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Mynameismario

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/07/2009
Last Login:3/15/2016
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#32 - 3DS PACKAGE BUT NO 3DS WHERE IS THE 3DS?!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2012 on Exited son opening his 3DS -2
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#41 - heartlessrobot (07/12/2012) [-]
Inside of your vagina.
#8 - Please go on and tell me about how your generation didn't do t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on What happened? +2
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#11 - blackrunner (07/12/2012) [-]
I'll have to agree with this dude (even though it will land me a shitload of red thumbs). I'm sure every recent generation "devoloped" new values which troubled the previous generation. A couple of decades ago it was conscidered sluttish to war a skirt which showed the kneecaps.
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#13 - blackrunner (07/12/2012) [-]
#116 - Hey OP, where were you in this men pleasing lesson? 07/08/2012 on Man pleasing lessons. +9
#814 - But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
#803 - >It's not instant and how does that mean he is travelli…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#806 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
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#814 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
#1 - Just be a American, you can't get worse 07/06/2012 on Goin' On a Trip +3
#776 - I swear Goku dies literally every single time a major villian …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. 0
#801 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
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Goku's form of long distance travel is instantaneous. Let's assign a millisecond to the word instantaneous for the sake of this example. 4 minutes is 240 seconds which is 240,000 milliseconds. Meaning Goku travels at a speed 240,000 times faster than superman. If 10 hours would be 1.752 billion times the speed of light then 4 minutes is 262.8 billion times the speed of light. 262.8 billion times 240,000 is 63,072,000,000,000,000. 63.072 Quadrillion times the speed of light. And I end my turn by throwing down a facedown.
#803 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
>It's not instant
and how does that mean he is travelling 240,000 times faster?
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#806 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
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#814 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
#172 - >Trusts /b/ lol no, have a /co/ post  [+] (12 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. +25
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#402 - assravager (07/06/2012) [-]
Lets see Superman's speed match up to literal teleportation. Let's see Superman's heat vision stack up to a Kamehameha (note that when training for the cell games Gohan fired a very small ki blast that cooked an entire meal and nearly set goku's hair on fire). Let's see someone who struggled to hold back a falling plane stack up to someone who as in their child form in GT could with ease toss around Great Ape Baby Vegeta. If Superman was so invincible how did he die whilst fighting Apocalypse? Superman's durability doesn't seem very reliable against an attack that could vaporize a planet in one go and in a short amount of time, vaporize an entire solar system.
#776 - Mynameismario (07/06/2012) [-]
I swear Goku dies literally every single time a major villian comes about?

and on foot he can keep pace with the flash, running so fast he runs on water.


Also he can fly so fast, lets do some calculations :



In death of new gods #4 it took Superman less then 4 mins to reach metropolis from the vega system in space,which is 25.3 light years away.
if it had taken him 10 HOURS it would mean he was flying at 1.752 BILLION time the speed of LIGHT, meaning he travels even fast then that as it took him 4 minutes.




Your move.
#801 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
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Goku's form of long distance travel is instantaneous. Let's assign a millisecond to the word instantaneous for the sake of this example. 4 minutes is 240 seconds which is 240,000 milliseconds. Meaning Goku travels at a speed 240,000 times faster than superman. If 10 hours would be 1.752 billion times the speed of light then 4 minutes is 262.8 billion times the speed of light. 262.8 billion times 240,000 is 63,072,000,000,000,000. 63.072 Quadrillion times the speed of light. And I end my turn by throwing down a facedown.
#803 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
>It's not instant
and how does that mean he is travelling 240,000 times faster?
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#806 - assravager (07/07/2012) [-]
Instant Transmission is the name of his technique used for long distance travel. I assigned a unit of time (millisecond) for the example. If he were to travel the same distance that Superman did in your example in one millisecond (the unit used to portray the thought of instantaneous) he would cover the distance traveled at a rate 240,000 times faster than superman.
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#814 - Mynameismario (07/07/2012) [-]
But that's wrong, he moves at the speed of light, no instantly
#215 - afrosheep (07/06/2012) [-]
man thats fucking stupid how superman be that strong to retarded, because if he was that strong he would destroy the earth by merely walking on it. Also what could he be standing on that could support his weight? What ever it is then it must be made out of his unbreakable skeleton.
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#223 - derkio (07/06/2012) [-]
He can control that power
#239 - afrosheep (07/06/2012) [-]
i guess that makes sense but i still can't take superman seriously as he seems to have a shit ton of abilities and also is capable of doing things that are unrealistically impossible. I am not saying however that goku isn't unrealistic but at least he had a humble beginning and also a practical explanation for his powers.
#205 - uncleforeskin (07/06/2012) [-]
This was actually in that thread, but OP decided to leave that out.
#190 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
The bad news is that he's dying, lol.
That's the funny thing about this comic.
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#183 - graphically (07/06/2012) [-]
superman wins
#400 - I don't get why everyone is sad? The crab was a dick!…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Crabs Lost Love -4
#421 - benryx (07/06/2012) [-]
>opinion
>red thumbs

live and learn, mario
(for the record, I agree)
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#409 - rdangerdash (07/06/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up, John.
#44 - BUT WHAT IS THAT JEREMIAH VERSE  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Inspirational Break Up Lad. +80
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#52 - NerdforChrist (07/03/2012) [-]
"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
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#71 - ButtonFly (07/03/2012) [-]
Thank you, cause I had no idea what verse he was talking about.

I just noticed how oddly appropriate your name is.
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#135 - NerdforChrist (07/14/2012) [-]
Yep, i try to live it as best i can. Have a good day.
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#136 - ButtonFly (07/15/2012) [-]
You too.