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#7 - Oh, is that like really poisonous or toxic? I think I heard it…  [+] (20 replies) 11/17/2015 on Aloha Snackbar +10
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#9 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
Think of it as a massive smoke cloud but it's actually fire as well.
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#10 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Neat.
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#11 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
It violates the Geneva convention, kinda funny though
#49 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (11/18/2015) [-]
So does Napalm but America doesn't care
#37 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, we use it all the time actually. Mostly just for lume tho.
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#25 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/18/2015) [-]
the funniest things always do
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#12 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Hey I just read that that's a hoax, it's perfectly okay to use.


Quoting wiki

The assumption that white phosphorus is considered a chemical weapon, and thus constitutes a violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention, is false. During the testimony of Prof. Michael A. Newton at the United Nations Fact Finding Mission on the Gaza Conflict he said "the law is clear that there are some authorized, perfectly valid uses of white phosphorus munitions".
#100 - bigmanfifty (11/18/2015) [-]
Prof Newton must be a rich man
#97 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
The geneva convention allows the use of WP to create smoke and in flares, it's not allowed to be used against soft targets. However, any time the US uses it against soft targets they just say "Oops, collateral damage."
#51 - kanedam (11/18/2015) [-]
"some authorized, perfectly valid uses"... sure... each time the usa want to use it.
#121 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
this was russia fuck face
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#31 - cpawsome (11/18/2015) [-]
Can't use it in small spaces, as it will land on people and burn through their face.
#24 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
not in confined areas. Otherwise, Genocide away.
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#13 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
Ah, neat.

Shit is super brutal though
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#14 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Not brutal enough if you ask me
#63 - SirMartin (11/18/2015) [-]
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I don't know. It burns people alive. More torture then pure justice
#67 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
What I heard, its legal to use, since it burns. But its also highly toxic, so it can be considered as chemical weapon, though officially its not.
#62 - swagbot (11/18/2015) [-]
Chill out, there, edgelord.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_phosphorus_munitions#Effects_on_people

bit.ly/1MRZDAN

Of course the satanic doofuses using this stuff try to placate the folks back home, claiming "Oh, it's just a smokescreen." or "Oh, it doesn't burn people!"

It's pyrophoric. That's all I need to know.

And of course, the next trick is to convince everyone that "They deserved it."

That's a much larger discussion.
#23 - asftrooper (11/18/2015) [-]
yeah, since WWII we used them for smoke screens.
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#8 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Oh wait, no, that's mustard gas.
#5 - The **** is this?  [+] (22 replies) 11/17/2015 on Aloha Snackbar +3
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#6 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
White phosphorous.
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#7 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Oh, is that like really poisonous or toxic? I think I heard it turns your lungs into a well-done steak.

Why are they standing so close to it though?
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#9 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
Think of it as a massive smoke cloud but it's actually fire as well.
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#10 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Neat.
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#11 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
It violates the Geneva convention, kinda funny though
#49 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (11/18/2015) [-]
So does Napalm but America doesn't care
#37 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, we use it all the time actually. Mostly just for lume tho.
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#25 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/18/2015) [-]
the funniest things always do
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#12 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Hey I just read that that's a hoax, it's perfectly okay to use.


Quoting wiki

The assumption that white phosphorus is considered a chemical weapon, and thus constitutes a violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention, is false. During the testimony of Prof. Michael A. Newton at the United Nations Fact Finding Mission on the Gaza Conflict he said "the law is clear that there are some authorized, perfectly valid uses of white phosphorus munitions".
#100 - bigmanfifty (11/18/2015) [-]
Prof Newton must be a rich man
#97 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
The geneva convention allows the use of WP to create smoke and in flares, it's not allowed to be used against soft targets. However, any time the US uses it against soft targets they just say "Oops, collateral damage."
#51 - kanedam (11/18/2015) [-]
"some authorized, perfectly valid uses"... sure... each time the usa want to use it.
#121 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
this was russia fuck face
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#31 - cpawsome (11/18/2015) [-]
Can't use it in small spaces, as it will land on people and burn through their face.
#24 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
not in confined areas. Otherwise, Genocide away.
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#13 - ministermax (11/17/2015) [-]
Ah, neat.

Shit is super brutal though
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#14 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Not brutal enough if you ask me
#63 - SirMartin (11/18/2015) [-]
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I don't know. It burns people alive. More torture then pure justice
#67 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
What I heard, its legal to use, since it burns. But its also highly toxic, so it can be considered as chemical weapon, though officially its not.
#62 - swagbot (11/18/2015) [-]
Chill out, there, edgelord.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_phosphorus_munitions#Effects_on_people

bit.ly/1MRZDAN

Of course the satanic doofuses using this stuff try to placate the folks back home, claiming "Oh, it's just a smokescreen." or "Oh, it doesn't burn people!"

It's pyrophoric. That's all I need to know.

And of course, the next trick is to convince everyone that "They deserved it."

That's a much larger discussion.
#23 - asftrooper (11/18/2015) [-]
yeah, since WWII we used them for smoke screens.
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#8 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Oh wait, no, that's mustard gas.
#16 - Good luck linda 11/17/2015 on SO ANGRY +4
#10 - You can also get dog armor from a few dogs in the wasteland. H…  [+] (6 replies) 11/17/2015 on The derpiest of high fives +2
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#17 - kinokun (11/17/2015) [-]
I I figured it out when I found dog meat.
sadly I lost him after he did the tracking quest. no idea where he is now.
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#29 - EdwardNigma (11/18/2015) [-]
He might still be at Fort Hagen, around there somewhere.
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#22 - Mozzak (11/18/2015) [-]
The default is sanctuary hills, in front of one of the houses in a little red dog house.
Unless you sent him somewhere else on purpose
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#24 - kinokun (11/18/2015) [-]
dont know I did some stupid stuff like I dropped a peace of the power armor somewhere so that's gone.
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#25 - Mozzak (11/18/2015) [-]
Look for the Brotherhood of Steel, they usually fly choppers in diamond city and have an on-foot unit of power armored soldiers. If one of them dies, take it. It's better than the default T-45d version. Theirs is T-60d model B for each piece. You can also try and shoot them dead but usually one of them dies in a fight with super mutants
#28 - myreadyassyolk (11/18/2015) [-]
Tfw you just upgraded your 51 armor to d with military paint...
#112 - I broke up  [+] (2 replies) 11/17/2015 on alone +1
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#118 - gloriousthighs (11/18/2015) [-]
How's that going?
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#119 - Mozzak (11/18/2015) [-]
Pretty good actually. Being back in the game and all that.
#18 - I'm not even single and I miss this. That's pretty sad. Imma break up.  [+] (4 replies) 11/17/2015 on alone +4
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#93 - gloriousthighs (11/17/2015) [-]
aww
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#112 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
I broke up
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#118 - gloriousthighs (11/18/2015) [-]
How's that going?
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#119 - Mozzak (11/18/2015) [-]
Pretty good actually. Being back in the game and all that.
#12 - That's actually the sound of your auditory receptors dying, ju…  [+] (2 replies) 11/16/2015 on The sound of silence +2
#14 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
I've been hearing that for months, day in, day out.
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#15 - Mozzak (11/17/2015) [-]
Well people can hear that most of the time, they're just not focusing on it, choosing to ignore it... It's sort of normal but make sure you lay off in-ear type headphones. They can really damage the shit of your hearing.