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Milvath

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#7 - I used my belt to bite while she waxed me down there months ag…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#8 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Next time use a dish drying rag rolled up.
It's a lot more forgiving on your teeth than leather is.

I had to cauterize a wound using an Iron one time, and that's what we used as a bite bit.
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#9 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
Will do next time! I hope I don't cry

PS. She'll do it again in December
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#10 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Twice a year? or more often than that?

I can't imagine having to wax more than 4 times a year if it's done properly.

You could also think about that root dissolving Nair stuff, so you don't have to pull it out.
Probably need to be done more often, but it'd involve a lot less pain I'd assume.
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#11 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
This would be my second time, I study far away from home so I only get to see her on vacations, I like her with a clean pubis (no hair) and so I do it too because I don't want to be a hypocrite to her. She gets to do it to me because I don't know how to do it correctly.
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#20 - zoidz (09/27/2015) [-]
Why not do laser? Make it all smooth, after about 8 sessions (not sure), it'll hardly grow back.
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#32 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
no money
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#12 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with all that man.
I've done the long-term distance relationship before. Now I'm married to that girl and have been for 9 years.

Keep it up bro, seems like you got your head on your shoulders right.
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#14 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
Thanks man! I wish you a happy family!
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#15 - Tusura (09/27/2015) [-]
They're happy. I'm Bi-Polar.

It's a semi-decent trade off as long as I keep talking to everyone. I can manage my depression, but not my irritability.
Still looking for the right meds.
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#16 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
Good to hear they're happy, and about the depression, best thing I could recommend is to literally always walk with the forehead up high facing forward and lots of excercise.
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#17 - Tusura (09/27/2015) [-]
Exercise is difficult for me because of a herniated spinal disc between lumbar 2 and 3.

I do what I can, but i'm in pretty bad shape for only being 28.
I'm not overweight or anything, I just seem to have the body of an 80 year old.

5'10 170lbs
#5 - Well, now that you mention it, I sometimes like it when she slaps me  [+] (13 new replies) 09/26/2015 on (untitled) +6
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#6 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
I like things rough sometimes too, but shit man, I'd never put wax near my jewels.

I had a spot on my arm waxed one time. Holy fuck that hurt. I can't even imagine the pain in a more sensitive area.
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#7 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
I used my belt to bite while she waxed me down there months ago, needless to say, it still has my bite marks well marked
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#8 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Next time use a dish drying rag rolled up.
It's a lot more forgiving on your teeth than leather is.

I had to cauterize a wound using an Iron one time, and that's what we used as a bite bit.
User avatar
#9 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
Will do next time! I hope I don't cry

PS. She'll do it again in December
User avatar
#10 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Twice a year? or more often than that?

I can't imagine having to wax more than 4 times a year if it's done properly.

You could also think about that root dissolving Nair stuff, so you don't have to pull it out.
Probably need to be done more often, but it'd involve a lot less pain I'd assume.
User avatar
#11 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
This would be my second time, I study far away from home so I only get to see her on vacations, I like her with a clean pubis (no hair) and so I do it too because I don't want to be a hypocrite to her. She gets to do it to me because I don't know how to do it correctly.
User avatar
#20 - zoidz (09/27/2015) [-]
Why not do laser? Make it all smooth, after about 8 sessions (not sure), it'll hardly grow back.
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#32 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
no money
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#12 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with all that man.
I've done the long-term distance relationship before. Now I'm married to that girl and have been for 9 years.

Keep it up bro, seems like you got your head on your shoulders right.
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#14 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
Thanks man! I wish you a happy family!
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#15 - Tusura (09/27/2015) [-]
They're happy. I'm Bi-Polar.

It's a semi-decent trade off as long as I keep talking to everyone. I can manage my depression, but not my irritability.
Still looking for the right meds.
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#16 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
Good to hear they're happy, and about the depression, best thing I could recommend is to literally always walk with the forehead up high facing forward and lots of excercise.
User avatar
#17 - Tusura (09/27/2015) [-]
Exercise is difficult for me because of a herniated spinal disc between lumbar 2 and 3.

I do what I can, but i'm in pretty bad shape for only being 28.
I'm not overweight or anything, I just seem to have the body of an 80 year old.

5'10 170lbs
#3 - I love how my dick looks clean shaven but it's annoying to sha…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/26/2015 on (untitled) +8
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#23 - muffincannibal (09/27/2015) [-]
That probably effected your sex life in a negative way.
#21 - totallytito (09/27/2015) [-]
There is not enough hawaiian love to bring me peace from the horror that I have now witnessed.
May the volcano gods have mercy on your fragile manhood
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#4 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Oh holy shit ow. What the fuck man, are you a masochist?

Manscaping is an art, you don't just rip all the grass out. You gotta make it look nice and even.
If you're really good, you can turn it into "art" inb4 squidward "art"
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#5 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
Well, now that you mention it, I sometimes like it when she slaps me
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#6 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
I like things rough sometimes too, but shit man, I'd never put wax near my jewels.

I had a spot on my arm waxed one time. Holy fuck that hurt. I can't even imagine the pain in a more sensitive area.
User avatar
#7 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
I used my belt to bite while she waxed me down there months ago, needless to say, it still has my bite marks well marked
User avatar
#8 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Next time use a dish drying rag rolled up.
It's a lot more forgiving on your teeth than leather is.

I had to cauterize a wound using an Iron one time, and that's what we used as a bite bit.
User avatar
#9 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
Will do next time! I hope I don't cry

PS. She'll do it again in December
User avatar
#10 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Twice a year? or more often than that?

I can't imagine having to wax more than 4 times a year if it's done properly.

You could also think about that root dissolving Nair stuff, so you don't have to pull it out.
Probably need to be done more often, but it'd involve a lot less pain I'd assume.
User avatar
#11 - Milvath (09/26/2015) [-]
This would be my second time, I study far away from home so I only get to see her on vacations, I like her with a clean pubis (no hair) and so I do it too because I don't want to be a hypocrite to her. She gets to do it to me because I don't know how to do it correctly.
User avatar
#20 - zoidz (09/27/2015) [-]
Why not do laser? Make it all smooth, after about 8 sessions (not sure), it'll hardly grow back.
User avatar
#32 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
no money
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#12 - Tusura (09/26/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with all that man.
I've done the long-term distance relationship before. Now I'm married to that girl and have been for 9 years.

Keep it up bro, seems like you got your head on your shoulders right.
User avatar
#14 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
Thanks man! I wish you a happy family!
User avatar
#15 - Tusura (09/27/2015) [-]
They're happy. I'm Bi-Polar.

It's a semi-decent trade off as long as I keep talking to everyone. I can manage my depression, but not my irritability.
Still looking for the right meds.
User avatar
#16 - Milvath (09/27/2015) [-]
Good to hear they're happy, and about the depression, best thing I could recommend is to literally always walk with the forehead up high facing forward and lots of excercise.
User avatar
#17 - Tusura (09/27/2015) [-]
Exercise is difficult for me because of a herniated spinal disc between lumbar 2 and 3.

I do what I can, but i'm in pretty bad shape for only being 28.
I'm not overweight or anything, I just seem to have the body of an 80 year old.

5'10 170lbs
#93 - Yes, if it has a penis then it's male, if it has a vagina it's… 09/23/2015 on Thumbing now shows Kim Jong un 0
#11 - As a mexican, we do look like kebab and we eat something simil… 09/20/2015 on Middle Eastern People Get... +1
#47 - you bunch up all the gays in one cell and you get happy prison… 09/19/2015 on What kinda faggot, -6
#68 - chorizo contains meat and spices,the intestines are to just ho… 09/19/2015 on fnc 0
#2 - it's not that cute when they **** and piss everywhere and you …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2015 on Puppies +71
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#3 - somekindofedgyname (09/17/2015) [-]
Hey at least it comes out easy when you clean the tub instead of the carpet .
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#5 - beastybaconman (09/18/2015) [-]
But it's a pain in the ass to clean off a bunch of puppies that have been laying in their own shit
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#6 - goodhomer (09/18/2015) [-]
If only there were some kind of device near by that should spray them all down with water.
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#14 - therealfell (09/18/2015) [-]
great idea, pressure washer it is
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#7 - civilizedwasteland (09/18/2015) [-]
oh well, looks like theyll just have to use the washing machine
#6 - Chorizo that's the kind of fence Mexico is willing to pay for  [+] (27 new replies) 09/17/2015 on fnc +191
#31 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
GO VEGAN
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#61 - cannibalvegan (09/18/2015) [-]
I'm not a vegan, but I seriously cannot eat sausage since most of them contain just digusting things. I really don't understand how people can eat hot dogs and sausages when they know what they contain, it's not the unhealthy part that bothers me, it's the gross part that bothers me. I haven't eaten a hot dog in probably 5 years since I found what they're made of. I did eat a hot dog one time a couple months when I was drunk, though.
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#68 - Milvath (09/19/2015) [-]
chorizo contains meat and spices,the intestines are to just hold it together, but commercially it's plastic, I know because my grandfather used to make chorizo and now my mother does it.
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#62 - dreygur (09/18/2015) [-]
Because some people aren't bothered by disgusting things so long as they aren't dangerous?
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#59 - lmOldGreg (09/18/2015) [-]
I used to work in a butchers. They do NOT use any of that shit.
#58 - slickey (09/18/2015) [-]
Go Fuck yourself
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#57 - platinumaltaria (09/18/2015) [-]
So the first one's offal that people don't eat, meh.
The second one is, to the best of my knowledge, just sausages...
#46 - vvardenfell (09/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, we happen to know what sausages are made off, but if you're stupid enough to believe that something that looks bad has to be bad, your problem.
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#45 - parrotwidnofeather (09/18/2015) [-]
found the goddamn vegan
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#40 - heartbleed (09/18/2015) [-]
Still tastes good, I could fucking care less.
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#56 - acemrhawk (09/18/2015) [-]
How does saying you do care about it support your first statement?
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#65 - heartbleed (09/19/2015) [-]
How do you support yourself with such a low IQ? That was bad but I couldn't help it.
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#66 - acemrhawk (09/19/2015) [-]
How does one not spot obvious sarcasm
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#67 - heartbleed (09/19/2015) [-]
It wasn't very obvious.
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#38 - Gerda (09/18/2015) [-]
Now I am hungry!!
#37 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
Thats not how sausages are made. Really? They grind up intestines and then stuff them into some other intestines?
#35 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
This is one of the reasons people hate uz
also because we're fags
#36 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
missclicked
#33 - whitegamedeveloper (09/18/2015) [-]
**whitegamedeveloper used "*roll picture*"**
**whitegamedeveloper rolled image** They're turning an ugly pig into something that makes millions of people happy. Can meat never stop amazing us?
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#32 - sonoobish (09/18/2015) [-]
that loooks good Thank you anon for making me hungry
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#25 - jmmora (09/18/2015) [-]
i am mexican and i support this fence
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#34 - thelastamerican (09/18/2015) [-]
As an American I have many questions. Where do you live in Mexico?
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#63 - jmmora (09/18/2015) [-]
in Queretaro, why? planning to visit mexico?
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#64 - thelastamerican (09/18/2015) [-]
I had a friend in high school who was from Mexico City. Very cool dude. Refused to speak Spanish while he was here. Where is the best hiking? I'm not an intense hiker, but I like a good view.
#44 - swiggityswooty (09/18/2015) [-]
thats creepy brah
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#22 - micosil (09/18/2015) [-]
Oye si
#9 - novayamante (09/18/2015) [-]
si señor
#7 - Plot Twist: The boxes are all empty  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Police pull people over,... -5
#21 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Fuck off.