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#34 - drtrousersnake (06/10/2016) [-]
The theory is that every moment were jar jar evades death do to his clumsiness somehow paying of in a one in a million chance was all calculated moves by jar jar. They also use the Fact That He Uses Waving GESTURES When Trying To convince People similar to the jedi mind trick.
Jar jar is also the sole reason paulpintine rose to power.
#37 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
Palpatine, Darth Sidious, became the current lord of his line of siths after murdering Darth Plagueis (Plaguesis so powerful he decided to dick around with the force, one experiment where he tried to concentrate midi-chlorian ended up impregnated Anakin's mother, so he is basically darth vader's dad) in his sleep. His apprentice at the time of Episode one was Darth Maul. After Maul died he took on Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku) as his apprentice.
As to how Jar Jar fits in, Palpatine was able to go from more or less chairman of the senate to dictator after Jar Jar gave a speech to the entire senate telling them to give him executive powers. He used those powers to order the clonetroopers to commit the genocide of the Jedi and then to abolish democracy thus the galactic empire was born.
#41 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
basically jar jar was the dude that was clumsy as fuck and had the most reality breaking luck. Basically he took out a bunch of droids by stepping on a droid corpse and the torso got stuck on his foot. Every time he ducked for cover, the droid on his foot would get whipped and the blaster would fire killing an enemy. And for his big move he accidentally drops a bunch of Boomas (gungun equivalent of a grenade) that all somehow perfectly decimate the enemy forces. From a story point if Jar Jar is getting by with that ungodly luck, is kind of infuriating because he should of died 10 times over in just the first movie (killed by droids, eaten by fish, then died in battle many times). If Jar Jar is a drunken brawler themed sith, he is just feigning incompetence to catch his enemies off guard which changes him from a impossibly lucky idiot to a somewhat deep character.
#45 - keligus (06/11/2016) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image**even though he killed sith droids and is active friends with various jedi and other good people? from my understanding of the starwars community jar jar being a sith as a fan theory is basically because they hate him.
#46 - drtrousersnake (06/11/2016) [-]
Well it comes down to a couple of factors. One the CIS trade union, the ones that were producing the droids were serving the Palpantine but at the same time, the clones from episode 2 were also ordered by Palpantine. Basically Palpantine wanted to create a situation where he could become emperor/destroy the jedi order and he did so by creating a huge war with him being the head on each side (although using his sith alias, Sidious for the Trade Union/droid side). Jar Jar had a key part or was in a favorable position in all the major pillars of his plan; he found anakin so he could be recruited into the jedi order, pushed anakin into getting romantic feeling for padme, getting a seat in the galactic council, got close to padme to monitor her and anakins romantic progress(said romance was what allowed Sidious to turn anakin to the dark side), and he finally gave a speech convincing the entire galactic senate to suspend democracy and give palpantine dictatorial power. Because of how many plotholes jar jar being a double agent would fill, some fans like to think of him as one because it turns him from the worst characters in the series to one of the best.