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MrFish

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Age: 113
Date Signed Up:5/02/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Off the coast of Canada
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latest user's comments

#116 - I don't interact with people on the internet. all i do is lurk 02/27/2015 on Technology 0
#5 - Do Joint Task Force 2, Canadian special forces 02/25/2015 on U.S Army Ranger Fact... +2
#144 - Definitely looking forward to JTF-2 *wink* *wink* 02/23/2015 on SAS Fact Compilation +2
#376 - Do JTFT-2, the Canadian special forces 02/22/2015 on Green Beret Fact Compilation +1
#64 - The FN-P90 is chambered in 5.7x28mm and can fire 900rounds per minute  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Gun Fact Comp - FN FAL +3
User avatar #77 - sjanger (02/11/2015) [-]
Just curious, is that the theoretical rounds per minute? Or can you really shoot that fast without it overheating?
User avatar #91 - icedcarbon (02/11/2015) [-]
people measure rate of fire in many ways... one would be measuring how many rounds in 1 second... in the case of P90 it would be around 15 a second. 15x60= 900
User avatar #101 - sjanger (02/12/2015) [-]
Yes I know that. That is just basic math, but that that does not answer my question at all. Since my question was if you can really fire 900 rounds within one minute without the gun overheating. During my military service I had a Sako Rk 95 Tp, which has a theoretical fire rate of about 750 rounds per minute, but if you would try to fire that many bullets (within 1 minute) the barrel would eventually bend because the metal would soften due to the heat.
User avatar #102 - icedcarbon (02/12/2015) [-]
oh, apologies... i see what you mean.

P90's barrel overheats really quickly... so i doubt you'd fire all 900 with no problems. PS90's original 26cm barrel doesn't overheat like the short barrel. You could just stick the long barrel into a P90 (too bad it's not available for civilians) and try, as the long barrel was made to correct its heating problems and to create a civilian carbine.
User avatar #104 - sjanger (02/12/2015) [-]
That´s interesting, thanks
#61 - I'm sorry did you not want to learn anything today?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Gun Fact Comp - FN FAL +2
User avatar #62 - fuzzyballs (02/11/2015) [-]
if I cared to learn about guns, I'd either ask or look it up myself
#64 - MrFish (02/11/2015) [-]
The FN-P90 is chambered in 5.7x28mm and can fire 900rounds per minute
User avatar #77 - sjanger (02/11/2015) [-]
Just curious, is that the theoretical rounds per minute? Or can you really shoot that fast without it overheating?
User avatar #91 - icedcarbon (02/11/2015) [-]
people measure rate of fire in many ways... one would be measuring how many rounds in 1 second... in the case of P90 it would be around 15 a second. 15x60= 900
User avatar #101 - sjanger (02/12/2015) [-]
Yes I know that. That is just basic math, but that that does not answer my question at all. Since my question was if you can really fire 900 rounds within one minute without the gun overheating. During my military service I had a Sako Rk 95 Tp, which has a theoretical fire rate of about 750 rounds per minute, but if you would try to fire that many bullets (within 1 minute) the barrel would eventually bend because the metal would soften due to the heat.
User avatar #102 - icedcarbon (02/12/2015) [-]
oh, apologies... i see what you mean.

P90's barrel overheats really quickly... so i doubt you'd fire all 900 with no problems. PS90's original 26cm barrel doesn't overheat like the short barrel. You could just stick the long barrel into a P90 (too bad it's not available for civilians) and try, as the long barrel was made to correct its heating problems and to create a civilian carbine.
User avatar #104 - sjanger (02/12/2015) [-]
That´s interesting, thanks
#59 - FN has made many fine guns, the FN-P90 and the Scar series of …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Gun Fact Comp - FN FAL +4
User avatar #60 - fuzzyballs (02/11/2015) [-]
that's odd, I don't recall asking?
User avatar #61 - MrFish (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm sorry did you not want to learn anything today?
User avatar #62 - fuzzyballs (02/11/2015) [-]
if I cared to learn about guns, I'd either ask or look it up myself
#64 - MrFish (02/11/2015) [-]
The FN-P90 is chambered in 5.7x28mm and can fire 900rounds per minute
User avatar #77 - sjanger (02/11/2015) [-]
Just curious, is that the theoretical rounds per minute? Or can you really shoot that fast without it overheating?
User avatar #91 - icedcarbon (02/11/2015) [-]
people measure rate of fire in many ways... one would be measuring how many rounds in 1 second... in the case of P90 it would be around 15 a second. 15x60= 900
User avatar #101 - sjanger (02/12/2015) [-]
Yes I know that. That is just basic math, but that that does not answer my question at all. Since my question was if you can really fire 900 rounds within one minute without the gun overheating. During my military service I had a Sako Rk 95 Tp, which has a theoretical fire rate of about 750 rounds per minute, but if you would try to fire that many bullets (within 1 minute) the barrel would eventually bend because the metal would soften due to the heat.
User avatar #102 - icedcarbon (02/12/2015) [-]
oh, apologies... i see what you mean.

P90's barrel overheats really quickly... so i doubt you'd fire all 900 with no problems. PS90's original 26cm barrel doesn't overheat like the short barrel. You could just stick the long barrel into a P90 (too bad it's not available for civilians) and try, as the long barrel was made to correct its heating problems and to create a civilian carbine.
User avatar #104 - sjanger (02/12/2015) [-]
That´s interesting, thanks
#29 - Oh **** my bad (not deleting that comment)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Potato Forces. +2
User avatar #31 - cutter (01/29/2015) [-]
nah you good.
#26 - Actually Canada has JTF2 and they get **** done. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Potato Forces. +2
User avatar #27 - cutter (01/29/2015) [-]
read the spoiler. he was making joke.
User avatar #29 - MrFish (01/29/2015) [-]
Oh shit my bad (not deleting that comment)
User avatar #31 - cutter (01/29/2015) [-]
nah you good.
#43 - you stick in a Canadian passport  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on WTF Fun Facts Vol. 1 Part 1 +1
#46 - melllvinnn (01/26/2015) [-]
Nevermind I found out how it opens.

www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/beer-fridge-opens-sing-o-canada-article-1.1844819

You dont actually have to be Canadian
User avatar #61 - goodhomer (01/26/2015) [-]
It was a publicity stunt and they had different ones that opened differently. There were indeed ones where you needed to insert a Canadian Passport.

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User avatar #53 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #52 - timbittwo (05/23/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #49 - timbittwo (10/09/2012) [-]
We should hang out sometime before I move to Calgary.
On an unrelated note: Are you planning on moving to Calgary any time soon?
User avatar #48 - timbitthree (09/21/2012) [-]
Wanna hang out this weekend?
User avatar #47 - timbittwo (09/13/2012) [-]
Rynadon.
#46 - timbittwo has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - anonexplains (09/04/2012) [-]
You is fag.
User avatar #44 - timbittwo (08/25/2012) [-]
er mer gerd mersterfersh
User avatar #32 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
So, how's that female that you like doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
her heart is still beating
User avatar #34 to #33 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
my dogs isn't though
#35 to #34 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. About the female.
loljk.
User avatar #36 to #35 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
how are your 27 animals doing?
User avatar #37 to #36 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
Delicious.
User avatar #38 to #37 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
good to know
User avatar #39 to #38 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes.
You don't enjoy gore do you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
I'm not that bothered by it
but it doesn't exactly give me a raging erection
User avatar #41 to #40 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
Oh I see.
I'm not bothered in the least. I actually find it kinda interesting. How did they die? Why is the top of this guys head missing?
You may think I'm a sick **** and I am so dale with it.
User avatar #42 to #41 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
any way thank you for all the lovely notifications
but I must be going good day to you sir
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#27 - timbittwo has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #26 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Why?
Why?
User avatar #31 to #29 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
Because reasons.
User avatar #24 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - MrFish ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Why are you doing this?
User avatar #28 to #25 - timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-]
Because reasons.
User avatar #23 - timbittwo (08/14/2012) [-]
Newfags can't blank comment.
User avatar #22 - timbittwo (08/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - timbittwo (08/05/2012) [-]
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