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#57 - Looks like we gotta ban knives now. Good bye triangle sandwich…  [+] (3 replies) 04/10/2014 on I applaud 0
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#124 - makedonski (04/10/2014) [-]
They have less right angles than an uncut sandwich.
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#67 - myjeren (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, because so many people lost their lives here.
#143 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah a bunch of kids just got mutilated, but since they didn't die we don't have to make anything safer.
#17 - I know its a "Take as' photo. but shouldn't they be flinc…  [+] (2 replies) 04/07/2014 on Wait a minute.... 0
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#29 - mnorker (04/07/2014) [-]
Depends how quick and if any noise was actually made.
Even me saying that, true there may have been reaction that's if they fully acknowledged the event. Sometimes things happen and if you're focused on one thing enough you don't notice another. I've watched two friend have a full conversation with someone and not noticed the bartender punch someone in the face until the (deserving) victim landed on me. The bartender and Idiot had been arguing for half an hour. Top volume.
#39 - MrGordon (04/07/2014) [-]
Yea I guess that's true man. But to me it just seems like one of those four people's eyes would have atleast jumped to it. But I could be wrong. Just seems weird
#3 - Please tell me she actually said that?  [+] (1 reply) 03/04/2014 on Ellen killed it last night +26
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#4 - agrani (03/04/2014) [-]
She did
She also demanded money for pizza
She crashed twitter
She mocked Jennifer Lawrence for falling
god i love her
#53 - Idk...the would you kindly one is pretty cool. Just because it…  [+] (2 replies) 01/08/2014 on Horrible Tattoo Compilation +22
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#57 - rindoshi (01/08/2014) [-]
i honestly got a little mad when I saw it under the "horrible tattoo" title.

found the die hard bioshock fan
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#54 - someoneforamoment (01/08/2014) [-]
It'd definitely hold up better than the obsolete Xbox tattoo. But it might be suggestive.