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#3234 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
*Nosferatu walks in* greetings my friend. i've been told of the events of last night. it seems everything interesting always happens when i am away.
#3235 to #3271 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
Oh yes. Things have been Very interesting as of late.
#3236 to #3272 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Oh, and this must be the newest member of the family! i've been waiting to meet you. what was his name again?
#3237 to #3273 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
His name is Sardonicus. After the Sardonicus smile. For even the dead will smile at how beautiful he is.
#3242 to #3274 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
He truly is. it's been too long since i've seen such innocence in a being. i'm happy for you. is Moonlight doing okay?
#3244 to #3279 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
She's fine. Shes just resting after a giving birth to this bundle of joy. She should be fine in the next day or two. She's sleeping right now so im watching over Sardonicus for now.
#3247 to #3281 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
That was kind of you. now, i wish to talk to you about something.
#3249 to #3284 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
Oh? What about?
#3253 to #3286 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
This whole business with gods and titans... a simple vampire has no place in it. i will always help you where i can, but i dare not fight in any battles. i simply am not powerful enough to make any difference. its not that i fear for my life. its quite the opposite. i would march with you without question if you asked it of me, but i feel that perhaps i would be more useful elsewhere.
#3254 to #3290 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
Alright, Where do you think you would be the most useful?
#3260 to #3291 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Necronius, with your blessing, i would like to be a guardian of your son. i think he'll need one in these times. i would watch over him and come to his aid whenever he would need it.
#3261 to #3297 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
Very well then, I trust you will do your best to take good care of him when I or moonlight can not.
#3262 to #3298 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Thank you. i promise you i will give everything i can to keep him safe. including my life. now, then, since i am to be watching over Sardonicus, i think it would be wise for me to set up a mind-link with him, like i have with Firebolt. it will allow me to feel and see what he does, and it would alert me to any possible danger he would be in.
#3263 to #3299 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
Its not going to hurt him is it?
#3264 to #3300 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Not at all. from what i can tell, all that he will feel is a slight tingling. and it only takes a few seconds.
#3265 to #3301 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
Alright little one, Go over to Nosferatu.
*The little Alicorn stumbles to get up and slowly walks over to Nosferatu looking at him with wonder in his eyes*
#3269 to #3302 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
My, what a glorious young lad you are! you're going to grow up to be something great someday. i can that as clearly as Clockwork! now then, just keep calm... *Nosferatu gently places a hoof on the foal's forehead and closes his eyes. he seems slightly frightened, but Sardonicus keeps still. after a moment Nosferatu takes his hoof away* there we go. all finished! now, go on back to your daddy! *as the young foal does so, Nosferatu closes his eyes again* works like a charm. well, what an interesting perspective. everything seems so much bigger from his point of view!
#3270 to #3306 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
*The young colt sits infront of Necronius somewhat confused at just what happened, But Necronius smiles at Sardonicus so the young colt does the same.* Well look at you! Arent you a brave little thing?
#3271 to #3307 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
He gets it from his father. now, since i am to be watching over him from now on, i suppose it would make sense to make Tartarus my permanent residence. i was planning on moving out of that dusty old lair soon, anyway. what do you say?
#3272 to #3308 - Nazistick (04/19/2012) [-]
I would be Honored. There are plenty of places for you to live here in my castle.
#3273 to #3309 - coolponyboy ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
Thank you. I shall go and retrieve my things immediatly. and please, if you or Lady Moonlight ever need anything at all, dont hesitate to ask.
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