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#191 - We should make an oldfag channel so we can browse actual funny…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on bird man says it +1
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#199 - wedgehead (04/07/2016) [-]
We rather need that for comments.
The fucking wannabe rightwings invade almost every fucking thread nowadays.
#161 - Zoe quin rest in hell  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on bird man says it 0
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#162 - scorcho (04/06/2016) [-]
not like the reaction to it was proportional in any way.
#131 - I think its a growing opinion on this site. The pendulum will … 04/06/2016 on bird man says it +7
#123 - How long have you been here? I whole heartedly disagree. Aroun…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2016 on bird man says it +22
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#149 - scorcho (04/06/2016) [-]
i know exactly when it started.
it started with all this "gamergate" crap.
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#161 - MrDrProfessor (04/06/2016) [-]
Zoe quin rest in hell
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#162 - scorcho (04/06/2016) [-]
not like the reaction to it was proportional in any way.
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#130 - neutralgray (04/06/2016) [-]
Are you me? You sound like me.
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#131 - MrDrProfessor (04/06/2016) [-]
I think its a growing opinion on this site. The pendulum will hopefully swing the other way. With any luck the end of this election will be the peak of all this political bullshit
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2016 on Men's Fashion Do Vs Don't 0
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#124 - Damn youre badass dude  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on What's he smoking? +1
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#135 - hudis (12/18/2015) [-]
What? That was about my mum being gullible, not me being a badass. There's nothing special about smoking weed in Amsterdam.
#127 - You've clearly never met anybody you've cared about. You're lu…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Video games cause violence +13
#143 - infinitereaper (12/16/2015) [-]
>something must be wrong with him

It's always the mans fault, you go around making this baseless assumptions when I'm trying to warn people. Every think that part of it comes from experience? My ex gf, a childhood friend I loved more than anything, loved unconditionally and would do anything for just ended up cucking me, turning into a slut, becoming a feminist, SJW, man hater, spent her fathers money studying useless shit like womens studies, and has become pretty much everything wrong with the modern woman and feminism incarnate. She goes through so much dick she caught an STD and I wager it's only a matter of time before she ends up with pregnant or whatever else.

Can you fucking imagine if I had ended up marrying this bitch?
There's is this crazy notion ya'll got to understand; women are people.

And people be fucked up, except women get to take all your stuff.
#139 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Look at who posted it, this guy is pretty much redpill incarnate with how much he irrationally hates women and assumes they're all out to oppress him.
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#181 - scowler (12/16/2015) [-]
No, he's just saying that people in general can't be trusted today.
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#149 - infinitereaper (12/16/2015) [-]
>he irrationally hates women and assumes they're all out to oppress him
Think you're getting me confused with modern day feminism.
I'm just trying to warn people of the immense risk the modern man must face.
#90 - Man you really summed it up great. I'm glad there are still ra… 12/01/2015 on NOw days +11
#755 - k 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics 0
#32 - Did you previously enjoy these things? I personally hate the i… 11/22/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#128 - Pleinair (03/20/2015) [-]
3 years
#125 - theflamingfire (03/01/2014) [-]
Man you cause a lot of butt-hurt for people
#127 to #125 - MrDrProfessor (03/23/2014) [-]
People just don't like me
#126 to #125 - majormayor (03/16/2014) [-]
I missed the fun.
#119 - xenxio (12/15/2013) [-]
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit
#120 to #119 - MrDrProfessor (12/25/2013) [-]
You are?
#122 to #120 - xenxio (12/26/2013) [-]
By the way, can you accept my friend request? Its been a year
#121 to #120 - xenxio (12/25/2013) [-]
Of course, people like you dont come around often. Its nice to see those red thumbs. And with the introduction to negative levels its even better
#105 - xenxio (07/18/2012) [-]
Well its been a good 5 months, how have you been?
#123 to #105 - theflamingfire (03/01/2014) [-]
I just saw your whole chat that's just sad
#124 to #123 - xenxio (03/01/2014) [-]
uh. k
#106 to #105 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
who are you
#107 to #106 - xenxio (07/19/2012) [-]
Eh, kind of figure you wouldnt remember. I have a sharp memory. Just your everyday brony that you attempted to piss off long ago. But hey, forgive your enemies, but remember the ******* name right?
#108 to #107 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
i dont think i attempted to piss you off, most likely i just called you out for being the pussy bitch you most likely are
#109 to #108 - xenxio (07/19/2012) [-]
Its hard to upset me bro, so you can hold your insults back. Anyway, its funny why im here. There is this dude who claims you got him banned from negative thumbs and hes going around lots of people profile and ratting you out like a bitch. Once he said the username i couldnt help but laugh.
#110 to #109 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
How could I possibly have gotten somebody banned, I don't even use this site often
#111 to #110 - xenxio (07/19/2012) [-]
yeah, i saw that. Iunno, i guess hes using you as a scape goat, that or he really hates you. you tend to have that effect on people.
#112 to #111 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
Whos the user? I would prefer to not get banned or whatever as I am attatched to the age of this account, although the thumb count is going to **** as I no longer care about those
#113 to #112 - xenxio (07/19/2012) [-]
To be honest bro, you're a real asshole and i shouldnt help you. But for some reason i like that about you despite how you will always consider me as a horse licking cunt or something. I hate bronys just as much as you do, and thats sad considering the fact i am one. You were right 5 months ago about how they whine and cry about there life and **** and i was just being a stubborn douchebag not to realize it. dont get me wrong, you're still a dick, then again so am i. Sooo, ill help you out.....

his name is scarletbirds buddy. he cant post or comment, but hes gone anon and signing his username afterwards. I went through your recent comments to see what the **** storm was about, and hes apparently the guy who thinks we would be fine without a government (******* dumbass) so yeah, im not sure what you're going to do, but goodluck
#114 to #113 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha wait he got banned for that? How many thumbs down did he get? Did funnyjunk agree with me for once. He was the least intelligent person I have ever got in an arguement with. At least you have points behind your arguements even if I don't think they're valid. And I don't hate you, I just think your not mature enough to look at the world in a realistic way. Your too optomistic when in reality the world can be a dark place. Why pretend they're aren't bad things, it just leads to ignorance. If you can accept them they can try and be fixed. Its like how christianity held back scientifc advancement for hundreds of years. Its just false hope
#115 to #114 - xenxio (07/19/2012) [-]
Bro, i know how harsh the world can be, so dont consider me optimistic when deep down im the exact opposite. i dont want to get into it but long story short, my childhood was a wreck. Im in college now and just trying to make up for what I've lost. ill just leave it at that.

me liking a show made for little kids is in fact abnormal, and i can understand that. however the majority of the community are whining brats who fit the description you just typed perfectly. And to be honest, the fandom is probably why people become bronys rather than the show itself. i think its just because lots of kids have no social skills so they resort to pretending to like a kids show to be accepted. However on rare occasions you find a brony who doesnt fit this criteria, and im one of those rare occasions. Im a brony because i like the show, simple as that.

but hey you're free to think what you want about us. or maybe i should just change "us" to me. because you wont see me complaining about anything, or having bi polar mood swings.
#116 to #115 - MrDrProfessor (07/22/2012) [-]
are you implying im bipolar? and whatever dude, live your life, but a ****** up child hood isnt really something you can change so just get over it
#118 to #116 - xenxio (07/22/2012) [-]
and apparently theres a word filter for them now
#117 to #116 - xenxio (07/22/2012) [-]
i was implying other glorious faggot!s are bi polar and have mood swings
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#101 - somepervert (07/13/2012) [-]
Well someone's been getting alot of hate lately.
#102 to #204 - MrDrProfessor (07/13/2012) [-]
who are you, and who gives a ****? its a ****** little website
#103 to #205 - somepervert (07/13/2012) [-]
Chill out, slut.
#100 - somepervert (07/11/2012) [-]
I'll have to admit, you made me laugh out loud.
#99 - MrDrProfessor (06/27/2012) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 09**
#83 - xenxio (02/22/2012) [-]
You know, we never did anything to harm you, why do you feel as if you have to towards us? Just asking. And please dont make this into an argument of some sort because im really not up for it now.
#90 to #178 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
Hey, ponyfag; why don't you enjoy some anal masturbation with a pointy stick?
#92 to #191 - xenxio (02/22/2012) [-]
Ponyfag? maybe you can take a look at this chart and educate that stubborn brain of yours.
#93 to #193 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should learn to properly save a full image rather than the thumbnail.

Judging by what I can see of the picture, you belong in the ponyfag category. You have an annoying tendency to refute everything with points that are hardly valid.
#84 to #178 - MrDrProfessor (02/22/2012) [-]
you flood this whole website with your emotions like a 12 year olds diary. this isnt a place for "feels" this is a place for laughs, and your infecting this website with your cancer
#89 to #179 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
MrDrProfessor is completely right.
All ponyfags should burn in an eternal flame while being impaled by Vlad the Impaler.
#91 to #190 - xenxio (02/22/2012) [-]
Because you sound completely intelligent right now. "Ohhh, professor is right because its what i think"
#94 to #192 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
Since arguing with a monkey that keeps throwing **** at you doesn't work, I'm going to quote Maddyness as I agree with most everything he said.

_"Okay I can explain some of the reasons I do not like the show and get annoyed at the volume of content on this site but I myself don't think that is enough to use the word hate.

So onto the reasons why when I tried the three random episodes of season one back in the day I found I disliked the show.

1) The over the top femininty of the show as a whole. It's just waaaay too feminine, not the same style of feminine of the older versions obviously as times have changed, but still feminine.

2) I did not see humour or character growth. It could be down to the fact I saw 3 random episodes but there was nothing different about any of the characters from the first time I saw them to the last time I saw them.

3) The episode plots were weak for me and there was no real mention of a series plot holding any of the episodes together in even the slightest fashion as far as I could see.

4) A little to no male character list for me to connect with. Also I am putting the characters themselves being all girl archetypes/stereotypes into here as well as tbh that really threw me off. It felt like it was a "Oh hello female number (insert number here)" situation.

5) The guddamn singing! D: XD

On to why I am annoyed with the volume of pony posts on this site.
It's because the majority to about 85-90% of the posts require one to have intimate knowledge of the show to even get the joke or even appreciate the post and that particular kind of content belongs on a brony site, not here. Other kinds of pony content that others can find funny are welcome to be posted in my eyes. I haven't seen a post that has mad me crack a smile or anything from them, even their "feel" posts are ineffective at raising and sort of reaction from me. :P "
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#85 to #179 - xenxio (02/22/2012) [-]
Then why is it that this website has a ponytime channel and a pony thread? We stay put where we belong, and yet it seems you still find a way to hate us. I understand that there are well indeed bronys who think they're some kind of hero posting ponies where they dont belong, but still bro. We leave you guys alone the best we can excluding the ones that give us a bad name. You know what im trying to say bro?
#81 - skeery (01/30/2012) [-]
>going through frontpage
>looking over highest rated comments on some content
>mrdrprofessor has the top comment
>mfw I have no face
#82 to #166 - MrDrProfessor (01/30/2012) [-]
hahaha i was going through the newest uploads and i saw the title and thought highest rated comment here i come