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MurphyUK

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:11/29/2009
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:I am not sure
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Comment Ranking:#2459
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Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 47.6% (476/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Total Comments Made:4179
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    What not to do with this book. What not to do with this book.
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    Americans Americans
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    Chill Chill
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    Do it Do it
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    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
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    FUCK YEH FUCK YEH
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    ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
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    PETER GRIFFIN FTW! PETER GRIFFIN FTW!
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    First I was like dog First I was like dog
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    Thats how it is done Thats how it is done
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    LOLLYPOP! LOLLYPOP!
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latest user's comments

#6 - You can buy it, they won't use it. 03/31/2015 on hover 0
#42 - **** that, she maybe a gamer gurl but bitch better not … 03/29/2015 on Playing Seductive +2
#68 - it just something cleverly stupid like most of monty pythons j…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Romani Ite Domum +2
#71 - jokexplain (03/29/2015) [-]
>>#67, >>#68, >>#59,
Correct! Have some cookies.
#60 - when it is eating something it shouldn't. like if you leave yo… 03/28/2015 on Dog 37 +1
#31 - The kids don't eat the ******* hexi block, they have ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Fucking ice cream man +12
#35 - starchild (03/28/2015) [-]
Its probably the same kids that have grown up and become ISIS, fucking chocolate withdrawl
#6 - ITV or another channel will grab them and make a new show.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Clarkson likes his food hot +20
User avatar #15 - straightbusta (03/28/2015) [-]
Sky, hopefully. Can't stand ITV.
#26 - The only problem with wolf dogs is that a lot of them still ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Dog 37 0
User avatar #38 - brokentrucker (03/28/2015) [-]
Never have I ever been in a situation where I had to take food away from a dog that I wouldn't mind killing. Like, why take their food? Who would honestly be so stupid?
User avatar #60 - MurphyUK (03/28/2015) [-]
when it is eating something it shouldn't. like if you leave your plate unattended for a second dogs will try to eat it.
#42 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
No one never have to take food from the dog, but as example, stupid ass little children may try to take the dog's treats, and that's a bad thing if your wolfdog/any other dog is overprotective. That's why I teached mine to understand it is going to get that shit back when acting nice or doing nothing, as I said in #36.
#36 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
Mine had that too. The trick is to try to remove that instinct as early as possible, when it's still puppy just once in a while in the middle of eating command it to sit, and take the bowl away, it tries to protest, and when it's calm again, give the bowl back. This whole process may take a while.

Still when my sisters toddlers come visit I ask them to not goof around my dog's bones and treats. I'm more than sure my dog won't do shit to kids, but still, just in case

Sorry for maybe broken english.
#22 - I don't know if they still do this but soliders used to give h…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Fucking ice cream man +2
#61 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
then the next group of schmucks marches through and wonders why they get pelted with rocks
User avatar #29 - majkee (03/28/2015) [-]
Shy are people thumbing this down? that's pretty funny to be honest, bet if it was some story about doing it to some fat kid in your school this would have loads of thumbs
#27 - starchild (03/28/2015) [-]
Dont know why your been thumbed down, little fuckers thought it was kendal mint cake, laughs were had
#32 - malaysianflight (03/28/2015) [-]
The fuck? It has Romney on the side of the packaging, CONSPIRACY.
User avatar #26 - starchild (03/28/2015) [-]
Dont know why your been thumbed down, little fuckers thought it was kendal mint cake, laughs were had
#30 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
because giving venonmto kids is not funny?
would like muslim soldiers to come to your country and make your kids drink gasoline as a joke?, would that be funny?
User avatar #31 - MurphyUK (03/28/2015) [-]
The kids don't eat the fucking hexi block, they have taste spuds, they bite into it and spit ti out because obviously it tastes fucking awful.
#35 - starchild (03/28/2015) [-]
Its probably the same kids that have grown up and become ISIS, fucking chocolate withdrawl
#47 - You do lose weight but you lose it slower. Your body is quite … 03/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#117 - Picture 03/26/2015 on Scottish +2

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Latest users (1): MurphyUK, anonymous(1).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #100 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
fag
User avatar #101 to #104 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
Brilliant comeback again, you are good at this. Well done block me, you just lost the argument.
User avatar #102 to #105 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
really i lost to some little kid on the internet, i think not
User avatar #103 to #106 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
Little kid? I am 17 you retard. Also well done use what I said, you have a brain of a 8 year old. At least I can think of my own comeback, and better than yours.
User avatar #104 to #107 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
17? so you resort to thumb me down on my picture? you sound like the most mature 17 year old, saying your better than me. your own comeback isn't original, filling in 6 different words is not original.
User avatar #105 to #108 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
You thumbed me down, so you just called yourself there. Notice I proved that I was, I thought of it in my head so therefore original.
User avatar #106 to #109 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
i thumbed you down because you did the same to me! it is not original to take someone's idea, and put in 5 of your words
User avatar #107 to #110 - MurphyUK ONLINE (11/25/2010) [-]
I thumbed you down because you thumbed me down for that little typing mistake. How did I take it from someone? Who said it first? I thought of it on my own.
User avatar #108 to #111 - Dwarf (12/15/2010) [-]
THIS
IS
HILARIOUS!
#95 - Parrot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #96 to #99 - MurphyUK ONLINE (10/16/2010) [-]
Hello there good sir.
#97 to #100 - Parrot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #98 to #101 - MurphyUK ONLINE (10/16/2010) [-]
And a Parrot talked to me. Life lived.
#99 to #102 - Parrot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#91 - nigeleopold (08/08/2010) [-]
Your my fav. person from funnyjunk!
User avatar #92 to #95 - MurphyUK ONLINE (08/08/2010) [-]
You are mine :D lets get married on the moon!
User avatar #93 to #96 - SCREWTHERULES (10/01/2010) [-]
if you ****** on the moon, your cum would float around... very messy.
User avatar #94 to #97 - MurphyUK ONLINE (10/02/2010) [-]
Actually it is beautiful.
User avatar #80 - midgman (07/15/2010) [-]
your icon makes me lol
#76 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
I know totally!
User avatar #77 to #78 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/14/2010) [-]
I am not alone! : D
#78 to #79 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
btw i commented here cus would have been thumbed down on my pic -_-
User avatar #79 to #80 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/14/2010) [-]
How gay of people.
#74 - Anamaguchi **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
User avatar #75 to #76 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/13/2010) [-]
You have made me the happiest girl in the world!
User avatar #72 - MCPO (07/10/2010) [-]
My mother can defend herself. Unlike yours that got raped and you are the pathetic cunt of an abomination that likes nothing better to do than to take in the ass from a protestant priest and as you slit your wrist with a razor because you lack the balls to man up, get the dick out you ass and mouth, a actually do something with your pathetic **** of a thing you call a life than be on the internet put **** in your mouth.
User avatar #73 to #74 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/10/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha omg you sad little boy, i was doing it for the lolz, you actually took it serious. Wow i am not the one who needs a life, you do. Also go back to school and learn grammar, or go back a few years.
#70 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
so you r the winrar of thumbs.

congrats
User avatar #71 to #72 - MurphyUK ONLINE (07/03/2010) [-]
HAPPY FACE!
User avatar #69 - tetrisdood (06/29/2010) [-]
ur avatar juss got kicked in the nuts
#57 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
hai i'm from the UK too :D
User avatar #58 to #57 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
Were about in the hills those thou liveth? Also one does like ones profile pics
#59 to #58 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
thou thy lives in the great city of London and why thankyou :D

How about yourself? :O
User avatar #60 to #59 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
One lives in the chavy place of Bolton
#61 to #60 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
never heard of it, is it up north or something
User avatar #62 to #61 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
Indeed it is are you posh?
#63 to #62 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
Umm, na

lul
User avatar #64 to #63 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]
I may dissagree with that statement
#65 to #64 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
well i aint though! Im cockney ;)
User avatar #66 to #65 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/16/2010) [-]
I'm a person :D
#67 to #66 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
NO WAY! YOURE NOT BEING SERIOUS? BECAUSE IM ONE TOO! :O
User avatar #68 to #67 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
HOLY **** !!!!
User avatar #36 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
Look up:
Schwerer Gustav

Now you see, this weapon is ultimate badass.
I can rebuild it.
Then send it to your house.
I am doing this because my name is Adolf Hitler.

In the end, there can only be CHAOS!-kratos, GOD OF WAR 3!
User avatar #37 to #36 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS 1! because we only need 1 chuck norris lol
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
We have Kratos on our side.
KRATOS!
User avatar #39 to #38 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
NORRIS!
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
KRATOS-God of war

Chuck norris- a MORTAL!
User avatar #41 to #40 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
KRATOS- God of war

CHUCK NORRIS- God of Gods
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
The god of war killed the god of gods.
So Kratos>chuck norris.

BTW are you excited for God of war 3?
Or did you never heard of that game?
User avatar #43 to #42 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
I NEED GOD OF WAR 3!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
I am buying the Ultimate trilogy edition.
There are loads of games that have copied GoW, and when I mean copy, I don't mean take the main idea and twist it, I mean rip it off.

User avatar #45 to #44 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
*envy*
I agree highly and refering to dante's inferno
User avatar #46 to #45 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
It is still a good game, but I liked the GOW E3 demo.
The demo which is a year old better then Dante's Inferno.
User avatar #47 to #46 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
same did your PS3 break yesterday?
User avatar #48 to #47 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
No, you are not supposed to turn it on.
The issue is fixed today, but you loose all your trophies.
I played on my Xbox 360 yesterday.
User avatar #49 to #48 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
Lucky you it was just the Fast boys that went down
User avatar #50 to #49 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
Did you loose all your trophies?
User avatar #51 to #50 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
No i have a Slim but i still did not turn it on i was bored all day
User avatar #52 to #51 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
Well, I have the fatass one.
User avatar #53 to #52 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
lol hitler likes online gaming what is ur frav game?
User avatar #54 to #53 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
I ******* love Uncharted 2.
User avatar #55 to #54 - MurphyUK ONLINE (03/02/2010) [-]
that is a awesome game
User avatar #56 to #55 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
Yea,
My list is:
1.Uncharted 2
2.Bad Company 2
3.Modern warfare 2
4.Assassins creed 2
5. Half life 2
User avatar #34 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (02/23/2010) [-]
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!
User avatar #35 to #34 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/23/2010) [-]
How do you know my type if music?
User avatar #31 - jessicawaters (02/20/2010) [-]
hey wats up
User avatar #33 to #31 - jessicawaters (02/20/2010) [-]
lol im srry im bored
User avatar #32 to #31 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/20/2010) [-]
many things
#29 - Sarahpants **User deleted account** (02/17/2010) [-]
Hi i am dying to see you, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get to you, this stupid gatekeeper is asking me for a ticket to enter the zoo!
User avatar #30 to #29 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/17/2010) [-]
well then u must first preform a erotic dance and then let him smell ur cheese
User avatar #21 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
I am the Random Page Visitor!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/05/2010) [-]
and i am a random NINJA!!! U CAN NOT SEE ME =_=
User avatar #23 to #22 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
i will keep looking!! i never give up!!
i am gonna call chuck norris for help!!
User avatar #24 to #23 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/05/2010) [-]
You do not call chuck norris he call you
User avatar #25 to #24 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
Yeah!! lol!!
#19 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
hey murphy whats your psn
User avatar #20 to #19 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/04/2010) [-]
It is Elite__bacon 2 lines :D
#14 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
c-c-c-combo braker
User avatar #17 to #14 - whassup (02/02/2010) [-]
BREAKER NOT BRAKER ITS BREAKER
User avatar #15 to #14 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/02/2010) [-]
Quite
User avatar #12 - whassup (01/28/2010) [-]
I EAT PONIES
User avatar #13 to #12 - MurphyUK ONLINE (01/28/2010) [-]
I EAT LAMAS!!!!!!!!
User avatar #16 to #13 - whassup (02/02/2010) [-]
I EAT SUVs!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #18 to #16 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/02/2010) [-]
I eat women BOOYA! hi five
User avatar #26 to #18 - whassup (02/12/2010) [-]
hi five
but what part of them???? XDXDXDXDXDXDXD :D
User avatar #27 to #26 - MurphyUK ONLINE (02/14/2010) [-]
The place which in known as the vagina
User avatar #28 to #27 - whassup (02/14/2010) [-]
I should take sex ed here
ONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
User avatar #3 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
o god wat happen
User avatar #4 to #3 - MurphyUK ONLINE (01/19/2010) [-]
why what HAS SOMETHING FELL DOWN THE WELL AGAIN GO FOR HELP!
User avatar #5 to #4 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
I AM DOWN THE WELL
YOU'RE MY ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL D:
User avatar #6 to #5 - MurphyUK ONLINE (01/19/2010) [-]
OK!......AHHH **** NOW I AM IN THE WELL (It is text and that sounded like bad acting
User avatar #7 to #6 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
GAY SEX IT IS WAT
User avatar #8 to #7 - MurphyUK ONLINE (01/19/2010) [-]
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE
User avatar #9 to #8 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW.
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Getin herebtw
User avatar #10 to #9 - MurphyUK ONLINE (01/19/2010) [-]
getin were?
User avatar #11 to #10 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
Temp. FJ Forum :D
#1 - thespammer **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
Spam for you!
User avatar #2 to #1 - MurphyUK ONLINE (01/17/2010) [-]
OH GOD I AHEV BEEN SPAMMED!
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