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MrDeadiron

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
Last Login:8/27/2016
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#103 - Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
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#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#101 - Problem being you think you're average.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#99 - So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall +1
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#96 - But he's also not you.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#98 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
however, he is a midget
User avatar
#99 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#94 - Yes, he's less ugly than you.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#95 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
but he's also a midget
User avatar
#96 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
But he's also not you.
#98 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
however, he is a midget
User avatar
#99 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#92 - No, you merely become a walking billboard of unattractive.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#93 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
would you date peter dinklage
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#94 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Yes, he's less ugly than you.
#95 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
but he's also a midget
User avatar
#96 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
But he's also not you.
#98 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
however, he is a midget
User avatar
#99 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#90 - Being tall and ugly just means more people have to see your ugly face.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall +2
#91 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
which raises the chances of a girl insane enough to think it's not ugly to see it
User avatar
#92 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
No, you merely become a walking billboard of unattractive.
#93 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
would you date peter dinklage
User avatar
#94 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Yes, he's less ugly than you.
#95 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
but he's also a midget
User avatar
#96 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
But he's also not you.
#98 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
however, he is a midget
User avatar
#99 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#88 - Ok, then you're tall and ugly congratz.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#89 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
But consider this: right now im short and ugly
User avatar
#90 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Being tall and ugly just means more people have to see your ugly face.
#91 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
which raises the chances of a girl insane enough to think it's not ugly to see it
User avatar
#92 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
No, you merely become a walking billboard of unattractive.
#93 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
would you date peter dinklage
User avatar
#94 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Yes, he's less ugly than you.
#95 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
but he's also a midget
User avatar
#96 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
But he's also not you.
#98 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
however, he is a midget
User avatar
#99 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#81 - Being tall won't change anything if you still have the same face.  [+] (19 new replies) 07/01/2016 on tall 0
#87 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
Yes it will, i gained height.
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#88 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Ok, then you're tall and ugly congratz.
#89 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
But consider this: right now im short and ugly
User avatar
#90 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Being tall and ugly just means more people have to see your ugly face.
#91 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
which raises the chances of a girl insane enough to think it's not ugly to see it
User avatar
#92 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
No, you merely become a walking billboard of unattractive.
#93 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
would you date peter dinklage
User avatar
#94 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Yes, he's less ugly than you.
#95 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
but he's also a midget
User avatar
#96 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
But he's also not you.
#98 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
however, he is a midget
User avatar
#99 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
So are you, but at least he doesn't look like sloth from the goonies.
#112 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
SAVAGE
#100 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
so if you were a woman you would rather be in a relationship with a brad pitt that reached your knee than an average guy who had a solid three inches over you?
User avatar
#101 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Problem being you think you're average.
#102 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i don't think i'm average, i think i'm below average in looks and height. being above average in height would give me an edge.
User avatar
#103 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Started out as joke, but damn fam you alright?
#104 - merrrione (07/01/2016) [-]
i was going along with the joke but everything that was said is still the truth
User avatar
#105 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Shhh shhh shh garden gnome you're beautiful on the inside.
#8 - Not everything just certain things. The pizzas better in Rome… 07/01/2016 on Pizza joint 0