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MrMysteriousMagic

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:9/23/2010
Last Login:6/28/2016
Location:Nebraska
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9314
Highest Content Rank:#89
Highest Comment Rank:#165
Content Thumbs: 32397 total,  35780 ,  3383
Comment Thumbs: 13539 total,  17176 ,  3637
Content Level Progress: 59.9% (599/1000)
Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 97.5% (975/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:31
Content Views:877470
Times Content Favorited:2834 times
Total Comments Made:25381
FJ Points:6384

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    Feels.... ;-; Feels.... ;-;
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#87902 - Picture 06/12/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#87888 - ****** NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#87919 - grail (06/12/2016) [-]
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#87895 - donor (06/12/2016) [-]
Who are you?
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#87901 - MrMysteriousMagic (06/12/2016) [-]
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#87896 - donor (06/12/2016) [-]
:•)
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#87891 - caligor (06/12/2016) [-]
Im sorry, who are you?
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#87902 - MrMysteriousMagic (06/12/2016) [-]
#7287 - your profile just destroyed my eyes  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2016 on jmezfm's profile 0
#7289 - jmalt (06/13/2016) [-]
i got hacked lol
#87884 - eat **** bird man 06/12/2016 on Items board 2 0
#22893 - are there any good "learning to drive manual" simula…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2016 on /cars/ 0
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#22903 - mrd (06/10/2016) [-]
Its really not that hard, just dont pull onto a freeway right away.
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#22898 - nigalthornberry (06/10/2016) [-]
Midnight club LA with a racing wheel
Really the cockpit view and LA streets give it a nice feel
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#22912 - thesweetscientist (06/10/2016) [-]
That game was so much fun.
Rockstar really needs to do another one, like really fucking soon.
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#22896 - alicorn (06/09/2016) [-]
despite what people say about gran turismo it's still on point with how the cars actually drive and supports these wheels if he doesn't have one

THRUSTMASTER® T500 RS.
THRUSTMASTER® T300 RS.
Driving Force™ GT.
G27 Racing Wheel.
G25 Racing Wheel.
Driving Force™ Pro.
GT FORCE®
Driving Force™
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#22895 - raginhardon (06/09/2016) [-]
Project cars. The cars actually stall and has one of the more realistic physics engines Ive ever played with. But you need to have a really good wheel and pedal set up with a clutch and shifter.

It's to the point that if the car never came with manual and only paddles, the shifter won't work, only the paddles, same thing the other way around.

That or go to the dealership and ask to test drive a manual car. Legit, if they tho k you're a serious buyer they'll let you learn manual on the car in hopes of you buying it.
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#22894 - benderisgreat (06/09/2016) [-]
Here's how I learned standard. I found a manual car in a parking lot, stole it, cops chased me, have to get gud fast or get arrested, give the cops the slip, burn the car, don't leave the house for 3 days. And that's about it.
#22735 - i was amazed when i saw this last night at a no-prep event...c…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2016 on /cars/ 0
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#22737 - arachnofondler (05/17/2016) [-]
good ol 'murican LS fbody gettin' down.
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#22736 - alicorn (05/16/2016) [-]
good god that torque
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Random shit on my phone 17 +1
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#10 - bendingtimeisgood (05/03/2016) [-]
Why do they keep doing this? Who buys these? What did humanity do to them?
#7 - dank **** my friend  [+] (16 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Random shit on my phone 17 +71
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#8 - bendingtimeisgood (05/03/2016) [-]
What the unholy fuck. Is that a kidz bop version of Bring Me to Life?
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#16 - sgtmajjohnson (05/03/2016) [-]
WAKE ME UP INSIDE  Goofy Edition They did a fucking Goofy and Microsoft Sam version of this song, why is Kidz Bop the surprising one? I mean its definitely the worst but still.
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#17 - bendingtimeisgood (05/03/2016) [-]
The goofy one is funny as hell. Kidz Bop is just painful, especially when it's a song I like. Yes, I actually like that song. Middle school is going great. However, this is by far the worst example I've seen. I'm lucky I got this link without killing myself. Kidz Bop Kids Feel Good Inc
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#75 - demcupcakes (05/04/2016) [-]
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#80 - bendingtimeisgood (05/04/2016) [-]
You bastard. I laughed out loud when I saw the title, only to find out it's not real. Fuck you.
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#68 - implicationsofcrap (05/04/2016) [-]
Fucking shoot me in the neck.
#37 - bypass (05/04/2016) [-]
why must you share this abomination with us
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#64 - bendingtimeisgood (05/04/2016) [-]
Guess I just enjoy chaos.
#18 - sgtmajjohnson (05/03/2016) [-]
And you decided to share it with me?!
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#19 - bendingtimeisgood (05/03/2016) [-]
Suffer as I have suffered. What's worse, the children singing or the rapping? It's impossible to tell.
#20 - sgtmajjohnson (05/03/2016) [-]
I would say the rapping and singing are pretty close in terms of wrist-slitting awfulness. Funny, all I could think of at the start of your comment was "The Sins of the Father" in MGSV, when it says "let me suffer now, and never die." That's essentially how I feel about this.
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#22 - bendingtimeisgood (05/03/2016) [-]
I found another thing. Quick reminder that human beings made this, and parents let their children be a part of it. Can we go extinct? I think it would be better that way. Kidz Bop Kids Bouldevard Of Broken Dreams
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#9 - MrMysteriousMagic (05/03/2016) [-]
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#10 - bendingtimeisgood (05/03/2016) [-]
Why do they keep doing this? Who buys these? What did humanity do to them?
#11640738 - Anyone else think back on all the cringy **** they've done whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2016 on Happy Little Board 0
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#11640762 - djmaryhikineet (04/28/2016) [-]
yes we all have had that, i havnt had anything cringy occur in 6 months from my memory
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#11640751 - karlKroenen (04/28/2016) [-]
Yeah it happens a lot.
Mostly in the morning when i'm taking a shower.
Think of something I did a long time ago or recently or said when I was drunk and am just like

'AHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKKKKK'
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#11640745 - bews (04/28/2016) [-]
basically my experience of this website in the nutshell