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MrMustacho

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:12/12/2009
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:north pole
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4072
Highest Content Rank:#2324
Highest Comment Rank:#245
Content Thumbs: 3938 total,  4354 ,  416
Comment Thumbs: 25838 total,  29373 ,  3535
Content Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 44.5% (445/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:123636
Times Content Favorited:173 times
Total Comments Made:4141
FJ Points:20041
Favorite Tags: You (3) | are (2) | me (2) | tags (2) | to (2)
i'm a small asian girl in the body of a hairy white man

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    god dammit fj god dammit fj
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    tv lied to me tv lied to me
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    look at the light look at the light
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    untranslatable words (translated) untranslatable words (translated)
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    fuck logic fuck logic
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    Uploaded: 06/23/12
    the internet says no the internet says no
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latest user's comments

#109 - when you know how to read slang cuz you read black tweets  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on For all have sinned and... +2
#110 - gergen (21 hours ago) [-]
#23 - as you can see the wing clearly isn't melting 07/09/2016 on Supa Hot Fire 0
#84 - cops an people all the way down 07/09/2016 on The media never showed this +1
#34 - it's nietzsche's ubermensch, this was never a secret 07/03/2016 on Mytu Avioffang Zexacowhor 0
#76 - i'm really stupid but i just play it off as a joke  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Deception +4
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#78 - makethingsworse (06/29/2016) [-]
Considering you aren't very funny you don't have much going for you, bro. Hope that dick game is strong. You best be slangin' a .44 down there.
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#83 - iwillrulenorway (06/29/2016) [-]
a 10mm dick?

that doesn't sound that impressive actually
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#101 - makethingsworse (06/29/2016) [-]
I was talking about the fuckin' hand cannon, you fuckin' Sally. You'd need a 10mm camera lens to see how fuckin' tiny your brain is.
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#102 - iwillrulenorway (06/29/2016) [-]
my brain may be a 22.
but my cock is a howitzer

and is that not all that matters?
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#103 - makethingsworse (06/29/2016) [-]
Nobody is talking about your fucking cock, Semen Demon. Goddamn you are dense. I've met retards chewing on bricks with more sense than you. You're so fucking thick you probably have to remind yourself to breathe while trying to shit. You fuckin' eat so many cheetos you've become constipated, shit for brains. You probably don't even have the common decency to buy yourself dinner before shoving your gist up your own ass. Go play in traffic.
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#107 - iwillrulenorway (06/29/2016) [-]
man, that's the angriest anyone has gotten towards me on the internet today
I wasn't even trying to get you mad this time

oh well, I going to go play overwatch, feel free to continue angrily responding to my comment.

toodles
#162 - there are a lot of tragic powers in those universes 06/29/2016 on easy 0
#48 - you could easily just gone to a streaming site and watch some … 06/29/2016 on Modern Cartoons 0
#53 - -kid so devoid of stimulation he can watch the same movie ever… 06/28/2016 on Cuck Powers +2
#1534 - **MrMustacho used "*roll picture*"** **MrMustacho rolled image ** 06/27/2016 on Hey anon, what are you... 0
#50 - what don't you like about it? 06/26/2016 on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 0