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Milvath

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/29/2008
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:somewhere
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14413
Highest Content Rank:#7943
Highest Comment Rank:#3916
Content Thumbs: 277 total,  328 ,  51
Comment Thumbs: 1412 total,  2766 ,  1354
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:20142
Times Content Favorited:23 times
Total Comments Made:1113
FJ Points:1640
Favorite Tags: fourchan (2)

latest user's comments

#26 - puta we, se me antojo esa puta hamburguesa, no hacen entrega h… 02/07/2015 on Viva México cabrones!! 0
#16 - how can I empty a clip if the carbines and rifles are being fe… 02/07/2015 on Here, take this -1
#223 - the only ones I'm truely looking forward to is Mount & Bla… 02/06/2015 on Games to look forward to +1
#1142 - play some Planetside 2 and/or ArmA III 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... 0
#106 - >Have Privacy >Live in California Be americ… 02/04/2015 on Kanye having a rough morning 0
#42 - note to self: Avoid the car's trademark at all costs 02/04/2015 on 120 MPH Crash 0
#47 - Comment deleted 02/03/2015 on Will Funnyjunk Name My Song?? 0
#7 - the calf and piglet looks delicious 02/03/2015 on Adorable baby animals comp +6
#10 - >Not shooting an intruder on your property >Allowin…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Kanye having a rough morning +21
User avatar #97 - jwash (02/03/2015) [-]
Cali has no Castle doctrine or stand your ground. I would not shoot anyone in Cali unless they are actively killing you.
User avatar #106 - Milvath (02/04/2015) [-]
>Have Privacy
>Live in California

Be american or be a communist pig, the choice is hard
User avatar #80 - commontroll (02/03/2015) [-]
It's LA, he's not allowed to shoot somebody breaking into his property unless he retreats and they continue attacking him. That's why celebrities who hate paparazzi should live in Wyoming or Texas.
User avatar #46 - severepwner (02/03/2015) [-]
Dude paparazzi fake being assaulted when celebrities just cuss them out, could you think of the publicity if they actually shot one? What really happened isn't going to matter when the the faction you shot controls public opinion.
#99 - John Cena (02/03/2015) [-]
Dead men tell no tales.
#9 - Comment deleted 02/03/2015 on Kanye having a rough morning 0
#74 - thank you 02/02/2015 on gg no re my good fellow 0
#16 - what's the name of the song?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on gg no re my good fellow +1
User avatar #71 - toxicchameleon (02/02/2015) [-]
"Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E. ft. Snoop Dogg"

- Dr. Dre performing Still D.R.E.. (C) 1999 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
User avatar #74 - Milvath (02/02/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #18 - siodmy (02/02/2015) [-]
next episode
by dre or snoop, I forgot
#75 - the ****** is annoying to hear, he's pretty much talkin…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Nividia 970 press converence +1
#76 - jengafag (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, thanks for the attempt. From other peoples reactions, they don't understand wtf he's saying either.
#4 - that sounds to be a ****** pony then, the quarter mile… 02/01/2015 on Riding a horse 0
#12 - can't pay attention to the subtitles because spanish is my fir…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Nividia 970 press converence +8
User avatar #71 - undeadmaus (02/01/2015) [-]
Then for the love of haysus give us context
#13 - jengafag (02/01/2015) [-]
Could you translate just the general flow of the conversation?

This guy is just cracking me up with his laughing!
User avatar #75 - Milvath (02/01/2015) [-]
the fucker is annoying to hear, he's pretty much talking about a situation in a restaurant, it's the worst kind of bastardization of spanish, it just hurts to pay attention.

guy talking - "And the cook calls me..."
Cook - "Ricita"
guy talking - "What?"
Cook - "Go for the payera (idk wtf is that) that by 2pm they'll be here"
the warer with sandals and well hairstyled, he didn't gave me chance to put on the sandals, return to the beach and the tide had climbed...
Hard to understand but from there idk wtf is going on
#76 - jengafag (02/02/2015) [-]
Ah, thanks for the attempt. From other peoples reactions, they don't understand wtf he's saying either.
#28 - is that a nip slip on her right breast? (left side of picture) 01/31/2015 on Croatia's first woman... 0
#52 - the cringe... I can't take it! 01/30/2015 on Stealing a fedora +1
#9 - for some reason my audio doesn't work with this 01/27/2015 on 60 fps wizardry 0
#29 - a year ago admin was screaming like a bitch that he was rich a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on In memory of moot (deceased) 0
User avatar #30 - infinitereaper (01/22/2015) [-]
admin has always been nice to me
#352 - I want mod to ban pony lovers, **** those losers! 01/21/2015 on Looking for a new mod 0
#15 - They're assholes to those who speak english  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2015 on French +3
#63 - vvardenfell (01/18/2015) [-]
Actually I'm an asshole to people who suck at English.
#58 - arreatface (01/18/2015) [-]
also most of the young people are dumb as fuck so the rate of people speaking english younger than 30 is quite low. Some say : " I don't need english everyday why should I be studying it ?" or shit like this.
Then you hear them listening to songs like "stupid hoe" and saying fuck you I like this music even if I don't understand the lyrics ! refer to song title.
User avatar #23 - solidderking (01/18/2015) [-]
or any other language
User avatar #16 - letting (01/18/2015) [-]
So....a shit-ton of people. K.
#25 - in Houston Texas, the crowd returns the ball if the visitors h… 01/17/2015 on Fuck your team 0
#63 - but do they have enough pew pews to defend your waifu?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on japanese wood planing... +2
#92 - jellykuba (01/14/2015) [-]
More then enough pew pews.
User avatar #85 - tsds (01/14/2015) [-]
You know they do... You know Japan made Gundams and made that anime as a warning to the world.
#91 - Nothing  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Spider-Cock 0
#92 - gmarrox (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh well
#53 - Because they can't pew pew pew since the end of WWII  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2015 on japanese wood planing... +1
User avatar #55 - jellykuba (01/14/2015) [-]
Japan has shit loads of pew pew pew, they're just not allowed to have a standing invasion force or actively engage in war. They are allowed to maintain and operate full military force in defense of national borders.
User avatar #63 - Milvath (01/14/2015) [-]
but do they have enough pew pews to defend your waifu?
#92 - jellykuba (01/14/2015) [-]
More then enough pew pews.
User avatar #85 - tsds (01/14/2015) [-]
You know they do... You know Japan made Gundams and made that anime as a warning to the world.
User avatar #59 - anthonyd (01/14/2015) [-]
The JSDF is more like the National Guard and the Coast Guard combined. They have, t best, moderate amounts of pew pew pew

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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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