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#196 - And here I thought you were banished for your sins...I guess i… 8 hours ago on FPS logic 0
#7 - I half expected Smaug to sing...  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on The Colbert Report Final... 0
User avatar #10 - fatspartan (9 hours ago) [-]
I would have loved had that happened, but I think they blew what little budget they had bringing back LITERALLY EVERY LIVING GUEST COLBERT EVER HAD to sing "We'll Meet Again"

Also, if someone could get me the gif of when he was standing on the roof after the song when he shouts "WHAT DO I DO NOW?" I would love them
#2 - U wot m8? R u avin a giggle m8? Ill bash ye fookin head for st… 12/20/2014 on ORIGINAL PICTURE DO NOT STEAL +1
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#35 - Yeah I gotta agree, Thats pretty gay. 12/19/2014 on Idk +1
#29 - Admin no! Glorious Leader, NO! 12/19/2014 on Final Scene To The Interview 0
#104 - I laughed to hard at this. 12/19/2014 on Revolution Intensifies +3
#14 - Dirty Imperial Milkdrinkers < Glorious Stormcloak Master race.  [+] (45 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
User avatar #36 - lulzdealer (12/19/2014) [-]
Fun fact: the Thalmor consider Ulfric Stormcloak an asset. They want Skyrim to secede just as much as he does.

Because, as has been stated, a weakened Empire spells prime real estate for those elven fucks.

Fuck Ulfric. Get Empire.
User avatar #53 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
Nothing humours me more than people thinking that, since the Thalmor say Ulfric is an "asset". They want him to START the war... they don't want him to win.

And it's the Empire's fault the Thalmor are in Skyrim, if the Stormcloaks win, they will kick them out.
#16 - titletaker (12/19/2014) [-]
I understand your position, as I held the same one before I educated myself. The Stormcloaks are appealing on the surface, but nothing changes if they win, in fact, it gets worse: After the Stormcloaks win, the Empire wound send more forces to take it back. After the Empire wins, they retract most of their forces, leaving behind a slight number to help support Skyrim.
The Empire works with the Thlamor, yes. But they have no love for them. They work with them out of necessity. They even help to foil their attempts at unraveling Mundus, which is their true goal in Skyrim, not helping to quell the rebellion and sniff out Talos-worship (That's just a bonus for them).

Help defend Skyrim. Stomp out the Stormcloaks!
#89 - vetrngrbando (12/20/2014) [-]
but the Dovahkiin can just massacre the rest of the imperial forces...He's a one man army
User avatar #56 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
>The Great War
>The Empire isn't doing so great
>Instead of fighting until the end, they decide to puss out, even though the Dominion is almost as crippled as they are
>Run away, and leave Hammerfell to fight alone
>The Redguards drive them out, proving that yes, it was possible for them to win
>Wait 'till ANOTHER Great War starts
>Meanwhile, allow the Thalmor to stomp out any Talos worshipper they see

Empire logic, best logic.
User avatar #97 - huntergriff (12/20/2014) [-]
>join imperials
>stomp out stormcloaks
>execute ulfric
>become high king of skyrim
>Declare war against the thalmor
>???????????
>Profit
#98 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
>Join Stormcloaks
>Stomp out Imperials
>Execute Tullius
>Leave the politic crap to Brocloak
>Declare war against the thalmor
>????????????
>Profit






... Now that I think about it, Stormcloaks and Imperials aren't all that different, honestly.
#99 - huntergriff (12/20/2014) [-]
>Implying the stormcloaks can sustain themselves after a war.
>Implying the stormcloaks won't make skyrim a 3rd world country like north korea
>implying communism is in any way good for skyrim

Was getting caught part of your plan?
User avatar #100 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
>Implying the imperials deserve to exist after fucking over Skyrim
>Implying Skyrim and the Stormcloaks can't sustain themselves
>Implying Ulfric coud even kiss the ground our Glorious Leader walks over

Nigga wat
User avatar #102 - huntergriff (12/20/2014) [-]
>implying the imperials weren't forced to fuck over skyrim
>Implying they can
>Implying he won't.

_
User avatar #103 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
>Implying they were
>Implying they can't
>Implying he can really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.
User avatar #105 - huntergriff (12/20/2014) [-]
>Implying they weren't
>implying they can
>implying he can't

you think darkness is your ally?
User avatar #115 - psychosamurai (18 hours ago) [-]
>Implying they were
>Implying they can
>Implying implications

Cry, there is no meaning in life! Run, there is no answer! I, myself, am all of you humans!!!
User avatar #58 - titletaker (12/20/2014) [-]
Almost as crippled, but not as crippled. "Pussed out"? Sounds more like "Chose to live" to me.
User avatar #63 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
They could have won, but they decided "nah, let's allow them to enter our land and kill anyone who follows a religion they don't agree on". Let's also remember that Nord culture promotes battle-hunger and honor, meaning they'd prefer to fight 'till they drop.

There's also the fact that an alliance with Hammerfell would screw those guys over. But they decided to run away. More information here.

colonelkillabee.tumblr.com/post/69003076647/stormcloak-bible-part-2-the-moral-and-governing
User avatar #65 - titletaker (12/20/2014) [-]
You just sent me a source with scum in its title. This is obviously as biased as the both of us are. Next time, send me a source from a neutral party. Still gonna read it for the LOL's.
User avatar #68 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
What? Are you serious? It's called the "Stormcloak bible" to make people see the stormcloak's point of view. And it's pretty much based on facts.
#49 - mendelevium (12/20/2014) [-]
So because a bunch of milk drinkers got fucked by high elves, Skyrim must suffer?

A province fighting for its freedom from a weak and brutal government hell bent on forcing religious belief on people living in a hard land.

Even as half a nation the Stormcloaks needed only the help of one man to destroy the second most powerful army in all of Nirn. Your empire is armless and dying, lost in faith and born in their riches, so fearful of death they leave their own honor at their mothers teat so they can bend the knee to a race of slavers and murderers.

Go on then and fight for your false king, but as you do I'll fight for the side who holds their values true and protects the rights of its people.

Skyrim belongs to the Nords. Not a bunch of knee bending cowards.
User avatar #104 - blackrookfiend (12/20/2014) [-]
At the end of the day, if the Stormcloaks win, Nirn will become undone.

Not to mention that as you should well know, Ulfric was BROKEN by the Aldmeri Dominion. He was their puppet. The civil war is a means to the Dominion's Ends.

So what do you say now, Stormcloak? Do you still follow your pawn of a Jarl knowing full well he was used and tampered with by the very elves you fault the Sovereign Empire for making peace with so as to work against them?
User avatar #117 - psychosamurai (16 hours ago) [-]
How about the fact that they wanted him to start the war? Not win the war?

Funny how you Imperials go on and on about how Ulfric is an "asset" and how much of a tool he is, while preaching that it's the Empire's effort that the Thalmor are not in Skyrim, while not bothering to look behind them to see the exact Thalmor they're talking about abusing followers of mighty Talos.

What do you say, Imperial? What say you in defence of your milk-drinking emperor, who gave up all of Skyrim at the tip of a Altmer blade? What say you to attack the true sons and daughters of Skyrim, who detach themselves from your pathethic little throne in order to put an end to the fight you ran away from?
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User avatar #108 - mendelevium (12/20/2014) [-]
He fought in the war yes, but by the side of Imperials in the hope they could win the war.

When the empire coward and cried and begged for mercy, ulfric held a sword in hand and to this day we fight the thalmor.

You the true high king a coward yet your whole nation huddles in fear, while we still fight.
User avatar #109 - blackrookfiend (12/20/2014) [-]
Talos knew when to fight and when not to fight. He was a shrewd tactician. We should do the same, yet instead of being able to enact our vengeance, we are stuck coddling a child that will not bow it's head unless it gets the entire bowl of food, in these tough times. All of Tamriel feels the shockwave of the Empire's faltering stance, not just Skyrim. It's merely a difference of knowing that's it's time to grow up and learn that the world doesn't rely on who can swing a sword 100% of the time, and that this is not the time for it.
#66 - pparreira (12/20/2014) [-]
Fine, then instead why don't the stormcloaks go defy the thalmor then?




User avatar #90 - Zaxplab (12/20/2014) [-]
The Redguards did that same thing. It got to the point where THEY were able to be the aggressors. They were sending men to skyrim to look for traitors who helped the thalmor
#69 - mendelevium (12/20/2014) [-]
We already do.
And we do not run from them like the imperials.

Run from your High elf masters, let the men fight.
User avatar #48 - rdangerdash (12/20/2014) [-]
And the Stormcloaks are also horrible racists.
#76 - mendelevium (12/20/2014) [-]
Ever hear of Japanese internment?
In times of war the people may not trust the enemy, even the enemy's skin.
While it is not right, I can see that, it is needed to keep the peace and help the spirits of the Nords.
A time will come when Elv and Man stand hand in hand, but first the Nords must win.
User avatar #110 - blackrookfiend (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. No. Dark Elves don't even share the same landmass as the High Elves and yet the STORMCLOAKS(not anyone else) treats them like absolute manure.

Not to mention that in the first place, the Stormcloaks are fighting on a very self-centered and childish front, acting out against a rule when a threat looms that they all seem to be entirely ignorant of.
User avatar #52 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
The single most idiotic argument here. Can you tell me WHY exactly they're racists?
User avatar #67 - pparreira (12/20/2014) [-]
They want ONLY nords on Skyrim and opresse those who aren't nords
They want purity
User avatar #71 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
"They"? As in, all of the stormcloaks? No. They are xenophobic, and it's completely understandable. Just because you're uncomfortable when a bunch of people from other countries start living next to you, it doesn't means you're racist. Naturally, it's going to change over time.
#57 - themanwithnoplan (12/20/2014) [-]
The Gray Quarter, Argonians aren't allowed within city walls (any that do live there live outside in the docks and in the Argonian Assembage). Both of these things were ordered by Ulfric.

Any elf living is ostracized by many citizens in the city of Windhelm and is accused of helping the Imperials with no proof. There's a scripted event to show you this when you first enter the city.
User avatar #60 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
The Gray Quarter is for elves that bitch and moan about their status instead of working hard. There are other elves in Windhelm that are living just fine, such as the one that sells you horses. Even one of them is living fine and dandy, and says the Dark Elves complain too much instead of earning the Nord's respect.

Argonians aren't allowed in Windhelm because they have a grudge with the Dunmer. Even if you finish the war for the Empire, the new Jarl says to block their entrace "for their own good".

And, there are exactly TWO people that insult the Dunmer when you enter the Hold. One is a drunk and the another is a beggar. None of them are stomcloaks themselves. Do they represent the entire freaking population that lives there? No.

I can respect an Imperial Soldier, they can chose not to be a Stormcloak for a number of reasons (They prefer Romans, the armor is fancier, they might have more strategy, etc), but I'm getting tired of hearing "racists" every single freaking time.
#83 - greyhoundfd (12/20/2014) [-]
It's not only the drunkard and the beggar though. You hear from one guy (I can't remember his name) that Ulfric also ignores any Kahjiit or other non-human trading caravans that get attacked by bandits outside the city, but if a human is attacked and reports it, guards and stormcloaks get diverted to deal with the problem.
User avatar #84 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
Brunwulf Free-Winter. He's the replacement Jarl of Windhelm if you side with the Empire. Needless to say, it's hard to truly believe him. Even if you do, it's possible that Ulfric helps Nords more often because nords are the most common folk in Skyrim. I believe Ufric went with "the needs of the many" mentality on this one, but I admit it's hard to tell since the only source of information we have is Brunwulf, instead of something you can see for yourself.
#85 - greyhoundfd (12/20/2014) [-]
Either way, I'm not going to follow a man who's so bad at keeping his city secure that there is a bandit encampment two minutes from the outer gates
User avatar #87 - psychosamurai (12/20/2014) [-]
"Damn elves. I suppose you can't inform them I have bigger problems at hand? Such as all of Skyrim?"

-Ulfric, during one of the random dialogues triggered sometimes when you enter the Palace of Kings

This quote sums up pretty much most complaints about Ulfric. He's a Jarl, yes, but he also needs to be focused on the war. When it's over, I have no doubt he'll get his shit together.
User avatar #38 - lesolan (12/19/2014) [-]
That, and we totally get to play with all the fun toys.

I.M.P.S The Relentless - Chapter 2: Norca System
User avatar #34 - severepwner (12/19/2014) [-]
I also understand the appeal of the empire. Logistically it would make more sense to use the empire. But there's more to the whole conflict than just politics, and you're dismissing the Dragonborn as a variable.
#24 - KievLeviathan (12/19/2014) [-]
OR
>Stormcloaks win, expell all imperial influence
>Ulfric gets bored
>let's attack the elves lol
>Nords fight to the last man because they're not pussies and elves are fuckbois
>the Nords lose, obviously, but the bloody Nordic campaign cost the elves dearly
>empire comes in and cleans up
>world saved
User avatar #27 - titletaker (12/19/2014) [-]
History lesson: The Akaviri (some hardass dragon-slayers who don't afraid of anything) got almost entirely wiped out by a moderate force of Elves. Nothing flashy. The Empire stepped in, kicked a little but, and got decimated ("Decimated" comes from the number ten, thus "deci-". One-tenth of a force destroyed). The Elves would have won, if the Emperor hadn't called for peace. The Elves saw the advantage of having mortals for allies, and formed the White-Gold Concordat. This would allow the Elves to scour the land of the Pillars of Reality, destroy them, and bring an end to Mundus. The Elves win every time.
Long live the Emperor in His infinite wisdom!
#29 - KievLeviathan (12/19/2014) [-]
That's because the Akaviri were milk drinkers
#18 - pparreira (12/19/2014) [-]
I hear that!
Finnaly, a fellow imperial like me!
User avatar #19 - titletaker (12/19/2014) [-]
It's SO HARD to find Imperial propaganda with Google. All Stormcloak nonsense.
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#7961 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Hi Nazistick, I just remembered that I have said anything to you for quite some time so: Hi, hope you're doing good, have a nice Winter.
(I don't have an account BTW, just wanted to say something to you.)
User avatar #7963 to #7961 - Nazistick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
You have a great winter too, Random Citizen.
#7962 to #7961 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Wait a minute....I just noticed someone called you brother, and you have a (no offence intended) square face........are you a dude?
If so I have been wrong for so long 0.0
User avatar #7964 to #7962 - Nazistick ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Yes, I am a dude. What gave you the impression that I was not a guy?
#7965 to #7964 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm not sure...the way you spoke.
Maybe the hair a bit.
I may have though you were wearing a dress <.<
User avatar #7956 - cognosceteipsum (11/27/2014) [-]
Molester on YouTube?
User avatar #7957 to #7956 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #7958 to #7957 - cognosceteipsum (11/28/2014) [-]
Autocorrect.. are you jokester on youtube?
User avatar #7959 to #7958 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
I am.
User avatar #7960 to #7959 - cognosceteipsum (11/28/2014) [-]
I thought I recognized that avatar!
User avatar #7945 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Your profile picture is from a thread on /mlp/ right? I can't remember which one, exactly, I think it was Anonpony.
User avatar #7947 to #7945 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
No I made the image myself. I never go to 4chan...Not since...That night...
User avatar #7949 to #7947 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Well, it looks like someone there got ahold of your OC.

The current version of the thread isn't using it, though.
User avatar #7946 to #7945 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
If not, someone on there uses pictures of your OC.
#7948 to #7946 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Someone...Stole...My Oc...The oc which Everyone has said time and time again Sucks...The Oc which has been Compared to Cancer...Someone stole My Oc? I dont know weather to be flattered, Insulted or if I should be laughing right now.
User avatar #7950 to #7948 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
No, they didn't steal it, they were more using it as a way to piss people off.
User avatar #7951 to #7950 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh...Well thats alright then. I guess in a way he managed to Spread my Oc around Like a plague. Though I am insulted that he did not ask me first.
User avatar #7953 to #7951 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
It also may not have been yours, but just looked similar.
User avatar #7952 to #7951 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
The previous versions of this thread. It's definitely an irony sort of thing.

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User avatar #7954 to #7952 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Huh. Guess its not me then. Looks like Luna and Sombra had a Love child.
User avatar #7955 to #7954 - deviousdanish ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Not the current one, I do remember seeing one that looks distinctly like yours. I've never been in those threads, so I really don't know what goes on.
#7944 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
tweedle *******
#7942 - carboniteponeight (01/13/2014) [-]
sorry bout the deleted comment but i fixed something in the gif    
you asked for this gif long ago and secretgiver obliged but his sucked   
so here ya go
sorry bout the deleted comment but i fixed something in the gif
you asked for this gif long ago and secretgiver obliged but his sucked
so here ya go
User avatar #7943 to #7942 - Nazistick ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Thank you very much ^.^
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User avatar #7916 - lorkhan (11/25/2013) [-]
There is nothing more cancerous than you in the present moment.
User avatar #7917 to #7916 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
You are mistaken. There is something far more cancerous than me...Im looking at its comments right now.
User avatar #7928 to #7917 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
oh, you mean him.

that was kidna lame. thought you genuinely had someone more cancerous.
User avatar #7929 to #7928 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Well I do know someone Far more cancerous than this person claims me of being... Andre Herring
User avatar #7930 to #7929 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
well you're almost at his level
User avatar #7931 to #7930 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Really? Am I In your face about my OC? No, I leave everyone alone. I have not done anything here lately.
User avatar #7932 to #7931 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
lately is the keyword
User avatar #7933 to #7932 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh here we go. And what pray tell did I do to you that would have you bother me by calling me names?
User avatar #7934 to #7933 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
when did i call you names?
User avatar #7935 to #7934 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Not you yourself. I mean people like That guy who called me Cancerous.
User avatar #7936 to #7935 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
oh.

ask him
User avatar #7937 to #7936 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh he would probably continue to call me cancerous, and I am in too good of a mood to endure that.
User avatar #7938 to #7937 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
you're acting like he killed your family
User avatar #7939 to #7938 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
No im not. I just dont like being bothered. How would you feel if some jackass went to your profile and said that everything you did was cancerous?
User avatar #7940 to #7939 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
It depends

I've had some guy talk lots of **** about me and I was annoyed

but then I got over it because he's a peice of ****

and you are, a littleb it at least
User avatar #7918 to #7917 - lorkhan (11/25/2013) [-]
Thats really swell, because that was a really cool and smart reply. Continue being an asshat.
User avatar #7919 to #7918 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
And you continue to be an uninteresting cad who has nothing better to do than to insult random people.
User avatar #7920 to #7919 - lorkhan (11/25/2013) [-]
And you continue being a pathetic cancerous ********* who thinks he's british.
User avatar #7921 to #7920 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you do me too much credit.
User avatar #7922 to #7921 - lorkhan (11/25/2013) [-]
I first tought you were trolling, but for this long and with this much work in it. Its amazing people like you exist, because I've always imagend people like you to be too extremely tard-like so they couldn't even use a computer.
User avatar #7923 to #7922 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Funny, one could say the same thing about you.
User avatar #7924 to #7923 - lorkhan (11/25/2013) [-]
Are you even trying? Because those "insults" are kind of pathetic. If you just say the same thing again then you're just proving me right about you being backwards
User avatar #7925 to #7924 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Of course I'm not trying. Why should I try. You are the one who is babbling about insults while I am simply nodding my head like an elder saying "Thats nice dear."
User avatar #7926 to #7925 - lorkhan (11/25/2013) [-]
I can see your point, however my reason is because you are cancer. You give bronies a even worse name by using that god damn OC and thinking you're cool and mysterious when you're just a small pretender. I'll have no more words with you because you seem to be completely brain-dead.
User avatar #7927 to #7926 - Nazistick ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Thats nice dear.
#7890 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
You uhm....were looking for me sir?
#7911 to #7890 - Nazistick ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Deep in the snowy wastelands near the Crystal Empire, There is a cave. A Cave that contains an ancient Demon that consists of power that would Destroy most ponies...The only way into the creatures lair is to sacrifice an item...An Item that you otherwise can not bare to live without...Only through sacrificing this cherished Item can you enter the cave and slay the beast.
User avatar #7912 to #7911 - secondlawprevails (10/02/2013) [-]
Lord Necronius, I don't have anything of value. What could I possibly sacrifice?
User avatar #7913 to #7912 - Nazistick ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
Im afraid thats not for me to Discover...That...Is for you to find out.
User avatar #7915 to #7913 - secondlawprevails (10/09/2013) [-]
*nemisis lands and turns back to jessie* Hmmmm, something I can't live without. This coat maybe? It's freezing here.
#7914 to #7913 - secondlawprevails (10/03/2013) [-]
Yes lord Necronius. We will prevail or die trying. *bows*
#7891 to #7890 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
By Faust...Are you alright? Where have you been?
#7892 to #7891 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
I've been....catching up with myself. *taps her head* It appears that the ugly bit of my mind was turned into a monster. I think you met her. Also, I gave up the whole god thing until I can learn to balence myself a little better. Nemisis still takes charge a bit too often for my liking.
#7893 to #7892 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Perhaps that is for the best. I'll take care of your sword until the time is right for you to have it again.
#7894 to #7893 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
*her form flickers* Actually I nabbed it from under your nose. That little tour of hell you gave me was pretty useful after all.
*as she becomes jessie again* Sorry she does that from time to time.
#7895 to #7894 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Riveting...I guess I need to find a better hiding place next time...
User avatar #7896 to #7895 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
Not under your pillow would be a start. You sleep like a rock.
Ummm, may I ask you a question pertaining to souls and the such?
#7897 to #7896 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Of course, go ahead.
User avatar #7898 to #7897 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
Well, the things nemisis did, do those count against my soul?
User avatar #7899 to #7898 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
This somewhat splits your soul in two halfs. One is You, the other is Nemisis. At this moment you two break even. One half of your soul deserves Paradise, the other, Tartarus. If things go Unchanged, you may end up in Purgatory. However if you desire to change this, then you're hope is to purify yourself. Hercules himself had to do 12 labors. You may end up doing the same.
User avatar #7900 to #7899 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
I guess she did do some pretty horrid stuff. Those ponies she tortured and killed, may have been evil, but even they didn't deserve what she did. Tell me, were any of them spared on account of their suffering in their final hours?
User avatar #7901 to #7900 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
I've placed the evil souls in places where they would live out the rest of their days alone...A peaceful existence in Solitude.
User avatar #7902 to #7901 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
That's good to hear. You really are good at this. Thank you.
User avatar #7903 to #7902 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Thousands of years of practice. But I am afraid that these Labors will test you...Becoming harder with each step. However as always in Videogames these days, The first level is the easiest. First, You must do Ten good deeds. Each of them have to be different, small or great. But regardless, they must All be done out of the Kindness of your own heart.
User avatar #7904 to #7903 - secondlawprevails (09/26/2013) [-]
*flickers forms* Do we got-Yes lord Necronius. We'll get to it immediately
User avatar #7905 to #7904 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Remember. It must be from the kindness of your own heart. Not for saving yourself. This is a selfish act to think of ones self over another pony. Complete these tasks, and your next task will be ready for you.
User avatar #7906 to #7905 - secondlawprevails (10/02/2013) [-]
Fine, we've helped ponies out. Nothing quite as heroic or challenging as I'd like, but we've done the job.
#7907 to #7906 - Nazistick ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Did you do it from the goodness of your own heart?
#7908 to #7907 - secondlawprevails (10/02/2013) [-]
Some of it. SOMEPONY just had to keep butting in with rude remarks.
*N* That one mare's scales were not balanced! She needed retribution!
#7909 to #7908 - Nazistick ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Its a start...Now we move on to Personal Sacrifice.
#7910 to #7909 - secondlawprevails (10/02/2013) [-]
that ought to be easy for us....er me. Prometheus taught us it was our duty to put ourselves on the line for others.
#7887 - jimimipwr (09/16/2013) [-]
You're still alive?
God damn.
I remember seeing you on ponytime when I first became a brony.
Almost 2 years ago.

Pony on, Naz.
Pony on.
#7888 to #7887 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Thank you. I'm not just alive, but I Thrive! I have a tumblr at You need to login to view this link

Anywho, you keep trotting on, my friend.
#7889 to #7888 - jimimipwr (09/16/2013) [-]
OH SHIIIEEEET
Kewl.
#7867 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
Good evening my dear brother. Tis been far too long.
#7868 to #7867 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Sardonicus! What happened to your mane?! Its...Glorious...
#7869 to #7868 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
Just trying something new thats all.

The kids say it makes me look younger
#7870 to #7869 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Indeed it does. So how have you been?
#7871 to #7870 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
Just wonderful brother...
Been away from home for a while.
We've been staying in a fortress up north because Marion was called upon to help a classmate of hers
#7872 to #7871 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Lovely. And the children?
#7873 to #7872 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
Growing faster than Id like them too
#7874 to #7873 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh I know. It is as they say...They grow up So fast.
#7875 to #7874 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
They could stop any time you know
#7876 to #7875 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Try telling them that.
#7877 to #7876 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
Tried numerous times already.
#7878 to #7877 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Still, why deny them the chance to? I miss my youth...And before I knew it, it was taken from me with no remorse...They have a chance to live better lives than we had been had.
#7880 to #7879 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
The least I can do my My children is to ensure that What happened to me Never happens to them.
#7881 to #7880 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
At least you got to keep your mind throughout
#7882 to #7881 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Somewhat...I no longer helped the sick and dying as I once did...Now I deliver punishment to the Sinful..
#7883 to #7882 - captainyoshi (09/04/2013) [-]
What Im saying is that you weren't turned into a soulless monster
#7884 to #7883 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
Well you do have a point. Im glad fate has spared me That fate at least.
User avatar #7885 to #7884 - glad (09/04/2013) [-]
Maybe
#7863 - sinery (08/07/2013) [-]
I found your doggie, please retrieve at once.
I found your doggie, please retrieve at once.
#7864 to #7863 - Nazistick ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh Curby Werby...Did you get out of Tartarus again? Ohh that was Not a good dog now was it?
#7865 to #7864 - sinery (08/08/2013) [-]
Cerby!
Fetch!
*Throws ball*
#7866 to #7865 - Nazistick ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
No wait, Cerberus, Come back! There are souls for you to devour! Get back here right now!!!
#7856 - marconde (08/04/2013) [-]
Hola Nazistick!
Como estas?
How ya doin' mate?
#7857 to #7856 - Nazistick ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Hola Senor Sombra
Que Pasa
Im doing great, And you?
#7858 to #7857 - marconde (08/04/2013) [-]
Estoy bien
Here with my friend Twilight
I gave her a sombrero
Ponies love sombreros, verdad?

Well I was just saying hi ^^
#7859 to #7858 - Nazistick ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Very good. Might I ask how you...you know...Survived exploading?
#7860 to #7859 - marconde (08/04/2013) [-]
As a matter of fact, yes
#7861 to #7860 - Nazistick ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Uhhh alright...Anywho...Well now that you're back, What are your plans?
User avatar #7853 - strangemoo (07/18/2013) [-]
I could've sworn you were dead.
#7854 to #7853 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh im alive and Thriving. I even have a Tumblr that I love working on.
User avatar #7851 - PopcornViking ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
lol @ u
#7829 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
Good evening Necronius my old friend. Tis truly excellent to see you again.
#7830 to #7829 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Nocturne! How have you been. Its been too long.
#7832 to #7831 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Seen a lot of Bullcrap since I got back here. It's hit the fan, hasn't it?
#7833 to #7832 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
Sometimes its nice to just escape from the chaos.
I quite enjoy just staying in my dream realm
Its quite nice
#7834 to #7833 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Ahh yes, The dream realm must be nice. Being able to create worlds like painting. I hear Luna visits the dream world from time to time.
#7835 to #7834 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
I enjoy the company.
#7836 to #7835 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh I bet. Young little and dare I say, beautiful princess. The type you would normally see in dreams...Stallions dream come true.
#7837 to #7836 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh please... the old mans married you know..

*N* Oh yes... I dont believe you two have met. Thanks to Zed... Ive been reunited with my wife. This is Lullaby Sweet

*L* A pleasure to meet you dearie
#7838 to #7837 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
A pleasure to meet you too. Seems each day I find out that I missed so much more than I first thought.
#7839 to #7838 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
Well to be fair... he didn't know for some time either.

Its a long story
#7840 to #7839 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Ive been in Tartarus for Thousands of years. I have nothing but time.
#7841 to #7840 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
My dear Nocturne had a vision stating that Ragnarok would cause untold destruction.
So in order to prevent this he stepped in. First attempting to face Ragnarok. Twas a great battle. Fausts holy angel vs the god of destruction. But Nocturnes power wasn't enough. But Nocturnes greatest strength was his wisdom. Holding the legendary blade Fracture he was able to split Ragnarok in two. Trapping the fragments in the theoretical forms of our unborn children. Thus the child you call Raggy was born... as well as his twin sister Princess.
But the unfortunate nature was that the children could never be together.
Nocturne became a child of Tartarus in order to keep Raggy from his sister, while my form was changed as well, and I took princess. In order to guarantee the children never met again. We erased eachothers memories. But now its no longer a concern. The matter has been dealt with in a better way
#7842 to #7841 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Alls well that ends well. Oh, speaking of swords, I forgot to mention this. You know that Godsbane sword? Guess who has it now.
#7843 to #7842 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh. That accursed blade.
#7844 to #7843 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
And I have it. Where only I know its location. So...Thats one problem solved, right?
#7845 to #7844 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
As long as that blade exists... one will always seek its corrupted power
#7846 to #7845 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Very well then. And how can we destroy it?
#7847 to #7846 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
We cannot.

If we destroy the blade... it frees Oblivion.
#7848 to #7847 - Nazistick ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Ugh...So if We dont destroy the sword...Somepony will destroy the world with it. If we do destroy it, the world gets destroyed anyway...Guess All I can do is keep it safe...
#7855 to #7848 - secondlawprevails (07/27/2013) [-]
Wrong, there is a way to destroy the blade without freeing oblivion. It's to kill the pony whose blood was used to forge the blade. Me.
*smiles a little* I heard you were looking for me.
#7849 to #7848 - captainyoshi (07/06/2013) [-]
Thats all we can do for now
#7827 - jdjfkdkdkdksjsss (06/25/2013) [-]
ANDREHERRING IS THE KING OF ART ,ANDREHERRING IS THE KING OF ART,ANDREHERRING IS THE KING OF ART ,ANDREHERRING IS THE KING OF ART ,ANDREHERRING IS THE KING OF ART,ANDREHERRING IS THE KING OF ART
User avatar #7828 to #7827 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I am Done talking to you. You are so full of yourself, Im amazed you can do anything with your head so far up your ass.
#7812 - secondlawprevails (06/18/2013) [-]
Lots of familiar faces here. So many memories so much blood.
#7813 to #7812 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Holy Faust...What the Buck happened to you?! (Sorry for the late post. Been Really busy.)
#7814 to #7813 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
L helped me to finally escaped that punk jessie's mind. Now, they call me Nemisis. I find ponies with blood on their hooves, and I dice them into tiny little bits. And of course you remember godsbane don't you?
#7815 to #7814 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Indeed I do, Child. Time has not been kind to you...Your face...Scared...your eye...But Are you still the Filly I used to teach I wonder? Is she not still a part of you?
User avatar #7816 to #7815 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
Pffft, last time I saw her, L had her caged up. And she can stay there for all I care. No, I may be a part of her, but she is no part of me.
#7817 to #7816 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Hrm, Do you know where she is?
#7818 to #7817 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
What's it to you? You wouldn't act against me, would you? *slowly moves her hoof towards godsbane*
User avatar #7819 to #7818 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
*Uses his horn to take the sword* I simply wish to restore order.
User avatar #7820 to #7819 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
There's no order to restore. Only a bunch of ******** who need godsbane stuck in them before they can hurt anypony else. Now give me my sword back.
#7821 to #7820 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
First, I want to make things very clear. Im going to find Jessie. Im going to free her. And If you try to stop me...Well...*He opens a portal and drops Godsbane in it, Then closes it* You'll never get your sword back.
User avatar #7822 to #7821 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
If you think I'd need some special sword to rip to to shreds you'd be dead wrong. The only reason I have attacked you yet is that my scale doesn't work in this realm. But I can smell blood on your hooves, and you can't stay here forever. It's only a matter of time until I catch you.
#7823 to #7822 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
Maybe...But in the meantime, I think Im going to find Jessie...Its been too long since Ive been out of the game...And I intend to free her.
User avatar #7824 to #7823 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
Try what you like, L has other servants that will stop you.
#7825 to #7824 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/22/2013) [-]
I'd like to see them try.
User avatar #7826 to #7825 - secondlawprevails (06/22/2013) [-]
Rasputin will see to you. He is not bound by my restrictions.
User avatar #7795 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm bored, so, amuse me.
#7796 to #7795 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#7797 to #7796 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
WHERE IS MY THUMB?!
WHERE IS MY THUMB?!
#7798 to #7797 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh Im sorry, We're all out. I would give you thumbs...But I cant...On the count of me being a Horse.
#7799 to #7798 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
I've had it with your invalid capitalizations.
Why in Tartarus would you capitalize "Horse"?
#7800 to #7799 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, its a bad force of habit.
#7801 to #7800 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
By the way, what happened to Necronius?
#7802 to #7801 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh? What do you mean?
#7804 to #7803 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Hell if I know, but everything is better without him. I mean, If I could change my account name to Necronius, I would, but even if I was able to I could not because now the names taken by some asshole trying to troll me.
#7805 to #7804 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
I thought he was funny.
#7806 to #7805 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Still an annoyance though. Imagine some asshole making an account, copying you just to troll you as much as he could.
#7807 to #7806 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
Firstly, how would anyone copy me?
Secondly, I give less ***** than I got hairs in my anus.
#7808 to #7807 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
Eh, you have a point. I guess im still Poed about the whole stealing my name thing. I can hold stuff against people for long amounts of time.
#7809 to #7808 - sinery (06/15/2013) [-]
Heheheheheh.
User avatar #7810 to #7809 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
Well, Atleast I still have My character in WoW. Who is not named Necronius.
#7793 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
I always imangine your OC having a fairly normal voice.
Though considerings the looks of it, would the voice be un-usual?
Like: Dark, Schreechy, raspy or anything like that?
User avatar #7794 to #7793 - Nazistick ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Dark, yes...But Im thinking a Fancy British!
User avatar #7778 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
Pssstttt
#7781 to #7780 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh God...
#7782 to #7781 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually i wanted to know if you would rather pickles or fries?!
#7783 to #7782 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Err...rather what? Uhm...Fries?
User avatar #7784 to #7783 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
Good... now maggots or birds
#7785 to #7784 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
I do not like where this is going.
#7786 to #7785 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
SPEAK HEAVEN!!! MAGGOTS OR BIRDS!
#7787 to #7786 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Gah, Birds?!
#7788 to #7787 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
I will hold you to your word creature of hell...
For I the Maggot King will be here in time and death,
the decay of your rotten body,
my maggots shall infest and feast on you dreams
#7789 to #7788 - Nazistick ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!??!
#7791 to #7789 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
LOLjust kidding BRA  just saying hello to a fellow Bird hater
LOLjust kidding BRA just saying hello to a fellow Bird hater
#7790 to #7789 - sovietadgenda (05/20/2013) [-]
Your mind, your body, your soul..
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