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#72 - Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, … 08/22/2016 on England 0
#13 - I am the Rolf Harris that no one wants to tell what it is yet. 08/22/2016 on me irl +11
#70 - mmmmmm we really don't  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#71 - mastercolossus (08/22/2016) [-]
are... are you seriously citing wikipedia?
theres a reason they dont let you cite it in college.
but yea, you do.
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#72 - MurphyUK (08/22/2016) [-]
Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, rather than the guy who does.
#68 - And you are saying America hasn't? Are you also saying most gu…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#69 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
yes, you do. deniale ain't just a river in egypt.
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#71 - mastercolossus (08/22/2016) [-]
are... are you seriously citing wikipedia?
theres a reason they dont let you cite it in college.
but yea, you do.
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#72 - MurphyUK (08/22/2016) [-]
Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, rather than the guy who does.
#65 - I don't know why you think that, but ok you think that if it m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#66 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
know*
i know that.
#64 - We do have a knife problem in England, but no police officers …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#67 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
you also have a gun problem and its over before police arrive.
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#68 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
And you are saying America hasn't? Are you also saying most gun crime has already been committed before police arrive in america? If you are you are deluded.

We really don't have a gun problem in England.
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#69 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
yes, you do. deniale ain't just a river in egypt.
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#71 - mastercolossus (08/22/2016) [-]
are... are you seriously citing wikipedia?
theres a reason they dont let you cite it in college.
but yea, you do.
User avatar
#72 - MurphyUK (08/22/2016) [-]
Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, rather than the guy who does.
#61 - You saying I was? Ok you believe that.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#63 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
are*
im saying you are. not was.
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#65 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
I don't know why you think that, but ok you think that if it makes you feel better.
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#66 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
know*
i know that.
#60 - Did you actually read everything that I put It is like you onl…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#62 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
i described them as being able to get stabbed in face because no gun to keep people at a distance. if the person cant get close you are less likely to get stabbed.
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#64 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
We do have a knife problem in England, but no police officers have died this year, so I think we are doing pretty well.


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#67 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
you also have a gun problem and its over before police arrive.
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#68 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
And you are saying America hasn't? Are you also saying most gun crime has already been committed before police arrive in america? If you are you are deluded.

We really don't have a gun problem in England.
User avatar
#69 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
yes, you do. deniale ain't just a river in egypt.
User avatar
#71 - mastercolossus (08/22/2016) [-]
are... are you seriously citing wikipedia?
theres a reason they dont let you cite it in college.
but yea, you do.
User avatar
#72 - MurphyUK (08/22/2016) [-]
Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, rather than the guy who does.
#57 - That was not me btw, what does getting stabbed in the face got…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England 0
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#58 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
you said they were prepared because of the stab proof vests.
my question of the face getting stabbed was in response to that.
my uncle shot dead a woman that was advancing on him with a knife.
do your cops even have tazers? ive never heard of any of them having tazers.
so if you have a gun vs not having a gun, which one is more likely to save your life?
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#60 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
Did you actually read everything that I put It is like you only read part of it "They can still get stabbed but they are more prepared than how you described it." I said they can still get stabbed.

They do Carry tazers, Not all but a majority do.

77 american police officers have been killed in the line of duty this year.

I can not find any English police officers who have died in the line of duty this year, the last time I have heard of 2 English police officers dying was about 2012 because the guy rang the police and shot them soon as they came to the door and then used a grenade on them.

I do believe american police officers need guns but they do not make them safe, My point was english police are prepared against a knife attack
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#62 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
i described them as being able to get stabbed in face because no gun to keep people at a distance. if the person cant get close you are less likely to get stabbed.
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#64 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
We do have a knife problem in England, but no police officers have died this year, so I think we are doing pretty well.


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#67 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
you also have a gun problem and its over before police arrive.
User avatar
#68 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
And you are saying America hasn't? Are you also saying most gun crime has already been committed before police arrive in america? If you are you are deluded.

We really don't have a gun problem in England.
User avatar
#69 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
yes, you do. deniale ain't just a river in egypt.
User avatar
#71 - mastercolossus (08/22/2016) [-]
are... are you seriously citing wikipedia?
theres a reason they dont let you cite it in college.
but yea, you do.
User avatar
#72 - MurphyUK (08/22/2016) [-]
Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, rather than the guy who does.
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#59 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
btw im saying you were anon.
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#61 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
You saying I was? Ok you believe that.
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#63 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
are*
im saying you are. not was.
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#65 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
I don't know why you think that, but ok you think that if it makes you feel better.
User avatar
#66 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
know*
i know that.
#49 - "They can still get stabbed but they are more prepared th…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/21/2016 on England +1
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#52 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
what does having a gun have to do with being bulletproof.
#54 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
*missing the point*

a US officer can still be shot in the face while the UK officer is being stabbed in the face? in fact the first is probably a little easier considering it's a ranged weapon..
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#55 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
yes, you did miss the point.
if you were consistent you would have asked if having a bullet proof vest makes your face bulletproof.
but instead you switched to the weapon out of nowhere.
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#57 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
That was not me btw, what does getting stabbed in the face got to do anything?

You claimed because police do not carry guns they are open to getting stabbed to death before proper reaction arrives i.e "but because of this you can stab an officer to death before an armed officer can make it." I explained how they are more prepared than that and it is not that easy to stab them.

I switched the weapon because even if the officer was armed he can still be shot.

I agree with the anon though, I seriously think you are missing the point here.
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#58 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
you said they were prepared because of the stab proof vests.
my question of the face getting stabbed was in response to that.
my uncle shot dead a woman that was advancing on him with a knife.
do your cops even have tazers? ive never heard of any of them having tazers.
so if you have a gun vs not having a gun, which one is more likely to save your life?
User avatar
#60 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
Did you actually read everything that I put It is like you only read part of it "They can still get stabbed but they are more prepared than how you described it." I said they can still get stabbed.

They do Carry tazers, Not all but a majority do.

77 american police officers have been killed in the line of duty this year.

I can not find any English police officers who have died in the line of duty this year, the last time I have heard of 2 English police officers dying was about 2012 because the guy rang the police and shot them soon as they came to the door and then used a grenade on them.

I do believe american police officers need guns but they do not make them safe, My point was english police are prepared against a knife attack
User avatar
#62 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
i described them as being able to get stabbed in face because no gun to keep people at a distance. if the person cant get close you are less likely to get stabbed.
User avatar
#64 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
We do have a knife problem in England, but no police officers have died this year, so I think we are doing pretty well.


User avatar
#67 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
you also have a gun problem and its over before police arrive.
User avatar
#68 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
And you are saying America hasn't? Are you also saying most gun crime has already been committed before police arrive in america? If you are you are deluded.

We really don't have a gun problem in England.
User avatar
#69 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
yes, you do. deniale ain't just a river in egypt.
User avatar
#71 - mastercolossus (08/22/2016) [-]
are... are you seriously citing wikipedia?
theres a reason they dont let you cite it in college.
but yea, you do.
User avatar
#72 - MurphyUK (08/22/2016) [-]
Ok lets go off what the person who does live in England says, rather than the guy who does.
User avatar
#59 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
btw im saying you were anon.
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#61 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
You saying I was? Ok you believe that.
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#63 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
are*
im saying you are. not was.
User avatar
#65 - MurphyUK (08/21/2016) [-]
I don't know why you think that, but ok you think that if it makes you feel better.
User avatar
#66 - mastercolossus (08/21/2016) [-]
know*
i know that.