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NeonPotato

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Date Signed Up:11/23/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Comment Ranking:#29897
Highest Content Rank:#6566
Highest Comment Rank:#2486
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Level 16 Content: New Here → Level 17 Content: New Here
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#966 - Age:18 Nationality:British Gender: Male Hometown:L… 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#6 - Yeah I forgot to login, just wanted to say thank you again 09/01/2014 on ow 0
#3669 - **NeonPotato rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#253 - Red light indicates doors are secured with my penis. 12/12/2013 on Have fun +1
#2 - Why do I find club penguin so funny.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Do it +333
#82 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#90 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
....I thought this was no longer posted? Oh well, guess it was too good to last.
User avatar #95 - iamaniceperson (06/29/2013) [-]
Haven't you noticed? When we stop talking about asians that can read minds, he start posting this again so we talk about it again. Just ignore him, and don't make jokes about asians that can read minds, he will leave...
#87 - walkerjam (06/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 - ilikebuttsex (06/29/2013) [-]
same, i think its coz its supposed to be a kids game, imagining kids saying shit like that, and the penguins themselves are all round and fat...
#53 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
For me, I think a part of it is that I imagine a seven year old playing as the waiter.
#31 - rainbowrush (06/29/2013) [-]
Because it's funny as hell
#5 - neurofuzzy (06/28/2013) [-]
"What? No, you just got a debit card last week. There was $1,000 in there! What the hell did you spend it all on?!"
"...c- club penguin..."
#29 - SPOILER ALERT! Hannah Montana is Miley Cyrus.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on spoiler alert! +1
User avatar #32 - spawnsy (06/17/2013) [-]
Don't you FUCKING lie to me!
#907 - London, England 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#35 - Picture 06/10/2013 on My current wallpaper 0
#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on My current wallpaper 0
#35 - NeonPotato (06/10/2013) [-]
#4 - Is it that he's way too 'tired' I don't know i'm sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on intend the unintended 0
User avatar #5 - unemployeddonkey (05/31/2013) [-]
yeeees it was
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#1 - bobJML (09/12/2011) [-]
What's up NeonPotato?
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