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Metallicock

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
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Content Ranking:#6191
Comment Ranking:#5349
Highest Content Rank:#526
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 18290 total,  20387 ,  2097
Comment Thumbs: 29394 total,  33191 ,  3797
Content Level Progress: 93.7% (937/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 57.5% (575/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:73
Content Views:739106
Times Content Favorited:1806 times
Total Comments Made:8789
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    My job after college My job after college
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    Holy fuck I want to punch something Holy fuck I want to punch something
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    Oh fuck yea. . . Oh fuck yea. . .
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    Classic Classic
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    what the fuck is this? what the fuck is this?
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    Pretty cool Pretty cool

latest user's comments

#65 - . . . . so always remember to use a condom 3 hours ago on Heavy cringe 0
#63 - Why is instinct a "meme lord"?  [+] (11 new replies) 3 hours ago on AAAAAAAAAAAA +2
#107 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
because of his appearance
#85 - ripinkill (2 hours ago) [-]
the fuck does NB mean?
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#97 - walcorn (1 hour ago) [-]
Attention seeking faggot
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#95 - pablosky (1 hour ago) [-]
non-binary apparently.
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#92 - steampoweredbot (2 hours ago) [-]
nigger balls
#65 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
tumblr hates men.
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#68 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Wait, the Mystic one's a woman?
#72 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
The post above thinks "it's" a non-binary gender. SHE'S clearly referred to as a girl.
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#74 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Christ, either she's wearing 5 sports bras on top of eachother or this is some anime-tier flatness.
#75 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
It's Japanese. They have a thing for not clearly specifying the genders of characters. Just look at Haku from Naruto or Crona from Soul Eater.
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#76 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure Crona was only like that just to fuck with people. The author went out of his way to confuse people and never reveal a gender.
#102 - So no link to the mod?  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on What modded GTA V looks... +2
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#109 - oltorf (3 hours ago) [-]
also want a link to the mod
#264 - Yea, but I mean, I don't think they ever take it to court or a… 3 hours ago on it really is sad 0
#254 - I've heard from my EMT instructor that hospitals never really …  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on it really is sad 0
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#259 - lampmountaindew (4 hours ago) [-]
theyre coming for me lol. and they call at the dumbest times. 7pm on a saturday, 11am on any random week day. i cant help but feel some form of condescension when they call. i normally dont answer but i always feel the urge to pick up the phone and go "listen dude it was either i get a ride to you guys or i was going to die/hurt myself more in that spot. you guys chose this profession. dont act surprised when poor people come to you and cant pay you. its not my fault i had an emergency, and even if it is, you swore an oath."
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#264 - Metallicock (3 hours ago) [-]
Yea, but I mean, I don't think they ever take it to court or attack your credit or anything like that

Again, idk for sure, this is just what my instructor said
#30 - Some people like it in the ass  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Rubbing his nose in it +27
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#62 - bigbrostrider (07/27/2016) [-]
excellent wordplay, friend.
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#54 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
#29 - Comment deleted 07/27/2016 on Rubbing his nose in it 0
#102 - The Texas part could have used more guns. . . 07/27/2016 on america +1
#144 - I didn't know that, super useful. Ty 07/27/2016 on The most rage-inducing... +1
#44 - We can do better than this . . . 07/26/2016 on 6012 0

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