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    What not to do with this book. What not to do with this book.
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#17 - Not the american MRE, just going off what I have heard. Britis… 06/21/2016 on I liked the MRE Saghetti 0
#14 - Enough for a brew 06/20/2016 on I liked the MRE Saghetti 0
#13 - I mean in a military view. In my experience we cook our food a… 06/20/2016 on I liked the MRE Saghetti 0
#4 - Well that sounds much better, I still think it would be a wast…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2016 on I liked the MRE Saghetti -1
#11 - ygdosst (06/20/2016) [-]
Nor sure about Official Military MREs, but with the ones handed out to Civilians during Hurricane Evacuations, the heaters work best with exactly 4oz of undrinkable salt water contained in a pouch within the MRE.
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#16 - XVI (06/21/2016) [-]
The salt water thing is just for emergency situations, (near the ocean obviously) normally it's just regular water.
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#13 - MurphyUK (06/20/2016) [-]
I mean in a military view. In my experience we cook our food and use our heated water for a bru.
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#9 - XVI (06/20/2016) [-]
It's seriously like 2-4 ounces of water
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#14 - MurphyUK (06/20/2016) [-]
Enough for a brew
#6 - How do I type and play games with it though? 06/20/2016 on Meet The Keyboard Of The... +7
#2 - I do not trust the americans ration packs. They only have to a…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/20/2016 on I liked the MRE Saghetti -5
#15 - supersixfourr (06/21/2016) [-]
Have you never seen an MRE before?
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#17 - MurphyUK (06/21/2016) [-]
Not the american MRE, just going off what I have heard. British Ration packs yes.
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#10 - muffincannibal (06/20/2016) [-]
You add water to a heat pack and put the food pack in a slit of the heat pack I believe.
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#8 - mrlosthaze (06/20/2016) [-]
my old roommate was in the ROTC and he said that the MRE cheese is made to bind you up so you don't have to shit as often but when you do it's like pushing a poolball out your ass
#3 - rakogoki (06/20/2016) [-]
the food and chemicals used to heat the meal are in separate packets.
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#5 - puut (06/20/2016) [-]
And plus, Chili Mac is better.
#12 - wickedninjaking (06/20/2016) [-]
Chili MufuckinMAC
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#6 - rakogoki (06/20/2016) [-]
i like the meatloaf and gravy.
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#7 - puut (06/20/2016) [-]
That or maple sausage.
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#4 - MurphyUK (06/20/2016) [-]
Well that sounds much better, I still think it would be a waste of water.
#11 - ygdosst (06/20/2016) [-]
Nor sure about Official Military MREs, but with the ones handed out to Civilians during Hurricane Evacuations, the heaters work best with exactly 4oz of undrinkable salt water contained in a pouch within the MRE.
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#16 - XVI (06/21/2016) [-]
The salt water thing is just for emergency situations, (near the ocean obviously) normally it's just regular water.
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#13 - MurphyUK (06/20/2016) [-]
I mean in a military view. In my experience we cook our food and use our heated water for a bru.
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#9 - XVI (06/20/2016) [-]
It's seriously like 2-4 ounces of water
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#14 - MurphyUK (06/20/2016) [-]
Enough for a brew
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#19 - ***** has places to be 06/19/2016 on Fuck you... +4
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#151 - Step up *****. 06/17/2016 on The new Zelda's physics... 0