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MrJakkadakka

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/28/2010
Last Login:6/25/2016
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Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:995 times
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#5 - But... now when he's outside in his garden he can still see hi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2016 on He fought the law and... -14
#68 - nowthatsedgy (04/15/2016) [-]
accurate visual description
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#55 - thatonecommunist (04/14/2016) [-]
It takes a real genius to be that stupid.

Gold star.
#51 - anon (04/14/2016) [-]
The concrete goes around the garden. He didn't turn his entire backyard into a 5-foot-high parking lot.
#46 - neokun (04/14/2016) [-]
How does one even think like this.
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#43 - meganinja (04/14/2016) [-]
First of all, if you wanted to put up a 10 foot fence you aren't going to care if you can see your neighbor or not.
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#40 - propanex (04/14/2016) [-]
jesus christ are you that fucking stupid? do you really think he poured a 5 foot thick giant ass concrete slab in his whole back yard just to raise the fence up?
#39 - anon (04/14/2016) [-]
Dumbass, and even if that was somehow the case, i'm sure he didn't want his neighbour seeing into his garden, not the other way around...
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#7 - shadowkingdr (04/14/2016) [-]
he did not raise his garden 5 feet but essentially made a thicker concrete wall and but a wooden fence ontop
#21 - Yeah that ****** me up real good. 04/13/2016 on Ballad of Ella +4
#8 - Anyone? 04/12/2016 on 1260 +15
#20 - You can't target specific spots for fat loss. You can only bui… 04/10/2016 on Shiver your fat off!!! +2
#8 - Harry Spotter.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2016 on Harry murder +66
#9 - funnyhard (03/23/2016) [-]
His best gym buddy
#15 - Comment deleted 03/21/2016 on The foorchuns -1
#87 - Oh **** yeah. 11/30/2015 on 'The Mountain' World Record... 0
#77 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on 'The Mountain' World Record... 0
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#86 - tremblingkiwi (11/30/2015) [-]
That photo when you met him..?
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#87 - MrJakkadakka (11/30/2015) [-]
Oh shit yeah.
#16 - God knows how ugly you look without the beard.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Science +13
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#47 - brobathehutt (11/13/2015) [-]
It's a good thing he has the beard then
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#17 - lean (11/13/2015) [-]
God fears how ugly I look without the beard. I swear it looks like my mother just squeezed me out. Good thing I can reasonably pull off facial hair.
#2 - Autist not invited to party... Proves why he shouldn't be …  [+] (36 new replies) 10/06/2015 on Revenge +270
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#46 - adviceweed (10/06/2015) [-]
^
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#35 - pivotmasterdmtwo (10/06/2015) [-]
This guy gets it
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#26 - zeunfunnyguy (10/06/2015) [-]
also if she wants to hang out with him cus he gives her money she really is a bitch
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#29 - thefeelslimshady (10/06/2015) [-]
True but if someone liked you enough to give you 200$ maybe you should hang out with them regardless of if they are going to give you more money. It's a weird way of initiating a friendship but still.
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#30 - zeunfunnyguy (10/06/2015) [-]
yeah i guess

if i gave someone money and they'd want to start hanging out with me,
I'd never be able to trust that they're really friends of mine.
#37 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**She stated that they never really talked so that's probably why she didnt invite him. Since he did something nice to her she felt obliged to hang out and maybe do something nice back and start being friendly. But he's just a fag in the end.
#8 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
because the only reason youd get invited should be that you have shitloads of money to throw around.
right.
#27 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Being a fucking tard is why he shouldn't be invited... he was nice to her, she was nice back, she asked to hang out, she never had to do that
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#31 - oxidoferroso (10/06/2015) [-]
lol I wonder why she asked to hang out? Are you retarded or something? She wanted more gift cards, fag
#38 - pinheiro (10/06/2015) [-]
Let's totally forget the fact that he could have fked her
#43 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Not everything in life is about sex, I would say the reaction of this bitch was worth more than having sex with her.
Don't be so pathetically desperate.
#45 - pinheiro (10/06/2015) [-]
And what is life about?
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#36 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Or maybe she wanted to suck him off? I mean in my mind it's a 50/50, we'll just never know because dude from greentext is a spiteful asshole.
#23 - justleaving (10/06/2015) [-]
well, that's how I not get invited
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#6 - miscreant (10/06/2015) [-]
Hey, if people hate you for no reason you might as well justify it for them and give them a reason.
It makes for great future stories and amazing present giggles.
#7 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Maybe the reason is he always does stuff like this
#9 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
or maybe its not?
now what?
#11 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
It is tho
Case and point: she said so
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#12 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
You always suck cock, especially mine
Just because someone says something don't mean it's true
#13 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Confirmed troll liar
Vs
Chick a lot of people like

No but statistics work
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#14 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
A lot of people like OR that people hang around
#16 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Someone who isn't a confirmed lying neet regardless
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#17 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
Neet?
#18 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Like 90% of bronies
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#19 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
But what does it mean I've never heard of it
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#25 - kyouko (10/06/2015) [-]
Not in Education, Employment or Training
NEET.

Basically a basement dweller.
#20 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
That's weird bro
Giyf
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#21 - anotherponyaccount (10/06/2015) [-]
giyf?
What's that mean? Google it myself? I did that once and what they meant was "You are being picky" but the result was "You are shitting on my chest and cumming on my face" That's why I ask first
#22 - derpinstock (10/06/2015) [-]
Wut
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#5 - egosumproxi (10/06/2015) [-]
If people are going to not like you anyway, you might as well not give a shit and amuse yourself. As a person who's been unpopular in school for no good reason I wish I'd had opportunities to do stuff like that.
#32 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
"for no good reason"
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#47 - egosumproxi (10/07/2015) [-]
My family was living in outback Australia at the time and the reason my sister and I were bullied in primary school was because our older brother had stolen our neighbours marijuana crop and left town. Our stupid older brother started a kind of feud between 2 of our neighbours and our family after that, which generally involved them trying to run our dad off the road when he was taking us to school in the morning, and telling their kids to give us shit at school. They also caused a bushfire in our vicinity at one point. So they were gigantic assholes.

Then, since the school my sister and I went to only had a maximum of 50 kids the whole time I went there it was like giving me shit became, I don't know, tradition, after the 2 asshole neighbour's kids went off to high school. Maybe exacerbated a bit because I was smart, and a bit of a teachers pet because I was always polite and stayed out of trouble.

It's not like I was an asshole back to them like in the story up there. I was usually the first person to make friends with any new kids, up until they learnt the status quo and then they'd basically tell me to fuck off so they could gain some standing.

So yeah, I basically had shit rained on me for most of the time I was at primary school for no good reason relating to me specifically. That's why I said "for no good reason", because there was a reason which was stupid.
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#4 - soldiertwo (10/06/2015) [-]
when you swim in a ocean of piss, you might aswell pee, for what makes the difference when everything is piss anyway?
#3 - fapperdefap (10/06/2015) [-]