Nekatroz

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Gender: male
Age: 62
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Date Signed Up:1/24/2010
Last Login:2/01/2015
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#8 - Picture 4 hours ago on Larry 0
#423 - Tendies loving Good Boy 5 hours ago on Rename anonymous! +2
#160 - FJ, the Knight. 6 hours ago on Dragon and Dink +2
#124 - So black it will rob you at daylight and you wont see it coming. 7 hours ago on Blacker +3
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#34 - Now you talking about THE OMNIHANGER THE BEST TOOL FO… 01/30/2015 on best 0
#30 - You need a triple hook.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on best +1
#33 - adhdtookmyaccount (01/30/2015) [-]
Why stop at 3?
User avatar #34 - Nekatroz (01/30/2015) [-]
Now you talking about THE OMNIHANGER

THE BEST TOOL FOR ABORTION

"IT'S SO EFFICIENT, THAT IT WILL UNMAKE THE FETUS"
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#68 - hongkonglongdong (01/29/2015) [-]
>Be me dreaming
>Go to toilet
>Remember that I'm in a dream just in time to stop myself
>Decide to jerk off
>Grab dick
>It turns into play-doh and moulds to my hand
>I freak out and pull the head off
>Spend rest of dream desperately trying to fix dick, including visiting a sage on a mountain top

And that's the only relevant dream I have. Usually when I'm in a dream I have the good sense to create a girl out of thin air rather than try to do it myself.
#100 - funpunk (01/30/2015) [-]
Visiting a sage on a mountaintop to fix your broken dick... I would read/watch the hell out of that.
User avatar #69 - kunterz (01/29/2015) [-]
Are you able to do it though?
#70 - hongkonglongdong (01/29/2015) [-]
Well, yeah. Usually the dream ends before anything get's finished, though. When it doesn't, something like my grandfather walking in to tell me about some developing political situation I have to deal with causes me to lose interest in the girl/s. Dreams are...strange.
User avatar #72 - kunterz (01/29/2015) [-]
Why does your grandma walk in? that's just a perfect situation for the word akward.
#149 - hongkonglongdong (01/30/2015) [-]
It was a dream. The dude (it was my grandfather) just walked in and told me that I was "needed in the drawing room" where everything turned into that political bit from Dragon Commander (down to the advisers). I had to deal with an army moving towards the capital and increasing unrest due to barbarian mercenaries becoming de facto rulers of our outlying provinces.

I'd been reading about the fall of the Roman Empire a lot.
User avatar #152 - kunterz (01/30/2015) [-]
Your dreams sound fun, I'd like to hop into them sometime.

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User avatar #32 to #31 - Nekatroz (06/21/2014) [-]
I love you, magnificent bastard.
User avatar #25 - HOLY FUCK (03/29/2011) [-]
hey man where is your avatar from?
User avatar #27 to #77 - Nekatroz (03/29/2011) [-]
That a good question, because I don't know
User avatar #28 to #79 - HOLY FUCK (04/05/2011) [-]
well then wat is it? :3
User avatar #29 to #80 - Nekatroz (04/05/2011) [-]
First I thought that it was the guy from pughkeepsie
User avatar #30 to #81 - HOLY FUCK (04/05/2011) [-]
oh lol
User avatar #22 - roflstorm (03/08/2011) [-]
yo were did you get that 'come at me bro' pic on tiger blood?
User avatar #23 to #38 - Nekatroz (03/08/2011) [-]
In a thread
User avatar #24 to #39 - roflstorm (03/08/2011) [-]
nice. how do ya liking the pic i made?
User avatar #15 - emocupcake (03/06/2011) [-]
...your avatar is.....AWESOME
User avatar #16 to #31 - Nekatroz (03/06/2011) [-]
Thanks, you are cute
User avatar #17 to #32 - emocupcake (03/06/2011) [-]
o.o
you know what i look like? o_0
User avatar #18 to #33 - Nekatroz (03/06/2011) [-]
Muahahahahahahahahhahaha
User avatar #19 to #34 - emocupcake (03/06/2011) [-]
how do you know?
User avatar #20 to #35 - Nekatroz (03/06/2011) [-]
Next time, check on your window
User avatar #21 to #36 - emocupcake (03/06/2011) [-]
D:
you sir is my new stalker x3
User avatar #26 to #37 - HOLY FUCK (03/29/2011) [-]
i thought i wuz :3
User avatar #8 - aidenw (02/18/2011) [-]
Whats your dp? :3
User avatar #9 to #24 - Nekatroz (02/18/2011) [-]
dp?
User avatar #10 to #25 - aidenw (02/18/2011) [-]
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the bent over thingy D:
User avatar #11 to #26 - Nekatroz (02/18/2011) [-]
I don't know, I just keep it under my bed and feed him with the kifds in my basemnt
User avatar #12 to #27 - aidenw (02/18/2011) [-]
LOL
can i borrow him
my nephews doing my nuts in D:
User avatar #13 to #28 - Nekatroz (02/19/2011) [-]
You have to rape them in order to feed him with them
User avatar #14 to #29 - aidenw (02/19/2011) [-]
done-
User avatar #3 - xtiggerx (02/15/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR IS ****** CREEPY DX
User avatar #4 to #19 - Nekatroz (02/15/2011) [-]
Thanks, I kept him under my bed
User avatar #5 to #20 - xtiggerx (02/15/2011) [-]
that was a VERY scary movie because i bought my dads truck in poughkeepsie a few weeks before he got caught
User avatar #6 to #21 - Nekatroz (02/15/2011) [-]
You are awesome
User avatar #7 to #22 - xtiggerx (02/15/2011) [-]
lol ty i loved the movie though XD
#1 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
i have no idea why, but i think a really awesome person. merry christmas good sir
#2 to #17 - anonymous (12/25/2010) [-]
you're*
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