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#59 - No worries, though I'm surprised you replied after all! It's b… 10/20/2013 on NiceMelons's profile 0
#25 - "I wouldn't want my children mixing with children called … 07/10/2013 on Katie Hopkins +3
#62 - I'm not the only one, just search 'doitsu' on tumblr. Plus, I'…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Prepare your anus... 0
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#68 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy does affectionately refer to Germany as "Doitsu" ^^
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#70 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
In the Japanese. Because he's speaking fucking Japanese. Japan if called Nihon, too.
#71 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes... The anime IS originally Japanese, so he/she has a right to refer to him as Doitsu if they want to ^^
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#73 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
But they are simply country names. No one calls Canada Kanada, not America Amerika, or Russia Russia, and France Furansu, or Britain Igirisu, or Italy Itaria, Or Austria Oosturia, or Hungary Hangari, or Prussia Purusian.
#120 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
"No one calls Russia Russia"
all of my wat
#75 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Anyone who watched Hetalia subbed does ^^
They also have Human names. For example
N. Italy - Feliciano Vargas
Germany - Ludwig
Japan - Honda Kiku
America- Alfred F. Jones
England - Arthur Kirkland
France - Francis Bonnefoy
China - Yao Wang
Russia - Ivan Braginski
Etc. So you can call them many names, not just their English-dub names
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#77 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
They're hypothetical. "Himaruya, if the countries had human names, what would they be?"
Also the "F" and America's name stands for Fuck.
And going through translations, Italy and Poland have the same human name.
Also Vargas is a Spanish name.

Also did you know that the most popular surname in Belarus is Ivanov? Meaning "wife of Ivan"?
#79 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy was brought up with Spain (In the Anime) Hence "Vargas"

And also In the Anime Belarus continuously asks to marry Russia despite being his "sister" So that also makes sense XD

But even so, I was only pointing out that you can refer to the Hetalia characters in several different ways
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#81 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
I have seen all the anime, and read the manga (even deleted strips and bloodbaths), i have delved deep into history, geography, politics and such (enough to know that Holy Rome and Germany couldn't possibly be the same person, as Germany was born of the Germanic states after Napoleon collapsed Holy Rome, and Holy Rome was born of Lechfeld. And also if you like Buon San Valentino, I just thought I'd tell you Italy is already married- Festa Della Sensa), I know possibly everything there is to know about hetalia, and more. Heck, I've even tried to work out their ages; Italy is nearly a millenium older than Germany.

Belarus wanting to marry Russia is reference to political affairs, not surnames.
#82 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
I think you're missing my point ^^* Ah well
I've never really done research into the politics behind Hetalia so I shall leave it to your better knowledge ^^
However I was just pointing out that the Original Author Intended for Italy to refer the Germany as Doitsu on occasion. So Regardless of how correct that is in the real world It Is ok If someone refers to him as such.
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#85 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy always refers to Germany as Deutsch, it's the Japanese name for the country. If you read it in the manga, it's a lazy translation, you'll never hear it said in the dub.
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#86 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
I was refering to subbed, not dubbed.
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#124 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2013) [-]
In which, in Japanese, Italy says Deutsch. I can't believe over 2000 years of evolving the Latin alphabet and it's neglected in favour of annoying nicknames.
#125 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/06/2013) [-]
Oh come on! They're just affectionate, light-hearted nicknames. Does It really matter XD
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#126 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2013) [-]
It rather degrades his status as a country...
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#127 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/06/2013) [-]
Although i do get your point, the whole show degrades and takes the piss out of EVERY country. That's why Its's so funny
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#74 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
*Russi
#33 - Extroverts don't necessarily contribute more to society. If we… 06/05/2013 on Tips for shy people +1
#57 - OK. Germany...? Isn't doitsu his 'pet name' for want…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Prepare your anus... +2
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#61 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
Doitsu is hiragana for Deutschland. Calling him Doitsu doesn't make sense.
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#62 - NiceMelons (06/05/2013) [-]
I'm not the only one, just search 'doitsu' on tumblr. Plus, I'm pretty sure Italy calls him doitsu a few times.
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#68 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy does affectionately refer to Germany as "Doitsu" ^^
User avatar
#70 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
In the Japanese. Because he's speaking fucking Japanese. Japan if called Nihon, too.
#71 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes... The anime IS originally Japanese, so he/she has a right to refer to him as Doitsu if they want to ^^
User avatar
#73 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
But they are simply country names. No one calls Canada Kanada, not America Amerika, or Russia Russia, and France Furansu, or Britain Igirisu, or Italy Itaria, Or Austria Oosturia, or Hungary Hangari, or Prussia Purusian.
#120 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
"No one calls Russia Russia"
all of my wat
#75 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Anyone who watched Hetalia subbed does ^^
They also have Human names. For example
N. Italy - Feliciano Vargas
Germany - Ludwig
Japan - Honda Kiku
America- Alfred F. Jones
England - Arthur Kirkland
France - Francis Bonnefoy
China - Yao Wang
Russia - Ivan Braginski
Etc. So you can call them many names, not just their English-dub names
User avatar
#77 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
They're hypothetical. "Himaruya, if the countries had human names, what would they be?"
Also the "F" and America's name stands for Fuck.
And going through translations, Italy and Poland have the same human name.
Also Vargas is a Spanish name.

Also did you know that the most popular surname in Belarus is Ivanov? Meaning "wife of Ivan"?
#79 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy was brought up with Spain (In the Anime) Hence "Vargas"

And also In the Anime Belarus continuously asks to marry Russia despite being his "sister" So that also makes sense XD

But even so, I was only pointing out that you can refer to the Hetalia characters in several different ways
User avatar
#81 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
I have seen all the anime, and read the manga (even deleted strips and bloodbaths), i have delved deep into history, geography, politics and such (enough to know that Holy Rome and Germany couldn't possibly be the same person, as Germany was born of the Germanic states after Napoleon collapsed Holy Rome, and Holy Rome was born of Lechfeld. And also if you like Buon San Valentino, I just thought I'd tell you Italy is already married- Festa Della Sensa), I know possibly everything there is to know about hetalia, and more. Heck, I've even tried to work out their ages; Italy is nearly a millenium older than Germany.

Belarus wanting to marry Russia is reference to political affairs, not surnames.
#82 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
I think you're missing my point ^^* Ah well
I've never really done research into the politics behind Hetalia so I shall leave it to your better knowledge ^^
However I was just pointing out that the Original Author Intended for Italy to refer the Germany as Doitsu on occasion. So Regardless of how correct that is in the real world It Is ok If someone refers to him as such.
User avatar
#85 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy always refers to Germany as Deutsch, it's the Japanese name for the country. If you read it in the manga, it's a lazy translation, you'll never hear it said in the dub.
User avatar
#86 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
I was refering to subbed, not dubbed.
User avatar
#124 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2013) [-]
In which, in Japanese, Italy says Deutsch. I can't believe over 2000 years of evolving the Latin alphabet and it's neglected in favour of annoying nicknames.
#125 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/06/2013) [-]
Oh come on! They're just affectionate, light-hearted nicknames. Does It really matter XD
User avatar
#126 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2013) [-]
It rather degrades his status as a country...
User avatar
#127 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/06/2013) [-]
Although i do get your point, the whole show degrades and takes the piss out of EVERY country. That's why Its's so funny
User avatar
#74 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
*Russi
#53 - Doitsu...?  [+] (21 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Prepare your anus... +2
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#56 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
I do not know of a country called Doitsu. Who the fuck taught you goegraphy?
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#57 - NiceMelons (06/05/2013) [-]
OK. Germany...?

Isn't doitsu his 'pet name' for want of a better phrase?
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#61 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
Doitsu is hiragana for Deutschland. Calling him Doitsu doesn't make sense.
User avatar
#62 - NiceMelons (06/05/2013) [-]
I'm not the only one, just search 'doitsu' on tumblr. Plus, I'm pretty sure Italy calls him doitsu a few times.
User avatar
#68 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy does affectionately refer to Germany as "Doitsu" ^^
User avatar
#70 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
In the Japanese. Because he's speaking fucking Japanese. Japan if called Nihon, too.
#71 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes... The anime IS originally Japanese, so he/she has a right to refer to him as Doitsu if they want to ^^
User avatar
#73 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
But they are simply country names. No one calls Canada Kanada, not America Amerika, or Russia Russia, and France Furansu, or Britain Igirisu, or Italy Itaria, Or Austria Oosturia, or Hungary Hangari, or Prussia Purusian.
#120 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
"No one calls Russia Russia"
all of my wat
#75 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Anyone who watched Hetalia subbed does ^^
They also have Human names. For example
N. Italy - Feliciano Vargas
Germany - Ludwig
Japan - Honda Kiku
America- Alfred F. Jones
England - Arthur Kirkland
France - Francis Bonnefoy
China - Yao Wang
Russia - Ivan Braginski
Etc. So you can call them many names, not just their English-dub names
User avatar
#77 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
They're hypothetical. "Himaruya, if the countries had human names, what would they be?"
Also the "F" and America's name stands for Fuck.
And going through translations, Italy and Poland have the same human name.
Also Vargas is a Spanish name.

Also did you know that the most popular surname in Belarus is Ivanov? Meaning "wife of Ivan"?
#79 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy was brought up with Spain (In the Anime) Hence "Vargas"

And also In the Anime Belarus continuously asks to marry Russia despite being his "sister" So that also makes sense XD

But even so, I was only pointing out that you can refer to the Hetalia characters in several different ways
User avatar
#81 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
I have seen all the anime, and read the manga (even deleted strips and bloodbaths), i have delved deep into history, geography, politics and such (enough to know that Holy Rome and Germany couldn't possibly be the same person, as Germany was born of the Germanic states after Napoleon collapsed Holy Rome, and Holy Rome was born of Lechfeld. And also if you like Buon San Valentino, I just thought I'd tell you Italy is already married- Festa Della Sensa), I know possibly everything there is to know about hetalia, and more. Heck, I've even tried to work out their ages; Italy is nearly a millenium older than Germany.

Belarus wanting to marry Russia is reference to political affairs, not surnames.
#82 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
I think you're missing my point ^^* Ah well
I've never really done research into the politics behind Hetalia so I shall leave it to your better knowledge ^^
However I was just pointing out that the Original Author Intended for Italy to refer the Germany as Doitsu on occasion. So Regardless of how correct that is in the real world It Is ok If someone refers to him as such.
User avatar
#85 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
Italy always refers to Germany as Deutsch, it's the Japanese name for the country. If you read it in the manga, it's a lazy translation, you'll never hear it said in the dub.
User avatar
#86 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/05/2013) [-]
I was refering to subbed, not dubbed.
User avatar
#124 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2013) [-]
In which, in Japanese, Italy says Deutsch. I can't believe over 2000 years of evolving the Latin alphabet and it's neglected in favour of annoying nicknames.
#125 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/06/2013) [-]
Oh come on! They're just affectionate, light-hearted nicknames. Does It really matter XD
User avatar
#126 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2013) [-]
It rather degrades his status as a country...
User avatar
#127 - LoneWhiteWolf (06/06/2013) [-]
Although i do get your point, the whole show degrades and takes the piss out of EVERY country. That's why Its's so funny
User avatar
#74 - Loppytaffy (06/05/2013) [-]
*Russi
#160 - I know what you mean, I loved the book as a student and I saw … 06/05/2013 on English class +1
#41 - Some people hate the film, because people went mad for it with…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2013 on English class +3
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#95 - hektoroftroy (06/04/2013) [-]
It just bothered me that I read the book and saw the musical, and if I said anything to anyone they didn't care, but now that the movie came out everyone loves Les Mis soooo much. Not trying to be hipster or anything but it's just ridiculous
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#160 - NiceMelons (06/05/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, I loved the book as a student and I saw the musical when it came out in the 80s. When the film came out I must admit it was hard to put up with my students asking me about this "totally new film about the French Revolution", firstly because it's not new, and secondly because it's not about the revolution they think!
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#73 - fallenoffacliff (06/03/2013) [-]
I think some people hate the book because they're too lazy to actually read it
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#56 - irwincardozo (06/15/2012) [-]
such a lovely username
#57 to #58 - NiceMelons (06/15/2012) [-]
Glad you like it ;)
#54 - APoliteGentleman (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, NiceMelons. :)
#55 to #56 - NiceMelons (12/20/2011) [-]
Hello again! How have you been?
#58 to #55 - APoliteGentleman (10/18/2013) [-]
Busy, my dear. Oh so busy. How about yourself? (please forgive the lateness of my reply)
#59 to #58 - NiceMelons (10/20/2013) [-]
No worries, though I'm surprised you replied after all! It's been an eventful year, I trust you are well?
#53 - SherIock (07/28/2011) [-]
Hahahaha BUSTED xD
#46 - emocupcake (02/13/2011) [-]
holy ******* **** your avatar is so ******* cute
#47 to #46 - NiceMelons (02/13/2011) [-]
D'aww thanks XD
#48 to #47 - emocupcake (02/13/2011) [-]
you are welcome
#49 to #48 - NiceMelons (02/13/2011) [-]
Where's the art from? ^^
#50 to #49 - emocupcake (02/13/2011) [-]
MMD models
#51 to #50 - NiceMelons (02/13/2011) [-]
Cool :)
#52 to #51 - emocupcake (02/13/2011) [-]
yupp ^^
#37 - thepinkpenguin (02/11/2011) [-]
We have the same avatar :3
#38 to #37 - NiceMelons (02/11/2011) [-]
OMG your avatar is awesome XD
#39 to #38 - thepinkpenguin (02/11/2011) [-]
So is yours !!!!!!
#40 to #39 - NiceMelons (02/11/2011) [-]
This is UNREAL, dude! :D
#41 to #40 - thepinkpenguin (02/11/2011) [-]
Well i have always loved dinosaurs :3
#42 to #41 - NiceMelons (02/11/2011) [-]
That's so fricking cute XD

I have no dinosaur pictures, so here's a Colin Firth :D
#43 to #42 - thepinkpenguin (02/11/2011) [-]
Cool i love Colin Firth hes like us British
and do you have any cute pics if not i have loadsssss
#44 to #43 - NiceMelons (02/11/2011) [-]
I'm really into British films at the moment :D

And I have a few on my laptop, but I'm not at home at the moment XD
#45 to #44 - thepinkpenguin (02/11/2011) [-]
oh ok :3
oh ok :3
#35 - blueboysixnine (12/31/2010) [-]
that is a ******* awesome avatar
#36 to #35 - NiceMelons (12/31/2010) [-]
Thanks :D
#8 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
how does i got blue text?
its GLORIOUS
#9 to #8 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
If you report a bug to Pixeltron and leave any hex code you want, he should give it to you, that's what I did :3
#10 to #9 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
the hell is a hex code? D:
#11 to #10 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Go to this link;

http://www.december.com/html/spec/color.html

Click on whichever group of colours you're after and scroll about until you find a colour you want, and underneath there should be a code like #EEE0E5 or something (That one's a light pink)

Just copy and paste that onto Pixi's profile with a problem and he may, probably will, respond, but it takes a few days :D
#12 to #11 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
cbf. lost intrest. lol
how you doin'?
#13 to #12 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
lol :D I'm fine, thank-you, what about you?
#14 to #13 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
bored as hell. watching friends
#15 to #14 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Cool :) I'm thinking of a horror film to watch tonight, any suggestions? :D
#16 to #15 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
get the first 1 or 2 nightmare on elm street. those movies scared the bajesus outa me
#17 to #16 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Sweet, thanks man :D The guy in the bathroom of the Amityville Horrorkeeps me awake at night D:
#33 to #17 - adamperna (12/23/2010) [-]
no sleep yay!
#18 to #17 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
amityville horror was insane. i hid it in the back of my video cabinet never to be watched again
#19 to #18 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
lol, I haven't seen the old one, though :/ Apparently that's worse, have you seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? :D
#20 to #19 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
i had that somewhere round here, but never watched it
#21 to #20 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Ah, it isn't too bad, it's just gore, and some of it's unbelievable XD You should watch it >:D
#22 to #21 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
ill see if i can find it somewhere. will you hold me? D:
#23 to #22 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Of course, sweetie :3 xD
#24 to #23 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
looked through my video stash and i cant find it -_-
poor jesse
#25 to #24 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
You can watch all of it bar Scene 9 on Youtube >:D

But seriously, by horror standards, it is a classic :)

Do you like the older ones, like Frankenstein and Dracula?
#26 to #25 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2010) [-]
hells yeah
vanhelsing, the more recent one, is pretty awesome
#31 to #26 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Exactly! Plus, I'm studying medicine, so blood doesn't bother me like it does some people, it's weird what people are scared of :) Anyway, I need to sleep now, so don't think I'm ignoring you :D It's, like, 1:00am here and I've been on the booze and homework route :/ It was nice talking to you, though, we must do this another time XD It's nice having someone to talk to horror films:) Thanks xx
#32 to #31 - blueboysixnine
(11/12/2010) [-]
lameeee. its 12 in the afternoon here. haha. o well. sleep good
#29 to #26 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Wouldn't let me reply from down :/

Gore doesn't really bother me much now, though it used to, I think /b/ helped with that :D

I just get paranoid about things sneaking up on me :S
#30 to #29 - blueboysixnine
(11/12/2010) [-]
yeah. exactly. used to it now. so i could walk down the street where someones head got exploded under a truck tyre and be like "neat" *camera*

and i always dash for the bed when i turn the light off. they might grab my feet and pull me under the bed D:
#27 to #26 - NiceMelons (11/12/2010) [-]
Great, I shall see it XD
I think the older ones can be good still, though people joke about them :3 Psychological thrillers freak me out, though:/ Is it gore, for you?
#28 to #27 - blueboysixnine
(11/12/2010) [-]
gore is good
gore threads on /b/ = mind blown (literally for some people)
#4 - xxSiLENTx (11/06/2010) [-]
I was banned for 6 hours for this:
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#34 to #4 - adamperna (12/24/2010) [-]
i got ******* banned for 36 hours for i dont even
#5 to #4 - NiceMelons (11/06/2010) [-]
Are you serious?
#6 to #5 - xxSiLENTx (11/06/2010) [-]
yep. ******* ********.
#7 to #6 - NiceMelons (11/07/2010) [-]
I know:/ People flag anything.
#1 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
penis






that is all

1st
#2 to #1 - lifealert (10/15/2010) [-]
2nd subscriber.

cheers
:)
#3 to #2 - NiceMelons (10/15/2010) [-]
Thanks :D