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latest user's comments

#2 - Autist not invited to party... Proves why he shouldn't be …  [+] (36 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Revenge +268
User avatar #46 - adviceweed (10/06/2015) [-]
#35 - pivotmasterdmtwo (10/06/2015) [-]
This guy gets it
User avatar #26 - zeunfunnyguy (10/06/2015) [-]
also if she wants to hang out with him cus he gives her money she really is a bitch
User avatar #29 - thefeelslimshady (10/06/2015) [-]
True but if someone liked you enough to give you 200$ maybe you should hang out with them regardless of if they are going to give you more money. It's a weird way of initiating a friendship but still.
User avatar #30 - zeunfunnyguy (10/06/2015) [-]
yeah i guess

if i gave someone money and they'd want to start hanging out with me,
I'd never be able to trust that they're really friends of mine.
#37 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**She stated that they never really talked so that's probably why she didnt invite him. Since he did something nice to her she felt obliged to hang out and maybe do something nice back and start being friendly. But he's just a fag in the end.
#8 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
because the only reason youd get invited should be that you have shitloads of money to throw around.
#27 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Being a fucking tard is why he shouldn't be invited... he was nice to her, she was nice back, she asked to hang out, she never had to do that
User avatar #31 - oxidoferroso (10/06/2015) [-]
lol I wonder why she asked to hang out? Are you retarded or something? She wanted more gift cards, fag
#38 - pinheiro (10/06/2015) [-]
Let's totally forget the fact that he could have fked her
#43 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Not everything in life is about sex, I would say the reaction of this bitch was worth more than having sex with her.
Don't be so pathetically desperate.
#45 - pinheiro (10/06/2015) [-]
And what is life about?
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#36 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Or maybe she wanted to suck him off? I mean in my mind it's a 50/50, we'll just never know because dude from greentext is a spiteful asshole.
#23 - justleaving (10/06/2015) [-]
well, that's how I not get invited
User avatar #6 - miscreant (10/06/2015) [-]
Hey, if people hate you for no reason you might as well justify it for them and give them a reason.
It makes for great future stories and amazing present giggles.
#7 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Maybe the reason is he always does stuff like this
#9 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
or maybe its not?
now what?
#11 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
It is tho
Case and point: she said so
User avatar #12 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
You always suck cock, especially mine
Just because someone says something don't mean it's true
#13 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Confirmed troll liar
Chick a lot of people like

No but statistics work
User avatar #14 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
A lot of people like OR that people hang around
#16 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Someone who isn't a confirmed lying neet regardless
User avatar #17 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
#18 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Like 90% of bronies
User avatar #19 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
But what does it mean I've never heard of it
User avatar #25 - kyouko (10/06/2015) [-]
Not in Education, Employment or Training

Basically a basement dweller.
#20 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
That's weird bro
User avatar #21 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
What's that mean? Google it myself? I did that once and what they meant was "You are being picky" but the result was "You are shitting on my chest and cumming on my face" That's why I ask first
#22 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #5 - egosumproxi (10/06/2015) [-]
If people are going to not like you anyway, you might as well not give a shit and amuse yourself. As a person who's been unpopular in school for no good reason I wish I'd had opportunities to do stuff like that.
#32 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
"for no good reason"
User avatar #47 - egosumproxi (10/07/2015) [-]
My family was living in outback Australia at the time and the reason my sister and I were bullied in primary school was because our older brother had stolen our neighbours marijuana crop and left town. Our stupid older brother started a kind of feud between 2 of our neighbours and our family after that, which generally involved them trying to run our dad off the road when he was taking us to school in the morning, and telling their kids to give us shit at school. They also caused a bushfire in our vicinity at one point. So they were gigantic assholes.

Then, since the school my sister and I went to only had a maximum of 50 kids the whole time I went there it was like giving me shit became, I don't know, tradition, after the 2 asshole neighbour's kids went off to high school. Maybe exacerbated a bit because I was smart, and a bit of a teachers pet because I was always polite and stayed out of trouble.

It's not like I was an asshole back to them like in the story up there. I was usually the first person to make friends with any new kids, up until they learnt the status quo and then they'd basically tell me to fuck off so they could gain some standing.

So yeah, I basically had shit rained on me for most of the time I was at primary school for no good reason relating to me specifically. That's why I said "for no good reason", because there was a reason which was stupid.
User avatar #4 - soldiertwo (10/06/2015) [-]
when you swim in a ocean of piss, you might aswell pee, for what makes the difference when everything is piss anyway?
#3 - fapperdefap (10/06/2015) [-]
#39 - When you're getting into bed after a big night out. 09/14/2015 on kangaroo +2
#7 - Or it's a toad riding another toad into battle. 09/12/2015 on hail 0
#87 - I think it might be from playing too much runescape.... but I … 08/29/2015 on How to defeat IS +2
#11 - I had assumed the coincidence was that he was black... Oh dear… 08/28/2015 on CURSES 0
#6 - That he's black? No, I don't think that was the obvious joke. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on CURSES -8
#8 - lemonpizzapie (08/28/2015) [-]
where did you even get that from? I just said that he pointed out the joke of the content, that Steven commented on that status with a joke reply, and then this guy pointed out that joke...
User avatar #11 - MrJakkadakka (08/28/2015) [-]
I had assumed the coincidence was that he was black... Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.
#42 - Nice one man, that'd be sick. I'm trying to get a fire cape at… 08/20/2015 on Runescape +1
#38 - That's a ******* decent iron man bro.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Runescape +2
#40 - sniffythebird (08/20/2015) [-]
Cheers, m9001.

Just got 85 crafting and an onyx.

Gonna attempt a +5 boost and make a fury tomorrow, gotta sleep now cause I'm tired as shit tho.

After I get my fury I'm getting construction up and building myself a gilded altar. Shit is finally starting to come together!
User avatar #42 - MrJakkadakka (08/20/2015) [-]
Nice one man, that'd be sick. I'm trying to get a fire cape at the moment... got to jad, tried to lure healer and got 1 hit.... was not happy at all haha.
#41 - sniffythebird (08/20/2015) [-]
Meant to post this.

Dunno why it did a duplicate pic
#16 - My bets on him texting his mate 'Let's go to the gym you fat … 08/17/2015 on Discipline +6
#22 - Dick flopping around like a happy dog'd tongue hahaahhaahahaahaahhaa  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on Tell me your awkward sex... +4
#27 - slickey (08/17/2015) [-]
That one made the story


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#178 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
" brothers, now guarding you''
User avatar #173 - prycebear (01/29/2015) [-]
How was the earthquake buddy ;)
User avatar #175 to #173 - MrJakkadakka (01/29/2015) [-]
....How do you know me anyway man haha? I just stalked you, saw a picture of you and don't recognise you?
User avatar #176 to #175 - prycebear (01/29/2015) [-]
Saw a picture of me????????
No I remeber glancing over a comment where you said you lived in oakham/went to school God that sounds weird Yeah im in cottesmore and it was weird as hell...
User avatar #177 to #176 - MrJakkadakka (01/29/2015) [-]
Haha I found it recently posted on admins thing. Ahh okay, fair.
User avatar #174 to #173 - MrJakkadakka (01/29/2015) [-]
I was in Nottingham so I didn't feel it... I was in Oakham last time there was one though... it's ******* odd.
#172 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #171 - MrJakkadakka (05/26/2014) [-]
Colour test?
User avatar #165 - sirbrentcoe (04/13/2014) [-]
so we aren't friends any more?
User avatar #166 to #165 - MrJakkadakka (04/13/2014) [-]
It was a pending outward request? Are we not still friends on this?
User avatar #167 to #166 - sirbrentcoe (04/13/2014) [-]
it said we're not. i don't know dude..
User avatar #168 to #167 - MrJakkadakka (04/13/2014) [-]
Right. You add me?
User avatar #169 to #168 - sirbrentcoe (04/13/2014) [-]
just did. usually add people who make me laugh. do you make OC at all?
User avatar #170 to #169 - MrJakkadakka (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't... but I kinda want to..
User avatar #164 - angelmitskano ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Do you do commissions?
#160 - epicextreme (03/26/2014) [-]
was good,
i'm at art college currently and i work a lot in 3-D in clay, can you tell me some of the techniques you use that you find helps in contrast to other methods?
also do you work in wood? because this is an Axe i designed and hand made (sorry for camera quality
thank you very much
User avatar #161 to #160 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Awesome! Umm, well... to be honest dude, I just use my hands! I don't really know about techniques... I just do it till it looks right!
No, I don't but I would love to! That axe looks badass!
#162 to #161 - epicextreme (03/26/2014) [-]
thank you!  that means a lot comeing from such a awesome sculptor like yourself   
if you do work with wood use MDF because you can carve stuff into it using a lino cutting tool and its easy to shape and cut    
and i suppose that's the easiest way haha thanks anyway im doing a sculpture for my final project at art college so i'll show you how it looks when i finish
thank you! that means a lot comeing from such a awesome sculptor like yourself
if you do work with wood use MDF because you can carve stuff into it using a lino cutting tool and its easy to shape and cut
and i suppose that's the easiest way haha thanks anyway im doing a sculpture for my final project at art college so i'll show you how it looks when i finish
User avatar #163 to #162 - MrJakkadakka (03/26/2014) [-]
Thanks dude!
Yeah that'd be awesome! Please do!
#159 - europe (03/26/2014) [-]
If you want extra inspiration you may want to look into the manga Berserk
It contains an awful lot of monsters and grotesques
#150 - homonym (03/25/2014) [-]
So, uh, dude.

Read a comment from you saying you won't go to art college/uni?
Can I ask why? :v
User avatar #151 to #150 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
The art course they offered was frankly quite offensive... I'll be damned if I'm spending my time making cardboard box installations when I want to sculpt angels in clay.
#152 to #151 - homonym (03/25/2014) [-]
d'aw, cute.

So, you're planning to make this a living? Sculpting?
User avatar #153 to #152 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
No, I'm not.. I did think I was going to last year... but since then, my mind has changed and I'm off to study English and Philosophy in September.
#154 to #153 - homonym (03/25/2014) [-]
.. Why? You've got talent!
- and it makes you happy, doesn't it?
User avatar #155 to #154 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
It just seem a viable option for actually making a living.
Yes, it makes me happy... but so does going to the gym and learning academic things
#156 to #155 - homonym (03/25/2014) [-]
I guess, and hey, it's still possible as a hobby (with profits if you wanted too)!
User avatar #157 to #156 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd love to keep it as a hobby
#158 to #157 - homonym (03/25/2014) [-]
Yea, don't you ******* dare stop doing that **** , you beautiful man!
It's amazing!
User avatar #139 - lot (03/25/2014) [-]
So anyway, what school/university/whatever did you went to? I've studied photography myself. I kinda really, really hate modern type stuff. Last thing I saw were 5 buckets full of tampons. Hnnnghhhhhn. And it wasn't in the restroom.
User avatar #140 to #139 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
I go to Oakham School in the UK. You? I'm 18, but was 17 when I made that sculpture. Photography is great... actually would like to get into it, it's just so expensive to start up. Bloody hell hah
User avatar #141 to #140 - lot (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh I went to KASK in Ghent, Belgium. I'm 23 now, I'm not really into it anymore. The teachers killed it for me by being so damn subjective if you know what I mean. They didn't comment on the technique, just on what they thought was ugly or not. It's not that expensive though, 500 euros can get you a long way. Maybe I should upload some of my art here as OC...
User avatar #142 to #141 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh nice one. Hmm, that's a real shame... but makes sense. Upload some work bro, do it!
User avatar #143 to #142 - lot (03/25/2014) [-]
Brozoning a girl is kinda weird dude
User avatar #144 to #143 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
Simply a term of affection ;)
User avatar #146 to #145 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
Thumbed it. That's ******* cool. Are you the girl?
User avatar #147 to #146 - lot (03/25/2014) [-]
Yesh, a couple of years ago though. Picture was a bitch to made, with the focus and lighting and **** .
User avatar #148 to #147 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
I bet it was. Looks good though!
User avatar #149 to #148 - lot (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! I have a whole sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll series heh
User avatar #137 - tosado (03/25/2014) [-]
If I could give 100 handjobs to 100 genies and only get the ability to sculpt half as good as you. I would.

Partially because your sculptures are amazing and I wish I was even 1/10th as good as you. And because I really want to give some Genies some handjobs.
User avatar #138 to #137 - MrJakkadakka (03/25/2014) [-]
I'm going to take that as a massive compliment, so thanks.
User avatar #127 - jingleforth (12/02/2013) [-]
I love your sculptures
User avatar #128 to #127 - MrJakkadakka (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks dude. Means a lot
User avatar #129 to #128 - jingleforth (12/02/2013) [-]
Can you also draw good? or are you just a sculptor?
User avatar #130 to #129 - MrJakkadakka (12/02/2013) [-]
Check my instagram 'Jacktudorlane'.

User avatar #131 to #130 - jingleforth (12/02/2013) [-]

Where'd you learn to draw? pls teach me ur ways master
User avatar #132 to #131 - MrJakkadakka (12/05/2013) [-]
I didn't really learn anywhere.. I just spent a lot of time drawing
User avatar #133 to #132 - jingleforth (12/05/2013) [-]
You'll probably ask money for it or not tell me at all.

But can u pls tell me how to draw a full human ;_;

btw, you're art is pretty good. Did you go to college for art or something?
User avatar #134 to #133 - MrJakkadakka (12/05/2013) [-]
There are loads of pictures and anatomy studies online that you could use I honestly can't advise you much with drawing except practice and be patient!

Thanks man. No I didn't... I was going to... but I didn't. I'm only 18.
User avatar #135 to #134 - jingleforth (12/05/2013) [-]
But I've tried that. Doesn't work.

And all video artists do stuff like "Okay, I'm going to skip the video while I add a few details." and they basically skipped a lot.

Or they usually only explain how to draw just a couple things. And I'm not that good where I can make an art puzzle and piece together different art formats (Any art I'm learning from is an art style I copy. Can't change that.)

User avatar #136 to #135 - MrJakkadakka (12/05/2013) [-]
Just practice mate ;) Practice and practice and practice Start up a sketchbook and you'll see how you progress... trust me
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User avatar #125 to #124 - MrJakkadakka (03/23/2013) [-]
I am. But I have 4 weeks of school holidays.
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User avatar #123 - seniorpokeman (03/20/2013) [-]
Any chance you've started looking further than posting pictures of your sculptures online to sell them? Or are you still just going to post them, and hope for the best?
User avatar #122 - Stalkerz (03/08/2013) [-]
You're a sexy manbeast.
User avatar #120 - jaywonderland (03/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 to #120 - MrJakkadakka (03/08/2013) [-]
#119 - xxsnappyxx (03/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Sculptures are are gay and you're gay.
User avatar #118 to #117 - MrJakkadakka (03/08/2013) [-]
(G)lorious (A)non(Y)mous.

Say no more.
User avatar #115 - ICEDgrunge (03/08/2013) [-]
I think you're about to become everyone's favorite funnyjunker, and I'm okay with that.

You better prepare for the storm, maggot.
User avatar #116 to #115 - MrJakkadakka (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm prepared.
User avatar #113 - sao (03/08/2013) [-]
So, how did it go?
User avatar #114 to #113 - MrJakkadakka (03/08/2013) [-]
Lucifer? Well thanks :) Pictures coming soon.
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