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#3795 - Seems like its the meeting of the fictional characters. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3797 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
I wanna be who I am.
No, Garrel.
#3791 - Very well, its tenkohinanawi. By the way i completely forg…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3793 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Yay.
Now keep it on at all times, think of it as the force that holds the fabric of the cosmos together.
#3795 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
Seems like its the meeting of the fictional characters.
So Juubey all of a sudden?
#3797 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
I wanna be who I am.
No, Garrel.
#3790 - Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako? Why thank you kindly se…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3787 - A frog is fine too? But i am tecnically pagan. &l…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3785 - But its a frog... *sob* Orginally everything was in t…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3786 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3781 - Right right... just gimme a few minutes.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Meef's profile 0
User avatar #3783 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3780 - Forehead genitalia eh? <- *wave* Nothing, i ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3782 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Dickheads, eh?
<-

*Hurrah!* Is my one and only Mideastern God.

Hooo, dunno about those. Sound kinda bum.
Only way I can die is if I get damaged enough, fu fu fu.
youtu.be/OjTWR4Jvxk4 <- Anti-stairs.
#3777 - /Ribbit :() Well she is from the outside world..…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3779 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw, today I'll hold my end of the bargain! I'll pray with you if I'll have your consent.
BB:EX.
User avatar #3781 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Right right... just gimme a few minutes.
User avatar #3783 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3778 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I love rabbits!

The vampires are too, or so I hear.
<-
Dunno, it's just one day, you'd probably just throw up a lot.

I love Michael, he's nice.

I wanna suffer in despair and cast spells.
youtu.be/AHorpDzp_Tw
#3785 - Meef (11/13/2012) [-]
But its a frog... *sob*

Orginally everything was in the outside world till Yukari and a Hakurei shrine maiden sealed some land up filled with people and demons.
<-
Probably, but throwing up isn't really that pleasent...

Why not go with Raphael instead? he haz healz.

Dodging all these meteor spells is really stressful!
youtu.be/nL12aKz5dsQ
#3786 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3774 - (Its the result of me putting the brackets there to put someth…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3775 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(Aye, gurl.)

Sanae has problems with hair growth?
<-
I'll make you swallow them all day, all night.

That kinda destroys the balance.

Are you a useless piece of **** that just casts spells all day?
youtu.be/E9LkT7XbDBU
#3777 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
/Ribbit
:()

Well she is from the outside world... then again screw logic.
<-
Then wouldn't i become diabetic?

Kain will be mad with me... and i don't wanna end up like Raziel.

Naw i'm a mage knight so i do wae into melee every so often.
youtu.be/XXasKlCEZp4
#3779 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw, today I'll hold my end of the bargain! I'll pray with you if I'll have your consent.
BB:EX.
User avatar #3781 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Right right... just gimme a few minutes.
User avatar #3783 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3778 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I love rabbits!

The vampires are too, or so I hear.
<-
Dunno, it's just one day, you'd probably just throw up a lot.

I love Michael, he's nice.

I wanna suffer in despair and cast spells.
youtu.be/AHorpDzp_Tw
#3785 - Meef (11/13/2012) [-]
But its a frog... *sob*

Orginally everything was in the outside world till Yukari and a Hakurei shrine maiden sealed some land up filled with people and demons.
<-
Probably, but throwing up isn't really that pleasent...

Why not go with Raphael instead? he haz healz.

Dodging all these meteor spells is really stressful!
youtu.be/nL12aKz5dsQ
#3786 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3771 - Can't the cake is spining. <- *Shrug* I dunno …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3773 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Half-ghosts, eh?
<-

*Well! What is it?* What are ya buyin'?

What's a womble?
Bitch, please. I can turn invisible with my passive skill, I also deal twice as much dmg on backstabs. I can teleport behind you, and I can smokescreen the fuck out of you.
youtu.be/DR95s9MvPPE <- Anti-Fun.

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#3814 - lonelybaloney (10/28/2013) [-]
I remember you from three years ago.
User avatar #3815 to #3814 - tenkohinanai (12/02/2014) [-]
Kind of a pity i can't seems to log into this account now
User avatar #3816 to #3815 - lonelybaloney (12/04/2014) [-]
Ayy monica
How's it going?
#3817 to #3816 - tenkohinanai (12/04/2014) [-]
Its been alright, though It seems weird for me to still be up at 3AM
#3818 to #3817 - lonelybaloney (12/04/2014) [-]
That's when I regularly go to sleep ;u;
#3819 to #3818 - tenkohinanai (12/04/2014) [-]
Sad thing is, this time tomorrow i would have been working for 3 hours... And would have 5 hours left =3
User avatar #3798 - tenkohinanai (05/07/2013) [-]
I R DEAD. Least on this account....
User avatar #3799 to #3798 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Meef lives?
#3800 to #3799 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
In a sense, under another name!
User avatar #3801 to #3800 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Nice to hear. I got here after getting bored enough to type "cirno" after the /user/ part of the URL, and I had a conversation with a user in the profile comments who was sad about them being inactive.
#3802 to #3801 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
With Cirno its just a case of he/she got bored i think(as with the other Scarlet Devil Characters i think), this account is dead because it doesn't accept my pw and the e-mail acc its linked to is now dead...
User avatar #3803 to #3802 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Okay then. Every time I go into the depths that are the aged parts of this website, I notice a lot of inactive, shotlived character-based accounts.
User avatar #3804 to #3803 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing the character thing for about 1-2 years now, so do i count as a short lived acount? =3
User avatar #3805 to #3804 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Well, in internet time, that's not very shotlived. Lots of things were different in 2010.
#3806 to #3805 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
Back in 2010 i was using a different character(Hong Meiling)... How things have changed since i first signed up...
User avatar #3807 to #3806 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
In 2010 I was less cynical and such. I had a hiatus for most of the summer and got some internet connection by October, but by March 2011 I had much access to the internet. Within that time a lot had changed, like Reddit and Tumblr becoming popular and influential websites and the formation of the brony fandom.
#3808 to #3807 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
In all this time i should count myself lucky i've had an internet connection except in 2010 december when i moved, and the only breaks i've had from the site are from lazyness or busy with pointless things, lasting up to 2 weeks at times. The time warp was weird, causing a lot of odd things to disappear with the roll back on the servers, but the extras to the comments and system were nice over the course. The bronys anoyed the hell out of me at the start, at one point a group of them was determined to get me banned just for using a Touhou character until they got bored,but they felt kinda like flamboyant gays to me for the first few months till they calmed down.
User avatar #3809 to #3808 - mayormilkman (06/21/2013) [-]
Ha ha. I remember how two years ago the fandom's popularity grew so much in so little time. Now it seems to be in a slow decline, and it isn't as eccentric as it used to be.
#3810 to #3809 - tenkohinanai (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it was just another passing fad.
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - mayormilkman (06/22/2013) [-]
It was quite a huge fad, though, and there's still at least one more season of the show. It will still be a while before it becomes an uncommon sight on the internet.
#3812 to #3811 - tenkohinanai (06/22/2013) [-]
Does make me wonder what will come to replace it afterwards... hopefully its something not something aimed at young girls.
Does make me wonder what will come to replace it afterwards... hopefully its something not something aimed at young girls.
User avatar #3813 to #3812 - mayormilkman (06/22/2013) [-]
Maybe it won't be necessarily "replaced". There's some other large fandoms that have been raised in the past few years too, but none of them had the same sort of uniqueness of the bronies. I recall when some people thought that the new "Littlest Pet Shop" show would be bronies 2.0, although it isn't nearly as popular as MLP, and I assume that it doesn't have that same sort of growth that came with the early pony fandom (although it still has "general" threads on /co/, which MLP made popular on there). It looks like the influence of the ponies goes beyond its fans.
#3789 - valax (11/19/2012) [-]
How about you give me your skype ID, so that I shall challenge you to duels whenever I feel like it?
#3791 to #3789 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Very well, its tenkohinanawi.
By the way i completely forgot i had Skype installed and it was installed in japanese XD
#3793 to #3791 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Yay.
Now keep it on at all times, think of it as the force that holds the fabric of the cosmos together.
#3795 to #3793 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
Seems like its the meeting of the fictional characters.
So Juubey all of a sudden?
#3797 to #3795 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
I wanna be who I am.
No, Garrel.
#3598 - Why do you care (06/10/2012) [-]
I HAVE FINALLY RETURNED FROM THE DEAD.
...probably not for long, though.
#3603 to #4312 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
After many dark rituals i have once more risen from the depths of apathy and lazyness!!!
After many dark rituals i have once more risen from the depths of apathy and lazyness!!!
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#3593 to #4305 - Meef (06/09/2012) [-]
Hey koneko~
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User avatar #3585 to #4290 - Meef (06/06/2012) [-]
Did you think you could catch me out by using nico? cause i've had an account for a quite a while now >=3
#3588 to #4299 - valax (06/06/2012) [-]
***** , the video's good. Enjoy it!
#3589 to #4302 - Meef (06/09/2012) [-]
Well its certainly...odd never expected to see assassin and Gilgmesh as MJ =3
#3595 to #4303 - valax (06/10/2012) [-]
Gilgamesh is my waifu, y'dig?
#3600 to #4309 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
Well its not my place to make judgements on what you like~
#3604 to #4314 - valax (06/19/2012) [-]
Kayneth is your waifu. *troll face*
#3607 to #4318 - Meef (07/02/2012) [-]
You could at least let me have Lancelot
#3610 to #4321 - valax (07/03/2012) [-]
You can have Butz, if you want to.
#3613 to #4324 - Meef (07/13/2012) [-]
OBJECTION! my client requested a knight of the round table, and so he shall get one!
OBJECTION! my client requested a knight of the round table, and so he shall get one!
#3616 to #3613 - valax (07/14/2012) [-]
Fine, you can have Basaker.
Fine, you can have Basaker.
#3677 to #3516 - valax (08/29/2012) [-]
And maybe.. "sodomize" her~. (I'm not good with innuendos, jeez~)
(dang.)

youtu.be/4s0jt8L5V_w?t=58s

Uh... Reimu? She's too bum to have a phone, tho'. I do like her bum, tho', mm~.

She what...!?
<- Hazama?

He'd be heart broken, then he'd try to penetrate you with his spear.
Priscilla is far too nice.
#3678 to #3677 - Meef (09/02/2012) [-]
I'd show her my "third leg" =3
(And apparently i can't ad "er" to then end of sentances)

youtu.be/voc9TrSVVOA?t=1m26s

Y'never know, Yukari might have given her one~ and not just a nice ass =3

She ends up being a comple good guy (erm girl?)... 40 years later with her motorcycle skills (Dodging trucks, bullets and bipedal tanks!)
<-

I hope there are no metaphors there...
Didn't stop me from killing her. Now i left it after the first Seath battle... Now i got Tales of graces to waste all my time on =3
#3755 to #3678 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
()

Imaginarium it is!
<- I love the taste of rainbow.
*Shrug* I can merely guess.

A sore! HA~!!

I'll sell you at the midnight cabbage festival.
youtu.be/ijnh9go9VV4
#3759 to #3755 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
(I did again didn't i...)

Why make sense when you can have Lazers!
<- Stop eat so many skittles and eat my pie!
I don't think i wanna know what you'd guess.

A~ashe!!!

Well you better get down to business, since i'm not a valid product so i can't be there for long!
youtu.be/zTWAQVOtU_o?t=26s
#3763 to #3759 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(I guess. Hahaha.)

Or razers.
<- Aight, man.
*Shrug* I'm fairly sure it has something to do with Turkish Delights.

Ashe..?

Let's get down to business, to defeat.. the Huns!!
youtu.be/DqTEBVvvokg
#3767 to #3763 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
(orz)

Silly boy, the girls in gensokyou don't grow arm pit or leg hair!
<- Hope you enjoyed it, i "whipped" the cream myself!
...Belly dancing?

I re-arranged the letters~

Haven't you got eyes in your head? When i see them i feel a fear!
youtu.be/I-Qy2a4_DmM?t=4m51s
#3770 to #3767 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(I don't mind, if you're concerned about that in the least.)

Or so they would have you believe.
<- It's all over my face.
Naw, insufferable candy.

Traxex?

Does it depress you... to know.. just how alone you really are, commissioner?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnki6jJjBz4
#3774 to #3770 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
(Its the result of me putting the brackets there to put something in later but forgetting just so you know...)

Well unless your Sanae then it isn't true.
<-
They aren't that bad but i wouldn't actively buy them.

Oh and i'm aware i missed the "o" out but i couldn't find a place for it.

With my bloodstained linage you get used to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFrV3bPWmWc
#3775 to #3774 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(Aye, gurl.)

Sanae has problems with hair growth?
<-
I'll make you swallow them all day, all night.

That kinda destroys the balance.

Are you a useless piece of **** that just casts spells all day?
youtu.be/E9LkT7XbDBU
#3777 to #3775 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
/Ribbit
:()

Well she is from the outside world... then again screw logic.
<-
Then wouldn't i become diabetic?

Kain will be mad with me... and i don't wanna end up like Raziel.

Naw i'm a mage knight so i do wae into melee every so often.
youtu.be/XXasKlCEZp4
#3779 to #3777 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw, today I'll hold my end of the bargain! I'll pray with you if I'll have your consent.
BB:EX.
User avatar #3781 to #3779 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Right right... just gimme a few minutes.
User avatar #3783 to #3781 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3778 to #3777 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I love rabbits!

The vampires are too, or so I hear.
<-
Dunno, it's just one day, you'd probably just throw up a lot.

I love Michael, he's nice.

I wanna suffer in despair and cast spells.
youtu.be/AHorpDzp_Tw
#3785 to #3778 - Meef (11/13/2012) [-]
But its a frog... *sob*

Orginally everything was in the outside world till Yukari and a Hakurei shrine maiden sealed some land up filled with people and demons.
<-
Probably, but throwing up isn't really that pleasent...

Why not go with Raphael instead? he haz healz.

Dodging all these meteor spells is really stressful!
youtu.be/nL12aKz5dsQ
#3786 to #3785 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 to #3786 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 to #3787 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 to #3788 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 to #3790 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3707 to #3678 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
(Inside, hehe.)   
   
It does, it's just the gay EU and NA versions that suck dicks.   
   
Bless you.   
&lt;-   
Bitches!   
   
Meh, vodka.   
Take your time.   
   
youtu.be/EtzlKJ1dObU?t=32s
(Inside, hehe.)

It does, it's just the gay EU and NA versions that suck dicks.

Bless you.
<-
Bitches!

Meh, vodka.
Take your time.

youtu.be/EtzlKJ1dObU?t=32s
#3709 to #3707 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
(NOOOO NOT THE YOUNG HEAD PRIEST!)   
   
But i don't wanna navigate the menus in japanese...   
   
This blessing has left me in despair!   
&lt;-   
YOU CALL THAT FORCED OBEDIANCE? THIS IS HOW YOU TAME THEM!   
   
Well its cheap and strong so what do i care?   
Things are about to get sticky then. &gt;=3   
   
Black guy is scout!   
youtu.be/VS-qwc1ulQs
(NOOOO NOT THE YOUNG HEAD PRIEST!)

But i don't wanna navigate the menus in japanese...

This blessing has left me in despair!
<-
YOU CALL THAT FORCED OBEDIANCE? THIS IS HOW YOU TAME THEM!

Well its cheap and strong so what do i care?
Things are about to get sticky then. >=3

Black guy is scout!
youtu.be/VS-qwc1ulQs
#3711 to #3709 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
(Eh? But, hey. I found a Rare Zweihander!)   
   
Because you lack motivation!   
&lt;-   
Wtf am I reading.   
   
Elegance is all that matters.   
Things will heat up?   
   
What the 						****					, you have a 						*******					 problem?   
youtu.be/_EbnC0O3_oU
(Eh? But, hey. I found a Rare Zweihander!)

Because you lack motivation!
<-
Wtf am I reading.

Elegance is all that matters.
Things will heat up?

What the **** , you have a ******* problem?
youtu.be/_EbnC0O3_oU
#3713 to #3711 - Meef (09/25/2012) [-]
(Thats nothing campared to my Legendary Claimh Solais)

I lack a dictionary.
<-
WTF are spiderman and Leonidas doing?

But that can only takes you so far.
Only in my pants... but i think the chocolate might get on my trousers too...

Too many to list, what about you? =3
youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8?t=2m14s
#3715 to #3713 - valax (09/25/2012) [-]
(Wanna swap?)

You lack grotesque tactics.
<-
Can you blame them?

It can take you all the way if you go 10/10.
It'll make a mess out of you?

I'll pound the living **** out of you, ************ .
youtu.be/2lz5jJVpwgE?t=18s
#3679 to #3678 - valax (09/03/2012) [-]
I'd perform v****al pe******on on her~.
(Sentances are the best.)

youtu.be/Gu8HsKumD7k

Yukari wants to be serviced first, tho'.

Eh? o3o
(Eating chicken and sandwiches, errdaym.)
<-

Whaaaat, naw. Jeez.
We should play BB:EX someday maybe.
#3680 to #3679 - Meef (09/08/2012) [-]
I'd have her work my "control rod"?
(Well they're a dam sight better than random words in places i'd say)

youtu.be/J3SRzNSApbE

I'll have to get my non-discrimating friend on that case.

Basically EVA becomes a good guy at some point after 10 years.
<-

Are you suuuuuure?
I probably should start playing it again soon then... but Metroid prime 2 and Tales of Graces f is getting in the way! orz
#3681 to #3680 - valax (09/09/2012) [-]
Have her rustle your jimmies?
(*Shrug* What's a banana police car when a peanut sulks on the left lane.)

youtu.be/jgfA1eskSn0?t=14s

Discrimating..?

Does he join the party?
<-

Yes.
Metroid Prime 2, eh, I have that. We could co-op the story-mode.
#3682 to #3681 - Meef (09/09/2012) [-]

(Very happy funky cheese.)

youtu.be/FsgHtG_6QrQ?t=49s

...I know i can't spell.

Its a she. And she dies savng the main character.
<-

I guess i have to take you word for it then.
If only that were possible... the Ing Emperor is kinda annoying...
#3683 to #3682 - valax (09/09/2012) [-]

(All your base.)

youtu.be/6GtvsWthpgM

Whores!

GG, wp.
<-

Yes.
Imo, the controls weren't all that pro tier.
#3684 to #3683 - Meef (09/14/2012) [-]

(Are vacant today, please leave message and will get back to you later.)

youtu.be/tDVaCoz0jKg

I can spell that.

Yup?
<-

But i still hold my cynicism though.
The controls are ok but the room the ing emperor is just about big enough to fit him, so it doesn't give the needed time to look up to shot him in his first form... the eye is easy to hit since you just circle him and fire like a nut job.
#3685 to #3684 - valax (09/16/2012) [-]
(C'mon, now. Hand them over.)

youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0?t=17s

How about bitches?

Does she respawn?
<-

Are you a cider?
G- Gee Willikers, p- p- picking up all these peanuts sure is hard work, eh.
#3686 to #3685 - Meef (09/19/2012) [-]
(How about no.)

youtu.be/mkvQc6leHqI

And Whores?

Nope. And now shes floating somewhere in the river seven.
<-

Sadly not, but i do have wine in my veins.
You should have picked up a penguin.
#3687 to #3686 - valax (09/19/2012) [-]
(Your boat is a failboat. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailboat )

Did you link dat cuz that guy plaid two-face in one of de movias?
youtu.be/OfGD5zU4mk4?t=8s

If you truly desire whores. I heard they have good one in Babylon.

Rotting and clotting?
<-
Look at dat wink.

Dude, after taste of red wine sucks.
I take a penguin => and eat it! *Kira thing*.
#3688 to #3687 - Meef (09/21/2012) [-]
(Silly boy, you misse the "s" key!)

Dende played two face?! make-up certainly stepped up to a challenge and far out did themselves!
youtu.be/vzx_FDLw7FU



Most likely, still she birthed the most influential people of that generation.
<-
Look at that xenomorph.

I dunno, anything with alcohol in it an is non-lethal then i'm fine with it~
Well its a chocolate bar so go ahead~
User avatar #3689 to #3688 - Meef (09/21/2012) [-]
*I think the ones in Thailand are better, i like to take a gamble >=3

And download RE6...Please?
#3691 to #3689 - valax (09/21/2012) [-]
Are you implying you'd consider banging a transvestite?    
   
RE6? Why?
Are you implying you'd consider banging a transvestite?

RE6? Why?
#3754 to #3691 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
<- Does this fall in the same catagory?
#3757 to #3754 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
Breaking social norms is fun. Makes everything enigmatic.
#3761 to #3757 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
Doing things an unusual way can be fun.
#3765 to #3761 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Hide your prowess level, darn it.

I wanna play BB, c'mon, just once is fine~, so let's do it~ heeey~, I wanna do iit~..!
#3769 to #3765 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
But i'm just naturally skilled its difficult &gt;.&lt; =3   
   
Fine, fine... i got nothing better to do than be beat by repeatedly... still maybe you should download the playstation battle beta so you can see how crap i am at that =3
But i'm just naturally skilled its difficult >.< =3

Fine, fine... i got nothing better to do than be beat by repeatedly... still maybe you should download the playstation battle beta so you can see how crap i am at that =3
#3776 to #3769 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
<- They're a little too close to each other.

Pah, this message was hiding.
#3753 to #3691 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
*sigh* why did i ever pick to be a medic.
<-

*Hurrah!* I'll be the wolf then.

Oh well the offer is off the table anyway~
*Block and counter* "I'm supposed to the only the pretty boy here, BITCH!"
youtu.be/HK-4JEETt88
#3758 to #3753 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
It's a medic's world.
<-

*Wave* Surfer's a good job, mate.

You're over the hills.
*Roll recover* "I'm suppose to be the only bitch here, boy~."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ
#3780 to #3758 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Forehead genitalia eh?
<-

*wave* Nothing, i can't see anything better than what i already got.

...Its like an anthro badger that builds stuff out of rubbish.
I'm wearing a backshield, and i can use battle alertness to pecieve invisible enemies within 6M of myself. Plus i could just swing wildly till you run out of energy for stealth.
youtu.be/bkP_sJty7EY<- Anti-black shadow.
#3782 to #3780 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Dickheads, eh?
<-

*Hurrah!* Is my one and only Mideastern God.

Hooo, dunno about those. Sound kinda bum.
Only way I can die is if I get damaged enough, fu fu fu.
youtu.be/OjTWR4Jvxk4 <- Anti-stairs.
#3762 to #3758 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
Well they keep the Warriors going.
<-

*Look skyward* So is being a pilot.

Thats because i'm wombling free.
*pulls out a Claymore sword* "Time to settle it then."
youtu.be/-GNnftq744I
#3766 to #3762 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Would you gut the cake? Just so we're clear about certain things.
<-

*Proper Bow* Want high quality weapons?

I want that too.
*Pulls out a dagger* "Please, sir. Be reasonable, I implore you to reconsider."
youtu.be/59IM-TIcBT0?t=9s
#3771 to #3766 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
Can't the cake is spining.   
&lt;-   
   
*Shrug* I dunno my weapons seem good enough.   
   
Then join the wombles of Wimbledon.   
*laugh*What makes you think that your dagger is gonna intimidate me here? I beat you in damage, range and i have a type advantage that boosts damage by 1.5 times plus you have a 0% dodge chance.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXasKlCEZp4
Can't the cake is spining.
<-

*Shrug* I dunno my weapons seem good enough.

Then join the wombles of Wimbledon.
*laugh*What makes you think that your dagger is gonna intimidate me here? I beat you in damage, range and i have a type advantage that boosts damage by 1.5 times plus you have a 0% dodge chance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXasKlCEZp4
#3773 to #3771 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Half-ghosts, eh?
<-

*Well! What is it?* What are ya buyin'?

What's a womble?
Bitch, please. I can turn invisible with my passive skill, I also deal twice as much dmg on backstabs. I can teleport behind you, and I can smokescreen the **** out of you.
youtu.be/DR95s9MvPPE <- Anti-Fun.
#3733 to #3691 - Meef (10/27/2012) [-]
Can't i just act as support?
<-

*Point forward* Can i just kick you over that cliff then?

Not a valid currency in this community sadly.
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my cake, so have some with me, maybe?"
youtu.be/k9wt5TrI7II?t=14s Well that helps.
Of course i'm not callin' you stupid, Cirno.
#3736 to #3733 - valax (10/27/2012) [-]
You better support me well.
<-

*Prostration* Examine me.

Pah, what's the fun in that!
"Nghhh! Hayghh~! Uwah! Hngghhh!!, Doryaaah!?"
youtu.be/3YmMNpbFjp0 Will it be easy?
"I- I like it when you call me stupid..! *blushing, sobbing face*"
#3740 to #3736 - Meef (10/29/2012) [-]
You know i will. I'll even support your late night reading habit.
<-

*Proper bow* I shall respectfully decline your offer.

Hey if i had my way it would be as would the female version but it isn't so.
"What is it Link? Ruto is trapped in a well?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAxzpTX8aHw Take it easy.
"Then you'll love if when i sing it to you at 3AM from your window."
#3743 to #3740 - valax (10/30/2012) [-]
You better not end up killstealing me.
<-

*Beckon* Want bacon?

*Shrug*
(Hey, you actually got the Link part.) "*Cough* Sorry, I had some chicken stuck in my throat."
youtu.be/MrVMFkop640?t=26s
"A sore!! A joisho!!"?
#3746 to #3743 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
Dunno how you propose i'd do that, i only got 1 weak ass attack spell that don't work on them.
<-

*Joy* Of course! But at what cost?

In short pay cash or your not gonna be getting any services.
*Kicks in the nuts* "HOW ARE YOU TALKING AGAIN?!"
youtu.be/QsiaywnlP7I?t=2m25s
Kintama? =3
#3750 to #3746 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
<- Look at this.
#3749 to #3746 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
Great, it's settled then!
<-

*Bow* We shall hunt the pigs first.

What servitude?
"You can't do that! You don't know me like that! *kicks your kidney*"
youtu.be/Kc-XRvLf9xc
#3720 to #3691 - Meef (09/28/2012) [-]
That isn't a destination.   
&lt;-   
   
*Praise the sun!* Heh heh   
   
Depends on how much your willing to pay.   
   
Feels hard bro.   
youtu.be/KR_4Xubds7w   
Well its not like i'd get thirsty drinking from her dipper =3
That isn't a destination.
<-

*Praise the sun!* Heh heh

Depends on how much your willing to pay.

Feels hard bro.
youtu.be/KR_4Xubds7w
Well its not like i'd get thirsty drinking from her dipper =3
#3722 to #3720 - valax (09/29/2012) [-]
The jungle?
<-

*Throws a stone* I'm sorry.

10 bucks.

"It's so awkward having to share the bed with <close relative>."
youtu.be/eBw6MwtNqPA?t=5s <- Epic.
She'd also perform erotic asphyxiation on you while you'd be drinking.
#3724 to #3722 - Meef (10/05/2012) [-]
Is it mighty?
<-

*Point down* Get down there then.

Silly boy, thats not a valid currency here.

"It's so awkward having to share the bed with my female cousin."
youtu.be/GrtFkHqf-IE <-Epic action pack and full of suspense.
Could it be the auto version? i don't wanna input more effort than i need to.
#3726 to #3724 - valax (10/05/2012) [-]
Nah, casual tier. 24 - 29 LV zone.
<-

*Points up* Look, it's a sky.

2 Litres of b100d?

"Shh, we're not that closely related. *caress*" ?
youtu.be/uvWlZvCS-0o <- I like my gurls how I like my wooden tops, spinning.
Automobile version.
#3728 to #3726 - Meef (10/13/2012) [-]
But i'm only level 15...
<-

*Shrug* Is it?

Silly boy, thats a drink not a payment method!

Thats how all cousin porn start.
youtu.be/Hsvo7eq0u4w?t=46s <- I like my girls how i like my animals.
Are you sure its not the playmobil version? cause that one is a bit diffrent.
#3730 to #3728 - valax (10/14/2012) [-]
I'll tank your score.
<-

*Bow* Don't backstab me.

Pocky? Shared between two men, of course.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my ****, so have *** with me, maybe?"
youtu.be/0Ivxw97b4TU In heat?
You trying to call me stupid!?!? Cuz, I ain't not never been nothing!
#3706 to #3691 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
Dunno, probably.
<-Me and the kid.

Stop coming up with excuses and do it, after what do you have to lose besides a few minutes?

And thus only the artist will ever know,

youtu.be/frMPayj2KgU?t=35s
#3708 to #3706 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
Does that excite you? <In Chris Hansen voice>
<- Meanwhile, elsewhere.

... But you can't even level up in the game...

Or the guy who watched him draw it and asked about the sex.

I'll take it.
youtu.be/7nxxeizQuXY
#3710 to #3708 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
You know what, i'll go on holiday to a diffrent place and no it doesn't /sweat.
<-

Well i can't be bothered to get the online program for grief seed to work and my connection has a bad habit of crapping out online on my laptop when i play games as you already know...

Well i doubt my japanese or google translate are good enough for that.

They told me to chill my nipples so i did.
youtu.be/w4joPd1-Ku0
#3712 to #3710 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
Aight.
<-

*Shrug* Ho ho ho.

You suck.

Do you ever wake up in the morning consumed by The Abyss?
youtu.be/SeCVVWc_6IM?t=56s
#3714 to #3712 - Meef (09/25/2012) [-]
But the question is where should i go then...   
&lt;-   
   
*Head shake* He he he   
   
For the right price, yup.   
   
Nope just morning wood. =3   
youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8?t=3m20s
But the question is where should i go then...
<-

*Head shake* He he he

For the right price, yup.

Nope just morning wood. =3
youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8?t=3m20s
#3717 to #3714 - valax (09/25/2012) [-]
Jungle fever?
<-

*Well! What is it!* Ha ha ha.

Do you swallow or spit?

I know that feels.
youtu.be/qo4O4g0GfTE
Minamitsu wants you to drink water from her little cup thing.
#3692 to #3691 - Meef (09/22/2012) [-]
Well if that came on the roullete i'd give it a try.

Because at least if you blow me up then i know you messing around and i can then moan at you =3 (last time i played it online the other person kept putting remote bombs on me then detonating it when the zombies got close to me, downing me repeatedly.)
#3694 to #3692 - valax (09/23/2012) [-]
<- "Y- Yea, I'm a gurl. Believe me, man."

RE6 doesn't seem all that fun to me, is it fun?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNADbGeY2vQ
#3697 to #3694 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
...You could have least used a trap.

Its not too bad if you ask me, but did you try the demo?

<- is it male or female? I honestly don't know...

youtu.be/4M94Hg4LWJE
User avatar #3517 to #4230 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Btw, that's Relius in the gif.
#3518 to #4231 - Meef (05/17/2012) [-]
Then would that make this the typical relius player?
Then would that make this the typical relius player?
#3656 to #3518 - valax (08/12/2012) [-]
Wouldn't that rustle Maria's jimmies and make her, er, him, get revenge?
(Fine, you need to become a public masturbator, haha.)

Tasukete..? &#40;´・ω ・`)/

But I wannaa...!

Doubt you'd see anything, censoring and all.
Like, everyone, it makes me craa~zyy~~!!
<-
#3657 to #3656 - Meef (08/14/2012) [-]
Thats why i'm gonna bring Yuuka, only the USC can surpass him =3
(Been there, done that. Its not quite as exciting as you'd think.)

Kaguya or Eirin is your only chance of aid, but do you have the means to get them into action?

Begs the question of what you plan to do with that second Cirno =3

Undoubtedly someone would have uncensored it, will at some point.
<-
All these Yuyucows eating my food, it makes me annn~~gryy!!!
#3658 to #3657 - valax (08/15/2012) [-]
Wait, how can you get Yuuka out of Gensokyo?
(You would know.)

I'll give Eirin a gift basket if she helps me.

Take over the world, duh.

Prove it.
<- I dunno what this is.
#3628 to #3518 - valax (07/19/2012) [-]
You sure? His vile play of lustful lewdness could get pretty graphical.

<-

Would you like for Hazama to hug you tight and tell you "You did good... <Insert laugh>"?
#3629 to #3628 - Meef (07/23/2012) [-]
Then i'll hire help. Help that isn't swayed by money.

<-

Yep~ Would you like Puru two to do the same to you?
#3631 to #3629 - valax (07/24/2012) [-]
Ah... sounds gay... just sayin'...

<-

No, I want Hazama, he smells good..!!
#3633 to #3631 - Meef (07/24/2012) [-]
They most likely will be.   
   
&lt;-   
   
He just smells of lies to me. And coffee.
They most likely will be.

<-

He just smells of lies to me. And coffee.
#3635 to #3633 - valax (07/26/2012) [-]
Pick handsome ones.

<-
Suwako is Mike Tyson.

He smells of eggs. *shrug*
#3637 to #3635 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
But of course i will~ no point in having trolls following me around... then againi wouldn't want them show me up too much =3

<-
Kinda self explanitory.

Well he is a snake so probably he does eat them...
#3639 to #3637 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
Eh? :L

<-
Alice is a... uh... froglike thing..?

In his character bio, it says he likes silver and boiled eggs..
Do you think he can hiss properly?
#3641 to #3639 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
If i'm gonna get nice looking bodyguards but not ones that will out shine me too much~

<-
Would you like to become a martial arts girl?

What about man eggs? =3
Well i don't see why not, but can he have a hissy fit? =3
#3643 to #3641 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
But, Tenshi-kun..! (I'll just call you Tenshi, since meef sounds perverse.)

Oh boy, would I!

<-
"Rabbits are whores..!!"

M- Man eggs..?
Can he shoot venom out of his toofs..? (´・ω ・`)
#3645 to #3643 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
Yes Valax-chan? (after looking up what a meef was i regret using it but luckily its not a widely know word =3)

Who wouldn't~

<-
"Templers are whores!"

You know full well what i mean.
I don't see why not.
#3646 to #3645 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
You're gonna be banging some cute girl by yourself, so the guys can still be really hot.. :c
(If you've got name problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but a name ain't one. (not true. :c))

Ryan Stiles? :d

<-
Reimu wants another woman to make her a woman..!

M- Male genitalia..?
Yatta~! &#40;・ω・&#41;
#3649 to #3646 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
But i don't want them to be busy with the crowds ofgirls around them instead of guarding me... (well don't go looking it up then =3)

Probably?

<-
Why not include the strongest then?

Yep.
Still i should imagine it'd be akward while eating if you kept shooting venom into it...
#3650 to #3649 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
They were suppose to be keeping company to Marisa-kun.. :c
(Look up meef? You've told the story already.)

Yuppers.

Cirno's a bro.

H- Hazama performing f- fellatio on g- guys..?
<- "S- Senpai..! I can't control my body..!!"
#3627 to #3518 - valax (07/19/2012) [-]
What's a promographic spork?

Would you like a ketsu anchor?
#3575 to #4232 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
You sure? It seems to be growing out of her head, with the skin doing that thing and all..

But watching girls all the time gets so boring, eating the same flavor of ice cream starts to piss you off after a while.
<-
#3580 to #4289 - Meef (06/04/2012) [-]
Its just very well placed.

You make it sound like i find 2 girls 1 cup erotic.
#3582 to #4294 - valax (06/04/2012) [-]
I wanna poke it, in a non-homosexual way.

What ever rustles your cup, y'know?
#3583 to #4296 - Meef (06/06/2012) [-]
I've sat on it. And its strangely comfortable~

Hate to inform you of this but i don't find it very erotic.
#3586 to #4297 - valax (06/06/2012) [-]
Cool story, bretheren.

Find what very erotic?
#3556 to #4232 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Remember my Tager play? Haha... hahahah... HAHAHAHA!!!
Tager is stupid and broken. He's a nice person, but two throws is enough to kill people.
#3577 to #4270 - Meef (06/04/2012) [-]
Makes me question why Tage got a buff in CS >.<
#3578 to #4291 - valax (06/04/2012) [-]
<- You and Tager?
#3581 to #4293 - valax (06/04/2012) [-]
<- Tager grab.
#3584 to #4295 - Meef (06/06/2012) [-]
Grab break away.
#3587 to #4298 - valax (06/06/2012) [-]
I plaid BB with one guy today.   
I plaid three matches with Tager, won each one. Heheheheh~   
Though, it was a close call.
I plaid BB with one guy today.
I plaid three matches with Tager, won each one. Heheheheh~
Though, it was a close call.
#3590 to #4301 - Meef (06/09/2012) [-]
That reminds me, i haven't touched my PS3 in a while...
#3596 to #4304 - valax (06/10/2012) [-]
We shud prai BB sumtiem. Perhaps you could help me train my... Tager..? *trollface*
#3601 to #4310 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
Only if you make a contract with me. *trollface*
Only if you make a contract with me. *trollface*
#3605 to #4315 - valax (06/19/2012) [-]
Will you insist upon touching my hand..?
#3608 to #4319 - Meef (07/02/2012) [-]
Don't need to and have no intention to, unless that is your wish.
Don't need to and have no intention to, unless that is your wish.
#3611 to #4322 - valax (07/03/2012) [-]
Fetch me Demons' Souls!
#3614 to #4325 - Meef (07/13/2012) [-]
Just make your wish so i can condem you to suffering so you become a witch grant it and move onto your best friend to give her the offer of a lifetime~
Just make your wish so i can condem you to suffering so you become a witch grant it and move onto your best friend to give her the offer of a lifetime~
#3617 to #3614 - valax (07/14/2012) [-]
I wish I had a bucket.
#3620 to #3617 - Meef (07/15/2012) [-]
(Evil ritual is now in progress, please wait warmly~)
(Evil ritual is now in progress, please wait warmly~)
#3625 to #3623 - Meef (07/19/2012) [-]
...Could you stop looking at pornographic pork while i'm doing this? its distracting!
...Could you stop looking at pornographic pork while i'm doing this? its distracting!
#3555 to #4232 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Look at those lashes.
<-
#3557 to #4269 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Sorry i can't, Komachi is distracting me...
Stupid sexy shinigami...
#3558 to #4271 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
You just like her 'cause she looks just like a pretty girl.
#3559 to #4272 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Well i'm sorry that i'm Lesbian...
Well i'm sorry that i'm Lesbian...
#3560 to #4273 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
You know.. I'm quite fond of the pretty girls too, if you know what I mean.
#3561 to #4274 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
I don't go into what is &quot;pretty&quot; since thats within the perviews of society.
I don't go into what is "pretty" since thats within the perviews of society.
#3562 to #4275 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
That also depends on the society, doesn't it? But I don't like most societies, I like Komachi, Yuuka, Marisa, Reima, Yuugi, etc etc.
#3564 to #4276 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
My top have gotta be Yuuka, Tenshi, Alice, Sakuya, Komachi and Youmu...
#3565 to #4278 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
I don't like Alice all that much.
Sakuya was one of the one I liked most at first, but then it kinda faded away after she became a mostly support character.
#3566 to #4279 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Yuugi is kinda hit and miss with me depending on the portrayal...   
It seems kinda bad that Sanae is replacing Sakuya if you ask me, but that might just be because i'm no big fan of Sanae...
Yuugi is kinda hit and miss with me depending on the portrayal...
It seems kinda bad that Sanae is replacing Sakuya if you ask me, but that might just be because i'm no big fan of Sanae...
#3520 to #4232 - valax (05/17/2012) [-]
Well, at least that's what I do.   
   
&lt;-   
How does this make you feel?
Well, at least that's what I do.

<-
How does this make you feel?
#3522 to #4234 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
That is because you are a homosexual.   
   
&lt;- WTH sign: Pie Spark!   
My reaction.
That is because you are a homosexual.

<- WTH sign: Pie Spark!
My reaction.
#3524 to #4236 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
*Shrug* Who knows, I personally wouldn't count myself as a homo.

<- How does her broom support her weight and the momentum!?
My reaction.
#3526 to #4238 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Well i got a way to test that =3   
   
Magic   
What about it isn't cute?
Well i got a way to test that =3

Magic
What about it isn't cute?
#3528 to #4240 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
And that way would be?

Magic doesn't even make sense!
The lack of laws of physics..? :c
#3530 to #4242 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
I've downloaded a dirty flash game and should we see where your eyes are drawn~   
   
If it made sense then it wouldn't be magic~!   
In Gensokyo logic does not apply.
I've downloaded a dirty flash game and should we see where your eyes are drawn~

If it made sense then it wouldn't be magic~!
In Gensokyo logic does not apply.
#3532 to #4244 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Upload it to www.mediafire.com and links me it, ja?

Unless it's scientific magic, then it makes sense.
<- Prime Evil.
#3534 to #4246 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
... i got it off mediafire.  [url deleted]    
   
Magiscience is evil.   
&lt;- Evil dance.
... i got it off mediafire. [url deleted]

Magiscience is evil.
<- Evil dance.
#3535 to #4248 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh?

I beg to differ.
Who's to say what's "good" and what's "evil". There's a thin line between the two, anyway.
#3537 to #4249 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Sadly i can't do links for what ever reason.   
   
Name one protaganist that uses it.   
Well it strips all everyone but the dancers of MP and the tecnique is called Evil dance so there.
Sadly i can't do links for what ever reason.

Name one protaganist that uses it.
Well it strips all everyone but the dancers of MP and the tecnique is called Evil dance so there.
#3538 to #4251 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Just slap some spaces around the link.

Fullmetal Alchemist, lol?
Oh, kinda like those one guys from that one game.
<- Them.
#3539 to #4252 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Well you know the site, the code for it is ?39iykgr831prvej come to think of it, you are the protagonist =3   
   
Thats alchemy silly.   
...I'm scared to ask.   
&lt;-
Well you know the site, the code for it is ?39iykgr831prvej come to think of it, you are the protagonist =3

Thats alchemy silly.
...I'm scared to ask.
<-
#3544 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Though, I guess your brains have reached a level of necrosis in which they're incapable of comprehending the simplest things.
#3546 to #4258 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]


You are the one that misunderstands you wretched slug.
#3548 to #4260 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]

Your mom's a slug... A shotgun slug...
#3552 to #4264 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
<- "She's at it again, huh.."
User avatar #3543 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Seriously, check it out, yo.
User avatar #3542 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Like, literally, lol.
User avatar #3541 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Actually, it's essentially it by few definitions.
#3540 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Alchemy is basically trying to mix science and magic.. >.>
Oh yes, they sure love mana depriving you.
<-
#3545 to #4254 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]


Alchemy is in actuallity science that at the time was explained with mythological and spritual means or could be seen as using science to perform magic and alter the properties of something, however magiscience is and actual mix of magic and science such as a gun that shoots compressed mana instead of bullets.
What does it matter to me? i'm an assassin so i don't use mp.

<-
#3547 to #4259 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
England's education system has failed once more.
#3549 to #4261 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
...I feel your the one that has failed. Clearly you the has the failing education system. Alchemy in its base form is just chemstry.
#3551 to #4263 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Nngghh~..!
<-
#3553 to #4265 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
<-
#3425 - retardedtriforce (04/17/2012) [-]
you like touhou too?

Hug me.


#3431 to #4139 - Meef (04/20/2012) [-]
Yup~

Will there be any bears involved?
#3176 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Wanna play a spotting game?
Can you spot the weabo?
#3492 to #3890 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
I already am =3

An actual missle, not a berry that can cause temperal paralysis.
<-

I like Kuroko~
#3494 to #4206 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
"Hey, kid. Wanna see a meat popsicle?"
<-

What's missle? What is America? :3

She's too possessive, tho'.
#3447 to #3890 - Meef (04/24/2012) [-]
Well they're for keeping curtains up~

Its not letting me

Naw, i never have evil plans. just daft ones.

<-
It'll ask if your mad.
#3449 to #4161 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
Yes, and your hopes up too.

Have you tried remapping from ingame and your comp?

Buffoon! :U

So mad I could
<-
With that bird brain.
#3504 to #4163 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
Things go well or not too bad then: &quot;Good game good game~&quot; Things go really bad: They all get pictures of my &quot;brucie bonus&quot;   
   
Takes all kinds... of dictionarys.   
   
Bit plump for my taste i'd say...
Things go well or not too bad then: "Good game good game~" Things go really bad: They all get pictures of my "brucie bonus"

Takes all kinds... of dictionarys.

Bit plump for my taste i'd say...
#3505 to #4218 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Brucie bounus? :d

Webster's?

I love it, makes her all cute and plumpy, hehe.
<- Skinny enough for you?
#3508 to #4219 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
In other words- my penis.

Oxford as well.

So you like them with some meat eh?
Wrong gender.
#3509 to #4222 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have quested.

Lobster's too? :>

She made my kokoro go doki-doki, yes. She's so cute..!!!
With enough love such a minor thing like gender won't be an obsti-... something!
#3512 to #4223 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
I thought it was a simple quest for such a good reward... after all how hard it it just to kill 5 slimes?

Yep and german =3

You like them well fed and well bred?
Good luck onii-chan~!

<-"Come at me son."
#3513 to #4226 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
But the slimes want your **** inside their ****s, when you melee hit them they use their ****s to touch your **** until you **** all your **** over their ****s.

Jermans!? :U

Megalomania~
"Wow, you go, big guy! :3"

<- "Come to pappa, pappa has something to show you."
#3443 to #3890 - valax (04/20/2012) [-]
Wanna play BB later on?

How do you stun people with fire?
Wouldn't electricity work better?

And: We have already have RoboKy.. :U
User avatar #3397 to #3890 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Oh and after fighting the patcher for a day and a half i got GC to work...
#3399 to #4111 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Oh, awesome. What's your ingame name?
I'll add you tomorrow. If you're around, we could play a few games.
#3401 to #4113 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Take a guess =3
Well if you give me some forewaring then i'd be happy to~
#3403 to #4115 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Meef / Meefbeef / TenkoHinai / TenshiNyan / GermanCawkSawker ?
You're probably 2 / 3 hours behind me, or something. So I'll probably be available 'round 6 PM your time?
#3406 to #4117 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
HinanaiTenko X3 just so i know, whats yours?
Well thanks to daylightsavings we're at +1 gmt... so probably?
Think i might go play it in a bit...
#3407 to #4120 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Vallandr.
I dunno.
Shiit.. Maybe I should go play too... But I ain't prepared 4 2moro.
#3396 to #3890 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Thats something i can't blame them for, my booze is to die for~ Litrally.
Thats something i can't blame them for, my booze is to die for~ Litrally.
#3348 to #3890 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Well its not like they didn't do that kind of stuff... but still ew.
#3350 to #4062 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Some of the generals slept with each other to make the deals final, heh.
#3270 to #3890 - Meef (04/08/2012) [-]
Even if i were to kiss you in order to try get revenge?
#3245 to #3890 - Meef (03/31/2012) [-]
Could be a good trap for all i know though ~
#3248 to #3959 - valax (03/31/2012) [-]
Don't worry, he has two X chromosomes in dat pic.
#3335 to #3962 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Why is it nobody uses white mail these days?
#3338 to #4049 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
White mail is so casual-tier.
#3344 to #4052 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I think its more in the name of political correctness.
#3346 to #4058 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Dunno where the word blacko maillo came from.
#3352 to #4060 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Michael Jackson =3
#3360 to #4070 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I actually have no idea where i was going with that...
#3362 to #4074 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
That's nice.

What album is Smooth Criminal from?
#3368 to #4076 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm sure there was a joke in there...somewhere.

Wasn't it from "bad"?
#3370 to #4082 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Jokes are for clowns.

It is.
#3377 to #4084 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I am clown.

...Why do i know that, i don't even listen to MJ >.<
#3382 to #4091 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
I've always had the hots for clowns.

I do, occasionally.. :L
#3252 to #3962 - Meef (03/31/2012) [-]
Lets just say i believe you...
Lets just say i believe you...
#3255 to #3966 - valax (03/31/2012) [-]
I like how his XY version is really emotionally unstable.
#3261 to #3969 - Meef (03/31/2012) [-]
Huh so that was the female hero?
#3265 to #3975 - valax (03/31/2012) [-]
If you see the antagonist as the "hero", then: sure.
#3273 to #3979 - Meef (04/08/2012) [-]
...I've only done persona 1-2 to the end, and i'm halfway though 3 and never played 4 so how am i suppost to know?
#3277 to #3987 - valax (04/09/2012) [-]
Don't worry. I ain't holding ya up for nuffing.
#3281 to #3991 - Meef (04/10/2012) [-]
Good cause i hardly remember anything from 1 or 2... orz
#3285 to #3995 - valax (04/10/2012) [-]
*Pat pat* There there.
#3289 to #3999 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
I don't need your dam sympathy! *sob*
#3294 to #4003 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
Want something else from me~?
#3302 to #4008 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
A large wad of money! &gt;=3
A large wad of money! >=3
#3305 to #4016 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you take monopoly money?
#3311 to #4019 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
I'll take half it in monoploly money, since i've lost a lot of it in rage...
#3316 to #4025 - valax (04/12/2012) [-]
That works out great, then, heh.
#3320 to #4030 - Meef (04/12/2012) [-]
But the question is how much you'd have to spend in games to make enough =3
#3324 to #4034 - valax (04/13/2012) [-]
Don't buy, trade.
#3328 to #4038 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Who would trade without the money in it... without doing something illegal.
#3332 to #4042 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Blackmail them, duh.
#3178 to #3890 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Is it the light bulb?
Is it the light bulb?
User avatar #3181 to #3892 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
What if a sumo guy had only muscle and not as much fat?
User avatar #3183 to #3895 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Then he'd be doing wrestling.
User avatar #3186 to #3897 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
But sumo and wrestling are really different.. o3o
User avatar #3189 to #3900 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Either way you got sweating men man-handling each other.
#3192 to #3903 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
I guess. Wrestling, yaranaika?
#3195 to #3906 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Only in your fantasies Abe.
#3198 to #3909 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Oh, wait, you have long hair and a beard.. You're right. I'll just go find someone more fit..
#3201 to #3912 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
...*shudder* I better run, and fast...
...*shudder* I better run, and fast...
#3204 to #3915 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Where is Chen, I must have to speak with her.
#3207 to #3918 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Probably at home with Ran... did you need directions there?
#3210 to #3921 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
What would Ran do if I kidnapped Chen? I mean, just hypothetically.

"Tojiko, have you seen Michael around here?"
"Oh, there?"
"No, wait.. That way, perhaps?"
"Goddamn it! This is serious!"
#3214 to #3924 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Hurt you with black magic probably.

Its actully Miko she's looking for.
#3215 to #3928 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Like, in an "Ah~" way? :d

Wait, there's a Miko? Miko's a guy's name in that language, I got confused, soz.
#3221 to #3929 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
More in an "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH THIS HURTS SO MUCH!!!!" way

To make it worse, Miko is a female that is refered to as "the crown prince" by Tojiko and Futo
#3222 to #3935 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
"You can take my body, but you'll never capture my heart *takes shirt off*~!"
<-

Imagine a guy Miko and a female Miko getting married.
#3228 to #3936 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
*Snatches the shirt and jumps on Marisa's brrom* I might be able to make a bit of money off this~
<-

Would that be selfcest?
#3187 to #3899 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
That's pretty hot.
That's pretty hot.
#3190 to #3901 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
...Eww...
#3196 to #3907 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
&lt;- ...
<- ...
#3131 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
How tall are you?
#3347 to #3845 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I get confused easily, but we were?
Dunno what i did to deserve it...
*shudder* I'll do cut myself now or something...
<-
#3349 to #4061 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
I think so, yes. I like her hair, and her.. y'know~ :P
You ****** with the wrong uncle dolan?
Pics or didn't happen~
Ah, I read that doujin, what was it about again..
#3354 to #4063 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Charms? =3
Dunno... don't remember doing anything to offend him...
I had Keine make it not happen.
Remilia cause the scarlet mist incident with red paint and a humidifier, Marisa and Reimu strike in troll mode.
#3357 to #4068 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
... Chest.. :>
He's pretty emotionally unstable, tho'. They say if you say his name trice in a post from him, he'll appear and ban you.
Aw, shame.
*Shrug*
#3363 to #4071 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
UFO.
I would test that but its not wise.
Well i look human so i can get favours from her =3
Well thats my summary of it.
#3365 to #4077 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't you mean UJO?
Mhm.
I want favors too, gimme.
Didn't help me remember it.. :c

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#3371 to #4079 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
KFO.
...Aren't you suppost to trick me into it?
But your not human, not that i know what you are =3
I got the scans for it...
#3372 to #4085 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
KFC.
Naw, I'd hate to see you banned.
I am the boss. :c
Me too.

<- Alice?
#3376 to #4086 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
FCK.
Me too...
Which stage? =3
So you do remember it?

<- Denied.
#3380 to #4090 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
LOL.
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The one and only. It's a short game.
No, I just remember Marisa coming to visit and the chubby one faking failure.

Aww.
#3235 to #3845 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Well thats a releif, but also slightly disheartening...
...And?
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I would not do Shizu(its his real name...).
#3172 to #3845 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Kyouka and Chen don't have long hair =3
I think it would look creepy...
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#3173 to #3886 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, but all RL people..
What if she was all kawaii about it? :d
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He's so cute..!!!
#3177 to #3887 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
I dunno, i've seen lots of chavs and they all have short hair...   
Still would be creepy...   
&lt;-   
Reverse-trap activated =3
I dunno, i've seen lots of chavs and they all have short hair...
Still would be creepy...
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Reverse-trap activated =3
#3179 to #3891 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Guess I attract scruffy guys with long hairs. XD   
What if she was all &quot;Meef, don't worry about it, it's just too annoying to watch every day, now I can bathe every few weeks.&quot;   
&lt;-   
Knife battle, activate!
Guess I attract scruffy guys with long hairs. XD
What if she was all "Meef, don't worry about it, it's just too annoying to watch every day, now I can bathe every few weeks."
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Knife battle, activate!
#3182 to #3893 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
I got a beard too =3   
I've asked her =3   
&lt;-   
Train counter =3
I got a beard too =3
I've asked her =3
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Train counter =3
#3184 to #3896 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
It better be a nice one. >:C
I wanna feel her head o3o
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Psst, that dude is a guy.
#3188 to #3898 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
I had to shave it short a few days ago so the hairs are about an inch long...
Should i pop down the shops for some wax? -3-
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Eye know.
#3191 to #3902 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
That's what she said.
Waxing her head? Won't that, like, not grow back?
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I mean Yukari-kun.. :U
#3194 to #3905 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
She was too busy screaming in pleasure to have the breath to say that.
Naw, just make it shiny.
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Eye know... eye'm not an idiot!!
#3197 to #3908 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
*Shrug*
AH! Yes, let's do that! Then let's post it to FB.
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But, I don't like male cosplaying females, it's like, cosplay a dude, you homotool.
#3200 to #3911 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Your just jelous i please her more than you can~
Why not post it on other social networking sites too?
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Its hard to find cosplay gifs of touhou... so i take what i can get.
#3203 to #3914 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
But I don't even wanna do it with her..
Doubt anyone'd care, facebook is full of small things turning into something big.
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Why would you even want cosplay of Töhö, fan art's where it's at.
#3206 to #3917 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
I forget, your into boy =3
Considering the people that go on there, its no suprise.
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True, but there are a few good cosplays here and there.
#3208 to #3920 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
It's alright, can't blame you. XD
Facebook is for d- d- dummies..!!
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Crystals are surrounded by useless **** .
#3211 to #3922 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Sadly for you i'm not into bum fun &gt;=(   
And attention seekers and pedophiles =3   
&lt;-   
The problem is washing away the 						****					 so you can see the crystals...
Sadly for you i'm not into bum fun >=(
And attention seekers and pedophiles =3
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The problem is washing away the **** so you can see the crystals...
#3213 to #3925 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. I don't even like you, baka.
Or attention seeking pedophiles XD
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What if the amount of **** is making you gag?
#3218 to #3927 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Should i relax then?
Or kids seeking pedophiles(?)
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Then wear a gas mask.
#3220 to #3932 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
You were unrelaxed?
Lol, Stockholm syndrome.
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But it's optical.
#3227 to #3934 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Well i weren't sure if my ass was safe.
It could happen =3
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Erm put some insence on?
#3229 to #3941 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
I have high standards. *wave*
"Oh, Mr Lolicon, molest me more~" You just wanna think about little girls getting molested..
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Eh?

Would you do it with this guy here?
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#3133 to #3845 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
About 6'0, why?
#3135 to #3847 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
I just think comparing heights is fun.
I'm short.rar, but still growing..!
#3137 to #3849 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
Height is a mesurement of if you can reach the porn mag shelf or not =3
But the question is for how long >=3
#3092 - valax (03/12/2012) [-]
Your status is gone, and I don't what you said, nor what I said.
#3147 to #3806 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
Too bad there it's illegal =3
Maybe i should inflitrate the goverment or something =3
#3149 to #3861 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
Best things in life are illegal, hm.

Y'all like Ashley?
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#3152 to #3863 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
Male on male incest is illegal and i don't like it...

You think i'd fall for that trap?
#3154 to #3866 - valax (03/28/2012) [-]
That's the first thing that came into your mind of "Best things in life"? XD

Look at his hips, yo! :>
#3157 to #3868 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
It was the first illegal thing i could think of cause my sister had Jeromy Kyle blasting out eariler and that paricular story stuck in my head.

...Don't wanna.
#3159 to #3871 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
At least we can still do it with our male cousins, right?

Look at his unbuttoned and tight jeans!
#3161 to #3873 - Meef (03/29/2012) [-]
Depends on how closely related they are =3

Look at her unbuttoned sweatshirt and tight underwear! (?) =3
#3163 to #3875 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Non-step bro.

Look at his lustful gaze..
#3118 to #3806 - Meef (03/24/2012) [-]
Good luck on that considering i can't die~
#3119 to #3832 - valax (03/24/2012) [-]
Well obviously you haven't tried hard enough. Want help?
#3120 to #3833 - Meef (03/24/2012) [-]
Your welcome to try, i wount even fight back~
#3121 to #3834 - valax (03/24/2012) [-]
"I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"
#3122 to #3835 - Meef (03/24/2012) [-]
Your idea of despair is a mere inconvience to me foolish mortal!
#3123 to #3836 - valax (03/25/2012) [-]
Your lack of comma disturbs me.
#3124 to #3837 - Meef (03/25/2012) [-]
Commas are for the weak and the literate!
#3125 to #3838 - valax (03/26/2012) [-]
Commas are sexy.
#3126 to #3839 - Meef (03/26/2012) [-]
#Hash is where its at! =3
#3127 to #3840 - valax (03/26/2012) [-]
Sorry, I don't go to 9Gag, dunno what you're tolking 'bout. o3o
#3128 to #3841 - Meef (03/26/2012) [-]
...Your not gonna weed me out right? =3
#3129 to #3842 - valax (03/26/2012) [-]
Would you
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me, if I did?
#3130 to #3843 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
I'd beat you up either way, just the beating would be worse if you tattle~
#3132 to #3844 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
Would you please drive me to the hospital afterwards? :c
#3134 to #3846 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
If i'm in a good mood, yes.
#3136 to #3848 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
Ha-ha~ you can't come visit me since you're not a VIP~
#3138 to #3850 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
Please, i'm sneaky as hell and if that fails i can just force my way in &gt;=-3
Please, i'm sneaky as hell and if that fails i can just force my way in >=-3
#3140 to #3852 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
"Force my way in."
How lewd~
#3142 to #3854 - Meef (03/27/2012) [-]
Rape is another way to say hello after all~
#3144 to #3856 - valax (03/27/2012) [-]
"Mm, sweet unconsensual love~"
User avatar #3094 to #3806 - Meef (03/14/2012) [-]
Dunno, just went.
#3096 to #3808 - valax (03/14/2012) [-]
Well, okay then.
Well, okay then.
#3099 to #3810 - Meef (03/16/2012) [-]
Is it really though?
#3100 to #3813 - valax (03/16/2012) [-]
It's easier not to care.
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#3095 to #3805 - Meef (03/14/2012) [-]
I'll be sitting around on a floating rock till you return~
#3097 to #3809 - patchouliknowledge **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3098 to #3811 - Meef (03/16/2012) [-]
Well theres countless ones here, so your not gonna know which one i'm on =3
User avatar #3086 - freshblob (03/05/2012) [-]
Hey you. Do you has a facebook? o3o
User avatar #3093 to #3800 - Meef (03/14/2012) [-]
Do but never use it...
#3065 to #3693 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
Red hot knives?
*punches self*
#3072 to #3779 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
No, sharp small dagger things.. :d
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#3074 to #3786 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
So regular daggers?
...
#3076 to #3788 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
No, knives.
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#3078 to #3790 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
Short swords?
...
#3080 to #3792 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
No, the blade's too wide... :d
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#3021 to #3693 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
Only in a friendly way, not in a romantic one...
Only in a friendly way, not in a romantic one...
#3023 to #3735 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Yes, it's okay to be friendly with guys. Mhm.
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#3025 to #3737 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
Erm... i doubt i'll be that friendly...
#3026 to #3739 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Aw, okay.   
   
Aww, my waifu's not horny anymore.
Aw, okay.

Aww, my waifu's not horny anymore.
#3028 to #3740 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
I was horny?! since when?
#3029 to #3742 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
I was talking about Yuugi-neesan
#3031 to #3743 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
With Yuugi-oneechan its an inverse horn =3
#3033 to #3745 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
I like Marisa too~
Yuugi's tall~!!
#3035 to #3747 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
Marisa is ok with me~
So is Meiling i'd say...
#3036 to #3749 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Who's the best? Excluding Peachy one.
She's nice too. But Yuugi's taller~
#3038 to #3750 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
My personal favourite Touhou character is Yuuka Kazami...
True, but tecnically Suika could be taller~
#3040 to #3752 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
She's pretty cute.
How do you figure that?
#3041 to #3754 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
Well she is the orginal umbrela moe~
She can alter her size, look at missing purple power.
#3043 to #3755 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Orgynal, you say?
No, f'ck your sh't. I'll believe what I want..!!
#3046 to #3757 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
Silly boy, thats not how you spell original!
Suika:...Stomp.
#3047 to #3760 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Not like we can't bend the rules..~
Are you assaulting me..?

#3049 to #3761 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
But we can bend the rulers!
More insulting i'd say~
#3051 to #3763 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Sounds hot, I like it.
Hurt me~
#3054 to #3765 - Meef (03/03/2012) [-]
Well it is easier if you heat them up =3
No, hurt me~~
#3063 to #3768 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
Can I use knives? :>
*Hurts* :d
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User avatar #2897 to #3608 - valax (01/18/2012) [-]
Spamming your page while you haven't even replied to previous messages is surely a logical thing to do.
User avatar #2898 to #3609 - Meef (01/19/2012) [-]
So i can't get on for a while and you resort to spamming? fair enough =3
User avatar #2900 to #3610 - valax (01/19/2012) [-]
Nah, just found nice art.
#2894 - valax (01/15/2012) [-]
Yuuka is a bishounen.
#2895 to #3606 - valax (01/15/2012) [-]
Look at this, this ain't no uke.
This is a ******* picture a' manliness incarnate.
Bitches gonna cling to him like magnets.
Proud of dis lil pimp.
#2899 to #3607 - Meef (01/19/2012) [-]
Bitch when it pimping and harems Marisa is the way to go, stealing hearts and whatever looks interesting DA☆ZE
#2901 to #3611 - valax (01/19/2012) [-]
"I like Marisa..!"
User avatar #2812 - valax (01/12/2012) [-]
Say, can I know what your PSN ID is?
Just so I can stalk you and ask you to duel me.. :P
#3053 to #3524 - Meef (03/03/2012) [-]
A watermelon to watch a watermelon's watermelons?   
You know making rocks appear from outta nowhere isn't that useful so no.
A watermelon to watch a watermelon's watermelons?
You know making rocks appear from outta nowhere isn't that useful so no.
#3062 to #3767 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes, indeed. Do we have a problem, sir?
Do you not realize how easily that could be utilized as a mean of destruction? :>
#3064 to #3776 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
Nope, but this shrine maiden does.
I would have thought the quake producing sword would be a better means of destruction.
#3071 to #3778 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
Reimu can go f'ck herself, I ain't givin' her no damn three fiddy.
Naw. Swords are useless.

#3073 to #3785 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
Who said Reimu was the shrine maiden i was speaking about?
They're good for choping, slicing and general murder~
#3075 to #3787 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not giving Sanae sh't either, f'cking frogs.
Well, obviously, you haven't heard of TV world.
#3077 to #3789 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
What about Reimu's predecessor?
...わたしのまかい。
#3079 to #3791 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
Reimu v(-1)?
Hey! I take offense in that! *Physical abuse* >:C
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#3081 to #3793 - Meef (03/04/2012) [-]
Most people call her the Hakurei shrine maiden or something like that...
Whats so offensive about my demon world~? ~^u^~
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#3083 to #3795 - valax (03/04/2012) [-]
F'ck maidens. (lol)
You're not a demon, you're not a demon at all..! >:c
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#3009 to #3524 - Meef (02/25/2012) [-]
Toxic pink socks sprayed with a something thats ripe with the scent of b**ches?
Or at least a nice story for Aya~
#3011 to #3723 - valax (02/26/2012) [-]
Um, yeah? Sure?
N'gga, who the f'ck is Aya?
#3013 to #3725 - Meef (02/26/2012) [-]
Does that mean charismatic people with rip their clothes off in frustration around you?
A tengu who writes a paper.
#3014 to #3727 - valax (02/27/2012) [-]
Like this guy?
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Ah, the crow bastard?
#3016 to #3728 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
I was thinking more Remilia...
She's pure and honest~
#3018 to #3730 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Ah.. Okay, can I still invite the beefy guy?
I h8 w/ passion >:C

#3020 to #3732 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
If you so wish~   
After the &quot;photos&quot; she released, she gained my support~
If you so wish~
After the "photos" she released, she gained my support~
#3022 to #3734 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Can I invite an Asura? :d
I hate how she takes pics, makes me boil with the force of a thousand malevolent infernos..!!
#3024 to #3736 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
So long as i can bring Suika (the oni not a water melon -_-)
Its not ike the tengu are stealing anything.
#3027 to #3738 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Why not both? Watermelons and Suikas! :3
Are you saying Marisa's a thief!??! I'll beat you..!!
#3030 to #3741 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
What about Suika with Suikas =3
I know she "borrows" but what if you go before her? does it count as stealing then?
#3032 to #3744 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Sounds hot. But keep it cool.
Can I borrow your everything for an aeon?
#3034 to #3746 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
So should i stuff ice down her shirt? =3
Erm... i can give you a floating rock if you want.
#3037 to #3748 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Can I watch? :>
Awesome, does it a have a rope around it?
#3039 to #3751 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
But of course~
Sure, why not~
#3042 to #3753 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
Can I join? C:
Yay, sacred stones are nice! :3
#3044 to #3756 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
Maybe =3
Dunno what you gonna do with it though...
#3045 to #3758 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
*Blush* Oh you guise. *hand thing*
Murder. Each. And. Every. Heathen.
#3048 to #3759 - Meef (03/02/2012) [-]
How much you gonna pay to watch? =3
I've already made a start >=3
#3050 to #3762 - valax (03/02/2012) [-]
I'll give you Suika.
Give me your power and I'll help you~
#2973 to #3524 - Meef (02/09/2012) [-]
But so is freely gliding though the air~   
Your choice~   
   
Its always helpful to tease the hole open =3
But so is freely gliding though the air~
Your choice~

Its always helpful to tease the hole open =3
#2974 to #3686 - valax (02/09/2012) [-]
But you can just chill in the bus all like "Woop dee doo, I am in the bus, ja."
Once in a while wouldn't probably hurt.. :d

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#2975 to #3687 - Meef (02/10/2012) [-]
Flying is faster so i can take it easier where i am, plus theres no danger of traffic =3
Except when they go too far and do give you an injury =3

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#2976 to #3688 - valax (02/10/2012) [-]
You're probably too young to understand the charm of buses, *walks away all crippled*
Tasukete, Erin! I'll get medical attention, right?

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#2977 to #3689 - Meef (02/12/2012) [-]
But i'm older than you... i think.
What Eirin was the one to beat you up?

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#2978 to #3691 - valax (02/12/2012) [-]
Indeed you are, but age is just a number. You can't state amount of knowledge you have by a simple number, my boy. IQs are just a marketing scheme anyways.
Oh Erin, you make my heart skip a beat~

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#2980 to #3692 - Meef (02/14/2012) [-]
...Numbers are fun~
Maybe Doctor Marisa could help ya?

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#2981 to #3694 - valax (02/14/2012) [-]
I know other things that are fun too~
Is that a defib joke? But, yeah, I like Marisa, she's cool, bring her.

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#2984 to #3695 - Meef (02/14/2012) [-]
...Before you say it buttsecks is not fun, it is gay and immoral... unless there is a female involved =3
Not really, there's a dr.mario parody game where you can choose to follow either Dr. Yagokoro (Reisen as her assistant) or Dr.Kirisame (Alice as her assistant).


#2986 to #3698 - valax (02/14/2012) [-]
Immoral? XD
Meh. I'd rather defib. Since, y'know, sparks and sh't.
#2988 to #3700 - Meef (02/14/2012) [-]
Yep. =3
I'd say Marisa is more likely to blow you though the floor XD
#2989 to #3702 - valax (02/14/2012) [-]
More like, immortal~
It's cool, nobody's perfect, or so they say.
#2992 to #3703 - Meef (02/14/2012) [-]
Thats just propaganda from scientist to fool people into killing each other =3
Unless your Sakuya.
#2994 to #3706 - valax (02/14/2012) [-]
You just jelly of da swag, heh~
Meh, pads. Plus she has some issues she needs to deal with.
#2995 to #3708 - Meef (02/14/2012) [-]
...Pink sock.
Miss Sakuya doesn't wear "that" item.
#2997 to #3709 - valax (02/14/2012) [-]
Meh, bright green stripes are more fabulous.
O'rly?
#3000 to #3711 - Meef (02/14/2012) [-]
Bitch, black socks are the way to go!   
Yep, i checked got beaten to a red pulp thats why i know~~
Bitch, black socks are the way to go!
Yep, i checked got beaten to a red pulp thats why i know~~
#3001 to #3714 - valax (02/14/2012) [-]
Not gay, though.
Cool story, acquaintance.
#3005 to #3715 - Meef (02/18/2012) [-]
Then pink stripey ones?
Well it was a win-win stituation for me and miss reporter~
#3007 to #3719 - valax (02/18/2012) [-]
Not gay enough, pink's meh. Unless it's toxic pink, toxic makes everything better, trust me, bro. You'll be covered in b'tches in no time with toxic colored socks.
That's certainly a very nice story you have there.
#2926 to #3524 - Meef (01/22/2012) [-]
A life of mischief can't be bad~
...I some times burn the buns when i bake them...

<- this was the last thing to see you naked, so i don't think i wanna.
#2928 to #3638 - valax (01/22/2012) [-]
Ha?
Masochism.. :c

Well excuuuse me, princess~