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Nizmo

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18414
Highest Content Rank:#693
Highest Comment Rank:#4763
Content Thumbs: 5258 total,  5717 ,  459
Comment Thumbs: 1409 total,  1622 ,  213
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:260999
Times Content Favorited:331 times
Total Comments Made:329
FJ Points:1548
Favorite Tags: funny (7) | FUNNYJUNK (3) | tumblr (3) | Dog (2)
Hey, My name is Mariusz, I live in Canada and I've been with FJ for about 9 years. I train MMA, I love cars, anime, and music.

Funny Pictures

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    Uploaded: 05/15/14
    her parents were lovely people her parents were lovely people
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    Uploaded: 04/27/14
    absolutely wild. absolutely wild.
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    Uploaded: 04/27/14
    dinosaurs man dinosaurs man
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    Uploaded: 04/28/14
    we need to lift we need to lift
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    Uploaded: 04/27/14
    the recession hit them hard. the recession hit them hard.
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    Uploaded: 04/27/14
    i can relate i can relate
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Funny Videos

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    Uploaded: 12/03/14
    hellhound hellhound

YouTube Videos

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    Uploaded: 05/08/11
    Gorilla Stole my Nigga Gorilla Stole my Nigga
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    Comments: 7
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    Uploaded: 05/14/14
    Old FJ Old FJ

Funny Gifs

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    Comments: 55
    Favorites: 151
    Uploaded: 11/17/14
    you fukin wot m8 you fukin wot m8
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    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 04/27/14
    take that take that

latest user's comments

#1352 - that's boring. my clothes smell lovely. 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#836 - how did you know?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on What turned you gay 0
User avatar #1348 - foamytesquirrel (06/30/2015) [-]
I live next to you and sniff your clothes at night.
jk I just clicked the purple 'image' text.
User avatar #1352 - Nizmo (07/01/2015) [-]
that's boring. my clothes smell lovely.
User avatar #989 - shadowblaziard (06/30/2015) [-]
How'd your pic get up here though? Also instantaniously gay, u look damn fine
#809 - Well jeez... I'm flattered.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on What turned you gay +4
User avatar #1977 - masdercheef (07/01/2015) [-]
I'd say you look fine but fine just doesn't cut it.

How does it feel knowing that somewhere around 90% of Funnyjunk's users think you're the hottest thing alive, right now?
User avatar #1834 - SylverSlayer (07/01/2015) [-]
dude, you look like ross' (game grumps) attractive cousin.
its uncanny.
User avatar #845 - letrollzor (06/30/2015) [-]
Even as a heterosexual man i must admit that you are quite handsome
#419 - but born in Poland.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Euro FJers, show me your... 0
User avatar #440 - putinlover (06/29/2015) [-]
pl kurwa
#447 - itssakamoto (06/29/2015) [-]
Twoi djad kurwa
#417 - Canada, eh.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Euro FJers, show me your... +3
User avatar #562 - karlwilson (06/30/2015) [-]
Canad-ahhhh my god your jawline is perfection.
User avatar #419 - Nizmo (06/29/2015) [-]
but born in Poland.
User avatar #440 - putinlover (06/29/2015) [-]
pl kurwa
#447 - itssakamoto (06/29/2015) [-]
Twoi djad kurwa
#4420 - just broke up with girlfriend. am sad.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +1
#5014 - alfonshister (06/30/2015) [-]
this glorious chin.

Heavens.
User avatar #4745 - iamdetox (06/11/2015) [-]
You're too good looking to keep visiting this website, sorry but you need to stop handsomeing so much harder than we can.
User avatar #4493 - rattygoner (06/10/2015) [-]
my girlfriend broke up with me 2 days ago as well through text because recently we havent talked at all
User avatar #5015 - shadowrated (06/30/2015) [-]
what a shitty way to break up with someone lol
User avatar #4484 - tomdavies (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah man my girlfriend finished with me 2 days ago now, after 5 years together. I feel for you... it's the worst feeling, but i think things will be a lot better now. No more pressure and worry.
Also, no homo but 10/10 dat jawline!
User avatar #4425 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
Damn.
#9 - Short Sword 06/07/2015 on Assassins Creed name 0
#22 - 30 Points Kitchen - 6 Library - 4 Dog - 6 Gard… 05/16/2015 on Soooo what do you choose? &... 0
#2441 - That's exactly what it means. Unfortunately, Nismo was taken w… 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#2340 - totally okay with that 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
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