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#5 - But... now when he's outside in his garden he can still see hi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2016 on He fought the law and... -14
#68 - nowthatsedgy (04/15/2016) [-]
accurate visual description
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#55 - thatonecommunist (04/14/2016) [-]
It takes a real genius to be that stupid.

Gold star.
#51 - anon (04/14/2016) [-]
The concrete goes around the garden. He didn't turn his entire backyard into a 5-foot-high parking lot.
#46 - neokun (04/14/2016) [-]
How does one even think like this.
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#43 - meganinja (04/14/2016) [-]
First of all, if you wanted to put up a 10 foot fence you aren't going to care if you can see your neighbor or not.
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#40 - propanex (04/14/2016) [-]
jesus christ are you that fucking stupid? do you really think he poured a 5 foot thick giant ass concrete slab in his whole back yard just to raise the fence up?
#39 - anon (04/14/2016) [-]
Dumbass, and even if that was somehow the case, i'm sure he didn't want his neighbour seeing into his garden, not the other way around...
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#7 - shadowkingdr (04/14/2016) [-]
he did not raise his garden 5 feet but essentially made a thicker concrete wall and but a wooden fence ontop
#21 - Yeah that ****** me up real good. 04/13/2016 on Ballad of Ella +4
#8 - Anyone? 04/12/2016 on 1260 +15
#20 - You can't target specific spots for fat loss. You can only bui… 04/10/2016 on Shiver your fat off!!! +2
#8 - Harry Spotter.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2016 on Harry murder +66
#9 - funnyhard (03/23/2016) [-]
His best gym buddy
#15 - Comment deleted 03/21/2016 on The foorchuns -1
#87 - Oh **** yeah. 11/30/2015 on 'The Mountain' World Record... 0
#77 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on 'The Mountain' World Record... 0
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#86 - tremblingkiwi (11/30/2015) [-]
That photo when you met him..?
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#87 - MrJakkadakka (11/30/2015) [-]
Oh shit yeah.
#16 - God knows how ugly you look without the beard.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Science +13
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#47 - brobathehutt (11/13/2015) [-]
It's a good thing he has the beard then
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#17 - lean (11/13/2015) [-]
God fears how ugly I look without the beard. I swear it looks like my mother just squeezed me out. Good thing I can reasonably pull off facial hair.
#2 - Autist not invited to party... Proves why he shouldn't be …  [+] (36 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Revenge +270
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#46 - adviceweed (10/06/2015) [-]
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#35 - pivotmasterdmtwo (10/06/2015) [-]
This guy gets it
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#26 - zeunfunnyguy (10/06/2015) [-]
also if she wants to hang out with him cus he gives her money she really is a bitch
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#29 - thefeelslimshady (10/06/2015) [-]
True but if someone liked you enough to give you 200$ maybe you should hang out with them regardless of if they are going to give you more money. It's a weird way of initiating a friendship but still.
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#30 - zeunfunnyguy (10/06/2015) [-]
yeah i guess

if i gave someone money and they'd want to start hanging out with me,
I'd never be able to trust that they're really friends of mine.
#37 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**She stated that they never really talked so that's probably why she didnt invite him. Since he did something nice to her she felt obliged to hang out and maybe do something nice back and start being friendly. But he's just a fag in the end.
#8 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
because the only reason youd get invited should be that you have shitloads of money to throw around.
#27 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Being a fucking tard is why he shouldn't be invited... he was nice to her, she was nice back, she asked to hang out, she never had to do that
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#31 - oxidoferroso (10/06/2015) [-]
lol I wonder why she asked to hang out? Are you retarded or something? She wanted more gift cards, fag
#38 - pinheiro (10/06/2015) [-]
Let's totally forget the fact that he could have fked her
#43 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Not everything in life is about sex, I would say the reaction of this bitch was worth more than having sex with her.
Don't be so pathetically desperate.
#45 - pinheiro (10/06/2015) [-]
And what is life about?
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#36 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Or maybe she wanted to suck him off? I mean in my mind it's a 50/50, we'll just never know because dude from greentext is a spiteful asshole.
#23 - justleaving (10/06/2015) [-]
well, that's how I not get invited
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#6 - miscreant (10/06/2015) [-]
Hey, if people hate you for no reason you might as well justify it for them and give them a reason.
It makes for great future stories and amazing present giggles.
#7 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Maybe the reason is he always does stuff like this
#9 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
or maybe its not?
now what?
#11 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
It is tho
Case and point: she said so
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#12 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
You always suck cock, especially mine
Just because someone says something don't mean it's true
#13 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Confirmed troll liar
Chick a lot of people like

No but statistics work
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#14 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
A lot of people like OR that people hang around
#16 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Someone who isn't a confirmed lying neet regardless
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#17 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
#18 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Like 90% of bronies
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#19 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
But what does it mean I've never heard of it
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#25 - kyouko (10/06/2015) [-]
Not in Education, Employment or Training

Basically a basement dweller.
#20 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
That's weird bro
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#21 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
What's that mean? Google it myself? I did that once and what they meant was "You are being picky" but the result was "You are shitting on my chest and cumming on my face" That's why I ask first
#22 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
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#5 - egosumproxi (10/06/2015) [-]
If people are going to not like you anyway, you might as well not give a shit and amuse yourself. As a person who's been unpopular in school for no good reason I wish I'd had opportunities to do stuff like that.
#32 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
"for no good reason"
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#47 - egosumproxi (10/07/2015) [-]
My family was living in outback Australia at the time and the reason my sister and I were bullied in primary school was because our older brother had stolen our neighbours marijuana crop and left town. Our stupid older brother started a kind of feud between 2 of our neighbours and our family after that, which generally involved them trying to run our dad off the road when he was taking us to school in the morning, and telling their kids to give us shit at school. They also caused a bushfire in our vicinity at one point. So they were gigantic assholes.

Then, since the school my sister and I went to only had a maximum of 50 kids the whole time I went there it was like giving me shit became, I don't know, tradition, after the 2 asshole neighbour's kids went off to high school. Maybe exacerbated a bit because I was smart, and a bit of a teachers pet because I was always polite and stayed out of trouble.

It's not like I was an asshole back to them like in the story up there. I was usually the first person to make friends with any new kids, up until they learnt the status quo and then they'd basically tell me to fuck off so they could gain some standing.

So yeah, I basically had shit rained on me for most of the time I was at primary school for no good reason relating to me specifically. That's why I said "for no good reason", because there was a reason which was stupid.
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#4 - soldiertwo (10/06/2015) [-]
when you swim in a ocean of piss, you might aswell pee, for what makes the difference when everything is piss anyway?
#3 - fapperdefap (10/06/2015) [-]
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#178 - keplerx
(09/12/2015) [-]
" brothers, now guarding you''
#173 - prycebear
(01/29/2015) [-]
How was the earthquake buddy ;)
#175 to #173 - MrJakkadakka
(01/29/2015) [-]
....How do you know me anyway man haha? I just stalked you, saw a picture of you and don't recognise you?
#176 to #175 - prycebear
(01/29/2015) [-]
Saw a picture of me????????
No I remeber glancing over a comment where you said you lived in oakham/went to school God that sounds weird Yeah im in cottesmore and it was weird as hell...
#177 to #176 - MrJakkadakka
(01/29/2015) [-]
Haha I found it recently posted on admins thing. Ahh okay, fair.
#174 to #173 - MrJakkadakka
(01/29/2015) [-]
I was in Nottingham so I didn't feel it... I was in Oakham last time there was one though... it's ******* odd.
#172 - evilhomer
(06/21/2014) [-]
#171 - MrJakkadakka
(05/26/2014) [-]
Colour test?
#165 - sirbrentcoe
(04/13/2014) [-]
so we aren't friends any more?
#166 to #165 - MrJakkadakka
(04/13/2014) [-]
It was a pending outward request? Are we not still friends on this?
#167 to #166 - sirbrentcoe
(04/13/2014) [-]
it said we're not. i don't know dude..
#168 to #167 - MrJakkadakka
(04/13/2014) [-]
Right. You add me?
#169 to #168 - sirbrentcoe
(04/13/2014) [-]
just did. usually add people who make me laugh. do you make OC at all?
#170 to #169 - MrJakkadakka
(04/13/2014) [-]
I don't... but I kinda want to..
#164 - angelmitskano
(03/27/2014) [-]
Do you do commissions?
#160 - epicextreme ONLINE
(03/26/2014) [-]
was good,
i'm at art college currently and i work a lot in 3-D in clay, can you tell me some of the techniques you use that you find helps in contrast to other methods?
also do you work in wood? because this is an Axe i designed and hand made (sorry for camera quality
thank you very much
#161 to #160 - MrJakkadakka
(03/26/2014) [-]
Awesome! Umm, well... to be honest dude, I just use my hands! I don't really know about techniques... I just do it till it looks right!
No, I don't but I would love to! That axe looks badass!
#162 to #161 - epicextreme ONLINE
(03/26/2014) [-]
thank you!  that means a lot comeing from such a awesome sculptor like yourself   
if you do work with wood use MDF because you can carve stuff into it using a lino cutting tool and its easy to shape and cut    
and i suppose that's the easiest way haha thanks anyway im doing a sculpture for my final project at art college so i'll show you how it looks when i finish
thank you! that means a lot comeing from such a awesome sculptor like yourself
if you do work with wood use MDF because you can carve stuff into it using a lino cutting tool and its easy to shape and cut
and i suppose that's the easiest way haha thanks anyway im doing a sculpture for my final project at art college so i'll show you how it looks when i finish
#163 to #162 - MrJakkadakka
(03/26/2014) [-]
Thanks dude!
Yeah that'd be awesome! Please do!
#159 - europe
(03/26/2014) [-]
If you want extra inspiration you may want to look into the manga Berserk
It contains an awful lot of monsters and grotesques
#150 - homonym
(03/25/2014) [-]
So, uh, dude.

Read a comment from you saying you won't go to art college/uni?
Can I ask why? :v
#151 to #150 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
The art course they offered was frankly quite offensive... I'll be damned if I'm spending my time making cardboard box installations when I want to sculpt angels in clay.
#152 to #151 - homonym
(03/25/2014) [-]
d'aw, cute.

So, you're planning to make this a living? Sculpting?
#153 to #152 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
No, I'm not.. I did think I was going to last year... but since then, my mind has changed and I'm off to study English and Philosophy in September.
#154 to #153 - homonym
(03/25/2014) [-]
.. Why? You've got talent!
- and it makes you happy, doesn't it?
#155 to #154 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
It just seem a viable option for actually making a living.
Yes, it makes me happy... but so does going to the gym and learning academic things
#156 to #155 - homonym
(03/25/2014) [-]
I guess, and hey, it's still possible as a hobby (with profits if you wanted too)!
#157 to #156 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd love to keep it as a hobby
#158 to #157 - homonym
(03/25/2014) [-]
Yea, don't you ******* dare stop doing that ****, you beautiful man!
It's amazing!
#139 - lot
(03/25/2014) [-]
So anyway, what school/university/whatever did you went to? I've studied photography myself. I kinda really, really hate modern type stuff. Last thing I saw were 5 buckets full of tampons. Hnnnghhhhhn. And it wasn't in the restroom.
#140 to #139 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
I go to Oakham School in the UK. You? I'm 18, but was 17 when I made that sculpture. Photography is great... actually would like to get into it, it's just so expensive to start up. Bloody hell hah
#141 to #140 - lot
(03/25/2014) [-]
Oh I went to KASK in Ghent, Belgium. I'm 23 now, I'm not really into it anymore. The teachers killed it for me by being so damn subjective if you know what I mean. They didn't comment on the technique, just on what they thought was ugly or not. It's not that expensive though, 500 euros can get you a long way. Maybe I should upload some of my art here as OC...
#142 to #141 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
Oh nice one. Hmm, that's a real shame... but makes sense. Upload some work bro, do it!
#143 to #142 - lot
(03/25/2014) [-]
Brozoning a girl is kinda weird dude
#144 to #143 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
Simply a term of affection ;)
#146 to #145 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
Thumbed it. That's ******* cool. Are you the girl?
#147 to #146 - lot
(03/25/2014) [-]
Yesh, a couple of years ago though. Picture was a bitch to made, with the focus and lighting and ****.
#148 to #147 - MrJakkadakka
(03/25/2014) [-]
I bet it was. Looks good though!
#149 to #148 - lot
(03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! I have a whole sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll series heh