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Nameloc

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Gender: male
Age: 115
Youtube Channel: MrNameloc
Steam Profile: nameloctheninja
Interests: acquiring more knowledge, sleeping
Date Signed Up:12/20/2009
Last Login:12/14/2015
Location:Virginia
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I'm uhh.. I'm an extreme procrastinator.

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#137124 - longie 06/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#73 - They scaled down the graphics immensely from …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2014 on still a fun game though 0
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#113 - koolkidkonnor (06/05/2014) [-]
wtf? why did they pull that shit
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#114 - Nameloc (06/05/2014) [-]
► WTF Is... - Watch Dogs ? Stability, smoothness, and render times.

The next gen consoles aren't as powerful as you'd like to think.

The game, on Ultra, runs barely at 60fps on the Nvidia GTX 780 ti.
The GTX 780 ti is a $720 graphics card. 2nd greatest consumer-based graphics card; excluding all 'business' cards.
And it still doesn't look as great as the E3 demo.

There's just no way it's possible for a... what... $150-$200 ? graphics card to run what was displayed at the E3 demo.
My previous card, the Nvidia GTX 550 ti Was a $125 card; Now a $75-$50 card. , could max out Battlefield 3 sub 60 :/ . But could barely run Battlefield 3's multiplayer on Medium. Actually, the lowest setting on PC for BF3 was higher in graphical fidelity than the console versions.

Even with all that, games such as LA Noire or Grand Theft Auto 4/ 5 and even Watch_Dogs, render horribly. Items pop in at the last second, or they do so far too late. (In some instances, in LA Noire, it was entirely possible to continue past the rendered zone.)

TL;DR
Ubisoft had to choose one of two options:
Lower the graphical fidelity of the game, but have the game play well.
Have the game play more like a slideshow on consoles, but have astounding graphics.
Open world games in a large city are pretty hard to make; Render distance especially. Just Cause 2 is a shining example of this done well. Yet look at the graphics of it. They look good, but for a 2010 game it's "meh" at best. Compare to: Metro 2033.

They did what had to be done. Can't argue with it. The most you can argue about is them not allowing that level of graphical fidelity, which was already made in the game, to be allowed on PC.
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#116 - koolkidkonnor (06/06/2014) [-]
its just annoying how they falsely advertise things at E3
#93 - anon (06/05/2014) [-]
wow, this is just sad
#28 - Comment deleted 06/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#25 - The new $100 bill looks a lot like the Korean Wons. 06/05/2014 on white lightning 0
#163 - 3 06/05/2014 on Sniper Elite V2 free right... +13
#23 - Opinions, man. You're a dick for calling me a dick without…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Do a flip 0
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#41 - theshadowed (06/04/2014) [-]
Well if I was watching a film, and it got to one of the big plot points, I'd be a bit pissed off if my mate started laughing because someone died
#136959 - Because suicide is selfish. So what if life sucks? … 06/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#21 - It's just a personal preference. 06/04/2014 on Do a flip 0
#19 - Aren't we all? Also, the movie was pretty **** in my …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Do a flip 0
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#22 - theshadowed (06/04/2014) [-]
Even if theres a movie you don't like, you were still being a dick. No one does that
#23 - Nameloc (06/04/2014) [-]
Opinions, man.
You're a dick for calling me a dick without context.

Did it take anything away from the movie? No.
Did anyone really care? Not really. Just my coworkers looking at me as I laughed my ass off in the theater, which was being drowned out by the movie playing.
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#41 - theshadowed (06/04/2014) [-]
Well if I was watching a film, and it got to one of the big plot points, I'd be a bit pissed off if my mate started laughing because someone died
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#20 - capslockrage (06/04/2014) [-]
tom cruises old movies are really good

risky business
top gun
the color of money
cocktail
rainman
#21 - Nameloc (06/04/2014) [-]
It's just a personal preference.
#9 - If there was nothing to bitch at at all -- Ever. , how… 06/04/2014 on It has a point, you know 0
#10 - >be me >working at fastfood place >coworkers …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Do a flip +32
#29 - evilredmuffin (06/04/2014) [-]
#27 - kez (06/04/2014) [-]
'Wow I'd rather be watching THAT movie'
>hear a few males chuckle, female coworker not amused

Haha such a funny man. haha laugh and laugh haha

Why would you add that? Makes you sound like an autistic loser with confidence issues and has nothing to do with the story.
#18 - motherduck (06/04/2014) [-]
I chuckled but seriously though you are a fucking autist.
#19 - Nameloc (06/04/2014) [-]
Aren't we all?

Also, the movie was pretty shit in my opinion. I personally don't like Tom Cruise movies, but I'd rather watch every single Tom Cruise movie in a row than watch Le Mis again.
Just thought I'd make it more interesting.

Plot twist: That female corworker and I ended up dating a bit afterwards, then stopped, then had something going on a while later. So the whole situation worked out for me.
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#22 - theshadowed (06/04/2014) [-]
Even if theres a movie you don't like, you were still being a dick. No one does that
#23 - Nameloc (06/04/2014) [-]
Opinions, man.
You're a dick for calling me a dick without context.

Did it take anything away from the movie? No.
Did anyone really care? Not really. Just my coworkers looking at me as I laughed my ass off in the theater, which was being drowned out by the movie playing.
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#41 - theshadowed (06/04/2014) [-]
Well if I was watching a film, and it got to one of the big plot points, I'd be a bit pissed off if my mate started laughing because someone died
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#20 - capslockrage (06/04/2014) [-]
tom cruises old movies are really good

risky business
top gun
the color of money
cocktail
rainman
#21 - Nameloc (06/04/2014) [-]
It's just a personal preference.
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#11 - IGotThis (06/04/2014) [-]
8/10 would read again.
#136908 - Then I saw her dopplegangers. 06/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#136896 - I've ******* met the girl in this pic before. Her nam…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#136906 - Timmietim (06/03/2014) [-]
pretty sure it was morghan or some stupid version of that
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#136908 - Nameloc (06/03/2014) [-]
Then I saw her dopplegangers.
#136895 - Go find a job. College. Work. Educate yourse… 06/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#126 - I have yet to see any episodes of S4. Yet oddly I don't ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on The Mountain 0
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#154 - siriusfakk (06/03/2014) [-]
You sir, are the definition of '' meh. ''
gj
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#153 - somethingpants (06/03/2014) [-]
This isn't technically a spoiler as it isn't really important to the plot, it's something that happened in the past that you find out about early on. I actually forgot about it half way through.
#136600 - 'Murica isn't that scary of a place. Unless you're in Detr…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#137133 - silverzepher (06/05/2014) [-]
i was bringing up the point that no hotel in the us would accept a 16 year old because they can fall through cracks iin our legal system for damages.
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#137156 - Nameloc (06/05/2014) [-]
No, I kinda doubt they'd refuse a paying customer.
Especially if you're travelling. Plan out where you're going to go and call ahead of time. Simply ask about it.
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#137163 - silverzepher (06/05/2014) [-]
i work at a hotel, no one under 18 can stay in a room without an adult paying for it
#136557 - Pretty lenient so long as you have a passport. As for rule…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#136561 - silverzepher (06/02/2014) [-]
alone or with someone else?
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#136600 - Nameloc (06/02/2014) [-]
'Murica isn't that scary of a place.
Unless you're in Detroit.

You can go alone. Hell, go visit a sporting shop and buy yourself a nice, big, pocket knife to carry around. (Just in case.)

But you'd never need it, tbh. Just don't flaunt heaps of cash around.
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#137133 - silverzepher (06/05/2014) [-]
i was bringing up the point that no hotel in the us would accept a 16 year old because they can fall through cracks iin our legal system for damages.
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#137156 - Nameloc (06/05/2014) [-]
No, I kinda doubt they'd refuse a paying customer.
Especially if you're travelling. Plan out where you're going to go and call ahead of time. Simply ask about it.
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#137163 - silverzepher (06/05/2014) [-]
i work at a hotel, no one under 18 can stay in a room without an adult paying for it
#136554 - That's pretty extreme. Suicide is never the answer.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#136573 - leadstriker (06/02/2014) [-]
what do you call the act of killing your self?
#136574 - anon (06/02/2014) [-]
suicide
#2036 - Not bad bro. Welcome to the club. 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#2025 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
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#2054 - negan (06/01/2014) [-]
Well fuck.
#2021 - Fair enough. I oddly find refreshing the comments add… 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#2002 - You could post an older picture.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#2028 - internetnick (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't always take selfies on the internet, but when I do, I look like a fucking retard because I'm making a face the moment I realize how bad my webcam is
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#2036 - Nameloc (06/01/2014) [-]
Not bad bro.

Welcome to the club.
#2015 - internetnick (06/01/2014) [-]
But I used to be sexier with long hair and I don't want to dissapoint ;)

Really I just don't have any selfies.
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#2021 - Nameloc (06/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I oddly find refreshing the comments addictive. It's like Tinder.
A popularity contest based on looks.

I'm a horrible person for judging people based on their looks, but I can't stop.
#1982 - Honestly.... Yes. Apparently I had a dopple gan… 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1930 - I haven't seen that one.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1934 - savethepandas (06/01/2014) [-]
Oh fuzzukin shit. Forgot to post the pic. Godamnit, shitnigger cuntfuck.
#1903 - This screams "DO IT FGT" 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
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#47 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/14/2015) [-]
I see you, me
#46 - nought (09/30/2015) [-]
It's been a long time
#45 - CrankyKong ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
**CrankyKong rolled image**
#43 - commission (12/29/2013) [-]
**commission rolled user clappedcrack **
#44 to #43 - clappedcrack (12/30/2013) [-]
about tree fiddy
#40 - explodingmongoose (07/12/2013) [-]
Hello, Its been a long time, but remember when we used to play on the funny junk survival server a year or two ago? my name was Neon_Huanter. anyways, I was wondering if you play tf2, because i am trying to assemble a team to go into competitive.
#41 to #40 - Nameloc (07/12/2013) [-]
That was quite a long time ago.
Yes, I play Team Fortress 2.

Although back then, I believe you were namely playing with CrankyKong/ OracleofKongs.
(He used my account to play Minecraft before he could get his own account.)

He, as well, plays TF2.
You can add us on Steam, if you haven't.

My steam name: Nameloc
His steam name: CrankyKong
#42 to #41 - explodingmongoose (07/12/2013) [-]
Ok, will do. Have a fine day/night/stuff/things.
#7 - aerosol (01/15/2013) [-]
I heard that you have a small reaction folder. Need any help expanding it?
#8 to #7 - Nameloc (01/15/2013) [-]
That would be awesome. Thanks!
#9 to #8 - aerosol (01/16/2013) [-]
Anything you're looking for in particular?
#10 to #9 - Nameloc (01/17/2013) [-]
Anything you think would be the most useful?
#11 to #10 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
This could get quite a bit of use.
#12 to #11 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
As could it's opposite
#13 to #12 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm just going to dump a few and let you decide.
#14 to #13 - aerosol (01/17/2013) [-]
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#17 to #16 - Nameloc (01/17/2013) [-]
Thanks mate!   
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)
Thanks mate!
I return the favor with a .gif I created. (Well, I turned it into a .gif and added in the text..)
#5 - CrankyKong ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
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#6 to #5 - Nameloc (12/07/2012) [-]
DAMNIT STEAM
#4 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
**** you