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#132 - Ok... be a P.O.S. if it makes you feel better. Just adds more…  [+] (28 replies) 04/26/2010 on My CockBlock story -46
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#149 - gazoogo (04/26/2010) [-]
which is why i'm having trouble deciding on what to do. it's seriously bugging me, because as i have said, i am a nice guy and destroying him is the type of thing people i don't like do. so, do i become the people i hate for my revenge, or let this guy take advantage of my friends and others. (and get off without me getting my revenge lol)
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#1416 - theFbomb (04/27/2010) [-]
It is not just simply revenge, but for the safety of others. He defeated you, but you must get back up and stop him before others feel the pain you have felt. This must be done. We the people of Funnyjunk will guide you on your quest. Now, defeat Todd.
#1380 - SpiceyPanda (04/27/2010) [-]
well didnt you already break his nose? isnt that enough ? this seems like bit of an overkill
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#616 - blueflyguy (04/26/2010) [-]
I have a plan, we need 2 helicopters, 4 elephants, and 46 tons of butter
#1409 - qazokm (04/27/2010) [-]
if that doesnt work out heres plan B
You get a chimpanzee. dont ask me where to get one ause its not my problem.So you and your chimpanzee start to become social celebs you two are seen at the best clubs etc. every guy wants to be you and every one wants the chimpanzee. So while you two are running at the top of the city`s socail ladder the girl jessica starts gettin jealous, she never stops talkin about you to todd so they break she starts to try to get close to you and eventually asks you out. you decide what to do ps the chimpanzee`s name is steve
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#315 - BipolarKrysis (04/26/2010) [-]
Alright this is what you do. You get a fresh stuffed chipmunk, a monkey that can play the drums, and a rough trick tranny named Jim. So alright, you take the dudes idea with the yearbook. Buy a page then post all the pictures of which on that page. Then take the stuffed chipmunk and tie him to this dudes locker in a epic fight with King Kong, while the monkey plays the drums in a slow dramatic fight scene moment deal, then all while this is going on, surprise butt sex from the rough trick tranny as he is astonished by the monkey playing the drums for a epic non moving fight scene attached to his locker. He will not only be made a mockery in front of the school and his girls. He will also be known as gay. It's genius.. Post aftermath.
#197 - Xangel (04/26/2010) [-]
karma will catch up to him soon enough. you shouldn't do it. And i say this assuming this situation is real. the people saying to do it, probably are just hiding behind their internet facades. Don't do it. If all fails. Ask TheDesigner.
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#1275 - natmor (04/26/2010) [-]
assuming this is real...this is karma catching up to the guy...DO IT!!
#901 - Xangel (04/26/2010) [-]
sorry if a logical path is not your forte. internets = no morals.
#612 - Jumpin (04/26/2010) [-]
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#166 - sugarsnakk (04/26/2010) [-]
k dude this is what you do, 1.your plan 2. watch him suffer 3.tongue kiss his sister or fuck her etc. tell him about in in details, and tell jessica. make the bitch feel bad and dont fret, the fucker(s) deserved it.
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#161 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Well, hand over the evidence to someone else that you trust, and they can fork it over anonymously, It won't be traced back to you if you do it right, The guy loses his integrity, and you marvel in the genius that is your revenge. If you do take this path, then you can't be foolish, cocky and sloppy about it. Take your time in the set up, cus it doesn't seem like you are in a time frame.
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#171 - gazoogo (04/26/2010) [-]
umm, sooo posting photos and banners all over school isn't a good idea?
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#229 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Well I suppose you could do that. Maybe get it in the school newspaper, or a more expensive and permanent route, buy an entire page in the yearbook with the photos. Don't add descriptions, just dates to each pic. The ladies will figure it out and band together.
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#1398 - Blazing (04/27/2010) [-]
#1355 - France (04/26/2010) [-]
Holy fuck, you are one crazy chipmunk
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#679 - Endofzeeworld (04/26/2010) [-]
Wouldn't you have to approve the pictures with some sort of yearbook committee or something? I don't know if they would accept a bunch of pictures of people making out...
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#688 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Well where I go to school as long as you aren't eating faces, its all good. But who knows. And all he needs in is a few. All the other ones not included will get themselves involved
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#695 - Endofzeeworld (04/26/2010) [-]
Then again he could always bribe them if the committee is chaired by other students...
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#238 - gazoogo (04/26/2010) [-]
#1006 - anon (04/26/2010) [-]
you have nothing to lose anyways. Since your friendship is good as shit...you still have his sister so Hats off to you good sir.
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#247 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Glad I can offer my services to a noble cause
#360 - anon (04/26/2010) [-]
Dont you think that he will find out who took the pictures? he says that he was hanging out with them when the photos where taken. he just have to remember who was with him AND WHO WAS TAKING PHOTOS.
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#479 - formal (04/26/2010) [-]
easy lie and tell him u dropped the photos somewhere at school and some1 must have picked them up
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#662 - Arrogonios (04/26/2010) [-]
That defeats the point. I would want him to know it was me who ruined his life and why I did it. There's a reason Montresor in Poe's Cask of Amontillado is considered to be so diabolical. This whole cockblock story sounds just like his plan. Granted, Gazoogo, you should not brick him up in your basement. That's just slightly too much. The pics plan sounds great though.
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#707 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Well if this guy really does go off the deep end, and decides he has nothing to live for, then you could be in some serious danger. Who knows what is weapon preference is
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#1420 - Arrogonios (04/27/2010) [-]
Do you really suppose that's likely? So many people threaten to go postal, but we've heard what? Three, four stories about school shootings out of two hundred thousand high schools in the country? Rather good odds for safety, imo.
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#955 - Mysterymeato (04/26/2010) [-]
why lower your rock bottom social standard by attacking a school hero?
#62 - How...  [+] (5 replies) 04/17/2010 on Epic Bike Accident +1
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#63 - GoMewTwo (04/17/2010) [-]
LMAO IM WATCHING SILENT LIBARY!. this guys has to stand on a board and tapdance for 30 sec while his friends use a modified launcher to shoot tomatoes at him!
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#68 - MountainDewMe (04/17/2010) [-]
Use a slingshot on that shit.
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#65 - OooLala (04/17/2010) [-]
k... lol. Wut?
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#80 - MountainDewMe (04/23/2010) [-]
Wait who the hell went through and thumbs down all of these? I SHALL RETURN THE THUMBS UP TO THEM
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#81 - OooLala (04/23/2010) [-]
I shall join you in this!
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