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Muppetz

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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:3/18/2010
Location:United States
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:371294
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Total Comments Made:4768
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latest user's comments

#8 - Tch...Nothin' personal, kid.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Inter-schminter one +40
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#20 - wettextbook (07/09/2016) [-]
*Personnel
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#9 - crystalmath (07/09/2016) [-]
It's just business
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#30 - johrny (07/10/2016) [-]
Coldsteel, the hedgeheg
#2 - This just in! Corporate greed seeks to maximize profits!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2016 on dyk +59
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#3 - corporate (07/09/2016) [-]
Yes
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#10 - thycupcake (07/09/2016) [-]
Yes
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#4 - yodaiam (07/09/2016) [-]
No?
#5 - The cylinder release is in front of the cylinder instead of be… 07/09/2016 on Trolls in modern feminism like 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2016 on heartless +74
#15 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (07/08/2016) [-]
And then shex with your mother alex
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#25 - mellamoconsuelo (07/08/2016) [-]
I'll take whore ads for 200.
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#35 - doctahhobo (07/08/2016) [-]
Anal Bum Covers for 200.
#14 - rah 07/07/2016 on Going Away Gift +5
#9 - I know turkeys can fly. I'm making a point about the abil… 07/07/2016 on Thanks, obama! 0
#3 - Picture 07/07/2016 on Cute Korra. +80
#7 - My ass cant fly but I can still get up into a tree  [+] (10 new replies) 07/07/2016 on Thanks, obama! +55
#32 - thepizzadevourer (07/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, but you have arms
Turkeys actually can fly, but only for short distances. Source: I used to raise turkeys.
#8 - lean (07/07/2016) [-]
Turkeys can fly up to 50 mph. I've shot 2 out of the air while hunting. They usually stalk the ground because their food source is there, and mating, but they roost in trees and fly quite well. Landing is a bit of a joke.

"turkeys can't fly" is a myth. They are more graceful in the air than on the ground. It's like saying ducks can't walk on land.
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#40 - psykobear (07/08/2016) [-]
"Fly quite well" is a stretch. I've never seen one go higher than the treetops unless he's coming down from a higher ridge or something.
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#51 - lean (07/08/2016) [-]
I've shot one and rolled it over only to have it get up and fly more than a mile.
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#54 - psykobear (07/08/2016) [-]
Talking height, not distance.
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#15 - rubiksdodecahedron (07/07/2016) [-]
Domestic* turkeys can't fly well
#22 - kmichel (07/08/2016) [-]
How far could a girl jump into the air if she was given quadruple F size breasts?
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#23 - rubiksdodecahedron (07/08/2016) [-]
Exactly
#16 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Still wrong nigger
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#9 - Muppetz (07/07/2016) [-]
I know turkeys can fly.
I'm making a point about the ability to get into a tree not being exclusive to flying animals.
#31 - Picture 07/05/2016 on Trumps final weapon +9
#29 - Worse. Kentucky  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Trumps final weapon +5
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#30 - ashedust (07/05/2016) [-]
This is a problem.

Fix it.

Good night.
#31 - Muppetz (07/05/2016) [-]