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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
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    Uploaded: 03/17/12
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#232 - Oh my god I'm completely in love with this animation style. 04/16/2014 on just justin bieber eating... +1
#62 - I guess I'm one of the few who got the reference.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #63 - teegoogilycoffeeme (04/13/2014) [-]
What it is?
#63 - Here's the perfect looping version  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on #rekt +1
User avatar #252 - AnFour (04/13/2014) [-]
do you have obama one?
#190 - Picture 04/10/2014 on It's 2:27 AM and I can't... +4
#73 - I just have to find a way to jerk off stealthily now.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Polarized stealth monitor +1
#83 - granadablashlack has deleted their comment.
#85 - Yanks 04/08/2014 on Dem titles +1
#220 - Yeah, the adrenaline probably played a big role in his reactio…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on What the fuck is wrong with... 0
User avatar #222 - kievaughnb (04/03/2014) [-]
It seems to go over his rib cage and possibly his skull, which could definitely cause fractures, but as he's young, if there was any real damage to the bone, it was probably greenstick fractures in his ribs and maybe a few cracks elsewhere. Either way, the resiliency of his body at the age that he is almost surely accounted for the fact that he didn't sustain a serious spinal injury.
#94 - The woman isn't that badly injured actually, maybe some fractu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on What the fuck is wrong with... +10
User avatar #197 - kievaughnb (04/03/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. It rolled over his spine, which probably escaped most of the damage because of the shock absorption resulting from his rib cage being flexible. If anything, the kid has some broken ribs and possibly some disc damage in his spine. Either way, he could very well have sustained some bad injuries but had enough adrenaline and a lack of a serious spinal cord injury that allowed him to jump up and go see what the fuck happened to his mom or whoever that is in relation to him.
User avatar #220 - Mozzak (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, the adrenaline probably played a big role in his reaction because, whether or not he broke something, that shit's gotta hurt like a bitch.
But I think the wheel went over his neck?
User avatar #222 - kievaughnb (04/03/2014) [-]
It seems to go over his rib cage and possibly his skull, which could definitely cause fractures, but as he's young, if there was any real damage to the bone, it was probably greenstick fractures in his ribs and maybe a few cracks elsewhere. Either way, the resiliency of his body at the age that he is almost surely accounted for the fact that he didn't sustain a serious spinal injury.
#264 - What? She had an awesome day, she'll be a ton of cash richer. … 03/31/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
#54 - Easy. It's at an angle, hidden by the right side of mirror frame. 03/31/2014 on Nerds Can't Resist 0

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User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my **** hair fell out
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