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Neodude

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Date Signed Up:1/20/2010
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#2 - Jesus ******* christ the noise it makes when it gets ******* o…  [+] (3 replies) 04/08/2016 on Slowly judging you +25
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#3 - MaelRadec (04/08/2016) [-]
this is actually disturbing... i know imagine a few bethesda workers grabbing a bat with razor and with a bunch of street cats in the audio room and todd haword watching creepily.
"Do it" he says "for the immersion"
#4 - greenimp (04/08/2016) [-]
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#5 - MaelRadec (04/08/2016) [-]
all those special features
#9 - Dude, the kid had the mental capabilities of a ******* 6 year …  [+] (1 reply) 04/08/2016 on Literal autist 0
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#12 - aodahn (04/08/2016) [-]
Doesn't matter what needs the kid has. Retarded or not, you raise em right, they'll know better.

None of this bullshit "My potato can't control his reactions". It's complete bullshit. You let them get away with something small early on, and they gradually get worse and worse. My brother was the exact same way, the teachers were legitimately scared for the way he acted until I broke his arm. He would also get punished for anything bad he did, although he would start to slip after a couple days originally, each punishment kept him sane for longer.

Swearing? To the corner and get yelled the fuck out.
Punched me? I'd hit him right fucking back, and he gets sent to the corner.
Pulled a knife on me? Broke his fucking arm, and he had to sit in the corner until the ambulance arrived, and then he had to sit in the corner when we got back from the hospital for the rest of the day while I helped dad break the majority of his toys as punishment.

And you know what happened? He's turned out to be a decent potato, in the past 17 years, he has had ONE, I repeat, ONE, physical outburstss since he got his arm broken, AND it was out of self defense. His grade's bully(aged 14 at the time) decided to push him down a couple times during recess, according to the report from the teachers, he asked the boy to stop 3 times, AND GAVE A WARNING, before going ham, breaking the kids nose and giving him a concussion. So don't give me that shit that potatos are any else capable of controlling themselves. They don't bother to control themselves, because you let them get away with shit.
#53 - What anime was that ******* blood flood **** from?  [+] (1 reply) 04/08/2016 on Fettuccine and Shrimp Alfredo 0
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#62 - unlucki (04/08/2016) [-]
evangelion is what it looks like i dont recall it from the original series might be from the movies
#52 - yyou'll find its really realyl easy to start diving in hard oc…  [+] (1 reply) 04/06/2016 on Uncharted 4 Rope Combat in... 0
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#53 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
well thats good
but easy or not I just need to be pushed onto the first floor and maybe I can work with just that, go up myself
#50 - well, definitely best of luck with that man.  [+] (3 replies) 04/06/2016 on Uncharted 4 Rope Combat in... 0
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#51 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
all I need, I reckon, is to have my hand forced so I know the basics
I think if I have that down i can gather up the momentum to really dive into it on my own, so that even if I fail the class it serves it's purpose
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#52 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
yyou'll find its really realyl easy to start diving in hard ocne you've got the basics, for a while i was running 18 hour days
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#53 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
well thats good
but easy or not I just need to be pushed onto the first floor and maybe I can work with just that, go up myself
#48 - oh cool  [+] (5 replies) 04/06/2016 on Uncharted 4 Rope Combat in... 0
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#49 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
A district of the city called Arabia, funny enough
I shoudlve just gone with that tbh

"yeah Im gonna study 3d in Arabia"
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#50 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
well, definitely best of luck with that man.
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#51 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
all I need, I reckon, is to have my hand forced so I know the basics
I think if I have that down i can gather up the momentum to really dive into it on my own, so that even if I fail the class it serves it's purpose
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#52 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
yyou'll find its really realyl easy to start diving in hard ocne you've got the basics, for a while i was running 18 hour days
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#53 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
well thats good
but easy or not I just need to be pushed onto the first floor and maybe I can work with just that, go up myself
#46 - where are you taking these classes? if you dont mind my asking  [+] (7 replies) 04/06/2016 on Uncharted 4 Rope Combat in... 0
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#47 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
helsinki
where I live
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#48 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
oh cool
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#49 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
A district of the city called Arabia, funny enough
I shoudlve just gone with that tbh

"yeah Im gonna study 3d in Arabia"
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#50 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
well, definitely best of luck with that man.
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#51 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
all I need, I reckon, is to have my hand forced so I know the basics
I think if I have that down i can gather up the momentum to really dive into it on my own, so that even if I fail the class it serves it's purpose
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#52 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
yyou'll find its really realyl easy to start diving in hard ocne you've got the basics, for a while i was running 18 hour days
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#53 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
well thats good
but easy or not I just need to be pushed onto the first floor and maybe I can work with just that, go up myself
#33 - Bitch that aint any way to go about it. I wanted to get into t…  [+] (9 replies) 04/06/2016 on Uncharted 4 Rope Combat in... 0
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#37 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
No Ive got a plan
it doesnt involve moving anywhere but it involves making the progress start beyond my own control, so that it'll actually happen instead of me putting off day after day after day

Trust me I want to just dive in head first and do the thing but I dont
I cant really pinpoint a single reason I dont but I dont
so Im waiting for the start of these classes I signed up for, thinking if I make it so that someone else MAKES me start then I can go on with the momentum even if the academic attempt fails

so
one day
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#46 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
where are you taking these classes? if you dont mind my asking
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#47 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
helsinki
where I live
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#48 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
oh cool
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#49 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
A district of the city called Arabia, funny enough
I shoudlve just gone with that tbh

"yeah Im gonna study 3d in Arabia"
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#50 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
well, definitely best of luck with that man.
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#51 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
all I need, I reckon, is to have my hand forced so I know the basics
I think if I have that down i can gather up the momentum to really dive into it on my own, so that even if I fail the class it serves it's purpose
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#52 - Neodude (04/06/2016) [-]
yyou'll find its really realyl easy to start diving in hard ocne you've got the basics, for a while i was running 18 hour days
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#53 - captainprincess (04/06/2016) [-]
well thats good
but easy or not I just need to be pushed onto the first floor and maybe I can work with just that, go up myself
#7 - Yep..like..it looks like these guys do this as a profession..s…  [+] (1 reply) 04/04/2016 on So Relaxing +1
#8 - zipov (04/04/2016) [-]
Yep, and no loose clothing or dangly bits.
This one dude in a company not far away from mine was using this:
He was wearing a long trenchcoaty thing, all untied, of course, and blocked the machine to keep going without pressing the trigger. Needless to say, his clothing got caught, and the cutter started tearing away at him.

Oh, did I mention he was working by himself and over a minute passed before someone heard the screams and pulled the plug?

He survived, but ended up looking like deadpool.
#4 - JESUS ******* CHRIST WEARING GLOVES WHILE USING POWER TOOLS.  [+] (3 replies) 04/04/2016 on So Relaxing 0
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#6 - zipov (04/04/2016) [-]
I know, right? You only have to see a man get sucked into machinery once to shudder at the very thought of using gloves with power tools.
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#7 - Neodude (04/04/2016) [-]
Yep..like..it looks like these guys do this as a profession..so the fact that he was doing that is even worse. My grandfather always said, in regards to gloves around machinery, better half your finger than whole hand
#8 - zipov (04/04/2016) [-]
Yep, and no loose clothing or dangly bits.
This one dude in a company not far away from mine was using this:
He was wearing a long trenchcoaty thing, all untied, of course, and blocked the machine to keep going without pressing the trigger. Needless to say, his clothing got caught, and the cutter started tearing away at him.

Oh, did I mention he was working by himself and over a minute passed before someone heard the screams and pulled the plug?

He survived, but ended up looking like deadpool.