's a medium sized one and even the managers are bros there.
The pay is slightly above minimum wage but the union dues reduce it below that!
What ails you about your grocery store?
User avatar #5498 - Noonelikesanimal (07/18/2014) [-]
oh wow, someone actually read this. nothing particularly ails me at the store. its just that i feel i have wasted potential and should be doing something else. my main problem is a "will they wont they" with one of my best friends. i mention to her that me and my hetro dude lifepartner are planning to get a small apartment in the city and she seemed very interested in joining us as a roomate. sometimes i go to sleep with smile and thinking of her and other times i lie awake in dread and self doubt
#5541 - beastarro (07/18/2014) [-]
Well man in my experience women are impossible to figure out and it is very important that you spend as little time trying to do so. If you feel that she is interested it can't hurt to ask her because you will spend more time thinking about what could have been than what has actually happened.

As for the wasted potential, I am not a good judge of what you could be doing with your life but you're young and have options, just sort of dabble in random stuff with your free time and you might find something you like. Maybe look into learning a trade because they pay relatively well for being pretty easy jobs.
User avatar #5550 - Noonelikesanimal (07/18/2014) [-]
this is sound advice. many thanks comrade
#2 - DO NOT EVER USE SHAVING CREAM ON YOUR JUNK IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/04/2014 on (untitled) +31
#38 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Instead just shave with hair conditioner
User avatar #12 - grimagination (07/04/2014) [-]
4 rules i follow for shaving my junk

1. use shaving gel, not cream, i dunno what the difference between em is but it works so hey

2. trim away first, shave the rest

3. use a new blade/razor, not one you were about to throw away

4. for the love of all that is holy DO NOT shave against the grain

User avatar #29 - vigilum (07/04/2014) [-]
With the grain first then against.
Works nicely.
User avatar #17 - derpsenderp (07/04/2014) [-]
man dont go completely bald eagle down there, just trim. Girls like a little hair, it looks awful completely bald.
User avatar #20 - SirFail (07/04/2014) [-]
Hmm i guess it depends on personal opinion. As a bi guy i think it looks better completely bald but i suppose it differs person to person.
User avatar #21 - derpsenderp (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't know about gay guys, but if all chicks i've been with prefered trimmed, so if you wanna pick up a qt3.14 I'll recommend trim.
User avatar #18 - grimagination (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah i learned that the hard way many moons ago and havent made the same mistake since, but yeah, going against the grain was horrible
#13 - adamks (07/04/2014) [-]
Shaving against the grain looks and feels much better though.
User avatar #16 - grimagination (07/04/2014) [-]
not in my experience, shaving with the grain takes a few strokes more but looks the same in the end
#11 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Jfc, what kind of shaving cream are you using?

Mine tingles.
#6 - mrnpc (07/04/2014) [-]
Never ever use Nair on your dangily bits. You have been warned
User avatar #19 - finishhimlarry (07/04/2014) [-]
It actually isn't so bad after the 3rd or 4th time, once you know what you're doing. But it still hurts like fuck around an hour afterwards, even if you moisturize.
#4 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Children please. I use a safety razor and shaving soap.
#3 - wizi (07/04/2014) [-]
or git gud at shaving scrub
User avatar #5 - Bakerlalalalala (07/04/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #10 - gnalde (07/04/2014) [-]
git gud at shaving scrub
#2277 - **Noonelikesanimal rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#19 - just imagine how crazy she is in bed  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on "I want a yandere girlfriend" +3
User avatar #26 - faustmazoku (07/03/2014) [-]
I was with a crazy chick, extremely possessive, had to know where I was 24/7, I couldn't even look at a waitress to order food. She was terrible in bed. Moral of the story, don't put your dick in crazy or you get a stalker for several months after the break up until you move.
#16 - >fit >tan >cute face >will always love…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/03/2014 on "I want a yandere girlfriend" +8
User avatar #67 - kreekydoorS (07/03/2014) [-]
never ever date a woman with possession issues. Whether they be with you or a demon. Shits gonna end bad yo.
#61 - xcoreyx (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes because it's always that simple
User avatar #36 - yorker (07/03/2014) [-]
she has no ass
User avatar #41 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh shit I didn't notice that, I was so busy obsessin over the yandere it slipped past me.

No ass, no pass. >.> Thank you sir for preventing this trainwreck.
User avatar #48 - yorker (07/03/2014) [-]
just doing my job. sir
#30 - walmartysnextghost (07/03/2014) [-]
"I will always love you" <---- that scares the shit out of me
User avatar #25 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
It seems as though she was possessive. You know, constant calls, always demanding to know where you are, not letting you interact with anything that has a vagina.
User avatar #28 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
Eh I wouldn't mind, if I got to go home to that every night. ^^

"Where are you"....

IM AT THE STORE BUYING ASS CREAM BITCH. >.<

The way I figure it not the worst thing that can happen.... I mean she probably won't cheat.
User avatar #32 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
Also, it wouldn't be where are you. It'd be "Where are you I've called fifty thousands times why haven't you responded to my two hundred texts are you with that bitch Susan I told you not to talk to her anymore I bet you're balls deep in her right now I'll kill that slut how dare you!"
User avatar #31 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah. Until she chases every other girl except your mother out of your life and bitches you out every time you go to hang out with your bros without first signing a ninety page form and having to be back at a certain time, not a second late. Not to mention once you reach that stage you'll be to scared to end things for fear that she's gonna put a knife in your back. Also, you can't say bitch to her, that's how you get a knife to the kidney.
User avatar #35 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
>Me
>Female friends.

lol. I don't do female friends, but assuming I did I couldn't think of a single relationship worth sacrificing nailing a 9/10 every night for.

>knife in the kidney
See now you're just confusing psycho bitch with yandere, only an idiot's going to cheat with a hot girl who's hot as fuck, taking care of your every need, and has a -5% of cheating herself.

This is why nobody pitied Anime Makoto Death Makoto from School Days, sure this nigga died, but he CHEATED on 2 fine girls who were all over him.

I dunno about you, but if a girl makes me food, sucks my happy pole, and bears my kids.... and I cheat on her... maybe I DESERVE organ failure. :/

I'm joking, I haven't met a girl (yandere not psycho) so there could be downsides, not just any I can see right now. I personally think that for many FJer's including myself a yandere gf would be an improvement to their sorry as fuck lives
User avatar #43 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
Nigga you wanna fight?
#44 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** Bitch, I might
User avatar #46 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
do it
User avatar #37 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
"Contrary to the popular belief that it is the opposite of tsundere, it describes an anime character who is either psychotic or violent or both, and shows affection to the main character."
-Urban Dictionary
Yeah, not best thing to quote but it is the general idea, tho whole point of yandere is that there is an unhealthy obsession with you that ultimately leads to violence against you and/or all friends said yandere sees as a "threat" to your relationship with her. Also, contrary to animu, not every yandere is bammin slammin booty-licious. And, if you have enough of her shit, break up is code word for "you have to get inside the house without a key." Seriously, unless you are a poison to nearby social lives, all that will come from a yandere is a parasitic relationship that you will eventually regret and then you will have the problem of getting that bitch to leave you alone.

User avatar #45 - makotoitou (07/03/2014) [-]
Just think of it like a pitbull. If you let it lose it rips your nuts off. Leash it and give it some love and you got a wonderful companion.
User avatar #38 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
I'd disagree with the assertion that the Yandere would use violence against the object of affection.... unless you horribly traumatized her by cheating or not washing the dishes.

I mean if you're going to obsses over someone wouldn't you tend to overlook a few bad habits?

That being said anything in the current vicinity that breathes IS in mortal danger....

Which brings up my second point

>Seriously, unless you are a poison to nearby social lives

Like I said most FJer's lives would actually be improved by this seeing as they have no relationships left to ruin. I've been to brony board I know what's up.

User avatar #39 - nuclearkitteh (07/03/2014) [-]
I for one have plenty of friends of all genders, and you have no idea what might trigger an yandere.
User avatar #40 - reginleif (07/03/2014) [-]
True trying to guess. what might trigger a crazy person is futile. Still want ^^

User avatar #18 - traveltech (07/03/2014) [-]
>crazy
#22 - tomthehippie (07/03/2014) [-]
crazy ones are the most fun until they kill you and keep your skull in a shrine in their closet
#20 - hudge (07/03/2014) [-]
Everybody is crazy.

Every fucking fucker on this planet is fucking crazy.
User avatar #19 - Noonelikesanimal (07/03/2014) [-]
just imagine how crazy she is in bed
User avatar #26 - faustmazoku (07/03/2014) [-]
I was with a crazy chick, extremely possessive, had to know where I was 24/7, I couldn't even look at a waitress to order food. She was terrible in bed. Moral of the story, don't put your dick in crazy or you get a stalker for several months after the break up until you move.
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on model +253
#140 - chodeboy (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm not strapped in here with you, you're all strapped in here with me!
#40 - i try 06/10/2014 on Bowser's a Dick 0

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User avatar #8 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Your avatar.... Perfection.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Noonelikesanimal (08/09/2012) [-]
why thank you. yours is the stuff of dreams.
#10 to #9 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
*sheds a tear* Just take this bacon and go. I'm having allergy problems right now.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Noonelikesanimal (08/09/2012) [-]
many thanks kind sir
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Oh no, it should be I to thank you. By the way have you grabbed yourself a copy of KH 3D? I've already gotten mine, beat it , and got the secret ending.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Noonelikesanimal (08/09/2012) [-]
i missed the ending by one letter but i beat it two hours ago
User avatar #14 to #13 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
That's not the secret ending that's just a secret message I also got the ultima weapon and the unbound keyblade.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Noonelikesanimal (08/09/2012) [-]
damn. youve been playing hard huh?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
No sleep. No mercy.
User avatar #1 - Stabbers (11/03/2010) [-]
wanna make a deal? :P
User avatar #2 to #1 - Noonelikesanimal (11/03/2010) [-]
hmmmmmm, you has my intrest
User avatar #3 to #2 - Stabbers (11/03/2010) [-]
you want good pron on here rite?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Stabbers (11/03/2010) [-]
post it and ill thumb it up and send to people i know
User avatar #6 to #5 - Noonelikesanimal (11/03/2010) [-]
ALRIGHT COMMENCE MISSION PRONZ
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS
User avatar #7 to #6 - Stabbers (11/03/2010) [-]
get to posting then. idk what kind you like and i have no porn XD
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