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Monopolus

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/25/2009
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Park Place
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Comment Ranking:#716
Highest Content Rank:#7371
Highest Comment Rank:#73
Content Thumbs: 229 total,  311 ,  82
Comment Thumbs: 21756 total,  23923 ,  2167
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Level 22 Content: Peasant → Level 23 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 96.3% (963/1000)
Level 318 Comments: Wizard → Level 319 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:21964
Times Content Favorited:58 times
Total Comments Made:3576
FJ Points:7855
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    If It Ends In 4 If It Ends In 4
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#10 - Is this guy behind bars? What the **** was he thinking?  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on   0
User avatar #13 - theugandanhero (1 hour ago) [-]
Nothing, popular answer for this was that the hydraulic jacks underneath the bed were slowly raising due to an issue that's not uncommon for these types of vehicle. If you need any further explanation, I'd recommend Reddit for the answer.
#25 - That sound of impact. 08/30/2015 on Crossover +2
#18 - Picture 08/29/2015 on Punchline in the Title +102
#14 - This gif will never make me not laugh, it's so ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on Blowing up +1
#15 - rajotazo (08/29/2015) [-]
#41 - Picture 08/29/2015 on Wheeeee..... +1
#35 - I'm honestly going to be using 'whoops-a-baby' from now on, god bless. 08/23/2015 on ohhhh shit 0
#33 - You guys think this is sweet, but if you were the guy / girl i…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2015 on (untitled) +5
#36 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
So? It's still sweet. Do you have some kind of personal vendetta against people enjoying cute stories or something?
#35 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
Isn't that part of what makes it "sweet" though, regardless if it is in conflict with the person's personal view or w.e, he/she still did what any kind person would, reassure and do their job.

Furthermore, the sweet part, unless I am obviously missing something, is more related to how she feels every time she looks at the photo - what the thing meant and still means for her.
#34 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
They were prolly balls deep in sweat and while trying not to have a heatsroke realized they were just asked a question.
#252 - I fully believe that I'll vote for Bernie, and I agree with yo… 08/23/2015 on Bernie not playing the... -3
#18 - censoring is bad, m'kay  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2015 on I remember... +16
#158 - reapermaster (08/23/2015) [-]
fight me
#20 - mahusername (08/22/2015) [-]
it flows better with the censor
User avatar #21 - trolljunkusa (08/22/2015) [-]
I always thought censoring was funnier, robot chicken is a great example of this (the old robot chickens, not the cringy ass new ones.)
#8 - It also equates to how American kids grow up thinking we're th…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/21/2015 on America +39
User avatar #53 - dasbrot (08/22/2015) [-]
As a person who visits many countries I can say that the US has many problems, but the amazing ability to adapt like no other nation that I've heard of. I believe the USA is the first country since ancient Rome to be established as a democratic republic from day one. I think our greatness lies within the general American public and the gov'ts inherent ability to change according to the will of the people. The land itself is beautiful, and resourceful. The military's might gives me a raging boner. Our cultural diversity and pride makes america a trendsetter for fashion, media, science and technology. The financial hub of western economy. Practically invented big business. WWI, WWII, kept soviets at bay. Land of opportunity 'n' stuff. Muh guns. Natives WOLOLOLOLO! Edison, Henry Ford, Rockefeller, Carnegie(ok, ok, he came from Scotland), GE, Wright Brothers, R.Goddard, Howard Hughes, Samuel Colt, Oppenheimer, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs/Wozniak, Johnson&Johnson, the McDonald Brothers, C.Lindbergh, A.Earhart, Elvis, MJ, the other MJ, NASCAR, Rock, Blues, R&B, Hip-Hop, music, film/tv, journalism, Walt Disney, Warner Bros, NASA, Coca-Cola, women's suffrage, hippies, civil rights, etc.

TL;DR The gov't fucks up alot, but the people are what makes America truly great.
User avatar #21 - IamSofaKingdom (08/21/2015) [-]
Like every country? As far as countries go, America is doing exceptionally well. It is just that doing well doesn't equate to perfect.
#20 - bluemagebrilly (08/21/2015) [-]
Only issue I think there really is in America is a focus on "opinions" to obtain more money. All issues seem to stem from someone having a weird opinion, and a bunch of people agreeing with them because they're uneducated or simply friends. Like the Vaccination thing.

If the Law, and the news, would care less about opinions and more about the truth... We'd still have those issues, but they wouldn't be focused on at all.

But y'know, humans and all that.
User avatar #15 - lvlonemeepo (08/21/2015) [-]
Honestly, in the a lot of shit wrong department, America has a pretty good, fuckin amazing as shit fucking hell awesome as heck, ratio to a lot of shit wrong.
#14 - farblaze (08/21/2015) [-]
>mfw America is the best fucking country on Earth
User avatar #27 - bobtombobbob (08/21/2015) [-]
He wants to compete with China by lowering minimum wage..
He wants to deport the people who won't vote for him,
wtf is this some Eastern bloc dictator ?
I will be stateless next December so have fun with your retardation.
I fought for the US in the army in Panama and Afghanistan. Hope you fags elect Trump, I would love to watch him destroy it!!

I get a three month stay in Japan then 6 in Colombia for free, then Gutemala.
#39 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Implying the president even has that much power.

Congress would never ratify that shit.
#24 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #44 - bobtombobbob (08/22/2015) [-]
He is going to Jew wealsy lawyer his views in
#9 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
There's a lot of shit wrong in every other country on this planet. This "rest of the world Vs. America/ grass is always greener" thinking is why we're doing as bad as we are. Nobody wants to take the time to fix, they just bitch and moan about how America is apparently so bad.
#16 - anon (08/21/2015) [-]
Exactly. It's obnoxious how Americans seem to find more to complain about than people in the third world.
User avatar #22 - IamSofaKingdom (08/21/2015) [-]
I am sure they complain in close amounts. America just has news stations to broadcast it and third world countries don't. How many people give the Kardashians attention for no reason? How many give starving Africans the same amount?

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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (03/22/2013) [-]
Hey, I collect Fang Items. I sent you a pretty decent trade. Mind accepting? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - Monopolus (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, I don't really give a crap about trading anyway.
#9 - ninjuh (04/21/2011) [-]
Hello there. I'm an old friend of yours, Ninja With Mohawk. I made a new account recently as I haven't had access to that old one in a long time. I remember friending you back in the day on that account, so hey, here I am. What's up?
Hello there. I'm an old friend of yours, Ninja With Mohawk. I made a new account recently as I haven't had access to that old one in a long time. I remember friending you back in the day on that account, so hey, here I am. What's up?
#10 to #244 - Monopolus (04/24/2011) [-]
Not much really..I don't really talk much on FJ anymore, just comment on pics and thumb when I feel the need.
Not much really..I don't really talk much on FJ anymore, just comment on pics and thumb when I feel the need.
#11 to #245 - ninjuh (04/24/2011) [-]
Same here. Never felt the need to remake an account, till I finally just wanted to be funny myself with all the epic images I've saved over the years. FJ has changed quite a bit since we were first here.
Same here. Never felt the need to remake an account, till I finally just wanted to be funny myself with all the epic images I've saved over the years. FJ has changed quite a bit since we were first here.
#12 to #246 - Monopolus (04/24/2011) [-]
I remember when FJ was green and I hadn't moved into the house I live in now. Bohemian Rapshody, End of Ze World, all that classic stuff.   
  
Now....  
  
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I remember when FJ was green and I hadn't moved into the house I live in now. Bohemian Rapshody, End of Ze World, all that classic stuff.

Now....

<-
#13 to #247 - ninjuh (04/24/2011) [-]
Yeah man. I remember it way before it was green too. Go look at my profile, I've uploaded 5 old well-known FJ videos. You'll love them all. :)
Yeah man. I remember it way before it was green too. Go look at my profile, I've uploaded 5 old well-known FJ videos. You'll love them all. :)
#14 to #248 - Monopolus (04/24/2011) [-]
Aw yeah, I remember the Madness series, that 			****		 kicked ass.
Aw yeah, I remember the Madness series, that **** kicked ass.
#15 to #249 - ninjuh (04/24/2011) [-]
Haha yeah, all those were great. I would have posted End of Ze World but I'm sure it's been reposted many times. Honestly, the greatest thing to happen to this site since the old days is adding images to pictures. This makes commenting much more fun.
Haha yeah, all those were great. I would have posted End of Ze World but I'm sure it's been reposted many times. Honestly, the greatest thing to happen to this site since the old days is adding images to pictures. This makes commenting much more fun.
#16 to #250 - Monopolus (04/24/2011) [-]
Sometimes I've laughed harder at a comment chain then I do at the actual post. I agree about the pics.
#17 to #251 - ninjuh (04/24/2011) [-]
Yeah haha, people are getting really creative with what they post on comments. The threads themselves are all about "OC this, repost that, repost repost OC comic omg look!" but the comments are different with each thread.
#7 - ZebraxxStripes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #242 - Monopolus (04/05/2011) [-]
OH MAH GOD I MISSED U A LOT D: U NEED TO GET ONLINE MOREEEE
User avatar #1 - chrissygee (11/22/2010) [-]
yo. =3
#2 to #1 - Monopolus (11/22/2010) [-]
Why hai there, wassup?
#3 to #2 - chrissygee (11/22/2010) [-]
im gonna rape you.
#4 to #3 - Monopolus (11/22/2010) [-]
No you don't, I shall escape!
No you don't, I shall escape!
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