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#158 - Women can be fat and beautiful because they shave all over, us…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Beauty comes in all shapes... +2
#205 - mixedfeelings (07/22/2014) [-]
so much wasted effort
#1322 - Being too smart, too loved, and too afraid to die. 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#6142 - That's just another "why don't you just" argument. B… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#6109 - 21, single, f. I have so many problems and so many worries now…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #6149 - joemeister (07/18/2014) [-]
Write a list every day on things that are good to happen to you. Even if you did have a bad day, don't focus on that, focus on something, even if it's even one small thing, that made you happy, or at least less sad. It's harder to look on the positive side of life sometimes, but there is always one.
#6129 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Then release your fears and worries and focus on building your spirit of optimism then get out there and make the world a place that makes you want to live. Strive to better those and the world around you and shape it into something that makes you wan tto keep going.
User avatar #6142 - Ninotori (07/18/2014) [-]
That's just another "why don't you just" argument. Bro, if changing my life was that goddamn easy I'd have done it by now. If getting over the bloody traumatic existential crisis I go through could be done by myself I wouldn't lie awake in discomfort over it. If I had the time, the money, the energy, and the ability to move my life in the direction I wanted, I would have moved farther in the last two years than I have, which is nowhere at all.

Please don't even speak to me like that. I actually find it very rude and uncaring; as thoughtful and heartfelt as you may be, that behavior says nothing more to me than "get over it you're probably making it up it's so easy to just live awesomely there must be something wrong with you".

If you really wanna cheer me up, say nothing, or say "I'm sorry". But don't give me that.
#108 - Alas, I am enlightened. Thank you good sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Dr New York 0
User avatar #117 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Happy to help. Didn't have anything better to do.
#88 - >been on internet since 3rd grade >been on fj since …  [+] (33 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Dr New York +7
#140 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]

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#93 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
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On fj it's
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter]
[alt-30] [space] [alt-30]
4chan is pic related.
User avatar #134 - xrainbowdashx (07/13/2014) [-]
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can i triforce now?
User avatar #120 - leonhardt (07/13/2014) [-]
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter]
[alt-30] [space] [alt-30]
User avatar #122 - leonhardt (07/13/2014) [-]
You lying slut.
User avatar #123 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Sorry about that, I should have specified that you hold the alt key down then put in the numbers using the keypad then release the alt key. You can't use the top row of numbers though, it has to be the keypad.
User avatar #124 - leonhardt (07/13/2014) [-]
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Hey look at that.
User avatar #125 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Yep, good job. 4chan changed things for some reason, so alt 255 doesn't work there anymore. Instead you have to follow the pic.
User avatar #108 - Ninotori (07/13/2014) [-]
Alas, I am enlightened. Thank you good sir.
User avatar #117 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Happy to help. Didn't have anything better to do.
User avatar #107 - sketchE (07/13/2014) [-]

did it work?
User avatar #110 - sketchE (07/13/2014) [-]
can you exmlain some more
User avatar #127 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Hey there, sorry about that. I missed you're comment. I explain it a bit more on comment 123.
User avatar #143 - sketchE (07/13/2014) [-]
yeah i saw. i dont have a numpad but thanks for the tips
User avatar #101 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]

I'm a newfag who can't even triforce. Even after being here for several years.
User avatar #105 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
A lot of people have other things more important to do than worry about alt codes. I just put that up there for anyone who wanted to know but didn't want to search for it.
User avatar #106 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
I don't even know how to do alt codes. Do ya just press it and let her rip or hold it down like a shift or function key?
User avatar #109 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you just hold down the alt key and use the number pad. After you type the number you need you just let go. alt 255 twice gives solid space, then alt 30 puts the triangle. You can't use the top row right above the letters though, doesn't work.
User avatar #113 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
let's try that again.....

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#115 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
There you go. Now you got it.
#116 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
I might just love you a little bit.
#119 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #111 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
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#137 - pettdavids (07/13/2014) [-]
I... wat?
User avatar #151 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
I did alt-225 alt-225 alt-30 for the top row.
#102 - sepherif (07/13/2014) [-]
Yep, can't even triforce.
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User avatar #94 - potetkongen (07/13/2014) [-]
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This is gonna fail
User avatar #95 - potetkongen (07/13/2014) [-]
it did not
User avatar #97 - potetkongen (07/13/2014) [-]
always fails on 4chan
User avatar #100 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
Alt 255 doesn't work on 4chan anymore, they changed it up. Now you have to follow what the image says.
#96 - faustmazoku (07/13/2014) [-]
And now you can triforce across the internet.
#80 - I did that from the start. I found the biggest damn bowl i cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on barter with the gypsy 0
User avatar #137 - tiredofthis (07/14/2014) [-]
Only problem is the size of the opening. With the display case, I had a broad pile
#164 - Who the fuck shampoos daily? I wash my hair like every other d… 06/26/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... +1
#207 - Yeah, these days in psychology class Freud is only taught as p… 06/23/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 +1
#10 - Fuck...forgot to log in. 06/12/2014 on IT'S 2 LATE 0

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User avatar #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
I got too lazy to make a message. But for drawing, I just cannot seem to be able to draw hands with correct looking fingers, faces in any way or form, and i always mess up on size ratios of head to body sometimes. Either its too big or small most of the time
User avatar #15 to #14 - PoisinSandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
And thanks for all th hel and offering to work with me again
User avatar #16 to #15 - Ninotori (12/03/2012) [-]
No problem, try these:

Look at the anatomy of human hands. Learn it really well and in detail. Bones, fat, nails, tendons etc, and try drawing some studies of those things. Use the medical/scientific standard to check your accuracy.

Practice drawing your own hands in different positions from sight. Don't draw what you think you see, draw what you actually see (dont draw a hand in an equal position, look at your hand and draw it). Use sighting and measuring techniques.

Draw some hands in photos using the grid method (google it it's really easy).

Just draw lots of hands, and REALLY work yourself on that accuracy. Use that anatomy knowledge, reference photos, and sighting/measuring in your practice and with practice you'll really learn how to draw hands without so much trouble. Like you memorize how to drive or write, it will improve and stick with you until it's second nature.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ninotori (12/03/2012) [-]
Apply these same techniques to body and face.

Artists have over many years pinpointed human body and facial proportions that you can learn and use to improve accuracy and draw without reference. Look them up.

Look up 'gesture drawing'. It's a technique with the purpose of improving drawing humans, giving character to the body, utilizing time for your work (both quick rendering and long drawing periods). It's a simple, loose type of practice that will help you improve alot, and fast. Professional artists all use this. You can draw using photos just as easily as a live model too.

If you want more explanation or some direction to take for these techniques or something else specific, ask away.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
motivation? I waas supposed to be motivating? oops.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Added jogging to my usual evening walks, but I haven't worked up to anything else yet.

Thinking that I'm just gonna aim for dropping the weight via diet and working up the jogging before I try a fancy plan.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure thing :) I will admit though I fell victim to some brownies today XD Only had two, and I gotta say, they were disgusting. I wanted sweet, but that shit nearly fuckin killed me :(
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User avatar #9 to #8 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Yup :) I've generally just been eating about 2k calories a day, which is even i think, and I'm hoping as I jog more I'l be burning more and losing more too :D
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User avatar #11 to #10 - Ninotori (07/27/2012) [-]
Sure :)
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