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Muppetz

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:Kentucky
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Comment Ranking:#7003
Highest Content Rank:#910
Highest Comment Rank:#377
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Level 197 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 198 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:290780
Times Content Favorited:723 times
Total Comments Made:4021
FJ Points:37972
Favorite Tags: facebook (2) | Guns (2) | here (2)

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#102 - I don't even remember which side of this retarded pissing cont…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2015 on 6 months in the stupid... +2
#113 - SilentStranger (02/26/2015) [-]
Neither, just grab a handful and enjoy the show
User avatar #103 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
The one that isn't chasing a red herring.
User avatar #106 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
A literary device used to mislead readers through the use of false clues or dead end foreshadowing?
User avatar #107 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
Not in the literary sense, but in the sense that they are battling a problem they fabricated themselves to divert attention from the matter.
Gamergate accused gaming journalists of not being ethical, they claimed gamers are all misogynistic rapists or whatever. One side is lying, guess which one.
User avatar #108 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
I think that's a straw man fallacy.
User avatar #110 - undeadmaus (02/26/2015) [-]
It is, what can I say I'm no native speaker but I've heard of the red herring being used like this as well.

Regardless of which term is the right one, one side is fighting a ghost.
User avatar #112 - Muppetz (02/26/2015) [-]
Yeah seems about right.
#7 - ***** this comment is from like 5 years ago tf you expe… 02/25/2015 on MLP Sleep Deprivation. 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Air Force None -27
User avatar #91 - minecraftoutrage (02/24/2015) [-]
It's funny I know exactly where that photo was taken
#35 - rustyspunktube (02/24/2015) [-]
#73 - toncheky (02/24/2015) [-]
say what
User avatar #67 - thepizzadevourer (02/24/2015) [-]
"Air Force
It's kinda like the military
and kinda like kindergarten"

I treat these things like an eye exam
#80 - Zyklone (02/24/2015) [-]
Cool. Thanks for that.
#12 - I havent played pokemon since before the Gameboy Color came ou…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2015 on rivalry +12
User avatar #24 - wizardbaker (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh, and it seems like the shark pokemon isn't aggressively biting him, judging by the little blush marks it has, I'm assuming those are just love bites, like how a cat likes to bite, but not with the intention to cause harm.
User avatar #23 - wizardbaker (02/22/2015) [-]
I think he's happy just because he thinks the pokemon is cool. He is just a kid, after all, and he's probably too enamored with the cool shark pokemon to care that it's biting him.

However, that Gardevoir is clearly thirsty for dick and he's not ready for that.
User avatar #50 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
>>#12, >>#23, he is a boy. he is playing with his pet.

also, the two pokemon here (big blue whale and leaf waifu) are competing for the trainers affection. thats why they are angry when he spends time with the other kid.



when you were a boy did you really care if you got hurt a bit when playing around??

User avatar #83 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
dude





it's a fucking shark man
User avatar #84 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
how the fuck should i know. sharks arent that shade of blue brah.



THEY AINT THAT SHADE OF BLUE.


THEY AINT THAT ROUND NEITHER
User avatar #85 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
dude


take a look at that snout set of sharp teeth


not here
User avatar #87 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
whose to say pokeyman whales dont have teeth dude?
User avatar #88 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
Who's to say its even real bro

Descartes bro
User avatar #89 - angelious (02/22/2015) [-]
bro


thats deep bro



like


real deep-
User avatar #94 - whitenerdy (02/22/2015) [-]
sea depth bro
#41 - Enternal (02/22/2015) [-]
idk why but when I read thirsty for dick I just kinda lost it
Have a thumb
User avatar #14 - aproudpatriot (02/22/2015) [-]
Masochist?
#2 - pog 02/20/2015 on to marines explain this shit +1
#1090 - One time, a mean man on the internet called me names. 02/20/2015 on How did you get screwed... +3
#2682 - Eye-patch comes off in a week!  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... +3
User avatar #3078 - thederpestest (02/20/2015) [-]
You look like the main actor in any action movie. Badass!
#3076 - zeakuro (02/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #2897 - rockamekishiko (02/20/2015) [-]
you're the real life big boss
User avatar #2702 - jewberrysauce (02/20/2015) [-]
arrrrr show us your booty so we can swab your poopdeck
User avatar #2695 - incoming (02/20/2015) [-]
Looks pretty badass on you man. Good news though.
#16 - Picture 02/20/2015 on 5% Encounter, 95% Bonding +4
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on #jobsForISIS +15
User avatar #25 - imkindairish (02/20/2015) [-]
That picture actually gave me chills
Fuckin badass man
#8 - skelebones (02/20/2015) [-]
#61 - I got attacked by a dog. It hooked a claw in my eye and it got…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on FJ Grunts +1
User avatar #62 - derak (02/16/2015) [-]
It looks badass bro, good to hear you'll heal up fine.
#46 - working at a gun store  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Gun smarts +4
User avatar #405 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/16/2015) [-]
It must be rough being autistic.
#41 - Nut up and become an alcoholic like the rest of us.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2015 on FJ Grunts +21
User avatar #54 - fuzzyballs (02/16/2015) [-]
Big Boss drinks?
User avatar #44 - derak (02/16/2015) [-]
Is that a legitimate eyepatch, or are you just wearing it because this is the internet?
User avatar #61 - Muppetz (02/16/2015) [-]
I got attacked by a dog. It hooked a claw in my eye and it got infected.
It's supposed to heal fine, but I have to put drops in it and wear this for a few weeks.
User avatar #62 - derak (02/16/2015) [-]
It looks badass bro, good to hear you'll heal up fine.
#109 - Ive had worse excuses to drink! 02/16/2015 on I proposed to my lady +1
#105 - Picture 02/06/2015 on Lusty Argonian Maid Cosplay +3
#14 - Don't you patronize me with your pretty words. I don'… 02/04/2015 on You... YES YOU! 0
#11 - >Rinse everything with beer  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on The Serb is strong with... +1
#16 - sameuke (01/31/2015) [-]
first thing that came to my head.
#14 - anon (01/31/2015) [-]
#41 - I had a dream that some guy broke into my house and shot me th… 01/29/2015 on NDGT 0
#29 - Is this a video game or an anime?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Descartes +1
#33 - drackmore (01/29/2015) [-]
Both
This is from the anime but you can do this in the game.
That nurse is a total slut
Not really but she unlocks a pretty decent persona if I recall
#38 - piratechicken (01/29/2015) [-]
She unlocks Beelzebub who is pretty good except it is weak to light.
User avatar #37 - mrleague (01/29/2015) [-]
Beezlebub If I recall
#919 - Picture 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +2
#916 - My eye is going to be fine. I got attacked by a dog and its cl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +3
User avatar #917 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Ah.
It does complete the "I sell guns" look though, keep wearing it.
#637 - Your recruiter ****** you, dog.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +1
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
#625 - 8 years?! wtf contract did your ass sign?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +2
#630 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
US Navy Mechanic Submariner....
i'm 2 years in, still haven't finished training, about to pick up E-5 in 3 months. I'm gonna have 2 goddamn ribbons, my pistol quals, and the red/yellow service ribbon.
User avatar #637 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
Your recruiter fucked you, dog.
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
#617 - 23 USMC vet Tactics and Firearms Instructor and I sel…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Who are you and why do you... +24
#1103 - strooz (01/29/2015) [-]
Shit man you're living the life. I ship for Ft. Benning's basic and AIT on the 9th of next month for the Army. I wanna develop and research firearms someday, and retire and own a gunstore.
User avatar #889 - neokun (01/28/2015) [-]
The only people I have ever saw sporting your beard are marines.
User avatar #888 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Did you actually lose an eye or is that just to complete the "Guy that sells guns for a living" look?
User avatar #916 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
My eye is going to be fine. I got attacked by a dog and its claw gouged me in they and it got infected and I have to put drops in it and wear this for like two weeks.
User avatar #917 - EdwardNigma (01/28/2015) [-]
Ah.
It does complete the "I sell guns" look though, keep wearing it.
#675 - cherryberrybunny (01/28/2015) [-]
Has anyone ever told you that you are quite attractive?
#919 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #622 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
the EAS glorybeard....
i want mine so bad.....
8 years left....
User avatar #625 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
8 years?!
wtf contract did your ass sign?
#630 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
US Navy Mechanic Submariner....
i'm 2 years in, still haven't finished training, about to pick up E-5 in 3 months. I'm gonna have 2 goddamn ribbons, my pistol quals, and the red/yellow service ribbon.
User avatar #637 - Muppetz (01/28/2015) [-]
Your recruiter fucked you, dog.
User avatar #670 - nevergetsdubs (01/28/2015) [-]
nah, i wanted that specific contract because of the ridiculous advancement.
I already bought my E-5 symbol patches and put half my uniforms in the cleaners
the only thing i didnt realize is how long the contract it would be for
but i thought about the money and said fuck it, i'll sign that shit
User avatar #618 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2015) [-]
I want to become a Marine but how dangerous is it exactly?
#5468 - Picture 01/28/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#12 - Picture 01/27/2015 on Dark tower character alignment +1

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