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#164 - Who the **** shampoos daily? I wash my hair like … 06/26/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... +1
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#41 - Nah, don't think I will. Thanks though.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell 0
User avatar #42 - makotoitou (06/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I tried.
#40 - I meant artistic value, not monetary. But do you con…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell -3
#68 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Are you as dumb as what you just wrote?

Perhaps you didn't read the original comment you massive twat, he said exactly that he doesn't care that some people hold modern art in high esteem, the point is that idiots will pay way too much cash for something that isn't worth half of what they paid for.

I could create a "masterpiece" within moments, because I could also think about a concept that would be just as good or better than what you see in these "masterpieces," and somehow reduce it to a few set of lines, but if I did it, it wouldn't go for more than a few shekels.
#35 - I don't really give a **** anymore. People on her…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell 0
User avatar #39 - makotoitou (06/08/2014) [-]
maybe you should get better tastes, or just learn to suck it up.
User avatar #41 - Ninotori (06/08/2014) [-]
Nah, don't think I will. Thanks though.
User avatar #42 - makotoitou (06/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I tried.
User avatar #36 - Hreidmar (06/08/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I mean, I'm not complaining, I'm going into a creative field myself. More accurately I'm going down with my creative field, but hey, at least I'll enjoy doing it... for a while...
#32 - MFW I'm an artist and it drives me crazy when people complain …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell -11
#66 - twilightdusk (06/08/2014) [-]
If I need to take a class in order to appreciate some piece of artwork, it's not a very good piece of artwork is it?

Same way I'll never understand how books that require multiple college courses to fully understand are considered "classics."
#38 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest here: I get it. Modern art is art. What pisses me off is that pieces that took zero effort to create are used as gigantic banknotes because some people market it as such and some rich guy decided to throw his money at it and show off. You can argue all you want about how the value of art isn't in how much effort it took to create it, I don't give a crap what you, I, the world or art dealers interpret the piece as, if someone splatters paint over a canvas and tries to sell it it should not be worth much more than one digit.
User avatar #40 - Ninotori (06/08/2014) [-]
I meant artistic value, not monetary.

But do you consider the effort made designing the piece? If it was created in a legitimate artistic pursuit, then there's thought, and consideration, and emotion and message put into the work, even if it isn't clear what.

The money spent on the art is up to the idiot fuckers who decide to buy it for that much. And for the artists who made it and price it as such, well they fucking made it they get to decide how much they sell it for. Even if it's one giant circle jerk of fucktards, in reality, it's all up to them anyway.
#68 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Are you as dumb as what you just wrote?

Perhaps you didn't read the original comment you massive twat, he said exactly that he doesn't care that some people hold modern art in high esteem, the point is that idiots will pay way too much cash for something that isn't worth half of what they paid for.

I could create a "masterpiece" within moments, because I could also think about a concept that would be just as good or better than what you see in these "masterpieces," and somehow reduce it to a few set of lines, but if I did it, it wouldn't go for more than a few shekels.
User avatar #33 - Hreidmar (06/08/2014) [-]
Oh shit, mein neger, what are you doing. Do you not know how much this site loves to rant about the creative fields being absolutely impractical (they aren't completely devoid of a point?) We come down pretty hard on anyone who says otherwise.
#69 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
It's not that these "creative fields" are impractical, it's that people pay stupid amounts of cash for absolutely no work.

An idea behind two lines on a painting should not be enough to justify a six digit price tag, because everyone could do the same.
User avatar #35 - Ninotori (06/08/2014) [-]
I don't really give a fuck anymore. People on here shit on everything I like, I have no doubts they would respond with nasty shitty comments. Mostly just makes me feel better.
User avatar #39 - makotoitou (06/08/2014) [-]
maybe you should get better tastes, or just learn to suck it up.
User avatar #41 - Ninotori (06/08/2014) [-]
Nah, don't think I will. Thanks though.
User avatar #42 - makotoitou (06/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I tried.
User avatar #36 - Hreidmar (06/08/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I mean, I'm not complaining, I'm going into a creative field myself. More accurately I'm going down with my creative field, but hey, at least I'll enjoy doing it... for a while...
#40 - Nerp, USA sry. 06/08/2014 on Girls before going out. 0
#12 - Nah actually I wax.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Girls before going out. 0
User avatar #19 - derpsenderp (06/08/2014) [-]
pls be in london
User avatar #40 - Ninotori (06/08/2014) [-]
Nerp, USA sry.

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User avatar #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
I got too lazy to make a message. But for drawing, I just cannot seem to be able to draw hands with correct looking fingers, faces in any way or form, and i always mess up on size ratios of head to body sometimes. Either its too big or small most of the time
User avatar #15 to #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
And thanks for all th hel and offering to work with me again
User avatar #16 to #15 - Ninotori (12/03/2012) [-]
No problem, try these:

Look at the anatomy of human hands. Learn it really well and in detail. Bones, fat, nails, tendons etc, and try drawing some studies of those things. Use the medical/scientific standard to check your accuracy.

Practice drawing your own hands in different positions from sight. Don't draw what you think you see, draw what you actually see (dont draw a hand in an equal position, look at your hand and draw it). Use sighting and measuring techniques.

Draw some hands in photos using the grid method (google it it's really easy).

Just draw lots of hands, and REALLY work yourself on that accuracy. Use that anatomy knowledge, reference photos, and sighting/measuring in your practice and with practice you'll really learn how to draw hands without so much trouble. Like you memorize how to drive or write, it will improve and stick with you until it's second nature.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ninotori (12/03/2012) [-]
Apply these same techniques to body and face.

Artists have over many years pinpointed human body and facial proportions that you can learn and use to improve accuracy and draw without reference. Look them up.

Look up 'gesture drawing'. It's a technique with the purpose of improving drawing humans, giving character to the body, utilizing time for your work (both quick rendering and long drawing periods). It's a simple, loose type of practice that will help you improve alot, and fast. Professional artists all use this. You can draw using photos just as easily as a live model too.

If you want more explanation or some direction to take for these techniques or something else specific, ask away.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
motivation? I waas supposed to be motivating? oops.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Added jogging to my usual evening walks, but I haven't worked up to anything else yet.

Thinking that I'm just gonna aim for dropping the weight via diet and working up the jogging before I try a fancy plan.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure thing :) I will admit though I fell victim to some brownies today XD Only had two, and I gotta say, they were disgusting. I wanted sweet, but that **** nearly ****** killed me :(
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User avatar #9 to #8 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Yup :) I've generally just been eating about 2k calories a day, which is even i think, and I'm hoping as I jog more I'l be burning more and losing more too :D
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User avatar #11 to #10 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure :)
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