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Date Signed Up:6/09/2009
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#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Don't wake me +116
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#46 - bludead (06/23/2016) [-]
I have one of those - a machine that's only purpose is to switch itself off.

It's so pointless
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#58 - pingun (06/23/2016) [-]
I'd love one of those, seems like something just as useless as me afterall.

We could become friends
#76 - aradethel (06/23/2016) [-]
you can make one pretty easily :v
www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Useless-Machine/
A pretty basic circuit if you're willing to invest a few days (less if you have circuitry knowledge).
#11 - Picture 06/16/2016 on So we know who they were. +14
#7 - Susan  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2016 on Cartoon network anime 0
#9 - wargreymon (06/12/2016) [-]
its Mandark's real name
#10 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
Why thank you.
#15 - I worked a lot. but seeing how I just got fired last month I'… 06/11/2016 on Who says gorillas aren't... 0
#10 - OK. I haven't been down there since last summer  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Who says gorillas aren't... 0
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#11 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Its the most happenin' spot in Omaha, why not
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#15 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
I worked a lot. but seeing how I just got fired last month I'll have plenty of free time
#8 - A little south in papillion. Use to live by the humaine societ…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Who says gorillas aren't... +4
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#9 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Just M's Pub at the apartments above it
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#10 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
OK. I haven't been down there since last summer
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#11 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Its the most happenin' spot in Omaha, why not
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#15 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
I worked a lot. but seeing how I just got fired last month I'll have plenty of free time
#6 - Really?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Who says gorillas aren't... +4
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#7 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Im in the Old Market right now where you at
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#8 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
A little south in papillion. Use to live by the humaine society. How much of the old market burn down?
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#9 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Just M's Pub at the apartments above it
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#10 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
OK. I haven't been down there since last summer
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#11 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Its the most happenin' spot in Omaha, why not
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#15 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
I worked a lot. but seeing how I just got fired last month I'll have plenty of free time
#4 - That looks like my zoo here in Omaha  [+] (10 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Who says gorillas aren't... +1
#12 - Glitched (06/11/2016) [-]
That is the Omaha Zoo.
I was there a week after this happened.
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#5 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Hey im from Omaha too
#16 - anon (06/11/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**Well Oma-how are you?
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#6 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
Really?
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#7 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Im in the Old Market right now where you at
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#8 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
A little south in papillion. Use to live by the humaine society. How much of the old market burn down?
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#9 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Just M's Pub at the apartments above it
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#10 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
OK. I haven't been down there since last summer
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#11 - theshinypen (06/11/2016) [-]
Its the most happenin' spot in Omaha, why not
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#15 - MercurySenshi (06/11/2016) [-]
I worked a lot. but seeing how I just got fired last month I'll have plenty of free time
#7 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Anyone else miss D&D memes? +37
#29 - keligus (06/10/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**but jar jar did a good job. he was a good character.
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#32 - drtrousersnake (06/10/2016) [-]
Drunken brawler sith lord theory jar jar best jar jar
#33 - keligus (06/10/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**never heard that one, i just liked him as the comic relief he was meant to be.
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#34 - drtrousersnake (06/10/2016) [-]
The theory is that every moment were jar jar evades death do to his clumsiness somehow paying of in a one in a million chance was all calculated moves by jar jar. They also use the Fact That He Uses Waving GESTURES When Trying To convince People similar to the jedi mind trick.

Jar jar is also the sole reason paulpintine rose to power.
#35 - keligus (06/10/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**i have never had great interest in star wars and don't follow the logic of connecting jar jar and palatine, wasn't palatine always the head of the sith?
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#37 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
Palpatine, Darth Sidious, became the current lord of his line of siths after murdering Darth Plagueis (Plaguesis so powerful he decided to dick around with the force, one experiment where he tried to concentrate midi-chlorian ended up impregnated Anakin's mother, so he is basically darth vader's dad) in his sleep. His apprentice at the time of Episode one was Darth Maul. After Maul died he took on Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku) as his apprentice.

As to how Jar Jar fits in, Palpatine was able to go from more or less chairman of the senate to dictator after Jar Jar gave a speech to the entire senate telling them to give him executive powers. He used those powers to order the clonetroopers to commit the genocide of the Jedi and then to abolish democracy thus the galactic empire was born.
#38 - keligus (06/11/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**i missed this, and i thought jar jar was basically the social outcast of his race, why would they give him diplomatic powers?
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#39 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
Jar Jar took out a fuckton of droids with his clumsy antics which is one factor to the Darth Jar Jar, Drunken Master theory and was promoted to a general after the events of episode one.
#40 - keligus (06/11/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**he was a good guy, and he was effective on the battlefield, why does everyone hate him?
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#41 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
basically jar jar was the dude that was clumsy as fuck and had the most reality breaking luck. Basically he took out a bunch of droids by stepping on a droid corpse and the torso got stuck on his foot. Every time he ducked for cover, the droid on his foot would get whipped and the blaster would fire killing an enemy. And for his big move he accidentally drops a bunch of Boomas (gungun equivalent of a grenade) that all somehow perfectly decimate the enemy forces. From a story point if Jar Jar is getting by with that ungodly luck, is kind of infuriating because he should of died 10 times over in just the first movie (killed by droids, eaten by fish, then died in battle many times). If Jar Jar is a drunken brawler themed sith, he is just feigning incompetence to catch his enemies off guard which changes him from a impossibly lucky idiot to a somewhat deep character.
#42 - keligus (06/11/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**why is he a sith though? i thought he was friends with the jedi.
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#43 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
The Jar Jar being a sith lord is a fan theory
#45 - keligus (06/11/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image**even though he killed sith droids and is active friends with various jedi and other good people? from my understanding of the starwars community jar jar being a sith as a fan theory is basically because they hate him.
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#46 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
Well it comes down to a couple of factors. One the CIS trade union, the ones that were producing the droids were serving the Palpantine but at the same time, the clones from episode 2 were also ordered by Palpantine. Basically Palpantine wanted to create a situation where he could become emperor/destroy the jedi order and he did so by creating a huge war with him being the head on each side (although using his sith alias, Sidious for the Trade Union/droid side). Jar Jar had a key part or was in a favorable position in all the major pillars of his plan; he found anakin so he could be recruited into the jedi order, pushed anakin into getting romantic feeling for padme, getting a seat in the galactic council, got close to padme to monitor her and anakins romantic progress(said romance was what allowed Sidious to turn anakin to the dark side), and he finally gave a speech convincing the entire galactic senate to suspend democracy and give palpantine dictatorial power. Because of how many plotholes jar jar being a double agent would fill, some fans like to think of him as one because it turns him from the worst characters in the series to one of the best.
#12 - Picture 06/07/2016 on some good insults +1