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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/22/2009
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:Somewhere USA
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#39 - Literally every vegetable and fruit in the supermarket is GMO.… 04/06/2014 on Thin Privilege! +2
#18 - I will always love spiders. They are magnificently adorable dorks.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on It's That Damn Red Dot Again +2
#19 - luluwho (04/05/2014) [-]
;)
#426 - If you insist. 04/01/2014 on fuck the creator -1
#414 - The G comes from the word "graphics". If its true to…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2014 on fuck the creator +5
#425 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/01/2014) [-]
Keep feeding me
User avatar #426 - Ninotori (04/01/2014) [-]
If you insist.
#422 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/01/2014) [-]
"I just realized he shit on my argument and I don't have a counter, so I'll just thumb him down and say nothing"
-Ninotori
#420 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/01/2014) [-]
lol get madder faggots, you know it's true
#417 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/01/2014) [-]
No it doesn't

That's not how acronyms work

e.g. jpeg not jpheg
#444 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/01/2014) [-]
p alone does not make an f sound. never has, never will. You're right, ph does, but think about how there's never been an argument as to the pronunciation of .jpeg.
#219 - She DID bother to prosecute him properly. Thats all th… 03/28/2014 on 2 minutes of pure feels +1
#217 - That is victim blaming. You cannot tell someone to cover up as…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on 2 minutes of pure feels 0
#226 - StarvedSouthKorean (03/28/2014) [-]
If I don't lock my doors at night, and I get robbed, you're going to tell me "lock your doors, retard!"

Treating victims as objects who could not have done anything to stop their victimization is not helpful or healthy for anybody involved. Shit happens. You can reduce the chances of shit happening to you. When people tell girls to stop dressing so slutty, they don't mean "I am glad you were raped, that'll teach you," they mean, "here is something I feel you could/should have done differently."
User avatar #224 - PrinceZukosLover (03/28/2014) [-]
Heres the thing though, who gets peoples attention more, a shapely woman wearing clothes that fit tightly to her body and are a little riske, or a shapely woman who is wearing a lovely overcoat? Odds are the woman who is exposing what men find appealing will catch their attention, and be more likely to be approached by them. I'm not saying its her fault if she is involved in the 20% of rapes that do not happen in the home, or the 10% that to not happen by someone they know, but there is nothing wrong with being cautious in front of people you dont know. Its risk management.
#214 - I'm gonna say this because this pisses me off. You cannot sit …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2014 on 2 minutes of pure feels +2
User avatar #218 - clechyl (03/28/2014) [-]
I was saying that she *CAN* get the guy in jail, have him lose his job etc. etc. It is, of course, not always the case. Where do you live that they didn't even bother to prosecute him properly?
User avatar #219 - Ninotori (03/28/2014) [-]


She DID bother to prosecute him properly. Thats all the courts gave him punishment for.

And if you ask where, thats in Colorado, just south of Denver, in the whitest, wealthiest suburb in the state. Just because some people 'can' doesnt mean it always happens. Some people 'can' suck their own dicks, doesn't mean everyone who tries will succeed.
#1478 - This is my Nami 03/26/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +15
#1179 - Something classy, people, not joking cute names. 03/23/2014 on /science/ board 0
#52 - I do half of this **** as a woman. Not most of th… 03/20/2014 on Why are pirates always angry? 0
#535 - Fair enough. 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women 0
#533 - It varied enough that I didn't agree? I don't think that means…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women 0
User avatar #534 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I think the reason why we don't agree if because we aren't using visuals we are attempting to talk about body types with words. I'll try to say this, I consider someone fat if they have rolls. I don't mean when they are sitting they have rolls, I mean they always have rolls.
User avatar #535 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#531 - See though I completely disagree. A curvy person is not necess…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women 0
User avatar #532 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I didn't mean 100% toned, I worded that horribly and what people considered a certain body type doesn't vary that much for the typical person.
User avatar #533 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
It varied enough that I didn't agree? I don't think that means you need to change your views, if you genuinely think they are correct, but I work in retail and let me tell you I see lots of different bodies. It just doesn't satisfy the variety to me anymore.
User avatar #534 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I think the reason why we don't agree if because we aren't using visuals we are attempting to talk about body types with words. I'll try to say this, I consider someone fat if they have rolls. I don't mean when they are sitting they have rolls, I mean they always have rolls.
User avatar #535 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#1161 - My anatomy skeleton needs a name. He's about two feet tall, an…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on /science/ board +1
User avatar #1191 - msdinorawr (03/23/2014) [-]
Hugh
User avatar #1179 - Ninotori (03/23/2014) [-]
Something classy, people, not joking cute names.
User avatar #1172 - doneofsteel (03/21/2014) [-]
Vic Rattlehead
User avatar #1166 - drastronomy (03/20/2014) [-]
dickson handcock
User avatar #1165 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/20/2014) [-]
Jack Skellington
User avatar #1162 - kanadetenshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Boner.
#336 - Then please clarify, I would absolutely rather that I properly…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women 0
User avatar #530 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
Skinny, fat, curvy, athletic are body types. The view on what qualify as a certain body type doesn't vary that much for the average person. The size of clothing doesn't really matter because company's seem to have their own measurements and the numbers change from country to country. I am not talking about health in this, I am purely talking about looks.

Some people is hard to tell their body type but for most, you can tell. You would never say a chubby girl has an athletic body type. What I was saying is I hate it when clearly over weight or obese girls say they aren't fat they are curvy. A lot of them exist. Curvy is still a slimmer body type and quite toned, just comes with bigger hips and a smaler waist.
User avatar #531 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
See though I completely disagree. A curvy person is not necessarily toned but that also doesn't mean that they aren't curvy. I am curvy, but I am no the smoothest person alive. I don't have rolls, but my stomach isn't flat. Every body, even if we try to create standards, is completely different. I agree, if someone is obese, and there health is suffering, they need to admit they are. It's not just for purposes of appearance, but for health. However, there are no true body types because everybody is bloody different. Hell, if I had a little less fat on my bones, I'd be athletic. I'm mostly muscle. We're a species dictated by a limitless code of proteins that has infinite variation. I think its a waste of time and energy to try and box anybody in. Health is more important than appearance anyway.
User avatar #532 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I didn't mean 100% toned, I worded that horribly and what people considered a certain body type doesn't vary that much for the typical person.
User avatar #533 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
It varied enough that I didn't agree? I don't think that means you need to change your views, if you genuinely think they are correct, but I work in retail and let me tell you I see lots of different bodies. It just doesn't satisfy the variety to me anymore.
User avatar #534 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I think the reason why we don't agree if because we aren't using visuals we are attempting to talk about body types with words. I'll try to say this, I consider someone fat if they have rolls. I don't mean when they are sitting they have rolls, I mean they always have rolls.
User avatar #535 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#123 - Except on the other end of that, the standards for what is con…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Curvy Women +3
User avatar #124 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't quite understand what I was saying.
User avatar #336 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
Then please clarify, I would absolutely rather that I properly understand what you meant than berate you because I misunderstand. What did you mean?
User avatar #530 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
Skinny, fat, curvy, athletic are body types. The view on what qualify as a certain body type doesn't vary that much for the average person. The size of clothing doesn't really matter because company's seem to have their own measurements and the numbers change from country to country. I am not talking about health in this, I am purely talking about looks.

Some people is hard to tell their body type but for most, you can tell. You would never say a chubby girl has an athletic body type. What I was saying is I hate it when clearly over weight or obese girls say they aren't fat they are curvy. A lot of them exist. Curvy is still a slimmer body type and quite toned, just comes with bigger hips and a smaler waist.
User avatar #531 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
See though I completely disagree. A curvy person is not necessarily toned but that also doesn't mean that they aren't curvy. I am curvy, but I am no the smoothest person alive. I don't have rolls, but my stomach isn't flat. Every body, even if we try to create standards, is completely different. I agree, if someone is obese, and there health is suffering, they need to admit they are. It's not just for purposes of appearance, but for health. However, there are no true body types because everybody is bloody different. Hell, if I had a little less fat on my bones, I'd be athletic. I'm mostly muscle. We're a species dictated by a limitless code of proteins that has infinite variation. I think its a waste of time and energy to try and box anybody in. Health is more important than appearance anyway.
User avatar #532 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I didn't mean 100% toned, I worded that horribly and what people considered a certain body type doesn't vary that much for the typical person.
User avatar #533 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
It varied enough that I didn't agree? I don't think that means you need to change your views, if you genuinely think they are correct, but I work in retail and let me tell you I see lots of different bodies. It just doesn't satisfy the variety to me anymore.
User avatar #534 - Sataria (03/20/2014) [-]
I think the reason why we don't agree if because we aren't using visuals we are attempting to talk about body types with words. I'll try to say this, I consider someone fat if they have rolls. I don't mean when they are sitting they have rolls, I mean they always have rolls.
User avatar #535 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#319 - lmao its cool. I do **** like that all damned day… 03/12/2014 on Tumblr +1
#198 - what tapeworm story?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #258 - ohshoot (03/12/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Trying+Anal/tzxyGgm/
I'll take this chance to try dubs. *roll 2*
User avatar #259 - ohshoot (03/12/2014) [-]
I am a miserable human being. I'll not delete the comment, though.
User avatar #319 - Ninotori (03/12/2014) [-]
lmao its cool. I do shit like that all damned day XD I've been on fj since 2001 and the rolls still baffle me.
#29 - Jesus the poor man looks like he's weeping.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Tooth Fairy 0
User avatar #39 - roninneko (03/11/2014) [-]
It was probably his beer money for the week.
#756 - I've been visiting funnyjunk since 2001, back when it was gree…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Tell me anything 0
#769 - demonsoki (03/11/2014) [-]
you and me both Kate.
#48 - 3000 is the TOTAL debt he owes to me, not the rent. The rent w… 03/08/2014 on Ten stupid secrets 0
#46 - Highlands Ranch, Co. One of the wealthiest suburbs in the stat…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Ten stupid secrets 0
User avatar #47 - corso (03/08/2014) [-]
For three thousand dollars, it better come with a daily blowjob.
User avatar #48 - Ninotori (03/08/2014) [-]
3000 is the TOTAL debt he owes to me, not the rent. The rent was more like 2400. Still high yeah, but it's a nice damn place. Realisticly, if I add the debt up now, it's more like 4000. I have still not seen a dime of that.
#119353 - I agree with you halfway, but i gotta say, for both of my prom… 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#119350 - You can dress however you damn well please. If other people th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119354 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
You meet people like that in your local community too, so it doesn't really matter
User avatar #119356 - Loudpipes (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm joking, but for real, acting all rasta is totally lame. It normally makes you look like a douche, just a word of advice.
User avatar #119372 - ebperik (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't even listen to Reggae, I just liked the picture when I set up the account
#119349 - Their choices do NOT mean that you are lesser, or broken, or u…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #119382 - philliyoMLB (03/03/2014) [-]
k thanks bro.
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User avatar #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
I got too lazy to make a message. But for drawing, I just cannot seem to be able to draw hands with correct looking fingers, faces in any way or form, and i always mess up on size ratios of head to body sometimes. Either its too big or small most of the time
User avatar #15 to #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
And thanks for all th hel and offering to work with me again
User avatar #16 to #15 - Ninotori (12/03/2012) [-]
No problem, try these:

Look at the anatomy of human hands. Learn it really well and in detail. Bones, fat, nails, tendons etc, and try drawing some studies of those things. Use the medical/scientific standard to check your accuracy.

Practice drawing your own hands in different positions from sight. Don't draw what you think you see, draw what you actually see (dont draw a hand in an equal position, look at your hand and draw it). Use sighting and measuring techniques.

Draw some hands in photos using the grid method (google it it's really easy).

Just draw lots of hands, and REALLY work yourself on that accuracy. Use that anatomy knowledge, reference photos, and sighting/measuring in your practice and with practice you'll really learn how to draw hands without so much trouble. Like you memorize how to drive or write, it will improve and stick with you until it's second nature.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ninotori (12/03/2012) [-]
Apply these same techniques to body and face.

Artists have over many years pinpointed human body and facial proportions that you can learn and use to improve accuracy and draw without reference. Look them up.

Look up 'gesture drawing'. It's a technique with the purpose of improving drawing humans, giving character to the body, utilizing time for your work (both quick rendering and long drawing periods). It's a simple, loose type of practice that will help you improve alot, and fast. Professional artists all use this. You can draw using photos just as easily as a live model too.

If you want more explanation or some direction to take for these techniques or something else specific, ask away.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
motivation? I waas supposed to be motivating? oops.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Added jogging to my usual evening walks, but I haven't worked up to anything else yet.

Thinking that I'm just gonna aim for dropping the weight via diet and working up the jogging before I try a fancy plan.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure thing :) I will admit though I fell victim to some brownies today XD Only had two, and I gotta say, they were disgusting. I wanted sweet, but that **** nearly ****** killed me :(
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User avatar #9 to #8 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Yup :) I've generally just been eating about 2k calories a day, which is even i think, and I'm hoping as I jog more I'l be burning more and losing more too :D
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User avatar #11 to #10 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure :)
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