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#36 - Only in WoW it is worth to become muslim, draenei butt 05/19/2016 on Warcraft 0
#25 - Fox es un hipocrita, his wife's sons were linked to cartels, a… 05/12/2016 on ten feet higher +4
#58 - Muscle instead of fat 05/12/2016 on Fat shaming done wrong +4
#464 - Picture 05/07/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality 0
#463 - **Milvath used "*roll picture*"** **Milvath rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality 0
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#464 - Milvath (05/07/2016) [-]
#55 - Only if it's a big caliber like a 5.56 or a 7.62. A 9mm can't …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2016 on Savage kid -2
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#65 - amishparadise (05/04/2016) [-]
You realize penetration is the biggest problem with the 9mm, right?
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#56 - therealfell (05/04/2016) [-]
it can't penetrate the skin of a person walking down the street, getting into/out of their car, a dog in the front yard?
#61 - mrturferpop (05/04/2016) [-]
He lives out in the country, from what I can tell.
That means big ass yards, not some suburban area with neighbors walking their dogs and shit back and fourth.
I mean, this is their yard for fucks sake.

Did you even watch the video?
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#64 - therealfell (05/04/2016) [-]
yes I did, and I took note of the buildings among the trees
people still walk their dogs and drive down the road and sit out on their porch and take their pets out to piss and go places at night

in the second to last image, there's clearly a house right behind the kid
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#66 - mrturferpop (05/04/2016) [-]
You mean... His house?
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#70 - therealfell (05/04/2016) [-]
is that his house? I'm not seeing the gate surrounding the yard
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#74 - mrturferpop (05/04/2016) [-]
You're right, my bad.
There's tree coverage on both houses so I was confused.

That just proves a point though if that house is across the street.
That is some very long range.
#71 - Hey pothead isn't weed outlawed? How are you smoking it? It's illegal!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2016 on army +1
#75 - migueldecervantes (04/30/2016) [-]
For fuck's sake...

Arrest them and give them a trial.

What do you think would happen to someone who smokes pot, gets arrested and undergoes a trial?

"Well, Mrs. Judge, your honor, I totally like get that like weed is outlawed or whatever. But I can still physically smoke it, right? So, like, it's not really outlawed isn't it?"

Later that day...

"What does 'five years in prison' even mean? Like, who's gonna send me lol?"
#87 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
look dickhead, trials do not always convict people, lawyers can talk amazing bullshit and alot of arab countries have laws that kiss the ass of the men and wave off sentencing for them

stop acting like the world has a universal legal system where everyone gets punished equally... take your SJW socialism and jam it up your ass
#91 - migueldecervantes (04/30/2016) [-]
Not to mention:

"Not everyone who is accused and goes to court is imprisoned. Therefore, the system is flawed."

Do you even realize how much of an imbred you are, krygas?
#111 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
10/10 confirmed troll

you cant even create new insults, youre that banjo-playing hillbilly inbred you have to take someone elses insult and throw it back
#89 - migueldecervantes (04/30/2016) [-]
Holy fuck...

Wanting people to have a fair trial is now considered "SJW socialism".

I'm fucking dying here. My motherfucking sides... Holy fuck... FJ is truly the place to be.
#59 - fat people teaching kids how to stay fit, the irony, only in america  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2016 on First Year of Teaching 0
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#67 - solislunis (04/30/2016) [-]
#64 - kcits (04/30/2016) [-]
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**kcits rolled image** Hey, we have this cliché over here, "those that can't do, teach."
#5 - ******* spawn campers 04/27/2016 on Ghost busters +5
#300 - My parents support hillary because they think that it will be … 04/23/2016 on Did I get it right? 0