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Gender: male
Age: 112
Date Signed Up:11/29/2009
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:I am not sure
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Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 13.6% (136/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Times Content Favorited:755 times
Total Comments Made:3885
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    What not to do with this book. What not to do with this book.
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    Americans Americans
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    Chill Chill
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    Do it Do it
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    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
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    FUCK YEH FUCK YEH
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    ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
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    PETER GRIFFIN FTW! PETER GRIFFIN FTW!
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    First I was like dog First I was like dog
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    Achievement unlocked Achievement unlocked
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    Thats how it is done Thats how it is done
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    LOLLYPOP! LOLLYPOP!
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#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on It's not even on? 0
#9 - sinery Comment deleted by MurphyUK
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on It's not even on? 0
#7 - sinery Comment deleted by MurphyUK
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#91 - I sat here for about 2 minutes wondering why she was getting acne. 07/03/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's home life +9
#5838 - **MurphyUK rolls 276,231,684** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#147 - How does he upload it? 06/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#579 - I think it is natural for humans to be like that, in chimpazee…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on True Equality 0
User avatar #628 - qnamanmanga (06/29/2014) [-]
That's not true. Some guys would want be yourself, even if that means be girly and not so manly.
#17 - But he did make the best scene ever in my opinion, his death i… 06/25/2014 on Sean Bean, 1000 ways to die 0
#10 - They are just firing shovels so the enemy can dig their own graves.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Military faces budget cuts +3
User avatar #41 - perform (06/25/2014) [-]
But they would be dead before they dig their own graves.
#110 - forgot one. 06/22/2014 on Compilation of fucking... 0
#36 - False. We have baths and throw about 20 teabags in the bathtub.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on [Insert country of origin] +11
User avatar #105 - womo (06/22/2014) [-]
that's actually really good for your skin.
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User avatar #100 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
fag
User avatar #101 to #104 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
Brilliant comeback again, you are good at this. Well done block me, you just lost the argument.
User avatar #102 to #105 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
really i lost to some little kid on the internet, i think not
User avatar #103 to #106 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
Little kid? I am 17 you retard. Also well done use what I said, you have a brain of a 8 year old. At least I can think of my own comeback, and better than yours.
User avatar #104 to #107 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
17? so you resort to thumb me down on my picture? you sound like the most ****** 17 year old, saying your better than me. your own comeback isn't original, filling in 6 different words is not original.
User avatar #105 to #108 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
You thumbed me down, so you just called yourself there. Notice I proved that I was, I thought of it in my head so therefore original.
User avatar #106 to #109 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
i thumbed you down because you did the same to me! it is not original to take someone's idea, and put in 5 of your words
User avatar #107 to #110 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
I thumbed you down because you thumbed me down for that little typing mistake. How did I take it from someone? Who said it first? I thought of it on my own.
User avatar #108 to #111 - Dwarf (12/15/2010) [-]
THIS
IS
HILARIOUS!
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User avatar #96 to #99 - MurphyUK (10/16/2010) [-]
Hello there good sir.
#97 to #100 - Parrot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #98 to #101 - MurphyUK (10/16/2010) [-]
And a Parrot talked to me. Life lived.
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#91 - nigeleopold (08/08/2010) [-]
Your my fav. person from funnyjunk!
User avatar #92 to #95 - MurphyUK (08/08/2010) [-]
You are mine :D lets get married on the moon!
User avatar #93 to #96 - SCREWTHERULES (10/01/2010) [-]
if you ****** on the moon, your cum would float around... very messy.
User avatar #94 to #97 - MurphyUK (10/02/2010) [-]
Actually it is beautiful.
User avatar #80 - midgman **User deleted account** (07/15/2010) [-]
your icon makes me lol
#76 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
I know totally!
User avatar #77 to #78 - MurphyUK (07/14/2010) [-]
I am not alone! : D
#78 to #79 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
btw i commented here cus would have been thumbed down on my pic -_-
User avatar #79 to #80 - MurphyUK (07/14/2010) [-]
How gay of people.
#74 - Anamaguchi **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
User avatar #75 to #76 - MurphyUK (07/13/2010) [-]
You have made me the happiest girl in the world!
User avatar #72 - MCPO (07/10/2010) [-]
My mother can defend herself. Unlike yours that got raped and you are the pathetic **** of an abomination that likes nothing better to do than to take in the ass from a protestant priest and as you slit your wrist with a razor because you lack the balls to man up, get the dick out you ass and mouth, a actually do something with your pathetic **** of a thing you call a life than be on the internet put **** in your mouth.
User avatar #73 to #74 - MurphyUK (07/10/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha omg you sad little boy, i was doing it for the lolz, you actually took it serious. Wow i am not the one who needs a life, you do. Also go back to school and learn grammar, or go back a few years.
#70 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
so you r the winrar of thumbs.

congrats
User avatar #71 to #72 - MurphyUK (07/03/2010) [-]
HAPPY FACE!
User avatar #69 - tetrisdood (06/29/2010) [-]
ur avatar juss got kicked in the nuts
#57 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
hai i'm from the UK too :D
User avatar #58 to #57 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
Were about in the hills those thou liveth? Also one does like ones profile pics
#59 to #58 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
thou thy lives in the great city of London and why thankyou :D

How about yourself? :O
User avatar #60 to #59 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
One lives in the chavy place of Bolton
#61 to #60 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
never heard of it, is it up north or something
User avatar #62 to #61 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
Indeed it is are you posh?
#63 to #62 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
Umm, na

lul
User avatar #64 to #63 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
I may dissagree with that statement
#65 to #64 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
well i aint though! Im cockney ;)
User avatar #66 to #65 - MurphyUK (03/16/2010) [-]
I'm a person :D
#67 to #66 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
NO WAY! YOURE NOT BEING SERIOUS? BECAUSE IM ONE TOO! :O
User avatar #68 to #67 - MurphyUK (03/17/2010) [-]
HOLY **** !!!!
User avatar #36 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/01/2010) [-]
Look up:
Schwerer Gustav

Now you see, this weapon is ultimate badass.
I can rebuild it.
Then send it to your house.
I am doing this because my name is Adolf Hitler.

In the end, there can only be CHAOS!-kratos, GOD OF WAR 3!
User avatar #37 to #36 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS 1! because we only need 1 chuck norris lol
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
We have Kratos on our side.
KRATOS!
User avatar #39 to #38 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
NORRIS!
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
KRATOS-God of war

Chuck norris- a MORTAL!
User avatar #41 to #40 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
KRATOS- God of war

CHUCK NORRIS- God of Gods
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
The god of war killed the god of gods.
So Kratos>chuck norris.

BTW are you excited for God of war 3?
Or did you never heard of that game?
User avatar #43 to #42 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
I NEED GOD OF WAR 3!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
I am buying the Ultimate trilogy edition.
There are loads of games that have copied GoW, and when I mean copy, I don't mean take the main idea and twist it, I mean rip it off.

User avatar #45 to #44 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
*envy*
I agree highly and refering to dante's inferno
User avatar #46 to #45 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
It is still a good game, but I liked the GOW E3 demo.
The demo which is a year old better then Dante's Inferno.
User avatar #47 to #46 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
same did your PS3 break yesterday?
User avatar #48 to #47 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
No, you are not supposed to turn it on.
The issue is fixed today, but you loose all your trophies.
I played on my Xbox 360 yesterday.
User avatar #49 to #48 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
Lucky you it was just the Fast boys that went down
User avatar #50 to #49 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
Did you loose all your trophies?
User avatar #51 to #50 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
No i have a Slim but i still did not turn it on i was bored all day
User avatar #52 to #51 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
Well, I have the fatass one.
User avatar #53 to #52 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
lol hitler likes online gaming what is ur frav game?
User avatar #54 to #53 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
I ******* love Uncharted 2.
User avatar #55 to #54 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
that is a awesome game
User avatar #56 to #55 - TheAdolfHitler ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
Yea,
My list is:
1.Uncharted 2
2.Bad Company 2
3.Modern warfare 2
4.Assassins creed 2
5. Half life 2
User avatar #34 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (02/23/2010) [-]
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!
User avatar #35 to #34 - MurphyUK (02/23/2010) [-]
How do you know my type if music?
User avatar #31 - jessicawaters (02/20/2010) [-]
hey wats up
User avatar #33 to #31 - jessicawaters (02/20/2010) [-]
lol im srry im bored
User avatar #32 to #31 - MurphyUK (02/20/2010) [-]
many things
#29 - Sarahpants **User deleted account** (02/17/2010) [-]
Hi i am dying to see you, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get to you, this stupid gatekeeper is asking me for a ticket to enter the zoo!
User avatar #30 to #29 - MurphyUK (02/17/2010) [-]
well then u must first preform a erotic dance and then let him smell ur cheese
User avatar #21 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
I am the Random Page Visitor!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - MurphyUK (02/05/2010) [-]
and i am a random NINJA!!! U CAN NOT SEE ME =_=
User avatar #23 to #22 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
i will keep looking!! i never give up!!
i am gonna call chuck norris for help!!
User avatar #24 to #23 - MurphyUK (02/05/2010) [-]
You do not call chuck norris he call you
User avatar #25 to #24 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
Yeah!! lol!!
#19 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
hey murphy whats your psn
User avatar #20 to #19 - MurphyUK (02/04/2010) [-]
It is Elite__bacon 2 lines :D
#14 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
c-c-c-combo braker
User avatar #17 to #14 - whassup (02/02/2010) [-]
BREAKER NOT BRAKER ITS BREAKER
User avatar #15 to #14 - MurphyUK (02/02/2010) [-]
Quite
User avatar #12 - whassup (01/28/2010) [-]
I EAT PONIES
User avatar #13 to #12 - MurphyUK (01/28/2010) [-]
I EAT LAMAS!!!!!!!!
User avatar #16 to #13 - whassup (02/02/2010) [-]
I EAT SUVs!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #18 to #16 - MurphyUK (02/02/2010) [-]
I eat women BOOYA! hi five
User avatar #26 to #18 - whassup (02/12/2010) [-]
hi five
but what part of them???? XDXDXDXDXDXDXD :D
User avatar #27 to #26 - MurphyUK (02/14/2010) [-]
The place which in known as the ******
User avatar #28 to #27 - whassup (02/14/2010) [-]
I should take sex ed here
ONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
User avatar #3 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
o god wat happen
User avatar #4 to #3 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
why what HAS SOMETHING FELL DOWN THE WELL AGAIN GO FOR HELP!
User avatar #5 to #4 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
I AM DOWN THE WELL
YOU'RE MY ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL D:
User avatar #6 to #5 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
OK!......AHHH **** NOW I AM IN THE WELL (It is text and that sounded like bad acting
User avatar #7 to #6 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
GAY SEX IT IS WAT
User avatar #8 to #7 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE
User avatar #9 to #8 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW.
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Getin herebtw
User avatar #10 to #9 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
getin were?
User avatar #11 to #10 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
Temp. FJ Forum :D
#1 - thespammer **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
Spam for you!
User avatar #2 to #1 - MurphyUK (01/17/2010) [-]
OH GOD I AHEV BEEN SPAMMED!
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