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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:11/29/2009
Last Login:8/27/2014
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    What not to do with this book. What not to do with this book.
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    Americans Americans
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    Chill Chill
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    Do it Do it
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    FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
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    FUCK YEH FUCK YEH
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    ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
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    PETER GRIFFIN FTW! PETER GRIFFIN FTW!
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    First I was like dog First I was like dog
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    Achievement unlocked Achievement unlocked
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    Thats how it is done Thats how it is done
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    LOLLYPOP! LOLLYPOP!
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User avatar #51 - ryapot (08/18/2014) [-]
In america it's kind of like that, except with more punching and guns
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#29 - I want to try them but god damn it i refuse to spend 7 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on A visit to the UK 0
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Yeah, don't spend that on a box of lucky charms. I don't think I'd even be able to finish one bowl of those things so £7 is a bit steep.
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User avatar #100 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
fag
User avatar #101 to #104 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
Brilliant comeback again, you are good at this. Well done block me, you just lost the argument.
User avatar #102 to #105 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
really i lost to some little kid on the internet, i think not
User avatar #103 to #106 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
Little kid? I am 17 you retard. Also well done use what I said, you have a brain of a 8 year old. At least I can think of my own comeback, and better than yours.
User avatar #104 to #107 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
17? so you resort to thumb me down on my picture? you sound like the most mature 17 year old, saying your better than me. your own comeback isn't original, filling in 6 different words is not original.
User avatar #105 to #108 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
You thumbed me down, so you just called yourself there. Notice I proved that I was, I thought of it in my head so therefore original.
User avatar #106 to #109 - marriland (11/25/2010) [-]
i thumbed you down because you did the same to me! it is not original to take someone's idea, and put in 5 of your words
User avatar #107 to #110 - MurphyUK (11/25/2010) [-]
I thumbed you down because you thumbed me down for that little typing mistake. How did I take it from someone? Who said it first? I thought of it on my own.
User avatar #108 to #111 - Dwarf (12/15/2010) [-]
THIS
IS
HILARIOUS!
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User avatar #96 to #99 - MurphyUK (10/16/2010) [-]
Hello there good sir.
#97 to #100 - Parrot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #98 to #101 - MurphyUK (10/16/2010) [-]
And a Parrot talked to me. Life lived.
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#91 - nigeleopold (08/08/2010) [-]
Your my fav. person from funnyjunk!
User avatar #92 to #95 - MurphyUK (08/08/2010) [-]
You are mine :D lets get married on the moon!
User avatar #93 to #96 - SCREWTHERULES (10/01/2010) [-]
if you ****** on the moon, your cum would float around... very messy.
User avatar #94 to #97 - MurphyUK (10/02/2010) [-]
Actually it is beautiful.
User avatar #80 - midgman (07/15/2010) [-]
your icon makes me lol
#76 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
I know totally!
User avatar #77 to #78 - MurphyUK (07/14/2010) [-]
I am not alone! : D
#78 to #79 - NickOH **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
btw i commented here cus would have been thumbed down on my pic -_-
User avatar #79 to #80 - MurphyUK (07/14/2010) [-]
How gay of people.
#74 - Anamaguchi **User deleted account** (07/13/2010) [-]
User avatar #75 to #76 - MurphyUK (07/13/2010) [-]
You have made me the happiest girl in the world!
User avatar #72 - MCPO (07/10/2010) [-]
My mother can defend herself. Unlike yours that got raped and you are the pathetic cunt of an abomination that likes nothing better to do than to take in the ass from a protestant priest and as you slit your wrist with a razor because you lack the balls to man up, get the dick out you ass and mouth, a actually do something with your pathetic **** of a thing you call a life than be on the internet put **** in your mouth.
User avatar #73 to #74 - MurphyUK (07/10/2010) [-]
hahahahahahaha omg you sad little boy, i was doing it for the lolz, you actually took it serious. Wow i am not the one who needs a life, you do. Also go back to school and learn grammar, or go back a few years.
#70 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
so you r the winrar of thumbs.

congrats
User avatar #71 to #72 - MurphyUK (07/03/2010) [-]
HAPPY FACE!
User avatar #69 - tetrisdood (06/29/2010) [-]
ur avatar juss got kicked in the nuts
#57 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
hai i'm from the UK too :D
User avatar #58 to #57 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
Were about in the hills those thou liveth? Also one does like ones profile pics
#59 to #58 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
thou thy lives in the great city of London and why thankyou :D

How about yourself? :O
User avatar #60 to #59 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
One lives in the chavy place of Bolton
#61 to #60 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
never heard of it, is it up north or something
User avatar #62 to #61 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
Indeed it is are you posh?
#63 to #62 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
Umm, na

lul
User avatar #64 to #63 - MurphyUK (03/15/2010) [-]
I may dissagree with that statement
#65 to #64 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/16/2010) [-]
well i aint though! Im cockney ;)
User avatar #66 to #65 - MurphyUK (03/16/2010) [-]
I'm a person :D
#67 to #66 - adfin **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
NO WAY! YOURE NOT BEING SERIOUS? BECAUSE IM ONE TOO! :O
User avatar #68 to #67 - MurphyUK (03/17/2010) [-]
HOLY **** !!!!
User avatar #36 - TheAdolfHitler (03/01/2010) [-]
Look up:
Schwerer Gustav

Now you see, this weapon is ultimate badass.
I can rebuild it.
Then send it to your house.
I am doing this because my name is Adolf Hitler.

In the end, there can only be CHAOS!-kratos, GOD OF WAR 3!
User avatar #37 to #36 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS 1! because we only need 1 chuck norris lol
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
We have Kratos on our side.
KRATOS!
User avatar #39 to #38 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
NORRIS!
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
KRATOS-God of war

Chuck norris- a MORTAL!
User avatar #41 to #40 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
KRATOS- God of war

CHUCK NORRIS- God of Gods
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
The god of war killed the god of gods.
So Kratos>chuck norris.

BTW are you excited for God of war 3?
Or did you never heard of that game?
User avatar #43 to #42 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
I NEED GOD OF WAR 3!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
I am buying the Ultimate trilogy edition.
There are loads of games that have copied GoW, and when I mean copy, I don't mean take the main idea and twist it, I mean rip it off.

User avatar #45 to #44 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
*envy*
I agree highly and refering to dante's inferno
User avatar #46 to #45 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
It is still a good game, but I liked the GOW E3 demo.
The demo which is a year old better then Dante's Inferno.
User avatar #47 to #46 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
same did your PS3 break yesterday?
User avatar #48 to #47 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
No, you are not supposed to turn it on.
The issue is fixed today, but you loose all your trophies.
I played on my Xbox 360 yesterday.
User avatar #49 to #48 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
Lucky you it was just the Fast boys that went down
User avatar #50 to #49 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
Did you loose all your trophies?
User avatar #51 to #50 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
No i have a Slim but i still did not turn it on i was bored all day
User avatar #52 to #51 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
Well, I have the fatass one.
User avatar #53 to #52 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
lol hitler likes online gaming what is ur frav game?
User avatar #54 to #53 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
I ******* love Uncharted 2.
User avatar #55 to #54 - MurphyUK (03/02/2010) [-]
that is a awesome game
User avatar #56 to #55 - TheAdolfHitler (03/02/2010) [-]
Yea,
My list is:
1.Uncharted 2
2.Bad Company 2
3.Modern warfare 2
4.Assassins creed 2
5. Half life 2
User avatar #34 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (02/23/2010) [-]
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!
User avatar #35 to #34 - MurphyUK (02/23/2010) [-]
How do you know my type if music?
User avatar #31 - jessicawaters (02/20/2010) [-]
hey wats up
User avatar #33 to #31 - jessicawaters (02/20/2010) [-]
lol im srry im bored
User avatar #32 to #31 - MurphyUK (02/20/2010) [-]
many things
#29 - Sarahpants **User deleted account** (02/17/2010) [-]
Hi i am dying to see you, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get to you, this stupid gatekeeper is asking me for a ticket to enter the zoo!
User avatar #30 to #29 - MurphyUK (02/17/2010) [-]
well then u must first preform a erotic dance and then let him smell ur cheese
User avatar #21 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
I am the Random Page Visitor!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - MurphyUK (02/05/2010) [-]
and i am a random NINJA!!! U CAN NOT SEE ME =_=
User avatar #23 to #22 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
i will keep looking!! i never give up!!
i am gonna call chuck norris for help!!
User avatar #24 to #23 - MurphyUK (02/05/2010) [-]
You do not call chuck norris he call you
User avatar #25 to #24 - ShapeShifter (02/05/2010) [-]
Yeah!! lol!!
#19 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
hey murphy whats your psn
User avatar #20 to #19 - MurphyUK (02/04/2010) [-]
It is Elite__bacon 2 lines :D
#14 - Jacob the Maddog **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
c-c-c-combo braker
User avatar #17 to #14 - whassup (02/02/2010) [-]
BREAKER NOT BRAKER ITS BREAKER
User avatar #15 to #14 - MurphyUK (02/02/2010) [-]
Quite
User avatar #12 - whassup (01/28/2010) [-]
I EAT PONIES
User avatar #13 to #12 - MurphyUK (01/28/2010) [-]
I EAT LAMAS!!!!!!!!
User avatar #16 to #13 - whassup (02/02/2010) [-]
I EAT SUVs!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #18 to #16 - MurphyUK (02/02/2010) [-]
I eat women BOOYA! hi five
User avatar #26 to #18 - whassup (02/12/2010) [-]
hi five
but what part of them???? XDXDXDXDXDXDXD :D
User avatar #27 to #26 - MurphyUK (02/14/2010) [-]
The place which in known as the vagina
User avatar #28 to #27 - whassup (02/14/2010) [-]
I should take sex ed here
ONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
User avatar #3 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
o god wat happen
User avatar #4 to #3 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
why what HAS SOMETHING FELL DOWN THE WELL AGAIN GO FOR HELP!
User avatar #5 to #4 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
I AM DOWN THE WELL
YOU'RE MY ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL D:
User avatar #6 to #5 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
OK!......AHHH **** NOW I AM IN THE WELL (It is text and that sounded like bad acting
User avatar #7 to #6 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
GAY SEX IT IS WAT
User avatar #8 to #7 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
DON'T TOUCH ME THERE
User avatar #9 to #8 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW.
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Getin herebtw
User avatar #10 to #9 - MurphyUK (01/19/2010) [-]
getin were?
User avatar #11 to #10 - LEET (01/19/2010) [-]
Temp. FJ Forum :D
#1 - thespammer **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
Spam for you!
User avatar #2 to #1 - MurphyUK (01/17/2010) [-]
OH GOD I AHEV BEEN SPAMMED!
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