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MrDrProfessor

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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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#40 - read the scientific accuracy section ******* 04/04/2015 on If modern greats were on VHS +4
#38 - enjoy. check for updates often. they recently discovered game … 04/01/2015 on halo online free to play pc 0
#36 - just browse the subreddit dude its not a virus use their down…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on halo online free to play pc 0
#37 - loopymoomoo (03/31/2015) [-]
I downloaded the reddit version
i feel oddly trusting of you.
probably because of how blue you are
User avatar #38 - MrDrProfessor (04/01/2015) [-]
enjoy. check for updates often. they recently discovered game modes. only a matter of time now before lan and mp
#30 - Don't install if you don't believe me I really don't care I fo… 03/30/2015 on halo online free to play pc -1
#9 - there's plenty of verified videos with install instructions if… 03/30/2015 on halo online free to play pc -1
#6 - the custom english client would remove these features obviousl… 03/30/2015 on halo online free to play pc 0
#2 - thats the real question, cod did the same thing for china however 03/30/2015 on halo online free to play pc -1
#33 - ok I hate femanazis as much as the next guy but two things id …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on legbeards +1
User avatar #84 - testaburger (03/25/2015) [-]
"well guess what, male circumcision prevents the spread of STD's guys"

"sometimes you guys sound as ignorant and hateful as the dumb bitches you're trying to make fun of"
Said the pot to the kettle, lel
#60 - bearridingwalrus (03/25/2015) [-]
TL;DR rant turned into a fucking essay about that SJW hate bandwagon you definitely know, but probably don't care about

I don't know why you would bring up the Judaism bit, but otherwise point one's on the nose. You get a thumb from me for that point.

As for point two, the problem is not just that their opinions are fork-in-the-toaster stupid. It's also that these people are saying absolutely anything to get attention, despite the repercussions, and yelling loudly enough so that companies and seats of power are starting to think this is what the people want. They're abusing their right to free speech by spreading false information like it's common knowledge, changing definitions when it best suits them, and ganging up on people who aren't fanatics over their "crusade" to end the patriarchy.

You're entitled to your opinion, but I think we should be doing the exact opposite and take it further. The people need to understand that all this bullshit that's getting flung around like a chimpanzee rave party is all coming from a group of loud jackasses: not white cis men none of that "males" crap. this ain't Nat Geo , not tumblr feminazis, and not tri-gender pyrofoxes. It's all coming from a bunch of narcissists who don't give a flying fuck what they hurt, so long as they get what they want; and it's being recirculated by people getting caught up in their bullshit.

That's what this whole thing is: large scale narcissism, one of the longest long cons the world's ever seen, tricking its victims out of their time, energy, money, and otherwise decent moods for attention and easy living. The genius of it is that instead of hiding their intentions, you're a horrible person and should be brutally murdered like the wild-eyed rapist you are for even daring to question the SJW-special-snowflake way of life. if that's what you could even call it

Now, I agree with your second point to some extent. These people need to be left alone so this movement will die from the inside out, but us leaving them alone isn't enough. There are others who are buying into this crap. Letting them fester and multiply like an infestation isn't going to cut it.

We need to jump down their collective fucking throat and stay there like a bad rash. When one or a group of them starts spouting bullshit, some of us have to step the fuck up and point out how utterly fucking insane these people really are. When someone's getting wrongly chewed out for patriarchy, four more have to be behind him to dig their heels in the ground and back him the fuck up.

Sit-downs; peaceful protests; blowing social media sites the fuck up with posts about people falsely going to jail and being treated like shit in general because muh feminism, but going after people on our side that take things too far just as loudly; hell, glaring at someone unironically talking about the wage gap would help knock 'em down a few pegs. What are they gonna do, screech louder? Call the police on you? If they do, either they get arrested for wrongly using 911 or shit escalates for no good reason and we have something else to spread to the masses.

The only power they have is what people give them. The only influence they have comes from ignorance and spreading false information. Take that away and they're silly, loud nothings.

It seems like a bunch of mindless bullshit, and to a degree you would be right in thinking so. However, these people are poisoning our culture much worse than they claim we ever did cultural appropriation my pasty white ass ; and if this isn't taken more seriously, than board-kicking aloha-snackbar ISIS is going to be the least of our worries.
#42 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
For your first point: I've heard argument that female circumcisions can also have the same benefits for females as males but honestly i have no clue nor do i care to get into the topic of this as there is a stigma that comes with it.
For you second point: Ignoring these people won't make them go away. They will still spread like the caner they are if left untreated. Just as they have always done. It's just now that many of them are coming into the public eye and really most the general public is against them and their extremist views and ways. So there are now people speaking out against them. It will not be the people who speak out that will end this but those that are well informed moderates and reasonable who will be the end of them. So for now we do need to call out their bad actions.
User avatar #38 - estranged (03/25/2015) [-]
I tried to find some substantiated facts about what you've said. In looking, it could not be done. This was not an intent to argue, but possibly provide a point of debate that didn't descend into 'your mom' jokes.

As I said, I could not find anything wrong in your post. So you get a thumb. Thank you for enlightening some people.
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#128 - Pleinair ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
3 years
User avatar #125 - theflamingfire (03/01/2014) [-]
Man you cause a lot of butt-hurt for people
User avatar #127 to #125 - MrDrProfessor (03/23/2014) [-]
People just don't like me
User avatar #126 to #125 - majormayor (03/16/2014) [-]
I missed the fun.
#119 - xenxio ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit
User avatar #120 to #119 - MrDrProfessor (12/25/2013) [-]
You are?
User avatar #122 to #120 - xenxio ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
By the way, can you accept my friend request? Its been a year
User avatar #121 to #120 - xenxio ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Of course, people like you dont come around often. Its nice to see those red thumbs. And with the introduction to negative levels its even better
#105 - xenxio ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Well its been a good 5 months, how have you been?
#123 to #105 - theflamingfire (03/01/2014) [-]
I just saw your whole chat that's just sad
User avatar #124 to #123 - xenxio ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
uh. k
User avatar #106 to #105 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
who are you
User avatar #107 to #106 - xenxio ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
Eh, kind of figure you wouldnt remember. I have a sharp memory. Just your everyday brony that you attempted to piss off long ago. But hey, forgive your enemies, but remember the ******* name right?
User avatar #108 to #107 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
i dont think i attempted to piss you off, most likely i just called you out for being the pussy bitch you most likely are
User avatar #109 to #108 - xenxio ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
Its hard to upset me bro, so you can hold your insults back. Anyway, its funny why im here. There is this dude who claims you got him banned from negative thumbs and hes going around lots of people profile and ratting you out like a bitch. Once he said the username i couldnt help but laugh.
User avatar #110 to #109 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
How could I possibly have gotten somebody banned, I don't even use this site often
User avatar #111 to #110 - xenxio ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
yeah, i saw that. Iunno, i guess hes using you as a scape goat, that or he really hates you. you tend to have that effect on people.
User avatar #112 to #111 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
Whos the user? I would prefer to not get banned or whatever as I am attatched to the age of this account, although the thumb count is going to **** as I no longer care about those
#113 to #112 - xenxio ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
To be honest bro, you're a real asshole and i shouldnt help you. But for some reason i like that about you despite how you will always consider me as a horse licking cunt or something. I hate bronys just as much as you do, and thats sad considering the fact i am one. You were right 5 months ago about how they whine and cry about there life and **** and i was just being a stubborn douchebag not to realize it. dont get me wrong, you're still a dick, then again so am i. Sooo, ill help you out.....

his name is scarletbirds buddy. he cant post or comment, but hes gone anon and signing his username afterwards. I went through your recent comments to see what the **** storm was about, and hes apparently the guy who thinks we would be fine without a government ( ******* dumbass) so yeah, im not sure what you're going to do, but goodluck
User avatar #114 to #113 - MrDrProfessor (07/19/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha wait he got banned for that? How many thumbs down did he get? Did funnyjunk agree with me for once. He was the least intelligent person I have ever got in an arguement with. At least you have points behind your arguements even if I don't think they're valid. And I don't hate you, I just think your not mature enough to look at the world in a realistic way. Your too optomistic when in reality the world can be a dark place. Why pretend they're aren't bad things, it just leads to ignorance. If you can accept them they can try and be fixed. Its like how christianity held back scientifc advancement for hundreds of years. Its just false hope
User avatar #115 to #114 - xenxio ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
Bro, i know how harsh the world can be, so dont consider me optimistic when deep down im the exact opposite. i dont want to get into it but long story short, my childhood was a wreck. Im in college now and just trying to make up for what I've lost. ill just leave it at that.

me liking a show made for little kids is in fact abnormal, and i can understand that. however the majority of the community are whining brats who fit the description you just typed perfectly. And to be honest, the fandom is probably why people become bronys rather than the show itself. i think its just because lots of kids have no social skills so they resort to pretending to like a kids show to be accepted. However on rare occasions you find a brony who doesnt fit this criteria, and im one of those rare occasions. Im a brony because i like the show, simple as that.

but hey you're free to think what you want about us. or maybe i should just change "us" to me. because you wont see me complaining about anything, or having bi polar mood swings.
User avatar #116 to #115 - MrDrProfessor (07/22/2012) [-]
are you implying im bipolar? and whatever dude, live your life, but a ****** up child hood isnt really something you can change so just get over it
User avatar #118 to #116 - xenxio ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
and apparently theres a word filter for them now
User avatar #117 to #116 - xenxio ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
i was implying other glorious faggot!s are bi polar and have mood swings
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#101 - somepervert (07/13/2012) [-]
Well someone's been getting alot of hate lately.
User avatar #102 to #204 - MrDrProfessor (07/13/2012) [-]
who are you, and who gives a **** ? its a ****** little website
User avatar #103 to #205 - somepervert (07/13/2012) [-]
Chill out, slut.
#100 - somepervert (07/11/2012) [-]
I'll have to admit, you made me laugh out loud.
User avatar #99 - MrDrProfessor (06/27/2012) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 09**
#83 - xenxio ONLINE (02/22/2012) [-]
You know, we never did anything to harm you, why do you feel as if you have to towards us? Just asking. And please dont make this into an argument of some sort because im really not up for it now.
User avatar #90 to #178 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
Hey, ponyfag; why don't you enjoy some anal masturbation with a pointy stick?
#92 to #191 - xenxio ONLINE (02/22/2012) [-]
Ponyfag? maybe you can take a look at this chart and educate that stubborn brain of yours.
User avatar #93 to #193 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
Perhaps you should learn to properly save a full image rather than the thumbnail.

Judging by what I can see of the picture, you belong in the ponyfag category. You have an annoying tendency to refute everything with points that are hardly valid.
User avatar #84 to #178 - MrDrProfessor (02/22/2012) [-]
you flood this whole website with your emotions like a 12 year olds diary. this isnt a place for "feels" this is a place for laughs, and your infecting this website with your cancer
User avatar #89 to #179 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
MrDrProfessor is completely right.
All ponyfags should burn in an eternal flame while being impaled by Vlad the Impaler.
User avatar #91 to #190 - xenxio ONLINE (02/22/2012) [-]
Because you sound completely intelligent right now. "Ohhh, professor is right because its what i think"
User avatar #94 to #192 - timbittwo (02/22/2012) [-]
Since arguing with a monkey that keeps throwing **** at you doesn't work, I'm going to quote Maddyness as I agree with most everything he said.

_"Okay I can explain some of the reasons I do not like the show and get annoyed at the volume of content on this site but I myself don't think that is enough to use the word hate.

So onto the reasons why when I tried the three random episodes of season one back in the day I found I disliked the show.

1) The over the top femininty of the show as a whole. It's just waaaay too feminine, not the same style of feminine of the older versions obviously as times have changed, but still feminine.

2) I did not see humour or character growth. It could be down to the fact I saw 3 random episodes but there was nothing different about any of the characters from the first time I saw them to the last time I saw them.

3) The episode plots were weak for me and there was no real mention of a series plot holding any of the episodes together in even the slightest fashion as far as I could see.

4) A little to no male character list for me to connect with. Also I am putting the characters themselves being all girl archetypes/stereotypes into here as well as tbh that really threw me off. It felt like it was a "Oh hello female number (insert number here)" situation.

5) The guddamn singing! D: XD

On to why I am annoyed with the volume of pony posts on this site.
It's because the majority to about 85-90% of the posts require one to have intimate knowledge of the show to even get the joke or even appreciate the post and that particular kind of content belongs on a brony site, not here. Other kinds of pony content that others can find funny are welcome to be posted in my eyes. I haven't seen a post that has mad me crack a smile or anything from them, even their "feel" posts are ineffective at raising and sort of reaction from me. :P "
_
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#85 to #179 - xenxio ONLINE (02/22/2012) [-]
Then why is it that this website has a ponytime channel and a pony thread? We stay put where we belong, and yet it seems you still find a way to hate us. I understand that there are well indeed bronys who think they're some kind of hero posting ponies where they dont belong, but still bro. We leave you guys alone the best we can excluding the ones that give us a bad name. You know what im trying to say bro?
User avatar #81 - skeery (01/30/2012) [-]
>going through frontpage
>looking over highest rated comments on some content
>mrdrprofessor has the top comment
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
User avatar #82 to #166 - MrDrProfessor (01/30/2012) [-]
hahaha i was going through the newest uploads and i saw the title and thought highest rated comment here i come
#68 - toxicnachos (01/13/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk hates you!
Funnyjunk hates you!
User avatar #69 to #153 - MrDrProfessor (01/13/2012) [-]
like i care?
#70 to #154 - toxicnachos (01/13/2012) [-]
Who said anything about caring about your opinion? No one so shut up kid
Who said anything about caring about your opinion? No one so shut up kid
User avatar #71 to #155 - MrDrProfessor (01/14/2012) [-]
back the **** up, looks like we have an internet tough guy
#72 to #156 - toxicnachos (01/14/2012) [-]
I ain't mad
I ain't mad
User avatar #73 to #157 - MrDrProfessor (01/14/2012) [-]
well ive failed then
#74 to #158 - toxicnachos (01/14/2012) [-]
Obviously
Obviously
User avatar #75 to #159 - MrDrProfessor (01/14/2012) [-]
well we've reached an understanding i assume
#76 to #160 - toxicnachos (01/14/2012) [-]
Possibly but i seen a comment that you get -40 pinkies so i came here to say it that funnyjunk hates you, considering how much -pinkies you have in you're comments
Possibly but i seen a comment that you get -40 pinkies so i came here to say it that funnyjunk hates you, considering how much -pinkies you have in you're comments
User avatar #77 to #161 - MrDrProfessor (01/14/2012) [-]
i dont really care, this sites gone way down hill in recent. i liked it pre-timewarp. Dsend, mondo, and davemaster are gone so this sites basically dead to me
#78 to #162 - toxicnachos (01/14/2012) [-]
True, true iv'e noticed that many famous comic makers have left. I guess i shall let you continue you're trolling then p.s. You did show me how much this place kind've sucks
True, true iv'e noticed that many famous comic makers have left. I guess i shall let you continue you're trolling then p.s. You did show me how much this place kind've sucks
User avatar #79 to #163 - MrDrProfessor (01/14/2012) [-]
your welcome
User avatar #58 - TheHaloGuy (10/13/2011) [-]
TROLOLOLOL OWNED.
User avatar #59 to #143 - MrDrProfessor (10/25/2011) [-]
not at all
User avatar #60 to #144 - TheHaloGuy (10/25/2011) [-]
Haha nearly 2 weeks later and your ass is still hurt.
User avatar #61 to #145 - MrDrProfessor (10/25/2011) [-]
because an immature leader of a failing website where 11 year olds come to make them feel better about each other banned me?
User avatar #62 to #146 - TheHaloGuy (10/25/2011) [-]
"where 11 year olds come to make them feel better about each toher"
1) I'm not 11.
2) I come here to laugh, where in hell did you get the idea that people come here to make them feel better about each other?
3) You're here aswell, so according to you, you must be 11 and come here to make yourself feel better.
4) You're still butt hurt.

You fail, good day.
User avatar #63 to #147 - MrDrProfessor (10/25/2011) [-]
>you replied
>if you take anything on the internet seriously your dumber than previously conceived
> come here to laugh. im sure that never happens
User avatar #64 to #148 - TheHaloGuy (10/25/2011) [-]
Oh ok, lets have a look here ">you replied"
So who was the one who replied to ME a minute ago?
Oh yes, YOU, nearly 2 weeks after I said "TROLOLOLOL OWNED."
">if you take anything on the internet seriously your dumber than previously conceived"
First of all, you can't spell, so you are in no position to call me dumb.
Secondly you are obviously the one taking this seriously, I only keep replying because I find great entertainment in making a retard feel like the worthless piece of **** he is.
"> come here to laugh. im sure that never happens "
As a matter of fact i'm laughing right now, at you, because you fail.

Good day sir.
User avatar #65 to #149 - MrDrProfessor (10/26/2011) [-]
you make me laugh as well because i love your upbeat attitude on the internet. makes me laugh. and in what way do i suck at spelling?
User avatar #66 to #150 - TheHaloGuy (10/26/2011) [-]
I'm not going to carry on feeding you troll, I already owned your ass and proved that you are 100% retarded, my job is done here and you are now blocked. :)
User avatar #57 - deanm (09/17/2011) [-]
**deanm rolled user boobsviolator ** You have been murdered.
Kill cake user rolled above by posting this on their page, cupcakes you will get your soul back cupcakes revive
#53 - thecavewrestler (07/28/2011) [-]
since ur being such a dick, i'll leave ur picture here.
User avatar #54 to #65 - MrDrProfessor (07/30/2011) [-]
oh ok.
#51 - SamsesfourQ (07/05/2011) [-]
<----YOU but more of a faggot.
<----YOU but more of a faggot.
User avatar #41 - thefunnyside (07/02/2011) [-]
U hate annons, right?
User avatar #42 to #53 - MrDrProfessor (07/02/2011) [-]
total opposite why
User avatar #43 to #54 - thefunnyside (07/02/2011) [-]
I didn't understand your comment on some post.
User avatar #44 to #55 - MrDrProfessor (07/02/2011) [-]
which
User avatar #46 to #57 - MrDrProfessor (07/02/2011) [-]
the newfags of funnyjunk think funnyjunk is important or respected on the internet. where not. we are like the school of the retards nobody makes fun of us cause it feels bad for them. but everybody here thinks there hot **** and rule the internet. hes saying were anonymous. where not. thats 4chan and reddit. we dont matter to anybody else but this guy is claiming we do. were not part of them. they're better than us and want nothing to do with us
User avatar #47 to #58 - thefunnyside (07/02/2011) [-]
Yeah, its like East high,West high,South High and North High. Are they really that different?
User avatar #48 to #59 - MrDrProfessor (07/02/2011) [-]
what.
User avatar #49 to #60 - thefunnyside (07/02/2011) [-]
What I' trying to say is, that We are all apart of the interweb, right? Ok,so,some like cats and dogs,funny Posts, some like chains...

But we are al the same in a way, right?
User avatar #50 to #61 - MrDrProfessor (07/02/2011) [-]
sure. but funnyjunk thinks there the most important place on the internet. when there not
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User avatar #37 to #48 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
they always mad
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User avatar #39 to #50 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
i like posting the new troll face all over the front page
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User avatar #25 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 1** 1?
User avatar #26 to #28 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 2** this is a 2
User avatar #27 to #34 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 3** back home we call this a 3
User avatar #28 to #35 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 4** but this is a 4
User avatar #29 to #37 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 5** holy **** . 5?
User avatar #30 to #39 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 6** if this is a 6...
User avatar #31 to #40 - MrDrProfessor (05/28/2011) [-]
**MrDrProfessor rolls 7** end with a 7
User avatar #55 to #43 - bazingaman (08/24/2011) [-]
I know how you did this I did it on my profile too but don't tell the others
User avatar #56 to #67 - MrDrProfessor (08/25/2011) [-]
tons of people know
User avatar #22 - TENeleven (12/31/2010) [-]
The message system is ******* broke.
My avatar: BlastChanTwo
Blastoise's legs and colors
Hitmonchan's arms
MewTwo's head
I didn't make it, it was user Jabberwock.
User avatar #23 to #24 - MrDrProfessor (12/31/2010) [-]
ah ok.
User avatar #20 - PinheadPatrick (12/31/2010) [-]
Who are you, handsome man?
User avatar #21 to #22 - MrDrProfessor (12/31/2010) [-]
A MrDrProfessor. and dont you forget it Pinhead
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