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Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
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Location:Scotland
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#192 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on NatashaReinhart's profile 0
#193 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
#189 - **NatashaReinhart used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **NatashaRe…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2015 on NatashaReinhart's profile 0
#191 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
Heh, Women....
#192 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
#193 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
#187 - No one.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2015 on NatashaReinhart's profile 0
#188 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
Hey no one , how's it goin'?
#189 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
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#191 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
Heh, Women....
#192 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
#193 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
#185 - No.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2015 on NatashaReinhart's profile 0
User avatar #186 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
Then who am i speaking to?
#187 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
No one.
#188 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
Hey no one , how's it goin'?
#189 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
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#191 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
Heh, Women....
#192 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
#193 - tarabostes (07/22/2015) [-]
#474 - **NatashaReinhart used "*roll picture*"** **NatashaReinhart… 07/17/2015 on Roll Admin's new girlfriend 0
#789 - 'Jelly' of the locals wherever these people come from  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... 0
User avatar #791 - zerotzallander (07/17/2015) [-]
I second that!
#712 - There are some beautiful people here on FJ! Totally didn…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... +3
User avatar #998 - plataeiou (07/18/2015) [-]
Yo go gurl
User avatar #833 - repostforlife (07/17/2015) [-]
Well you're included I'm sure
User avatar #767 - zerotzallander (07/17/2015) [-]
jelly yet?
User avatar #789 - NatashaReinhart (07/17/2015) [-]
'Jelly' of the locals wherever these people come from
User avatar #791 - zerotzallander (07/17/2015) [-]
I second that!
#1103 - **NatashaReinhart used "*roll picture*"** **NatashaReinhart… 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#2222 - **NatashaReinhart used "*roll picture*"** **NatashaReinhart… 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
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User avatar #184 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Is anybody home? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #186 to #185 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Then who am i speaking to?
#188 to #187 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Hey  no one , how's it goin'?
Hey no one , how's it goin'?
#189 to #188 - NatashaReinhart (07/22/2015) [-]
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#191 to #189 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Heh, Women....
#172 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
******* NOTICE ME GODDAMMIT
User avatar #173 to #172 - NatashaReinhart (06/04/2015) [-]
I'M NOT ON HERE THAT OFTEN NO MORE.
#174 to #173 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
Y U DO DIS??
Y U DO DIS??
User avatar #175 to #174 - NatashaReinhart (06/18/2015) [-]
CUZ IM BUSY LOLS.
#176 to #175 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
EY FUQ U MANE , I WAIT WITH BATED BREATH TO MEET MY HARRY POTTER LOVE AGAIN AND YOU TELL ME "YOU'RE BUSY"
YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME SCOTSMAN AREN'T YA??
User avatar #177 to #176 - NatashaReinhart (06/18/2015) [-]
AY YO BITCH PLS.
I DON'T HAVE NO MAN.
I'M A STRONG BLACK INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN YA HEAR?! MMMMHMMMMMMM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE THO. OR YOUR AGE. CREEP. XO
#178 to #177 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
NO PLSES
FO REAL DOE??
MORE LIKE SILLY LIL WHITE GURL THAT SIPS STARBUCKS AND LISTENS TO IGGY AZALEA!!!

I'M A 58 YEAR OLD BROTHA WITH A CHARMING GRIN AND A PROUD COOKING CAREER!!!
User avatar #179 to #178 - NatashaReinhart (06/18/2015) [-]
PLS THO. 'NUFF OF DAT.
FO REAL MUH BRUTHA.
BITCH PLSSS. I BE A WHITE GURL, AN AYEO I LYKE STARBUCKS BUT ITS K. I'M NOT TRASH LIKE IGGY. SHE BE GON' TO THA BURN VICTIM UNIT.

OH. NO THNX.
#180 to #179 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
AIMÉE PLS
HOE IZ U SRS???
IT'S KKK. YOU LIKE OPRESSIN' DON'T YOU??
HO , MAYBE SUM OIL WILL CHANGE YER MIND??
User avatar #181 to #180 - NatashaReinhart (06/18/2015) [-]
NO BOGDAN, DANBOG. BAGDON.
YA BRUTHA. 4 YRS SINGLE.
BITCH PLS. I AIN'T NO FEMINAZI. SOYA STRAWBERRY FRAP ;D VENTI CAUSE I'M FAT.

NOO WAY JOSE. BUT SRSLY.
HOW OLD R U? LIKE, ASL? LIKE, WHAT U LOOK LYKE!? XO
User avatar #183 to #181 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
#182 to #181 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
PLS I SAID
SINGLE SINCE I WAS BORN , YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'???
YEAH YOU ARE , AND YOU'RE NOT FAT , YOU'RE PLEASANTLY PLUM!


YOU ASKIN' DIS COZ U WANT THE D? THIIIIRSTTYYYYYY!
#161 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
y u do dis??
y u do dis??
#162 to #161 - NatashaReinhart (04/25/2015) [-]
Hey bby.
Hey bby.
#165 to #164 - NatashaReinhart (04/30/2015) [-]
You miss me bby?
You miss me bby?
#166 to #165 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
NN-No! NN-Not at all..... what gave you that idea??
#167 to #166 - NatashaReinhart (04/30/2015) [-]
All your comments and clearly checking up on me...
All your comments and clearly checking up on me...
#168 to #167 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
What? Nah, you were probably just imaginin' it Aimée!
#169 to #168 - NatashaReinhart (04/30/2015) [-]
Buuuuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiit
Buuuuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiit
#171 to #169 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
**** YOU WOMAN!!!
#170 to #169 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
oh okay disney princeASS, maybe i did a lil

























watchu gon do 'bout it?
#163 to #162 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
FINALLY you notice me! Come give Pepe sum sugar!
#149 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Natasha you rein fire all over mein hart!
#150 to #149 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
natashareinhart is something wrong with mein memes?
Speak honestly!
#148 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #151 to #148 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
natashareinhart y
User avatar #153 to #151 - NatashaReinhart (04/14/2015) [-]
Sorry D:

It's been a hard time lately haha
#155 to #153 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Nah it's k
What do you mean?? What happened???
#147 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
'Sup?
User avatar #152 to #147 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
natashareinhart won't you notice
User avatar #154 to #152 - NatashaReinhart (04/14/2015) [-]
Notice you all the time
#156 to #154 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
You notice me when i'm sleeping and when i'm awake??
#158 to #157 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Oh my, even in my "private scottish reproduction documentaries"?
Oh my, even in my "private scottish reproduction documentaries"?


















User avatar #159 to #158 - NatashaReinhart (04/14/2015) [-]
absolutely.
#160 to #159 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Oh Thanks Jesus i thought you were gonna call me weird or somethin', anyways did those bewbs grow another 5 kg?
User avatar #134 to #133 - NatashaReinhart (02/20/2015) [-]
I won't bby ;)
#135 to #134 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Why are ya so beautiful btw?
User avatar #136 to #135 - NatashaReinhart (02/20/2015) [-]
That image physically pains me.
I voted yes

& you acting like you've seen my latest selfie post on FJ!
#137 to #136 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Sorry!

II-I dd-didn't actually...
User avatar #138 to #137 - NatashaReinhart (02/20/2015) [-]
It's okay hahaha. But I'm gutted the majority said no!



Lies, bet you have.
#139 to #138 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]

I swear on you mi mum
User avatar #140 to #139 - NatashaReinhart (02/20/2015) [-]
Bet you have now
#141 to #140 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Nope... unless you want me to see 'em?
User avatar #142 to #141 - NatashaReinhart (02/20/2015) [-]
You probably have
#143 to #142 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
I ******* DIDN'T I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO SEARCH WOMAN , DAFUQ'S WRONG WITH YOU , IF YOU WANT ME TO ADMIRE THAT BODY JUST SEND ME A LINK JEEZ WAT DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH SCOTSWOMEN!!!! I'm sorry good madam , but i need to say the contrary!
User avatar #144 to #143 - NatashaReinhart (02/20/2015) [-]
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#145 to #144 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Sorry i thought u commented a lot and it would be really far
I did , but i wish i didn't.... look like a fool when in my last comment , you are very beautiful with make-up or not , with cleavage or not!





























dat cleavage was fiyah tho bby
#110 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Do you work for NASA?
#112 to #111 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
But can you help me, because i wanna fly a rocket to Uranus!
User avatar #113 to #112 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
... I, don't, even know how to respond to that...
#114 to #113 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
You don't need to know how Aimée... Shhhh... Just let it happen...
You don't need to know how Aimée... Shhhh... Just let it happen...
User avatar #115 to #114 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
I must know. I must always know.

I will not just let it happen.

NEIGH way.
#116 to #115 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Why?Why???
Pls.
HGIEN way.
#117 to #116 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
Cause. Cause I said.   
no.   
Neigh way José.   
   
Gif not related.
Cause. Cause I said.
no.
Neigh way José.

Gif not related.
#118 to #117 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
But my Queen!   
Plsssssssssss   
Si way Alejandra!   
GIF very related
But my Queen!
Plsssssssssss
Si way Alejandra!
GIF very related
#119 to #118 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
No José. Noooooooooooo.   
nope.   
Non way, Monsieur.
No José. Noooooooooooo.
nope.
Non way, Monsieur.
#120 to #119 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Oui Aimée! Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ouipe
Oui way, madame!
User avatar #121 to #120 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
Non, Bogdan. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooon

Help me get coloured text
#122 to #121 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Da, Aimée. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
U r so blue but u don't know how 2 get colour text m'Aimée?
User avatar #124 to #122 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
Fail on my last comment
User avatar #123 to #122 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
[greenish-gray] **** you [greenish-gray
I kno u get it frm posting bt my posts dnt get no whur.
#125 to #123 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
greenish-gray-what now?
and you can activate an item which lets you pick any color and use it for a limited amount of time!
User avatar #126 to #125 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
It messed up before I posted, but still **** you

& I used to do items, until everyone kept beating me to it
#127 to #126 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
You can do that anytime Aimée ;)
wot do u mean "beat u 2 it"?
User avatar #128 to #127 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
SGT. DOAKES!!
No Bogdan. You could be anyone.
When they were new and had time limits on them, everyone got there first
#129 to #128 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

I AM EVERY1!!!
U SILLY lil pumpkin-filled piece of Heaven, u just click refresh until u get da color-item , den u take it quick and bathe in its glory with me!
User avatar #130 to #129 - NatashaReinhart (02/13/2015) [-]
You're too random
& where?
#131 to #130 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
ily2 bby
www.funnyjunk.com/items/
here ya go haggis , but i don't know what the chances of color text r tho
#88 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
You're a scotswoman Natasha!
#89 to #88 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
Why, yes, yes I am!
Why, yes, yes I am!
#90 to #89 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Are you proud of it tho?
#91 to #90 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
Not feeling happy with my self lately, so ask again in the future!
Not feeling happy with my self lately, so ask again in the future!
#92 to #91 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Why natasha , seriously what happened to you ?
User avatar #93 to #92 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
That pic made my day <3.

Just having a pretty self-consciously ****** time!
#94 to #93 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm happy that it did <3























What is that exactly supposed to mean?
User avatar #95 to #94 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
Ooooooh, you're close but so far away, it's not AMY





& means I'm being very self-conscious of my looks + weight. Hoping to get a job soon, but can't pin all my hopes on it. Single - still :| just fed up
#96 to #95 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I know you little silly girl , i just didn't have a dank meme with your name but found one
















What dafuq u talkin' 'bout you look amazing, and don't worry everything works out in the end! That problem will be soon solved have faith ;)
#98 to #96 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
&amp; just realised the length of my post. 			****		 son, sorry.
& just realised the length of my post. **** son, sorry.
User avatar #97 to #96 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
You're on top of your game! I'll roll with Jesus one for now ;D

You best make a dank meme with my name on it biatch

Well I'm glad you think that mysterious man, but with how I look and feel right now, far from amazing, beautiful, or glamours like that selfie! Feeling fat & definitely bloated and sad. I REALLY want chocolate. Should I? Definitely not. But I've been lactose intolerant for 2 years this year, not through choice, and I just wanna enjoy chocolate! Proper milk. Real cheese. OH GOD. AND ICE CREAM. LASAGNA. PIZZA. OHHHH GODDDDDD But I can't because I gotta' watch everything. & here you're so limited as to what you can get that's lactose free, it sucks. Some stuff is clever, and others just suck. I miss it. Sorry for the long random rant... Everyone says it works out in the end, but when's the end? Things take too long, and I've been patient, I've chased and I've waited but ugh. Just having an in general ****** time atm.
#99 to #97 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Thanks Princess of Scotland! ;D
It's kinda impossible not to when your name is that beautiful...
you're not fat , you're just a lil big-boned. Plus , it's true that men like women with meat on their bones . And in some cases chubby but not GODDAMN LANDWHALES who think fat rolls = curves .Alimentation is very important girl , please watch it and try to not go overboard , i think you know that nothing is good in excess! You can eat some **** but from time to time , not very often ya know? the end of your eating-agony i'm guessin' , remember patience is a virtue and guess who's gonna turn that *********** into heavenly-time?
User avatar #100 to #99 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
I think I should be the Princess of Scotland! We should get our own monarchy, and I'll try to convince everyone and fail to vote me as princess ;D!
Wait, what's kinda impossible not to?

Nuh-uh, not even big boned, I just got curves in places I'd rather have... a little less curves! I gots a tummy that has gotta got but I forget that half of that will be gone in 5 days, if you know what I mean... The **** is 'Alimentation'? Course nothing is good in excess and actually have a pretty decent diet now than what I used to have, but I seriously miss my dairy products and it wasn't until I couldn't have them, that I miss them, it really sucks! Though, I'm finding ways around it... If I go out for pizza (really not that often) but I say I don't want cheese because I'm allergic rather than intolerant because they don't take it seriously. To be honest, thanks to the intolerance, I've cut a lot of **** out of my diet because I physically can't handle it anymore. But like I said, I miss being able to have chocolate etc whenever I want. Lemme guess, you're gonna tell me that only I can turn the ****** time to the heavenly times?
#101 to #100 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
You wouldn't fail if you had conviction you baka-ass ************ ! ;D
It's impossible not to get dank memes about you
www.thefreedictionary.com/alimentation
It must suck , but there must be a ******** of delicious stuff that you can eat without expanding . And i think you're lying about the curves thingie! And actually i wanted to help you out on that one , you don't need to go through everything alone Mein dear Aimée!
User avatar #102 to #101 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
Let's make this a plan to make it happen! **** it, I wanna be Princess then QUEEN MUTHA ***** !

Oh my days, please make more dank memes! I love these hahaha.

It does suck but I suppose when I have home made lasagna, rarely, it's better because it's technically healthier I suppose! & I actually have lost like 2 stone due to it! So, I suppose it's not all bad but still feel huge and blegh. Maybe it's just a whirlwind of emotions and bloating and PMSing this month, I don't know. Ah you don't know if I'm lying or not! That means a lot you random mysterious being who knows way more about me than I know about you! I don't wanna bore the crap out of you though,
#103 to #102 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
For freedom?
They will be the DANKEST!!!
See ? You are the best at what you do Aimée! I will not get bored , you actually fascinate me Mein Haggis!
User avatar #104 to #103 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
We'll have freedom in my kingdom, but I wanna be Queen because then I can tell certain people I dislike from the past to go **** themselves

I LOVE this one too hahaha! Keep them coming Bogdan, or Danbog,

I suppose - sometimes! I won't be big headed but I have an intriguing life story already at 21 IMO, but that's not for me to judge, or decide! You still might get bored though... How on Earth do I fascinate you?! You make me beyond curious, Mein Gypsie. If I am your haggis, your my gypsie hahaha
#105 to #104 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
You can already do that now
Ohhh yeahhhh Aimée , these memes will come with all their dankness all over your dirty profile!
Always* You fascinate me with your very beautiful self m'Aimée , i think it will be a thrilling adventure eémiA ! you can't eat me tho, gypsy meat tastes like **** , what about haggis?
User avatar #106 to #105 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
I could, but they just don't appreciate it, shocking!
It only became dark and dirty the day you started posting!

I...HOW?! & you're also crazy. A thrilling adventure? Where you think we be goin' yo?! I ain't goin' nowhere till I see yo' face boy, Bogdan. I'm not even gonna make a sexual joke... Haggis, I think, tastes **** also. I have not tried, I know, great shame to Scotland!
#107 to #106 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Pfff peasants, rite?
LIES!
because i am with you always TAKE MY HAND!!! WE'RE OFF TO NEVERLAND!!! BBB-BUT I AM ANOMALOUS , I AM REGION , EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! (lol harry potter i'm such a nerd xD) bb-but i love sexual jokes , especially those from shameful scottish women who haven't eaten haggis and aspire to become Queens!
User avatar #108 to #107 - NatashaReinhart (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh my... That one looks just creepy!
Obvs. Peasants!
What's LIES now?!

But you're in Romania dood. NO PETER NO ;O ANONAMONALOUS SCARES ME THO. It's kay, I love sexual jokes too, but I won't go there! Me? Shameful? Bitch pls. Scottish? Aye. Haggis? Nae way. Queen?! Always!
#109 to #108 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
II-I kk-kinda looked like him when i was his age....
Tax them Aimée ,TAX THEM ALL!!!
Peasants sayin' ur fat is lies 4 example
Spiritually you silly silly girl.... AIMÉE YES!!! ANOMALOUS 4GIVES AND 4GETS THO!!! u will go there , have faith in urself! You ? Beautiful ? SCOTLAND YES!!!
#79 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Ron marries Hermione! you TOTALLY didn't know this rite?
User avatar #80 to #79 - NatashaReinhart (02/06/2015) [-]
LOL.



No I knew <3.
#81 to #80 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
lol , but you wanted Harry to get with Hermione didn't you ??
User avatar #82 to #81 - NatashaReinhart (02/06/2015) [-]
Tbh, there was a moment in Deathly Hallows when they're dancing in the tent, and I thought they'd get together, but I'd rather Ron & Hermione!
#83 to #82 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
EE-Excuse mm-me?
User avatar #84 to #83 - NatashaReinhart (02/06/2015) [-]
Didn't ya know?!
#85 to #84 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
NN-No ii-it's not that , how could you not want Harry to get all the bitches?   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
                 Obi was kewl too , but c'mon Frodo clearly needed to end up with CatWoman!
NN-No ii-it's not that , how could you not want Harry to get all the bitches?




















Obi was kewl too , but c'mon Frodo clearly needed to end up with CatWoman!
User avatar #86 to #85 - NatashaReinhart (02/06/2015) [-]
Cause HARRY was ******* his bestfriends little sister! I mean c'mon, that's enough dude. & Ron & Hermione really did have quite a sweet story, I'd be pissed if they didn't end up together!



Also, wtf? I think you'll find that Poison Ivy got with Cat Woman!
#87 to #86 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I love you gurl but you just can't do that to me! Also do you remember what happened to snape?
























Nuh uh , i think it's clear that Captain Picard's love for Rose Tyler made his mutant powers awaken , so he saved her AND got da pusi!
#70 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
#72 to #71 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]



















what's happened to you?
#73 to #72 - NatashaReinhart (02/05/2015) [-]
What do you mean, what's happened to me? I've been here. In your room.
What do you mean, what's happened to me? I've been here. In your room.
#74 to #73 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
How could i have been so blind??
User avatar #75 to #74 - NatashaReinhart (02/05/2015) [-]
I put your dick in the box.
#76 to #75 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
But when i looked at my dick in the mornin' it looked the same size! *sob*
User avatar #77 to #76 - NatashaReinhart (02/05/2015) [-]
Good, you can take 10 points from GRYFFINDOR cause everyday I'm Slytherin.

It's not what it looks like ;)
#78 to #77 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
I'll give you all the points for a lil Slytherin!























User avatar #57 - FlavorFlav (05/08/2014) [-]
Why are you in Scotland
User avatar #58 to #57 - NatashaReinhart (05/08/2014) [-]
Beecause I am a Stark from the North
User avatar #59 to #58 - FlavorFlav (05/08/2014) [-]
Well you should move to Stark County in North Dakota in the U.S. then, you would fit in. Will you be moving soon, why or why not
User avatar #60 to #59 - NatashaReinhart (05/08/2014) [-]
I shall not. Tis not safe for a Lady to travel alone aaaaaaaaand, more realistically, I can't afford to move to the States!
User avatar #61 to #60 - FlavorFlav (05/08/2014) [-]
I thought you were Tigger though, tigers are usually safe solo and don't need money. Or did you get plastic surgery to turn into a human girl? when?
User avatar #62 to #61 - NatashaReinhart (05/08/2014) [-]
I... Morphed...?
User avatar #63 to #62 - FlavorFlav (05/08/2014) [-]
MORPH BALL ACQUIRED now roll over to the U.S. Then morph into a stack of cash, that will be your money supply
User avatar #64 to #63 - NatashaReinhart (05/08/2014) [-]
But... But... The States I'd love to see but they scare me a lil' bit!
User avatar #65 to #64 - FlavorFlav (05/08/2014) [-]
Why, because the people are fat? I'm thin, but have green skin. That just means I can protect you though, since others are afraid of me. Where in the U.S. do you want to visit and check out?
#66 to #65 - NatashaReinhart (05/08/2014) [-]
& nope! It's the guns and the mental health that scares me. Sorry
& New York <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
User avatar #67 to #66 - FlavorFlav (05/08/2014) [-]
Butttt guns are mainly only a problem in Texas, and everyone's on prozac here so they're all happy. Except when they're suicidal. New York is cold but good, you'll need to get here before winter or it'll be buried in snow. Do you mean New York City or anywhere in New York? I have a friend in Yorktown Heights, I can send him to Scotland so you can swap places. Can he stay at your place while you're here
User avatar #68 to #67 - NatashaReinhart (05/08/2014) [-]
Guns are a big problem through-out all of your states, and I'm concerned for the vast majority of the population of the states when it comes to mental health. Especially some of the fake 'counsellors' you guys have. You don't even need to be qualified to open up an office!



NYC, definitely. I've got a list of places and things to do when I eventually make it to NYC.
User avatar #69 to #68 - FlavorFlav (05/09/2014) [-]
I think the gun problem is overblown tho, I live in Los Angeles which is hyped in the media and I've never heard a gunshot even once that I can recall. Anyway if you're worried about it I'll buy a gun to protect us, that solves everything right? j/k

Mental health is an issue and everyone seems to run to prescription pills these days but I wouldn't say we're crazier than anyone else. I don't trust the counselors either but there are some good psychology books by American authors available. I don't know of any but I'm sure they exist. Or when you're a NY citizen you can become the first good U.S. psychiatrist. Don't become a victim of the Einstellung effect, just move!
User avatar #55 - kievaughnb (03/01/2014) [-]
lel
I came here to ask if there's something special about Freud today and then saw the comments I left a couple years ago and nearly died
User avatar #56 to #55 - NatashaReinhart (03/01/2014) [-]
Hahaha, hi!

There's nothing overly special bout Freud today. I recently studied more in depth about him and found some memes about him that I thought were kinda funny!
#52 - kievaughnb (06/07/2012) [-]
Hello, I would like to know exactly where you live and how it is I can get there.

User avatar #53 to #83 - NatashaReinhart (06/07/2012) [-]
Slightly creepy haha. Why?
User avatar #54 to #84 - kievaughnb (06/07/2012) [-]
STUFF







possibly including non-consensual sexytimes
User avatar #44 - SayJay (05/27/2010) [-]
Hello I am here to grant you access to the internet.
Press 1 to talk to Jay.
Press 2 to become a millionaire
Press 3 to be brutally eaten by a wild grizzly bear
User avatar #46 to #45 - SayJay (05/27/2010) [-]
Oh im sorry but 2s not working properly so you'll just have to talk to Jay :)
User avatar #47 to #46 - NatashaReinhart (05/27/2010) [-]
:(!
That's okay, good thing I don't mind speaking to him then :P
User avatar #48 to #47 - SayJay (05/27/2010) [-]
*I start talking* Hey how are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - NatashaReinhart (05/27/2010) [-]
Hey, I'm good thank you, however, very cold. What about yourself?
User avatar #50 to #49 - SayJay (05/27/2010) [-]
I'm bored right now *stares at the sky* very bored
User avatar #38 - SayJay (05/25/2010) [-]
Hai Thar! :D
User avatar #39 to #38 - NatashaReinhart (05/25/2010) [-]
:O Haiii
User avatar #40 to #39 - SayJay (05/25/2010) [-]
*holds out a bag* want some jelly beans?
User avatar #41 to #40 - NatashaReinhart (05/25/2010) [-]
Sure. *Sticks my hand in the bag* *Takes some jelly beans* *Om nom nomm*
User avatar #43 to #41 - NatashaReinhart (05/25/2010) [-]
D: I like the black ones..
User avatar #42 to #41 - SayJay (05/25/2010) [-]
wait! don't eat the black ones! they taste horrible! *looks at you*
User avatar #17 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Ok the ninjas are gone...for now
User avatar #18 to #17 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
They'll return. Not that we will know when they are back though..
User avatar #19 to #18 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
*licks lollipop* Ninjas give me a headache...and for some odd reason, gas
User avatar #20 to #19 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
Go get me a lollipop? D:
User avatar #21 to #20 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
*hands you a cherry lollipop* Does that make the wittle girly happy? XD
User avatar #22 to #21 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
*Squeels with happiness* Squeeeeee! Yes! *Licks lollipop*
User avatar #23 to #22 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Now, dont eat it too fast or you will lose all the awesome flavor and thats the best pa- Oh what the hell! *bites my whole lollipop*
User avatar #24 to #23 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
:O! At least ninja's can't steal YOUR lollipop now.
User avatar #25 to #24 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Yup! *starts sucking on a grape lollipop* we were saying?
User avatar #26 to #25 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
About ninjas, and how the lollipop made me happy?
User avatar #27 to #26 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Did you finish your lollipop yet? Because I have tons of more lollipops if you want another
User avatar #28 to #27 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
*Finishes off the cherry lollipop* I'm not sure. You don't seem legit..
User avatar #29 to #28 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Ok if you want more just come into my van *points to a van with words crudely drawn on it that says "Frei Candey" *
User avatar #30 to #29 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
Hmm. Seems legit!
User avatar #31 to #30 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Yep had a bunch of kindergardners in their yesterday for some free "candy" best day ever
User avatar #32 to #31 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
I'm too old for your pedobear antics!
User avatar #33 to #32 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
How dare you judge me? I just meant we had a party yesterday in my van because it was a kids birthday and the "candy" was actually Twinkies and Rice Krispie Treats. Gosh, what did you think I meant? Being a child molester? I killed pedobear when he was just a fetus. *tear falls* Y-You dont understand me at all XDDD
User avatar #34 to #33 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
Lies! All vicious lies! I'm going to get the ninjas onto yo-
User avatar #35 to #34 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Why the hell did you bring them ba-
User avatar #36 to #35 - NatashaReinhart (05/24/2010) [-]
To add some more epicness into this little threa-
User avatar #37 to #36 - SayJay (05/24/2010) [-]
Ugh! my ninja headache is coming back *calls Chuck Norris and the ninjas leave defeated* aaahhhh thats better
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