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Nameloc

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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:12/20/2009
Last Login:12/14/2015
Location:Virginia
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Content Thumbs: 16752 total,  18737 ,  1985
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Content Level Progress: 46.5% (465/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
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Times Content Favorited:2061 times
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I'm uhh.. I'm an extreme procrastinator.

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#76 - What's your best edit, then? Also, there's a program …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on MS Paint skills 0
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#77 - wolviewolverine (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't upload my stuff here, except for the polandball comic and some nonsense.
I was talking about some quick forum pics.

Also paint drawing look better. Crappiness adds to fun. Polandball looks awful when proper tools are used, but with MSP it looks awesome
#75 - Anyone else notice that he turned her bellybutton from an 'out…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on MS Paint skills +3
#79 - anon (02/26/2014) [-]
You can see the bellybutton indent below the little point. I bet it was a bellybutton ring.
#532 - Yeah, a co-worker of mine is like this. Although, he'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on A bit of cringe for you guys 0
#625 - jakeattack (03/02/2014) [-]
maybe help him and show the error of his ways, even though its not your responsibility, it might be nice to help him get on track.

holy shit your name is almost too blue to see.
#467 - Again, the eyes would be the hardest part. Behind that would b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Oh god why 0
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#469 - limb (02/26/2014) [-]
I always saw in the movies they'd heat the blade red hot and then slice the tongue off and couldn't you stick a hot iron or something into the eye socket to seal it up?
#463 - You know... Unless you're a surgeon and/ or have the people an…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Oh god why 0
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#466 - limb (02/26/2014) [-]
What if you just chopped them off and cauterized them immediately afterwards?
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#467 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Again, the eyes would be the hardest part. Behind that would be the tongue, being the second hardest part.
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#469 - limb (02/26/2014) [-]
I always saw in the movies they'd heat the blade red hot and then slice the tongue off and couldn't you stick a hot iron or something into the eye socket to seal it up?
#264 - It'd lag up pages where there's more than 50 users who posted …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Phanact and Admin 0
#295 - trickstyle (02/25/2014) [-]
^ this basically.

I'd make it a colour scale. From FFFFFF to FF0000. Use a warning counter as a scale and switch it to percentage. For each percentage value set a different shade of red.

If it's red - bantime. Or use a stoplight for three penalty system:

// get number of warnings (nwar)
// for 1 warning colour F00
// for 2 warnings colour FF0
// for 3 warnings colour 0F0
#16 - So... Using Adobe After Effects on an image and using the same… 02/25/2014 on pretty neat under drugs 0
#216 - To hide the baldness. Especially if it's genetics mak… 02/22/2014 on Speed painting... 0
#35 - Oh god I hate that. Friends come to me and tell me somet… 02/19/2014 on When a Girl talks to a Guy +1
#75 - Behind the Goalie's right leg. #27 was able to tap the puc… 02/17/2014 on u aint getting nowhere! 0