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MuahahaOfLore

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#30 - In America Pizza is a vegetable  [+] (3 replies) 05/11/2016 on Neat Stuff III Comp +65
#44 - psychosamm (05/11/2016) [-]
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Reminds me of a dream my boyfriend had that he told me about.
In his dream he went to a nutritionist to help him eat better, and they said that he needed to eat pizza. The sauce had the vegetables he needed (tomato), the cheese had the calcium and vitamin D he needed, the meat for his protein intake, and the dough for the carbs to get him through the day.

MFW pizza is best health food

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#47 - MuahahaOfLore (05/11/2016) [-]
the irony is that tomatoes are a fruit
your boyfriend is a bad nutritionist
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#48 - psychosamm (05/11/2016) [-]
*his dream nutritionist is bad


We both know about the tomato fruit technicality. That bitch, leading him astray.
#10 - As someone who used to work in a pizza place; I could…  [+] (5 replies) 05/10/2016 on Neat Stuff III Comp +32
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#39 - stallioncock (05/11/2016) [-]
Same amount of sauce? Honestly that shit dumps way too much sauce in my opinion. Every pizza making vid i've ever seen doesnt use half the amount of sauce that shit machine does.
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#40 - MuahahaOfLore (05/11/2016) [-]
If you use the right ladle then you can pick how much sauce you want

>>#33 the ladles are each X ounces
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#32 - sixinthehood (05/11/2016) [-]
But it looks so damn perfect. I need this kind of even spread on my pizzas, for too long I've had to make do with disgusting clots of sauce spread in botches across the majestic surface of what could have been a beautiful pizza.
#33 - MuahahaOfLore (05/11/2016) [-]
The system displayed has no chunks; that shit may not even be tomatoes.

Also- Flat Bottom Ladle with the right amount of pressure= perfection
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#35 - sixinthehood (05/11/2016) [-]
I trust not the skill of a minimum wage employee wielding a Naive's ladle. Machines are the future, as they will achieve pure pizza perfection.
#29 - I think it has to do with the courseness of the materials …  [+] (1 reply) 05/09/2016 on Neat Stuff II Comp 0
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#33 - nickelakon (05/09/2016) [-]
Coarseness and absorbtion probably.
#3 - 15 an hour is not enough to clean ****  [+] (18 replies) 05/08/2016 on Anon's shitty day +159
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#41 - parishailsatan (05/09/2016) [-]
I'm a Manager at a retail store. I make 9.50 an hour. Where the fuck do you work at?
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#32 - dazartimm (05/09/2016) [-]
I hope you're joking.
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#15 - thebaker (05/09/2016) [-]
I get paid 1/3 of that to teach English, so I wouldn't actually mind that as long as I didn't have to touch it.
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#36 - ashesllashes (05/09/2016) [-]
that's illegal
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#45 - thebaker (05/13/2016) [-]
I live in Brazil , our currency is fucked up. 1 dollar is worth almost 3 reais. It even got to a point in which it was worth more than 4 reais, and the minimum wage here is 850 reais a month. Although I usually make twice the minimum wage a month.
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#24 - landartheconqueror (05/09/2016) [-]
you're a very under-paid teacher, then
#17 - reinbowxdash (05/09/2016) [-]
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**reinbowxdash rolled image** Teach me the ways of the force so that I too can clean shit without touching it.
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#35 - talldumbdork (05/09/2016) [-]
Mop
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#38 - reinbowxdash (05/09/2016) [-]
How do you fit a mop in a mcdonald's slide?
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#39 - talldumbdork (05/09/2016) [-]
Anus
#43 - reinbowxdash (05/10/2016) [-]
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**reinbowxdash rolled image**It's called the mighty angus.
#12 - infinitereaper (05/09/2016) [-]
man you shitting me? in this economy?
I'll fucking clean up shit for 15 an hour
nigga I'll toss salads for 15 an hour
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#40 - peanutoranges (05/09/2016) [-]
What's so bad about tossing salad?
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#23 - ineedtotakeapiss (05/09/2016) [-]
I'll toss your salad for free.
#8 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
Then don't do it, and get everyone else to agree not to do it. The only way a wage will go up is if no one is willing/capable to do that job at the current wage (or demand for pooper scoopers goes up significantly quicker than new people apply). If that won't happen, the wage will not change.
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#9 - syntheticdoll (05/09/2016) [-]
Unfortunately some people can choose between cleaning shit for 7.50 or whatever an hour and starving to death, you can guess which one they picks.
#18 - reinbowxdash (05/09/2016) [-]
I would rather join the skeleton war.
#3 - clever snek 05/08/2016 on Neat Stuff Comp +24
#3 - Picture 05/07/2016 on Going3Hell Comp +22
#4 - Trump = God's Trumpet  [+] (1 reply) 05/07/2016 on i has new worldfitlers +1
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#9 - woozuh (05/07/2016) [-]
no make it christ