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Metallicock

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Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
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Content Ranking:#6879
Comment Ranking:#6995
Highest Content Rank:#526
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 18271 total,  20361 ,  2090
Comment Thumbs: 29197 total,  32987 ,  3790
Content Level Progress: 91.8% (918/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 37.8% (378/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:73
Content Views:736351
Times Content Favorited:1806 times
Total Comments Made:8731
FJ Points:10473
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    My job after college My job after college
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    Holy fuck I want to punch something Holy fuck I want to punch something
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    Oh fuck yea. . . Oh fuck yea. . .
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    Classic Classic
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    what the fuck is this? what the fuck is this?
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    Pretty cool Pretty cool

latest user's comments

#7 - ************.jpeg 05/25/2016 on The Gateway To Nostalgia 0
#5 - I kinda dig stories that are able to tell a story with out wor… 05/25/2016 on Thank You +4
#11 - These are the questions that keep me up at night. 05/25/2016 on all gays have AIDS +2
#17 - I can dig it. I was getting tired of "beta" anyway. . .  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Robot comes home from college 0
#20 - ygdosst (05/25/2016) [-]
No you see, Betas are at least some part of the social hierarchy and can communicate with people albiet submissively.

Robots literally cannot function as normal human beings and even the cocept of social awareness is entirely foreign to them.
#29 - archiethesailor (05/25/2016) [-]
Why do we call them betas? I thought betas were second in command and that omegas were are the bottom.
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#19 - leonhardt (05/25/2016) [-]
robots are not betas

People that vote for bernie sanders, or let their girlfriends fuck other dudes are betas.

The people screeching about chicken tendies and normies and jacking off into their my little pony dolls are the robots
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#18 - goodguygary (05/25/2016) [-]
robots make betas look like normal, healthy members of society. to call a robot a beta is an insult to betas
#18 - "Don't judge. You work at McDonalds" 05/25/2016 on Robot has a bad time at... +1
#15 - Fill me in; what is this robot thing?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Robot comes home from college +3
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#32 - mirukawa (05/25/2016) [-]
a robot is someone who browses /r9k/
don't listen to the other retards
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#16 - boxcarracer (05/25/2016) [-]
INCREDIBLY socially inept people.
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#17 - Metallicock (05/25/2016) [-]
I can dig it. I was getting tired of "beta" anyway. . .
#20 - ygdosst (05/25/2016) [-]
No you see, Betas are at least some part of the social hierarchy and can communicate with people albiet submissively.

Robots literally cannot function as normal human beings and even the cocept of social awareness is entirely foreign to them.
#29 - archiethesailor (05/25/2016) [-]
Why do we call them betas? I thought betas were second in command and that omegas were are the bottom.
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#19 - leonhardt (05/25/2016) [-]
robots are not betas

People that vote for bernie sanders, or let their girlfriends fuck other dudes are betas.

The people screeching about chicken tendies and normies and jacking off into their my little pony dolls are the robots
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#18 - goodguygary (05/25/2016) [-]
robots make betas look like normal, healthy members of society. to call a robot a beta is an insult to betas
#7 - Couldn't that still count as vandalism?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2016 on car 0
#12 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
No.
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#9 - catkyte (05/25/2016) [-]
no damage done to the car. therefore no destruction of property, therefore not illegal.
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#8 - thecomkiller (05/25/2016) [-]
OP said the ex was educated, not OP.
#52 - Context? 05/25/2016 on welcome to france 0
#6 - robot?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Anon breaks into Robot's house 0
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#8 - geofalke (05/25/2016) [-]
a person who has absolutely no social social skills and doesn't know how to function as a basic human being
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#10 - goobyman (05/25/2016) [-]
a person who browses R9K
but yea synonymos
#24 - oh. . . no. . . 05/25/2016 on Math for everyone 0

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