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MurphyUK

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:11/29/2009
Last Login:5/25/2016
Location:I am not sure
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Comment Ranking:#5213
Highest Content Rank:#2230
Highest Comment Rank:#124
Content Thumbs: 2126 total,  2589 ,  463
Comment Thumbs: 22769 total,  25657 ,  2888
Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 58.7% (587/1000)
Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:78541
Times Content Favorited:753 times
Total Comments Made:4410
FJ Points:23883
Favorite Tags: funny (83) | cat (4) | ryan (4) | Chicken (3) | Dog (3) | the (3) | animal (2) | Army (2) | Awesome (2) | dance (2) | jews (2) | kitty (2) | nigger (2) | Pokemon (2) | Shark (2) | stuff (2)

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    What not to do with this book. What not to do with this book.
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    Americans Americans
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    Chill Chill
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    Do it Do it
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    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
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    FUCK YEH FUCK YEH
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    ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
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    PETER GRIFFIN FTW! PETER GRIFFIN FTW!
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    First I was like dog First I was like dog
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    Achievement unlocked Achievement unlocked
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    Thats how it is done Thats how it is done
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    Uploaded: 12/27/09
    LOLLYPOP! LOLLYPOP!

latest user's comments

#47 - Hodor is the hero the seven kingdoms deserves, but not the one… 05/23/2016 on Fucking Apt +4
#4 - I say we leave. There are benefits in staying in the … 05/21/2016 on Brexit 0
#57 - If we stop using words that offend people because they know so… 05/21/2016 on I hate it 0
#50 - Quite a lot of marriages, like a lot of relationships, things … 05/15/2016 on Such is life 0
#46 - How does he have a failing marriage? They always get back toge…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Such is life 0
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#49 - mondominiman (05/15/2016) [-]
There have been some episodes where she leaves him of course she comes back at the end but c'mon how many times does an average marriages deal with things like that.
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#50 - MurphyUK (05/15/2016) [-]
Quite a lot of marriages, like a lot of relationships, things just get too much sometimes. A failing marriage is when they hate each other and don't want to be around each other 24/7.
#175 - Picture 05/11/2016 on Tuerni Vashomped Meeci +1
#142 - **** man I don't know, I am not the office of national statistics.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2016 on Tuerni Vashomped Meeci +1
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#174 - scowler (05/11/2016) [-]
Well, fuck me sideways.
#175 - MurphyUK (05/11/2016) [-]
#139 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2016 on Tuerni Vashomped Meeci +1
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#140 - scowler (05/11/2016) [-]
How much British merchandise is actually made in the UK, then?
#142 - MurphyUK (05/11/2016) [-]
Fuck man I don't know, I am not the office of national statistics.
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#174 - scowler (05/11/2016) [-]
Well, fuck me sideways.
#175 - MurphyUK (05/11/2016) [-]
#136 - They better not blow it up, Trafford centre is one of the only…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2016 on Tuerni Vashomped Meeci +1
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#138 - scowler (05/11/2016) [-]
How much Canadian merchandise is actually made in Canada?
#139 - MurphyUK (05/11/2016) [-]
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#140 - scowler (05/11/2016) [-]
How much British merchandise is actually made in the UK, then?
#142 - MurphyUK (05/11/2016) [-]
Fuck man I don't know, I am not the office of national statistics.
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#174 - scowler (05/11/2016) [-]
Well, fuck me sideways.
#175 - MurphyUK (05/11/2016) [-]
#1755 - **MurphyUK used "*roll picture*"** **MurphyUK rolled image ** 05/09/2016 on Hottie Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
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#110 - sweetkixx (05/06/2015) [-]
I saw your comment about your daughter. If you need someone to talk to, I like talking to people.
#111 to #110 - MurphyUK ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Well ain't you a ray of sunshine
#112 to #111 - sweetkixx (05/06/2015) [-]
I try to be. Would you like my skype?
#113 to #112 - MurphyUK ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Sure
#109 - moisture (04/16/2015) [-]
#100 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
fag
#101 to #104 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
Brilliant comeback again, you are good at this. Well done block me, you just lost the argument.
#102 to #105 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
really i lost to some little kid on the internet, i think not
#103 to #106 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
Little kid? I am 17 you retard. Also well done use what I said, you have a brain of a 8 year old. At least I can think of my own comeback, and better than yours.
#104 to #107 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
17? so you resort to thumb me down on my picture? you sound like the most mature 17 year old, saying your better than me. your own comeback isn't original, filling in 6 different words is not original.
#105 to #108 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
You thumbed me down, so you just called yourself there. Notice I proved that I was, I thought of it in my head so therefore original.
#106 to #109 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
i thumbed you down because you did the same to me! it is not original to take someone's idea, and put in 5 of your words
#107 to #110 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
I thumbed you down because you thumbed me down for that little typing mistake. How did I take it from someone? Who said it first? I thought of it on my own.
#108 to #111 - Dwarf (12/15/2010) [-]
THIS
IS
HILARIOUS!
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#96 to #99 - MurphyUK ONLINE (10/16/2010) [-]
Hello there good sir.
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#98 to #101 - MurphyUK ONLINE (10/16/2010) [-]
And a Parrot talked to me. Life lived.
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#91 - nigeleopold (08/08/2010) [-]
Your my fav. person from funnyjunk!
#92 to #95 - MurphyUK ONLINE (08/08/2010) [-]
You are mine :D lets get married on the moon!
#93 to #96 - SCREWTHERULES (10/01/2010) [-]
if you ****** on the moon, your cum would float around... very messy.
#94 to #97 - MurphyUK ONLINE (10/02/2010) [-]
Actually it is beautiful.
#80 - midgman (07/15/2010) [-]
your icon makes me lol
#76 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
I know totally!
#77 to #78 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/14/2010) [-]
I am not alone! : D
#78 to #79 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
btw i commented here cus would have been thumbed down on my pic -_-
#79 to #80 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/14/2010) [-]
How gay of people.
#74 - Anamaguchi **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
#75 to #76 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/13/2010) [-]
You have made me the happiest girl in the world!
#72 - MCPO (07/10/2010) [-]
My mother can defend herself. Unlike yours that got raped and you are the pathetic cunt of an abomination that likes nothing better to do than to take in the ass from a protestant priest and as you slit your wrist with a razor because you lack the balls to man up, get the dick out you ass and mouth, a actually do something with your pathetic **** of a thing you call a life than be on the internet put **** in your mouth.
#73 to #74 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/10/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha omg you sad little boy, i was doing it for the lolz, you actually took it serious. Wow i am not the one who needs a life, you do. Also go back to school and learn grammar, or go back a few years.
#70 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
so you r the winrar of thumbs.

congrats
#71 to #72 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/03/2010) [-]
HAPPY FACE!