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#21 - Sakuras Japanese Steak House in Virginia. There's tons of Redn…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Shark 0
#22 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
tell me you're in one of the three northern locations for VA, and not fredericksburg or charlottesville, because if so I could actually go there and eat
User avatar #23 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry mate. I work at the one in Fredericksburg. :/
Shit, this is a tiny world, eh?
#24 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
it is at that. fredericksburg is the one farthest from me unfortunately ;_;
User avatar #25 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Damn...
Oh well. If you ever happen to be in Town on a Friday/ Saturday I'll more than likely be working there.

You wouldn't be the first, nor third, person on FJ that lives relatively close. o_O
#19 - Indeed. Typically, the worst wait times at my job come abo…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Shark 0
#20 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
What japanese steak house are we talking about here? or what state, anyway? You say rednecks so I'd imagine it's somewhere in the south.

Most sushi I've ever ordered at one time for just me was a $114 order, but it included some bluefin nigiri which understandably jacked the price through the roof.
User avatar #21 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Sakuras Japanese Steak House in Virginia. There's tons of Rednecks here...

Ah, the Blue Fin. Yeah, that's hella expensive. The place I work at rarely carries it, since no one orders it.

The most painful order I've had was on Christmas Eve. Some douchefag came in and ordered $180+ in Sashimi. At 9pm...when we close at 10...
#22 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
tell me you're in one of the three northern locations for VA, and not fredericksburg or charlottesville, because if so I could actually go there and eat
User avatar #23 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry mate. I work at the one in Fredericksburg. :/
Shit, this is a tiny world, eh?
#24 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
it is at that. fredericksburg is the one farthest from me unfortunately ;_;
User avatar #25 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Damn...
Oh well. If you ever happen to be in Town on a Friday/ Saturday I'll more than likely be working there.

You wouldn't be the first, nor third, person on FJ that lives relatively close. o_O
#17 - Ah. We just use the Mats for rolling. I've seen some stupi…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Shark 0
#18 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
If I ordered sushi, and it took 45 minutes to make it, I would riot
User avatar #19 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Typically, the worst wait times at my job come about by someone ordering $80+ in Sashimi. (Either that or the Botan Ebi/ Dynamite Roll...They take SO long to make.)

So your favorite Roll is the Unagi Roll?
If you've got any questions relating to Sushi, I could help there; If I don't know it I can ask Chang later this week.
#20 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
What japanese steak house are we talking about here? or what state, anyway? You say rednecks so I'd imagine it's somewhere in the south.

Most sushi I've ever ordered at one time for just me was a $114 order, but it included some bluefin nigiri which understandably jacked the price through the roof.
User avatar #21 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Sakuras Japanese Steak House in Virginia. There's tons of Rednecks here...

Ah, the Blue Fin. Yeah, that's hella expensive. The place I work at rarely carries it, since no one orders it.

The most painful order I've had was on Christmas Eve. Some douchefag came in and ordered $180+ in Sashimi. At 9pm...when we close at 10...
#22 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
tell me you're in one of the three northern locations for VA, and not fredericksburg or charlottesville, because if so I could actually go there and eat
User avatar #23 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry mate. I work at the one in Fredericksburg. :/
Shit, this is a tiny world, eh?
#24 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
it is at that. fredericksburg is the one farthest from me unfortunately ;_;
User avatar #25 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Damn...
Oh well. If you ever happen to be in Town on a Friday/ Saturday I'll more than likely be working there.

You wouldn't be the first, nor third, person on FJ that lives relatively close. o_O
#15 - Rarely do we make Hand rolls. Probably like once ever two week…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Shark 0
#16 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
It did, although I had meant do you do them by hand as in that being the alternative to the bamboo mats for normal rolls. Not a lot of people order hand rolls, although I had a crab one this one time that was pretty sweet
User avatar #17 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Ah. We just use the Mats for rolling.
I've seen some stupid shit for rolling. Like if you look on Amazon you'll find "Sushezi"....

www.amazon.com/Sante-Cookware-SUZ-Sushezi-Sushi/dp/B001P8J1GU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1361304504&sr=8-1&keywords=Sushezi

The reviews are fucking idiotic.
"I made four rolls. 45 minutes after the chat start mark, I had uploaded a photo of a plate of samples of each roll and sent it to my friend. If you've ever made sushi before, you know that's absurdly fast."

When I started making sushi with just the mat, it took me less than 8 minutes to make a roll; Now it takes me less than 15 to make a few rolls. (5+) How the hell does it take 45 minutes for 4 rolls?
#18 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
If I ordered sushi, and it took 45 minutes to make it, I would riot
User avatar #19 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Typically, the worst wait times at my job come about by someone ordering $80+ in Sashimi. (Either that or the Botan Ebi/ Dynamite Roll...They take SO long to make.)

So your favorite Roll is the Unagi Roll?
If you've got any questions relating to Sushi, I could help there; If I don't know it I can ask Chang later this week.
#20 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
What japanese steak house are we talking about here? or what state, anyway? You say rednecks so I'd imagine it's somewhere in the south.

Most sushi I've ever ordered at one time for just me was a $114 order, but it included some bluefin nigiri which understandably jacked the price through the roof.
User avatar #21 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Sakuras Japanese Steak House in Virginia. There's tons of Rednecks here...

Ah, the Blue Fin. Yeah, that's hella expensive. The place I work at rarely carries it, since no one orders it.

The most painful order I've had was on Christmas Eve. Some douchefag came in and ordered $180+ in Sashimi. At 9pm...when we close at 10...
#22 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
tell me you're in one of the three northern locations for VA, and not fredericksburg or charlottesville, because if so I could actually go there and eat
User avatar #23 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry mate. I work at the one in Fredericksburg. :/
Shit, this is a tiny world, eh?
#24 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
it is at that. fredericksburg is the one farthest from me unfortunately ;_;
User avatar #25 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Damn...
Oh well. If you ever happen to be in Town on a Friday/ Saturday I'll more than likely be working there.

You wouldn't be the first, nor third, person on FJ that lives relatively close. o_O
#14 - Then maybe you'd like Botan Ebi. I personally ca… 02/19/2013 on Shark 0
#12 - At my job (making Sushi in a Japanese steak house) I see som…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Shark 0
#13 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
Making sushi well can be pretty challenging, so I'm actually impressed. Do you use those rolling assist things to help you roll them lengthwise and then unravel to cut, or do you do it fully by hand?
#15 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Rarely do we make Hand rolls. Probably like once ever two weeks. Although I only work on Weekends.. (And those would be the Cone-shaped hand rolls..)

My co-worker (the Sushi Chef) and I use Bamboo Mats.
We each have two; One wrapped in Plastic Wrap and the other plain. (Plain is to shape rolls with outside topping.)
On Mondays one of the Chef's from Habachi side takes over in place of Chang (The Sushi Chef) and he does all of his rolls by hand. (He'll use the mat to slightly shape it before cutting. I don't see how he makes 8 or 6 piece rolls. o_O)

It's actually quite easy. Just takes a lot of concentration at times.
Else it's just a pain to get large Sashimi orders, since they take the longest.

Hope that answered your question.
#16 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
It did, although I had meant do you do them by hand as in that being the alternative to the bamboo mats for normal rolls. Not a lot of people order hand rolls, although I had a crab one this one time that was pretty sweet
User avatar #17 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Ah. We just use the Mats for rolling.
I've seen some stupid shit for rolling. Like if you look on Amazon you'll find "Sushezi"....

www.amazon.com/Sante-Cookware-SUZ-Sushezi-Sushi/dp/B001P8J1GU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1361304504&sr=8-1&keywords=Sushezi

The reviews are fucking idiotic.
"I made four rolls. 45 minutes after the chat start mark, I had uploaded a photo of a plate of samples of each roll and sent it to my friend. If you've ever made sushi before, you know that's absurdly fast."

When I started making sushi with just the mat, it took me less than 8 minutes to make a roll; Now it takes me less than 15 to make a few rolls. (5+) How the hell does it take 45 minutes for 4 rolls?
#18 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
If I ordered sushi, and it took 45 minutes to make it, I would riot
User avatar #19 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Indeed.
Typically, the worst wait times at my job come about by someone ordering $80+ in Sashimi. (Either that or the Botan Ebi/ Dynamite Roll...They take SO long to make.)

So your favorite Roll is the Unagi Roll?
If you've got any questions relating to Sushi, I could help there; If I don't know it I can ask Chang later this week.
#20 - teranin (02/19/2013) [-]
What japanese steak house are we talking about here? or what state, anyway? You say rednecks so I'd imagine it's somewhere in the south.

Most sushi I've ever ordered at one time for just me was a $114 order, but it included some bluefin nigiri which understandably jacked the price through the roof.
User avatar #21 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Sakuras Japanese Steak House in Virginia. There's tons of Rednecks here...

Ah, the Blue Fin. Yeah, that's hella expensive. The place I work at rarely carries it, since no one orders it.

The most painful order I've had was on Christmas Eve. Some douchefag came in and ordered $180+ in Sashimi. At 9pm...when we close at 10...
#22 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
tell me you're in one of the three northern locations for VA, and not fredericksburg or charlottesville, because if so I could actually go there and eat
User avatar #23 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry mate. I work at the one in Fredericksburg. :/
Shit, this is a tiny world, eh?
#24 - teranin (02/20/2013) [-]
it is at that. fredericksburg is the one farthest from me unfortunately ;_;
User avatar #25 - Nameloc (02/20/2013) [-]
Damn...
Oh well. If you ever happen to be in Town on a Friday/ Saturday I'll more than likely be working there.

You wouldn't be the first, nor third, person on FJ that lives relatively close. o_O
#33 - Ah, I see. Well, good luck with that mate. 02/19/2013 on whut.jpg 0
#31 - Community Colleges are easy to get into... You're tal…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2013 on whut.jpg 0
User avatar #32 - osirusrising (02/19/2013) [-]
Nah, i'm trying to get into a Community Collage but i dropped out of high school (A lot of bs) So now it's all bbeojeobjeobe.
User avatar #56 - ixcarnifexxi (02/19/2013) [-]
Just to let you know; a collEge is a learning institution whereas a collAge is a collaboration of photos/artworks in one piece.
#37 - holybatman (02/19/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because you can't spell college.....
#38 - osirusrising (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm slightly dyslexic.
#40 - holybatman (02/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you just don't know how to spell "college".
User avatar #33 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Well, good luck with that mate.
#30 - >sitting in student lounge area in community college &g… 02/19/2013 on whut.jpg +11
#146 - MFW watching Downton Abbey 02/19/2013 on When a girl says you're cute. 0
#168 - Yes and his ghost uploaded the video to youtube from a demolis… 02/19/2013 on Parachuting. Not even once 0
#46 - Well sorry for having used iTunes forever and never deciding t… 02/19/2013 on So Stop asking me 0
#55 - Indeed. I'm 6' and my Girlfriend is 5'1". She's …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Things They Don't Tell You +2
User avatar #70 - johnnyfurious (02/18/2013) [-]
Similar here, I'm 6'2'' and my girlfriend is 5'5''.

she's just 4 months older than me, no big deal.
#52 - So the creator of this comic is a Realist, huh? I typ…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Things They Don't Tell You +1
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#13 - **** , that took too much time to figure out.... … 02/18/2013 on So Stop asking me 0
#5 - 11 wasn't worth the update... Can't add a folder anymore, …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2013 on So Stop asking me +8
User avatar #36 - dickynix (02/18/2013) [-]
Are you too fucking stupid to drag and drop?
User avatar #46 - Nameloc (02/19/2013) [-]
Well sorry for having used iTunes forever and never deciding to Drag and Drop..
User avatar #33 - kingdp (02/18/2013) [-]
to add a complete folder, open the folder's location, drag and drop folder into itunes library
simple as that
User avatar #12 - wavad (02/18/2013) [-]
Actually you can. It took me two hours to figure out that you if you press "alt" in itunes, an extra toolbar wil pop up. With that you can add a map.

I'm not supposed to spend time figuring out standard controls in a so called user-friendly program. Fuck you Apple.
User avatar #13 - Nameloc (02/18/2013) [-]
Fuck, that took too much time to figure out....
:(

They should've kept the menu the same.
#4 - I haven't watched Doctor Who yet; Would it be possible for me …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/18/2013 on no survivors +6
#34 - alexanyways (02/19/2013) [-]
It's about a bored alien who loves Earth and steals a space-ship shaped like a British Police Box and goes on countless adventures with the help of friends that he picks up on the way. There's a ton to the show, but if you're just starting out, just watch Series 1 (Season 1) of the 2005 series.

It seems boring and hard to enjoy at first, but it's something that people take time to love.
User avatar #21 - cymbaoth (02/18/2013) [-]
you CAN, but you'd really be missing out. its on netflix, except the current season, so just use your magic internet box to get there, and watch it.
#20 - Womens Study Major (02/18/2013) [-]
Start from the beginning, the VERY beginning, "An unearthly child"
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User avatar #18 - deathchain (02/18/2013) [-]
Start with Season 1, there are a few things that come back in Seasons 2, 3, and 4 that you will only understand by watching Season 1.
User avatar #17 - legolego (02/18/2013) [-]
haha.HaHaHaHaHAHA.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAA. No. Watch it from the beginning of David Tennant and you should be fine :)
#8 - temporalguardian (02/18/2013) [-]
You dont have to start with the 9th doctor (Season 1 of the new series) but watching 10 is rather important. besides jumping in with 11 without knowing atleast a little bit of the real doctor who would be awful
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (02/18/2013) [-]
Don't listen to him, Start with season one of the reboot.
User avatar #25 - temporalguardian (02/18/2013) [-]
I didn't say he shouldn't i just said its not important, especially since its so short, theres practically nothing that reappears other then some quotes, references ,and cap'n jack.
User avatar #26 - codyxvasco (02/18/2013) [-]
Nothing happens....NOTHING HAPPENS!!!???
User avatar #27 - temporalguardian (02/18/2013) [-]
Well...i....OKAY FINE, stuff happens. Just watch from series 1 like the rest said, just dont get too attatched to the 9th. if thats even possible since he was around for 13 episodes.
#7 - curbed (02/18/2013) [-]
Start from season one of the reboot. The original season 1 is from the early 60s so it's quite a bit harder to get into, besides the episodes are also much more difficult to find to be honest. And as for the basics. It's a show about a 900+ year "mad man with a box", the box being a time and space machine who can travel anywhere in time and space, he constantly fights to save the universe and has taken a special liking to Humans, all while battling the demons of his past. He also takes on Companions to keep himself sane. Hope this helps.
#6 - socialcastaway (02/18/2013) [-]
Start at season one of the relaunch (starting in 2005)
#5 - arkfire (02/18/2013) [-]
Just start at season one.
#82 - Picture 02/18/2013 on transformers has gone down... +2
#65 - I've seen some **** . But this is too far… 02/18/2013 on Upskirt +2
#468 - Thank you, my good sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on Funnyjunk, i have a... 0
User avatar #473 - getoffit (02/17/2013) [-]
Anytime, old bean.
#460 - The **** is it? Would anyone mind telling me …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Funnyjunk, i have a... 0
User avatar #475 - Kainim (02/17/2013) [-]
harlem shake with the funnyjunk elements, pretty funny
User avatar #467 - highastheground (02/17/2013) [-]
The script makes it play the harlem shake and then things start moving around
#465 - somebodybored (02/17/2013) [-]
Doooo it its fucking awesome
User avatar #463 - getoffit (02/17/2013) [-]
It makes the homepage do the Harlem shake. :D
User avatar #468 - Nameloc (02/17/2013) [-]
Thank you, my good sir.
User avatar #473 - getoffit (02/17/2013) [-]
Anytime, old bean.
#14 - There was one kid I lived with (cousin's half sister's kid) an… 02/16/2013 on Am I doing it wrong ? 0
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#58 - Those with a Car. Those with a Car that isn't younger than…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How to make a CD cover +12
User avatar #120 - zarcos (02/15/2013) [-]
So hipsters and poor people then.
User avatar #122 - exclamation (02/15/2013) [-]
And people who don't like the shit quality of most MP3s. I'm thinking of finding FLACs of my whole music library.
User avatar #77 - exclamation (02/15/2013) [-]
"Cassette Tape with the wire."
I remember having one of those... I can't remember where it is now...
#79 - Incase anyone wanted it: 02/15/2013 on Dominoes falling to form... 0
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#45 - CrankyKong ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**CrankyKong rolled image**
#43 - commission (12/29/2013) [-]
**commission rolled user clappedcrack **
User avatar #44 to #43 - clappedcrack (12/30/2013) [-]
about tree fiddy
#40 - explodingmongoose (07/12/2013) [-]
Hello, Its been a long time, but remember when we used to play on the funny junk survival server a year or two ago? my name was Neon_Huanter. anyways, I was wondering if you play tf2, because i am trying to assemble a team to go into competitive.
#41 to #40 - Nameloc (07/12/2013) [-]
That was quite a long time ago.
Yes, I play Team Fortress 2.

Although back then, I believe you were namely playing with CrankyKong/ OracleofKongs.
(He used my account to play Minecraft before he could get his own account.)

He, as well, plays TF2.
You can add us on Steam, if you haven't.

My steam name: Nameloc
His steam name: CrankyKong
#42 to #41 - explodingmongoose (07/12/2013) [-]
Ok, will do. Have a fine day/night/stuff/things.
#7 - aerosol (01/15/2013) [-]
I heard that you have a small reaction folder. Need any help expanding it?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Nameloc (01/15/2013) [-]
That would be awesome. Thanks!
User avatar #9 to #8 - aerosol (01/16/2013) [-]
Anything you're looking for in particular?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Nameloc (01/17/2013) [-]
Anything you think would be the most useful?
#11 to #10 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
This could get quite a bit of use.
#12 to #11 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
As could it's opposite
#13 to #12 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm just going to dump a few and let you decide.
#17 to #16 - Nameloc (01/17/2013) [-]
Thanks mate!   
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)
Thanks mate!
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)
#5 - CrankyKong ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nameloc (12/07/2012) [-]
DAMNIT STEAM
#4 - Womens Study Major (12/04/2012) [-]
**** you
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