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NexusSeven

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
Last Login:4/26/2016
Location:Buffalo NY
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6100 total,  7082 ,  982
Comment Thumbs: 9420 total,  11578 ,  2158
Content Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 160 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 161 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 294 Comments: Post Master → Level 295 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:11
Content Views:181437
Times Content Favorited:352 times
Total Comments Made:3291
FJ Points:15890
Favorite Tags: fuck (2) | is (2) | Just kidding the (2)
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    Wooper doesn't give a shit Wooper doesn't give a shit
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    IN THE FACE!!! IN THE FACE!!!

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#67 - It wasn't so much that the lights went out but a lot of the br… 02/12/2013 on American Football Logic +3
#20 - LLLLLEEETTTSS PLAY! 02/12/2013 on Diamond +5
#258 - When isolated, do you still get things like heat, electricity,…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Jail or Isolation. +2
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#268 - Marker (02/12/2013) [-]
Even if not, there are plenty of ways around it. Electricity isn't always necessary, heat can be obtained by building a fire, and there may be a water source nearby (river, lake, etc.)
#265 - If you would've asked like a normal person yes, but you tried …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on NexusSeven's profile 0
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#266 - jtastic (01/30/2013) [-]
Well its just that I really need those points and curtiousy is the best way to do so
#25 - Don't act like you wouldn't like it. 01/27/2013 on When my OC makes the Frontpage 0
#21 - Or it could've gone the Lions route...I mean, if they ever mad… 12/29/2012 on daaaaaa bears +1
#71 - I have no idea what the **** just happened...Which makes it ev… 12/28/2012 on bign bong therry +8
#27 - Comment deleted 12/26/2012 on tommy jeffy 0
#6 - Assassins Creed: Harlem 12/24/2012 on Assassin's Creed 0
#24 - Realizing that she's not really a model, but actually a 14ft L… 12/23/2012 on sexy +5
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#269 - darealsnooki ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Can you make your first comment since 2013, and reply to me?
#268 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
#264 - jtastic (01/30/2013) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you are an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
#265 to #264 - NexusSeven (01/30/2013) [-]
If you would've asked like a normal person yes, but you tried way too hard.
#266 to #265 - jtastic (01/30/2013) [-]
Well its just that I really need those points and curtiousy is the best way to do so
#260 - twista **User deleted account**
has deleted their comment [-]
#261 to #260 - NexusSeven (08/22/2012) [-]
I feel like he is the intellectual savior of the unwashed masses.
#254 - guitarheroadam (08/19/2012) [-]
Are you psychic?
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#255 to #254 - guitarheroadam (08/19/2012) [-]
****. Pic instead.

#256 to #255 - NexusSeven (08/19/2012) [-]
Yes. My name is Shawn Spencer and I work for the Santa Barbara Police Department.
#257 to #256 - guitarheroadam (08/19/2012) [-]
Does that make me Ovaltine Jenkins?
#258 to #257 - NexusSeven (08/20/2012) [-]
Or Hummingbird Saltalamachia...maybe Dee Buttersnaps. But I prefer MC Clap your hands...With a z.
#259 to #258 - guitarheroadam (08/20/2012) [-]
You are my new favorite person.

I wish there was some sort of award I could give you.
#204 - thecaptainawesome (11/24/2011) [-]
You, yes you! Look at your profile pic. You should feel awesome, because you ARE awesome. CM Punk nation.
#197 - CHEENO (10/12/2011) [-]
D: Why'd you delete me?
#198 to #249 - NexusSeven (10/12/2011) [-]
was making cuts.
#199 to #250 - CHEENO (10/12/2011) [-]
But.....but....I thought we were buds cause of our WWE knowledge. *super sad face*
#200 to #251 - NexusSeven (10/12/2011) [-]
Well we haven't spoken in a long while. You weren't the only one...as a matter of fact I'm still cutting people now.
#201 to #252 - CHEENO (10/13/2011) [-]
Well if you do get bored, and want to talk WWE stuff. Feel free to message me. FJers stick by eachother.
#202 to #253 - NexusSeven (10/13/2011) [-]
Alright.
#152 - monkeymage (03/06/2011) [-]
PLEASE EAT A FAT DICK FROM THIS GUY
PLEASE EAT A FAT DICK FROM THIS GUY
#153 to #195 - NexusSeven (03/07/2011) [-]
Ok...do you think that hurts me or whats the point of it?
#154 to #196 - monkeymage (03/11/2011) [-]
I just dont appreciate try hards who say another mans post is reposted when he himself has no real talent whatsoever, and your not 12 years old anymore so the wrestling dick tickling fantasies need to stop. Thanks :)
#155 to #197 - NexusSeven (03/11/2011) [-]
How am I having "wrestling dick tickling fantasies"? If you cant speak intelligently than don't speak to me. I have already patched things up with the guy so kindly blow it out your ass.
#156 to #198 - monkeymage (03/12/2011) [-]
If you have then their is no need to get flustered about it. how can you say you have a mature, expansive vocabulary when you reply to me with 'blow it out your ass"?
#157 to #199 - NexusSeven (03/12/2011) [-]
Simply because I simply can. And you have yet to answer my other question.
#158 to #200 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
You named your profile after a ******* wrestling team that I only know about because i saw te commercials. you probably touch your self whilst watcing it. Because you can doesnt mean you must.
#159 to #201 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
I named it after a wrestling team simply because I watch the programming. I also watch the NFL,NBA,and NHL but that doesn't mean I "touch myself" whilst watching it. And I believe in this instance can does indeed mean must.
#160 to #202 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
I too watch sports programming, but you dont see me naming my profile "bear fan" or "hawks fan 18"
#161 to #203 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
Blackhawks?? But back to the point at hand,just because you didn't doesn't mean I can't.
#162 to #204 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
True, but im not saying you cant now am i? im only incinuating that you have a little bit of mental problems to get this in depth with fake combat. Its complete acting, and the fights are decided before they start.
#174 to #205 - FJerJB (04/10/2011) [-]
hey dickhead, im a fan of wrestling too, and u can get into the matches, they do cool moves and they have good stories. in movies they know the ending and everythings staged but people still watch it, so **** off
#175 to #217 - monkeymage (04/23/2011) [-]
the grown ups are talking so please go home
#176 to #218 - FJerJB (04/23/2011) [-]
no need to be a jackass....just why are u so bothered by something that people like? it just bothered me, sorry
#163 to #205 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
Of that I am completely aware. I don't think watching and being a fan of it states any bit of mental instability but I digress.
#164 to #206 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
The definition of insanity is repeating the same action over and over again and expecting a different outcome each time. by wathcing a fight with a predetermined winner, you are exhibting mental instiblity. But i digress...
#165 to #207 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
Thats actually an Albert Einstein quote.a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia) <<<<< Thats the definition of insanity.
#166 to #208 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
you once again are wrong, good sir. if you look harder, you will see that that is the old definition.
#167 to #209 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
I will stand by your definition being a quote from the great Albert Einstein. But riddle me this, a sitcom is pre-written,a play or movie is pre-written,so does that make a person crazy to enjoy them?
#168 to #210 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
Everyone containsinsanity. we kno that a sitcom will playout accordingly, but you stare blindly at a screen betting, praying, and hoping one wrestler will win over another, but whoever was picked backstage to win will.
#169 to #211 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
I do not do this. The small children do but I watch it because I enjoy watching it. Again muc like somebody would enjoy a sitcom. I know its predetermined but I enjoy watching the backstage writing come to life on screen.
#170 to #212 - monkeymage (03/13/2011) [-]
But you still wish for a certain fighter to win over another do you not?
#173 to #213 - NexusSeven (03/14/2011) [-]
If you are looking a a total and complete literalness than I guess.
#171 to #213 - NexusSeven (03/13/2011) [-]
There may be the once in a long while lapse in judgement that I forget. But I find it hard to see how that may be construed as mentally impaired.
#172 to #214 - monkeymage
(03/14/2011) [-]
anything and everything is construed as mentally impaired.
#109 - FJerJB (10/24/2010) [-]
barett lost 2nite!!! **** finish tho
#76 - SlowMissiles (10/03/2010) [-]
OMG... NEXUS WIN.. NEXUS.. WIN!!!! FINALLY SOME REAL ENTERTAINEMENT
#77 to #98 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
I think Husky was the guy in the red shirt who nailed Cena. Looked like him
#78 to #99 - PlayTurtle (10/03/2010) [-]
Cenation is over finally Nexus is the new face of the company
#79 to #100 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
Hell yea
#80 to #101 - PlayTurtle (10/03/2010) [-]
but who the **** was that guy who hit cena
whoever he was i thank him
#81 to #102 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
It looked like Husky Harris(did you watch NXT season 2)
#82 to #103 - PlayTurtle (10/03/2010) [-]
ya the one with that asian dude that won
even if alex riley was the won to win
#83 to #104 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
Yep Kaval. But if you think about it. He looked like him in his hairstyle and I just watched season 2 parts again. Don't know why...and it looked like him. Just saying.
#84 to #105 - PlayTurtle (10/03/2010) [-]
you know now your making me think about it
#85 to #106 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
Yeah. And maybe the other dude was McGillicutty. Maybe his so called"Genesis" was him defecting to Nexus.
#86 to #107 - PlayTurtle (10/03/2010) [-]
hhmmmmm... i wonder how cena will react to this i mean can u imagine him coming out with a Nexus shirt
#87 to #108 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
Like this.
#115 to #109 - boblikepie (11/01/2010) [-]
#88 to #109 - PlayTurtle (10/03/2010) [-]
what..............the................****!!!!
uhhh... anyways im pissed cuz i didnt get to see David Otunga's plan
#90 to #110 - SlowMissiles (10/04/2010) [-]
lol... that was Otunga Plan.. it worked perfectly.
#91 to #112 - NexusSeven (10/04/2010) [-]
Exactly. Do you think the same theroy that McGillicutty and Harris are the "fans" that attacked Cena.
#92 to #113 - SlowMissiles (10/05/2010) [-]
I can Belive... Cena Helped Barret to win... If Cena become... Heel.. he may slowly win my respect.
#93 to #114 - NexusSeven (10/05/2010) [-]
Damn right
#89 to #110 - NexusSeven (10/03/2010) [-]
I think that was his plan...