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#3795 - Seems like its the meeting of the fictional characters. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3797 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
I wanna be who I am.
No, Garrel.
#3794 - A ******** i'd say. Did you pinch them? …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3791 - Very well, its tenkohinanawi. By the way i completely forg…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3793 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Yay.
Now keep it on at all times, think of it as the force that holds the fabric of the cosmos together.
#3795 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
Seems like its the meeting of the fictional characters.
So Juubey all of a sudden?
#3797 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
I wanna be who I am.
No, Garrel.
#3790 - Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako? Why thank you kindly se…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3787 - A frog is fine too? But i am tecnically pagan. &l…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3785 - But its a frog... *sob* Orginally everything was in t…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3786 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3781 - Right right... just gimme a few minutes.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Meef's profile 0
User avatar #3783 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3780 - Forehead genitalia eh? <- *wave* Nothing, i ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3782 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Dickheads, eh?
<-

*Hurrah!* Is my one and only Mideastern God.

Hooo, dunno about those. Sound kinda bum.
Only way I can die is if I get damaged enough, fu fu fu.
youtu.be/OjTWR4Jvxk4 <- Anti-stairs.
#3777 - /Ribbit :() Well she is from the outside world..…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3779 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw, today I'll hold my end of the bargain! I'll pray with you if I'll have your consent.
BB:EX.
User avatar #3781 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Right right... just gimme a few minutes.
User avatar #3783 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3778 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I love rabbits!

The vampires are too, or so I hear.
<-
Dunno, it's just one day, you'd probably just throw up a lot.

I love Michael, he's nice.

I wanna suffer in despair and cast spells.
youtu.be/AHorpDzp_Tw
#3785 - Meef (11/13/2012) [-]
But its a frog... *sob*

Orginally everything was in the outside world till Yukari and a Hakurei shrine maiden sealed some land up filled with people and demons.
<-
Probably, but throwing up isn't really that pleasent...

Why not go with Raphael instead? he haz healz.

Dodging all these meteor spells is really stressful!
youtu.be/nL12aKz5dsQ
#3786 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3774 - (Its the result of me putting the brackets there to put someth…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Meef's profile 0
#3775 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(Aye, gurl.)

Sanae has problems with hair growth?
<-
I'll make you swallow them all day, all night.

That kinda destroys the balance.

Are you a useless piece of **** that just casts spells all day?
youtu.be/E9LkT7XbDBU
#3777 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
/Ribbit
:()

Well she is from the outside world... then again screw logic.
<-
Then wouldn't i become diabetic?

Kain will be mad with me... and i don't wanna end up like Raziel.

Naw i'm a mage knight so i do wae into melee every so often.
youtu.be/XXasKlCEZp4
#3779 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw, today I'll hold my end of the bargain! I'll pray with you if I'll have your consent.
BB:EX.
User avatar #3781 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Right right... just gimme a few minutes.
User avatar #3783 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3778 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I love rabbits!

The vampires are too, or so I hear.
<-
Dunno, it's just one day, you'd probably just throw up a lot.

I love Michael, he's nice.

I wanna suffer in despair and cast spells.
youtu.be/AHorpDzp_Tw
#3785 - Meef (11/13/2012) [-]
But its a frog... *sob*

Orginally everything was in the outside world till Yukari and a Hakurei shrine maiden sealed some land up filled with people and demons.
<-
Probably, but throwing up isn't really that pleasent...

Why not go with Raphael instead? he haz healz.

Dodging all these meteor spells is really stressful!
youtu.be/nL12aKz5dsQ
#3786 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
#3794 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
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A shotacon i'd say.

Did you pinch them? Cause i don't wanna get involved with stolen goods.
<-
"I'm immune to gravity...!"?

I'm thats guessing its you...

Well i guess i could find a use for it... one with mixed racism and kindness.
youtu.be/6OtdSjY2VUg
#3796 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.

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#3814 - lonelybaloney (10/28/2013) [-]
I remember you from three years ago.
User avatar #3798 - tenkohinanai (05/07/2013) [-]
I R DEAD. Least on this account....
User avatar #3799 to #3798 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Meef lives?
#3800 to #3799 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
In a sense, under another name!
User avatar #3801 to #3800 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Nice to hear. I got here after getting bored enough to type "cirno" after the /user/ part of the URL, and I had a conversation with a user in the profile comments who was sad about them being inactive.
#3802 to #3801 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
With Cirno its just a case of he/she got bored i think(as with the other Scarlet Devil Characters i think), this account is dead because it doesn't accept my pw and the e-mail acc its linked to is now dead...
User avatar #3803 to #3802 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Okay then. Every time I go into the depths that are the aged parts of this website, I notice a lot of inactive, shotlived character-based accounts.
User avatar #3804 to #3803 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing the character thing for about 1-2 years now, so do i count as a short lived acount? =3
User avatar #3805 to #3804 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Well, in internet time, that's not very shotlived. Lots of things were different in 2010.
#3806 to #3805 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
Back in 2010 i was using a different character(Hong Meiling)... How things have changed since i first signed up...
User avatar #3807 to #3806 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
In 2010 I was less cynical and such. I had a hiatus for most of the summer and got some internet connection by October, but by March 2011 I had much access to the internet. Within that time a lot had changed, like Reddit and Tumblr becoming popular and influential websites and the formation of the brony fandom.
#3808 to #3807 - tenkohinanai (06/01/2013) [-]
In all this time i should count myself lucky i've had an internet connection except in 2010 december when i moved, and the only breaks i've had from the site are from lazyness or busy with pointless things, lasting up to 2 weeks at times. The time warp was weird, causing a lot of odd things to disappear with the roll back on the servers, but the extras to the comments and system were nice over the course. The bronys anoyed the hell out of me at the start, at one point a group of them was determined to get me banned just for using a Touhou character until they got bored,but they felt kinda like flamboyant gays to me for the first few months till they calmed down.
User avatar #3809 to #3808 - mayormilkman (06/21/2013) [-]
Ha ha. I remember how two years ago the fandom's popularity grew so much in so little time. Now it seems to be in a slow decline, and it isn't as eccentric as it used to be.
#3810 to #3809 - tenkohinanai (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it was just another passing fad.
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - mayormilkman (06/22/2013) [-]
It was quite a huge fad, though, and there's still at least one more season of the show. It will still be a while before it becomes an uncommon sight on the internet.
#3812 to #3811 - tenkohinanai (06/22/2013) [-]
Does make me wonder what will come to replace it afterwards... hopefully its something not something aimed at young girls.
Does make me wonder what will come to replace it afterwards... hopefully its something not something aimed at young girls.
User avatar #3813 to #3812 - mayormilkman (06/22/2013) [-]
Maybe it won't be necessarily "replaced". There's some other large fandoms that have been raised in the past few years too, but none of them had the same sort of uniqueness of the bronies. I recall when some people thought that the new "Littlest Pet Shop" show would be bronies 2.0, although it isn't nearly as popular as MLP, and I assume that it doesn't have that same sort of growth that came with the early pony fandom (although it still has "general" threads on /co/, which MLP made popular on there). It looks like the influence of the ponies goes beyond its fans.
#3789 - valax (11/19/2012) [-]
How about you give me your skype ID, so that I shall challenge you to duels whenever I feel like it?
#3791 to #3789 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Very well, its tenkohinanawi.
By the way i completely forgot i had Skype installed and it was installed in japanese XD
#3793 to #3791 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Yay.
Now keep it on at all times, think of it as the force that holds the fabric of the cosmos together.
#3795 to #3793 - Meef (11/20/2012) [-]
Seems like its the meeting of the fictional characters.
So Juubey all of a sudden?
#3797 to #3795 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
I wanna be who I am.
No, Garrel.
#3598 - Why do you care (06/10/2012) [-]
I HAVE FINALLY RETURNED FROM THE DEAD.
...probably not for long, though.
#3603 to #4312 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
After many dark rituals i have once more risen from the depths of apathy and lazyness!!!
After many dark rituals i have once more risen from the depths of apathy and lazyness!!!
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#3593 to #4305 - Meef (06/09/2012) [-]
Hey koneko~
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#3599 to #4308 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3585 to #4290 - Meef (06/06/2012) [-]
Did you think you could catch me out by using nico? cause i've had an account for a quite a while now >=3
#3588 to #4299 - valax (06/06/2012) [-]
***** , the video's good. Enjoy it!
#3589 to #4302 - Meef (06/09/2012) [-]
Well its certainly...odd never expected to see assassin and Gilgmesh as MJ =3
#3595 to #4303 - valax (06/10/2012) [-]
Gilgamesh is my waifu, y'dig?
#3600 to #4309 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
Well its not my place to make judgements on what you like~
#3604 to #4314 - valax (06/19/2012) [-]
Kayneth is your waifu. *troll face*
#3607 to #4318 - Meef (07/02/2012) [-]
You could at least let me have Lancelot
#3610 to #4321 - valax (07/03/2012) [-]
You can have Butz, if you want to.
#3613 to #4324 - Meef (07/13/2012) [-]
OBJECTION! my client requested a knight of the round table, and so he shall get one!
OBJECTION! my client requested a knight of the round table, and so he shall get one!
#3616 to #3613 - valax (07/14/2012) [-]
Fine, you can have Basaker.
Fine, you can have Basaker.
#3677 to #3516 - valax (08/29/2012) [-]
And maybe.. " ******** " her~. (I'm not good with innuendos, jeez~)
(dang.)

youtu.be/4s0jt8L5V_w?t=58s

Uh... Reimu? She's too bum to have a phone, tho'. I do like her bum, tho', mm~.

She what...!?
<- Hazama?

He'd be heart broken, then he'd try to penetrate you with his spear.
Priscilla is far too nice.
#3678 to #3677 - Meef (09/02/2012) [-]
I'd show her my "third leg" =3
(And apparently i can't ad "er" to then end of sentances)

youtu.be/voc9TrSVVOA?t=1m26s

Y'never know, Yukari might have given her one~ and not just a nice ass =3

She ends up being a comple good guy (erm girl?)... 40 years later with her motorcycle skills (Dodging trucks, bullets and bipedal tanks!)
<-

I hope there are no metaphors there...
Didn't stop me from killing her. Now i left it after the first Seath battle... Now i got Tales of graces to waste all my time on =3
#3755 to #3678 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
()

Imaginarium it is!
<- I love the taste of rainbow.
*Shrug* I can merely guess.

A sore! HA~!!

I'll sell you at the midnight cabbage festival.
youtu.be/ijnh9go9VV4
#3759 to #3755 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
(I did again didn't i...)

Why make sense when you can have Lazers!
<- Stop eat so many skittles and eat my pie!
I don't think i wanna know what you'd guess.

A~ashe!!!

Well you better get down to business, since i'm not a valid product so i can't be there for long!
youtu.be/zTWAQVOtU_o?t=26s
#3763 to #3759 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(I guess. Hahaha.)

Or razers.
<- Aight, man.
*Shrug* I'm fairly sure it has something to do with Turkish Delights.

Ashe..?

Let's get down to business, to defeat.. the Huns!!
youtu.be/DqTEBVvvokg
#3767 to #3763 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
(orz)

Silly boy, the girls in gensokyou don't grow arm pit or leg hair!
<- Hope you enjoyed it, i "whipped" the cream myself!
...Belly dancing?

I re-arranged the letters~

Haven't you got eyes in your head? When i see them i feel a fear!
youtu.be/I-Qy2a4_DmM?t=4m51s
#3770 to #3767 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(I don't mind, if you're concerned about that in the least.)

Or so they would have you believe.
<- It's all over my face.
Naw, insufferable candy.

Traxex?

Does it depress you... to know.. just how alone you really are, commissioner?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnki6jJjBz4
#3774 to #3770 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
(Its the result of me putting the brackets there to put something in later but forgetting just so you know...)

Well unless your Sanae then it isn't true.
<-
They aren't that bad but i wouldn't actively buy them.

Oh and i'm aware i missed the "o" out but i couldn't find a place for it.

With my bloodstained linage you get used to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFrV3bPWmWc
#3775 to #3774 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
(Aye, gurl.)

Sanae has problems with hair growth?
<-
I'll make you swallow them all day, all night.

That kinda destroys the balance.

Are you a useless piece of **** that just casts spells all day?
youtu.be/E9LkT7XbDBU
#3777 to #3775 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
/Ribbit
:()

Well she is from the outside world... then again screw logic.
<-
Then wouldn't i become diabetic?

Kain will be mad with me... and i don't wanna end up like Raziel.

Naw i'm a mage knight so i do wae into melee every so often.
youtu.be/XXasKlCEZp4
#3779 to #3777 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Btw, today I'll hold my end of the bargain! I'll pray with you if I'll have your consent.
BB:EX.
User avatar #3781 to #3779 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Right right... just gimme a few minutes.
User avatar #3783 to #3781 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I'll do it.
#3778 to #3777 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
I love rabbits!

The vampires are too, or so I hear.
<-
Dunno, it's just one day, you'd probably just throw up a lot.

I love Michael, he's nice.

I wanna suffer in despair and cast spells.
youtu.be/AHorpDzp_Tw
#3785 to #3778 - Meef (11/13/2012) [-]
But its a frog... *sob*

Orginally everything was in the outside world till Yukari and a Hakurei shrine maiden sealed some land up filled with people and demons.
<-
Probably, but throwing up isn't really that pleasent...

Why not go with Raphael instead? he haz healz.

Dodging all these meteor spells is really stressful!
youtu.be/nL12aKz5dsQ
#3786 to #3785 - valax (11/13/2012) [-]
I'm okay with frogs too!

That's just pagan heresy, silly you.
<-
You don't know until you try it.

Michael is cooler.

Behold the meatball?
youtu.be/O1JsoJNmDhg?t=10s
#3787 to #3786 - Meef (11/15/2012) [-]
A frog is fine too?

But i am tecnically pagan.
<-
I've had bad food poisoning not too long ago so i know that throwing up is awful.

Freeza is better but his brother is Cooler.

Silly boy, a spell that attacks with giant meatballs would be not very useful!
youtu.be/jezkCbi1jG8?t=1m13s
#3788 to #3787 - valax (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd hit dat, I mean, what?

That's rather pagan of you, sir.
<-
"Why, this isn't how it was suppose to go..!!" I wanna grow immune to everything.

<- You?

What if it's actually a burning meteorite?
youtu.be/MekJPfd-7ic
#3790 to #3788 - Meef (11/19/2012) [-]
Who wouldn't wanna do Suwako?

Why thank you kindly ser!
<-
And who wouldn't? then again it could work against you...

<- Me?

Then the meatball would be frozen...
youtu.be/IQE2f6rJk8Q
#3792 to #3790 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh, I dunno.

Want some crab cakes?
<-
"I'm immune to death..!"?

<- ...?

Do you mind?
youtu.be/_dpT7skvt60?t=33s
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#3796 to #3794 - valax (11/20/2012) [-]
Is that so?

No one needs to know, just eat them, please.
<-
"I'm immune to affection..!"?

Hehehehe.

I wanna throw meteors at people, and force them to burn!
youtu.be/AvgPC4vWSxg
Sakuya is cute.
#3707 to #3678 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
(Inside, hehe.)   
   
It does, it's just the gay EU and NA versions that suck dicks.   
   
Bless you.   
&lt;-   
Bitches!   
   
Meh, vodka.   
Take your time.   
   
youtu.be/EtzlKJ1dObU?t=32s
(Inside, hehe.)

It does, it's just the gay EU and NA versions that suck dicks.

Bless you.
<-
Bitches!

Meh, vodka.
Take your time.

youtu.be/EtzlKJ1dObU?t=32s
#3709 to #3707 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
(NOOOO NOT THE YOUNG HEAD PRIEST!)   
   
But i don't wanna navigate the menus in japanese...   
   
This blessing has left me in despair!   
&lt;-   
YOU CALL THAT FORCED OBEDIANCE? THIS IS HOW YOU TAME THEM!   
   
Well its cheap and strong so what do i care?   
Things are about to get sticky then. &gt;=3   
   
Black guy is scout!   
youtu.be/VS-qwc1ulQs
(NOOOO NOT THE YOUNG HEAD PRIEST!)

But i don't wanna navigate the menus in japanese...

This blessing has left me in despair!
<-
YOU CALL THAT FORCED OBEDIANCE? THIS IS HOW YOU TAME THEM!

Well its cheap and strong so what do i care?
Things are about to get sticky then. >=3

Black guy is scout!
youtu.be/VS-qwc1ulQs
#3711 to #3709 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
(Eh? But, hey. I found a Rare Zweihander!)   
   
Because you lack motivation!   
&lt;-   
Wtf am I reading.   
   
Elegance is all that matters.   
Things will heat up?   
   
What the 						****					, you have a 						*******					 problem?   
youtu.be/_EbnC0O3_oU
(Eh? But, hey. I found a Rare Zweihander!)

Because you lack motivation!
<-
Wtf am I reading.

Elegance is all that matters.
Things will heat up?

What the **** , you have a ******* problem?
youtu.be/_EbnC0O3_oU
#3713 to #3711 - Meef (09/25/2012) [-]
(Thats nothing campared to my Legendary Claimh Solais)

I lack a dictionary.
<-
WTF are spiderman and Leonidas doing?

But that can only takes you so far.
Only in my pants... but i think the chocolate might get on my trousers too...

Too many to list, what about you? =3
youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8?t=2m14s
#3715 to #3713 - valax (09/25/2012) [-]
(Wanna swap?)

You lack grotesque tactics.
<-
Can you blame them?

It can take you all the way if you go 10/10.
It'll make a mess out of you?

I'll pound the living **** out of you, ************ .
youtu.be/2lz5jJVpwgE?t=18s
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#3721 to #3718 - valax (09/29/2012) [-]
(You sure? I'll give you some garlic if you do it.)

Your dong is deformed~.
<-
Then make them slaves?

Are you implying an evenly divided deal?
Somehow you'll make a man out of yourself?

'Tis right.
youtu.be/Fw-ODfA8J5Q?t=15s
#3723 to #3721 - Meef (10/05/2012) [-]
(Garlic does nothing to the creatures of the night.)

Your just jelouse.
<-
Well what is a man then?

Well that way we don't lose 80%
Well i'm already as swift as a flowing river with the strength of a great typhoon.

Well if it isn't rough then whats the point in abuse?
youtu.be/ao4RoSmZbn8
#3725 to #3723 - valax (10/05/2012) [-]
(Can I do something to the creatures of the night? Hehe.)

Enlarge this.
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A buncha shenanigans?

Alright, have it your way.
Are you mystardious as the dark side of the moon?

Foreplay?
youtu.be/vRLQ6r8bTFg?t=33s
#3727 to #3725 - Meef (10/13/2012) [-]
(You can help them with their tentacle problems.)

I'd rather not.
<-
Your words are as empty as your shoes.

Yay you finally let me have my way~
Shut the hell up Nappa, and you might survive.

Well that and to force your point.
youtu.be/Zj4eDZcbUPg
#3729 to #3727 - valax (10/14/2012) [-]
(I was thinking of something more along the lines of drinking tea with them.)

Rinnosuke is my homie.
<-
What are you trying to say? That I've been defeeted?

Do it.
All mighty push, bitches.

Killing me softly?
youtu.be/KftO3VKoo-w
#3731 to #3729 - Meef (10/27/2012) [-]
(Blood tea?)

Flandre and Remilia are mine.
<-
But enough talk have at shoe!

Only if 'it' wears something a bit sexier.


Nope, viciously like some kind of monster. Possibly one that lives.
youtu.be/7zbsk3JrWCI?t=36s
#3734 to #3731 - valax (10/27/2012) [-]
(Nah, blood's not my thing.)

Rinnosuke uses glasses.
<-
Stand firm, men.

Like what?

Swallowing me whole, eh?
youtu.be/6hbbzWNpMa4?t=15s
#3737 to #3734 - Meef (10/29/2012) [-]
(Is urine your thing then?)

Flandre uses wings that don't look anything like wings.
<-
I dunno how getting an errection will help.

A school swimsuit with thigh highs.

Your only escape will be to ride the lightening, but only if you can take the burning in your brain.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sJmCNpg2C8
#3741 to #3737 - valax (10/30/2012) [-]
(What are you? A mentally damaged social reject? No way.)

She's a fraud.
<-
Erect yourself into a standing position.

Gimme stripes.

The brain feels no pain, the mask does not cry.
youtu.be/Kc-XRvLf9xc?t=1m3s
#3744 to #3741 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
(Why yes i am, how did you guess?)

Well the bone bit seems to be connected so maybe the crystals are just for decoration. Meaning she flys with just the bone bit somehow.
<-
Gimme a minute to think of something sexy then. Maybe i'll think of "it".

Gimme frog coins, those items aren't gonna buy themselves.

Then i shall ask for a solitude that asks nothing in return.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OBHx_D4uyU
#3747 to #3744 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
(I just wanted to use that line. Heh.)

The power of imaginatorium?
<- Beautiful, no?
Uhm, sir. 'It'?

This is going to hell in a hand basket.

And I shall make a pie.
youtu.be/NaDR_UYLf4Q
#3751 to #3747 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
()

Its Gensoukyo, **** don't need to make sense.
<- This is something more my taste...
You know full well what i mean.

Then i'll go to heaven in a backpack.

Are you going to sell it at the midnight carnival?
youtu.be/Odl40Hu6hYM
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - Meef (10/27/2012) [-]
I must appologise for my long absence, a combonation of illness, homework and classes had sucked up all my time so heres how i'll appologise >=3 :
youtu.be/d7dSzv_N0VY?t=50s
#3735 to #3732 - valax (10/27/2012) [-]
*Shrug*
<- Enlarge pl0x.
#3768 to #3735 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
*Gets dressed* I'm no zombeh.   
Well to each their own i guess.   
What kinda weird pills he been taking?
*Gets dressed* I'm no zombeh.
Well to each their own i guess.
What kinda weird pills he been taking?
#3772 to #3768 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
What are you then!? You're not the same man I <???> with!
<- Dis is beautiful.
Sleeping pills, wake-up pills, driving pills, concentration aid pills, stake-taste-better pills, all sorta.
#3752 to #3735 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
*Gets up uninjured* did you really think that'd even ****** me?
The one you posted.
So it's "that time of the month" for him? Or is he going to visit Komachi and Shikieiki?
#3756 to #3752 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
*Keeps poking* I dunno, I mean, like. Y'know, whatever. Can ya dig it?
Why, thank you. You're most flattering.
He's feelin' alright. He feels fantastic, actually.
#3760 to #3756 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
*Strips* See any cuts or bruses? Any injury what so ever?
Yeah i'm not for being so generous with the compliments.
Some kind of masochist eh?
#3764 to #3760 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
*Stops poking* There's some putrifaction there..! *horrified* Gasp.
Naw, I think creepy yet appealing things are quite eccentric in a good way.
He started using new medication, so he feels better, heh.
#3738 to #3735 - Meef (10/29/2012) [-]
Am i really that unimportant to you! *sob*   
Creepy. but sexy tiem nao.
Am i really that unimportant to you! *sob*
Creepy. but sexy tiem nao.
#3742 to #3738 - valax (10/30/2012) [-]
Aye.
Creepy, eh?
<- Enlarge this, it's my new favorite picture.
#3745 to #3742 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
Fine if your gonna be that way *jumps in front of a car*
Well yes, as is this one.
And why'd i wanna do that~?

#3748 to #3745 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
*pokes carcass* Aye, gurl.
The one you posted, or the one I posted?
So you get to see all that beautiful blood he's spilling.
#3679 to #3678 - valax (09/03/2012) [-]
I'd perform v****al pe******on on her~.
(Sentances are the best.)

youtu.be/Gu8HsKumD7k

Yukari wants to be serviced first, tho'.

Eh? o3o
(Eating chicken and sandwiches, errdaym.)
<-

Whaaaat, naw. Jeez.
We should play BB:EX someday maybe.
#3680 to #3679 - Meef (09/08/2012) [-]
I'd have her work my "control rod"?
(Well they're a dam sight better than random words in places i'd say)

youtu.be/J3SRzNSApbE

I'll have to get my non-discrimating friend on that case.

Basically EVA becomes a good guy at some point after 10 years.
<-

Are you suuuuuure?
I probably should start playing it again soon then... but Metroid prime 2 and Tales of Graces f is getting in the way! orz
#3681 to #3680 - valax (09/09/2012) [-]
Have her rustle your jimmies?
(*Shrug* What's a banana police car when a peanut sulks on the left lane.)

youtu.be/jgfA1eskSn0?t=14s

Discrimating..?

Does he join the party?
<-

Yes.
Metroid Prime 2, eh, I have that. We could co-op the story-mode.
#3682 to #3681 - Meef (09/09/2012) [-]

(Very happy funky cheese.)

youtu.be/FsgHtG_6QrQ?t=49s

...I know i can't spell.

Its a she. And she dies savng the main character.
<-

I guess i have to take you word for it then.
If only that were possible... the Ing Emperor is kinda annoying...
#3683 to #3682 - valax (09/09/2012) [-]

(All your base.)

youtu.be/6GtvsWthpgM

Whores!

GG, wp.
<-

Yes.
Imo, the controls weren't all that pro tier.
#3684 to #3683 - Meef (09/14/2012) [-]

(Are vacant today, please leave message and will get back to you later.)

youtu.be/tDVaCoz0jKg

I can spell that.

Yup?
<-

But i still hold my cynicism though.
The controls are ok but the room the ing emperor is just about big enough to fit him, so it doesn't give the needed time to look up to shot him in his first form... the eye is easy to hit since you just circle him and fire like a nut job.
#3685 to #3684 - valax (09/16/2012) [-]
(C'mon, now. Hand them over.)

youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0?t=17s

How about bitches?

Does she respawn?
<-

Are you a cider?
G- Gee Willikers, p- p- picking up all these peanuts sure is hard work, eh.
#3686 to #3685 - Meef (09/19/2012) [-]
(How about no.)

youtu.be/mkvQc6leHqI

And Whores?

Nope. And now shes floating somewhere in the river seven.
<-

Sadly not, but i do have wine in my veins.
You should have picked up a penguin.
#3687 to #3686 - valax (09/19/2012) [-]
(Your boat is a failboat. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailboat )

Did you link dat cuz that guy plaid two-face in one of de movias?
youtu.be/OfGD5zU4mk4?t=8s

If you truly desire whores. I heard they have good one in Babylon.

Rotting and clotting?
<-
Look at dat wink.

Dude, after taste of red wine sucks.
I take a penguin => and eat it! *Kira thing*.
#3688 to #3687 - Meef (09/21/2012) [-]
(Silly boy, you misse the "s" key!)

Dende played two face?! make-up certainly stepped up to a challenge and far out did themselves!
youtu.be/vzx_FDLw7FU



Most likely, still she birthed the most influential people of that generation.
<-
Look at that xenomorph.

I dunno, anything with alcohol in it an is non-lethal then i'm fine with it~
Well its a chocolate bar so go ahead~
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#3696 to #3695 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
(I dunno how you can turn the Holy Palaquin into a failboat, but i shall trust in your skill.)   
   
I've decided to be Amaterasu, you can be Waka,   
   
Use Raise instead.   
&lt;-   
Dem skills.   
   
If you ask me alco-pops are the worst excuse for an alcohol drink i know.   
Yup, they're the best of the 3 avalible (chocolate, orange and mint)
(I dunno how you can turn the Holy Palaquin into a failboat, but i shall trust in your skill.)

I've decided to be Amaterasu, you can be Waka,

Use Raise instead.
<-
Dem skills.

If you ask me alco-pops are the worst excuse for an alcohol drink i know.
Yup, they're the best of the 3 avalible (chocolate, orange and mint)
#3698 to #3696 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
(You underestimate my capabilities..)   
   
Waka? Wakamoto? I can be Wakamoto?  Oh my... this is truly... an honor..   
   
Remedy!   
&lt;-   
Player.   
   
Eh?   
Do they make you feel all good inside?   
   
youtu.be/nx06s-ky_HQ?t=4m15s
(You underestimate my capabilities..)

Waka? Wakamoto? I can be Wakamoto? Oh my... this is truly... an honor..

Remedy!
<-
Player.

Eh?
Do they make you feel all good inside?

youtu.be/nx06s-ky_HQ?t=4m15s
#3700 to #3698 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
(Never the less it would be an interesting sight.)

Erm sure, i meant the Okami character but that fine too.

Smelling salts?
<-
Spider alice.

Well drinking an alco-pop says "i can't handle drinking anything besides kiddy drinks but i want to look adult"
I dunno why but mint viscounts do that for me.

youtu.be/-2572eykQ0U?t=5m50s
#3702 to #3700 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
(You can say that again.)

I wanna be Norio! He's the best! Everyone will bow before me. youtu.be/9V1AEvN8VZs

Exorcism!
<-
Hands.

Alcohol soda? Cider?
Do you need to take a minute for yourself after eating one?

youtu.be/WosE1_Q-is4?t=4m45s
#3704 to #3702 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
(I just hope Lady Byakuren isn't inside)

Too bad Sengoku Basara (the game) doesn't come with a Japanese Voice option...

Akuryou Taisan!
<-
Lolipop.

Its a fizzy drink with a little bit of vodka put in it.
About 15 minutes actually. =3

youtu.be/37mPoKQijj8?t=50s
User avatar #3689 to #3688 - Meef (09/21/2012) [-]
*I think the ones in Thailand are better, i like to take a gamble >=3

And download RE6...Please?
#3691 to #3689 - valax (09/21/2012) [-]
Are you implying you'd consider banging a transvestite?    
   
RE6? Why?
Are you implying you'd consider banging a transvestite?

RE6? Why?
#3754 to #3691 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
<- Does this fall in the same catagory?
#3757 to #3754 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
Breaking social norms is fun. Makes everything enigmatic.
#3761 to #3757 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
Doing things an unusual way can be fun.
#3765 to #3761 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Hide your prowess level, darn it.

I wanna play BB, c'mon, just once is fine~, so let's do it~ heeey~, I wanna do iit~..!
#3769 to #3765 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
But i'm just naturally skilled its difficult &gt;.&lt; =3   
   
Fine, fine... i got nothing better to do than be beat by repeatedly... still maybe you should download the playstation battle beta so you can see how crap i am at that =3
But i'm just naturally skilled its difficult >.< =3

Fine, fine... i got nothing better to do than be beat by repeatedly... still maybe you should download the playstation battle beta so you can see how crap i am at that =3
#3776 to #3769 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
<- They're a little too close to each other.

Pah, this message was hiding.
#3753 to #3691 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
*sigh* why did i ever pick to be a medic.
<-

*Hurrah!* I'll be the wolf then.

Oh well the offer is off the table anyway~
*Block and counter* "I'm supposed to the only the pretty boy here, BITCH!"
youtu.be/HK-4JEETt88
#3758 to #3753 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
It's a medic's world.
<-

*Wave* Surfer's a good job, mate.

You're over the hills.
*Roll recover* "I'm suppose to be the only bitch here, boy~."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ
#3780 to #3758 - Meef (11/04/2012) [-]
Forehead genitalia eh?
<-

*wave* Nothing, i can't see anything better than what i already got.

...Its like an anthro badger that builds stuff out of rubbish.
I'm wearing a backshield, and i can use battle alertness to pecieve invisible enemies within 6M of myself. Plus i could just swing wildly till you run out of energy for stealth.
youtu.be/bkP_sJty7EY<- Anti-black shadow.
#3782 to #3780 - valax (11/04/2012) [-]
Dickheads, eh?
<-

*Hurrah!* Is my one and only Mideastern God.

Hooo, dunno about those. Sound kinda bum.
Only way I can die is if I get damaged enough, fu fu fu.
youtu.be/OjTWR4Jvxk4 <- Anti-stairs.
#3762 to #3758 - Meef (11/02/2012) [-]
Well they keep the Warriors going.
<-

*Look skyward* So is being a pilot.

Thats because i'm wombling free.
*pulls out a Claymore sword* "Time to settle it then."
youtu.be/-GNnftq744I
#3766 to #3762 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Would you gut the cake? Just so we're clear about certain things.
<-

*Proper Bow* Want high quality weapons?

I want that too.
*Pulls out a dagger* "Please, sir. Be reasonable, I implore you to reconsider."
youtu.be/59IM-TIcBT0?t=9s
#3771 to #3766 - Meef (11/03/2012) [-]
Can't the cake is spining.   
&lt;-   
   
*Shrug* I dunno my weapons seem good enough.   
   
Then join the wombles of Wimbledon.   
*laugh*What makes you think that your dagger is gonna intimidate me here? I beat you in damage, range and i have a type advantage that boosts damage by 1.5 times plus you have a 0% dodge chance.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXasKlCEZp4
Can't the cake is spining.
<-

*Shrug* I dunno my weapons seem good enough.

Then join the wombles of Wimbledon.
*laugh*What makes you think that your dagger is gonna intimidate me here? I beat you in damage, range and i have a type advantage that boosts damage by 1.5 times plus you have a 0% dodge chance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXasKlCEZp4
#3773 to #3771 - valax (11/03/2012) [-]
Half-ghosts, eh?
<-

*Well! What is it?* What are ya buyin'?

What's a womble?
Bitch, please. I can turn invisible with my passive skill, I also deal twice as much dmg on backstabs. I can teleport behind you, and I can smokescreen the **** out of you.
youtu.be/DR95s9MvPPE <- Anti-Fun.
#3733 to #3691 - Meef (10/27/2012) [-]
Can't i just act as support?
<-

*Point forward* Can i just kick you over that cliff then?

Not a valid currency in this community sadly.
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my cake, so have some with me, maybe?"
youtu.be/k9wt5TrI7II?t=14s Well that helps.
Of course i'm not callin' you stupid, Cirno.
#3736 to #3733 - valax (10/27/2012) [-]
You better support me well.
<-

*Prostration* Examine me.

Pah, what's the fun in that!
"Nghhh! Hayghh~! Uwah! Hngghhh!!, Doryaaah!?"
youtu.be/3YmMNpbFjp0 Will it be easy?
"I- I like it when you call me stupid..! *blushing, sobbing face*"
#3740 to #3736 - Meef (10/29/2012) [-]
You know i will. I'll even support your late night reading habit.
<-

*Proper bow* I shall respectfully decline your offer.

Hey if i had my way it would be as would the female version but it isn't so.
"What is it Link? Ruto is trapped in a well?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAxzpTX8aHw Take it easy.
"Then you'll love if when i sing it to you at 3AM from your window."
#3743 to #3740 - valax (10/30/2012) [-]
You better not end up killstealing me.
<-

*Beckon* Want bacon?

*Shrug*
(Hey, you actually got the Link part.) "*Cough* Sorry, I had some chicken stuck in my throat."
youtu.be/MrVMFkop640?t=26s
"A sore!! A joisho!!"?
#3746 to #3743 - Meef (10/31/2012) [-]
Dunno how you propose i'd do that, i only got 1 weak ass attack spell that don't work on them.
<-

*Joy* Of course! But at what cost?

In short pay cash or your not gonna be getting any services.
*Kicks in the nuts* "HOW ARE YOU TALKING AGAIN?!"
youtu.be/QsiaywnlP7I?t=2m25s
Kintama? =3
#3750 to #3746 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
<- Look at this.
#3749 to #3746 - valax (10/31/2012) [-]
Great, it's settled then!
<-

*Bow* We shall hunt the pigs first.

What servitude?
"You can't do that! You don't know me like that! *kicks your kidney*"
youtu.be/Kc-XRvLf9xc
#3720 to #3691 - Meef (09/28/2012) [-]
That isn't a destination.   
&lt;-   
   
*Praise the sun!* Heh heh   
   
Depends on how much your willing to pay.   
   
Feels hard bro.   
youtu.be/KR_4Xubds7w   
Well its not like i'd get thirsty drinking from her dipper =3
That isn't a destination.
<-

*Praise the sun!* Heh heh

Depends on how much your willing to pay.

Feels hard bro.
youtu.be/KR_4Xubds7w
Well its not like i'd get thirsty drinking from her dipper =3
#3722 to #3720 - valax (09/29/2012) [-]
The jungle?
<-

*Throws a stone* I'm sorry.

10 bucks.

"It's so awkward having to share the bed with <close relative>."
youtu.be/eBw6MwtNqPA?t=5s <- Epic.
She'd also perform erotic asphyxiation on you while you'd be drinking.
#3724 to #3722 - Meef (10/05/2012) [-]
Is it mighty?
<-

*Point down* Get down there then.

Silly boy, thats not a valid currency here.

"It's so awkward having to share the bed with my female cousin."
youtu.be/GrtFkHqf-IE <-Epic action pack and full of suspense.
Could it be the auto version? i don't wanna input more effort than i need to.
#3726 to #3724 - valax (10/05/2012) [-]
Nah, casual tier. 24 - 29 LV zone.
<-

*Points up* Look, it's a sky.

2 Litres of b100d?

"Shh, we're not that closely related. *caress*" ?
youtu.be/uvWlZvCS-0o <- I like my gurls how I like my wooden tops, spinning.
Automobile version.
#3728 to #3726 - Meef (10/13/2012) [-]
But i'm only level 15...
<-

*Shrug* Is it?

Silly boy, thats a drink not a payment method!

Thats how all cousin porn start.
youtu.be/Hsvo7eq0u4w?t=46s <- I like my girls how i like my animals.
Are you sure its not the playmobil version? cause that one is a bit diffrent.
#3730 to #3728 - valax (10/14/2012) [-]
I'll tank your score.
<-

*Bow* Don't backstab me.

Pocky? Shared between two men, of course.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my ****, so have *** with me, maybe?"
youtu.be/0Ivxw97b4TU In heat?
You trying to call me stupid!?!? Cuz, I ain't not never been nothing!
#3706 to #3691 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
Dunno, probably.
<-Me and the kid.

Stop coming up with excuses and do it, after what do you have to lose besides a few minutes?

And thus only the artist will ever know,

youtu.be/frMPayj2KgU?t=35s
#3708 to #3706 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
Does that excite you? <In Chris Hansen voice>
<- Meanwhile, elsewhere.

... But you can't even level up in the game...

Or the guy who watched him draw it and asked about the sex.

I'll take it.
youtu.be/7nxxeizQuXY
#3710 to #3708 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
You know what, i'll go on holiday to a diffrent place and no it doesn't /sweat.
<-

Well i can't be bothered to get the online program for grief seed to work and my connection has a bad habit of crapping out online on my laptop when i play games as you already know...

Well i doubt my japanese or google translate are good enough for that.

They told me to chill my ******* so i did.
youtu.be/w4joPd1-Ku0
#3712 to #3710 - valax (09/24/2012) [-]
Aight.
<-

*Shrug* Ho ho ho.

You suck.

Do you ever wake up in the morning consumed by The Abyss?
youtu.be/SeCVVWc_6IM?t=56s
#3714 to #3712 - Meef (09/25/2012) [-]
But the question is where should i go then...   
&lt;-   
   
*Head shake* He he he   
   
For the right price, yup.   
   
Nope just morning wood. =3   
youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8?t=3m20s
But the question is where should i go then...
<-

*Head shake* He he he

For the right price, yup.

Nope just morning wood. =3
youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8?t=3m20s
#3717 to #3714 - valax (09/25/2012) [-]
Jungle fever?
<-

*Well! What is it!* Ha ha ha.

Do you swallow or spit?

I know that feels.
youtu.be/qo4O4g0GfTE
Minamitsu wants you to drink water from her little cup thing.
#3692 to #3691 - Meef (09/22/2012) [-]
Well if that came on the roullete i'd give it a try.

Because at least if you blow me up then i know you messing around and i can then moan at you =3 (last time i played it online the other person kept putting remote bombs on me then detonating it when the zombies got close to me, downing me repeatedly.)
#3694 to #3692 - valax (09/23/2012) [-]
<- "Y- Yea, I'm a gurl. Believe me, man."

RE6 doesn't seem all that fun to me, is it fun?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNADbGeY2vQ
#3697 to #3694 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
...You could have least used a trap.

Its not too bad if you ask me, but did you try the demo?

<- is it male or female? I honestly don't know...

youtu.be/4M94Hg4LWJE
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#3701 to #3699 - Meef (09/24/2012) [-]
Too old. =3

Just try it, you can just delete it later, its only 800mb and i can help you since i'm slightly better than the sometimes dumb AI.

I think its a girl too but i'm not sure...

youtu.be/D4rxJ9mfk_M?t=30s
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User avatar #3517 to #4230 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Btw, that's Relius in the gif.
#3518 to #4231 - Meef (05/17/2012) [-]
Then would that make this the typical relius player?
Then would that make this the typical relius player?
#3656 to #3518 - valax (08/12/2012) [-]
Wouldn't that rustle Maria's jimmies and make her, er, him, get revenge?
(Fine, you need to become a public masturbator, haha.)

Tasukete..? &#40;´・ω ・`)/

But I wannaa...!

Doubt you'd see anything, censoring and all.
Like, everyone, it makes me craa~zyy~~!!
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#3657 to #3656 - Meef (08/14/2012) [-]
Thats why i'm gonna bring Yuuka, only the USC can surpass him =3
(Been there, done that. Its not quite as exciting as you'd think.)

Kaguya or Eirin is your only chance of aid, but do you have the means to get them into action?

Begs the question of what you plan to do with that second Cirno =3

Undoubtedly someone would have uncensored it, will at some point.
<-
All these Yuyucows eating my food, it makes me annn~~gryy!!!
#3658 to #3657 - valax (08/15/2012) [-]
Wait, how can you get Yuuka out of Gensokyo?
(You would know.)

I'll give Eirin a gift basket if she helps me.

Take over the world, duh.

Prove it.
<- I dunno what this is.
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#3660 to #3659 - valax (08/15/2012) [-]
Do not forget the sunscreen.
(Thaaaat is right.)

W- Who? M- Me?

I'll bribe Reimu, tell Marisa she can jack places if she works for me, and give Mokou Cuban cigars. Fair, yes?

Scaredy cat.
<- Do you ever wanna make-out with your butler?

I've plaid through the game like 4 times by now. I have all character slots full with actual characters.
#3661 to #3660 - Meef (08/16/2012) [-]
Dunno what i'd need that for...
(Well curiosity can be a strange thing sometimes.)

Possibly.

Then i'll just take miss Kazami and Lady Mima with me. >=3

Call me what you wish, i'm still not gonna look.
<-I'd rather do it with a witch.

I know you have, looking by your trophy list still i'm amazed you didn't act like you were some kinda moster of it =3. Did you find Theif as hard as they say? Since i find it a bit easier than the others since you can sequence break a bit to get some of the better stuff/ farm on the higher lv enemies.
#3662 to #3661 - valax (08/16/2012) [-]
You'll know when the time comes.
(Thaaaat is right. >:C)

Sounds perverse.

Whatever, not like I need nothing anyways.

Whaeva.
<- Fine, bang the master then.

Huh? I have achievements on DkS? How many?
#3663 to #3662 - Meef (08/21/2012) [-]
Is Patchy gonna do a raid using Royal flare?
(Why do i do all this odd stuff...and admit it, orz.)

(pulls a Kimeemaru face) Ohh sexy sexy~

Well they have had plot armor once before~ and were higher level bosses than Raymoo and the kelptomanic, as for Mokou shes too pacifistic to attack.

What did Eva do? I know she's a spy but still...
<- The master of the SDM?

All coventants, all weap types fully upgraded and all the story ones... i think. I can't see most of them... or to put it another way, you got nearly all of them.
#3664 to #3663 - valax (08/21/2012) [-]
Let's just say a crow might use nuclear fission.
(Masochism?)

Bet you're into slow foreplay, aren't you?

Can I go hang out with Crimson sister?

Eva's a whore..!!
Scout wants Submission and Dominance with Spy.

I checked it few days ago, I need all unique weapons, and then I need some useless upgrades for weapons to get all achieves.
#3665 to #3664 - Meef (08/24/2012) [-]
But i thought she was a hell raven...
(Probably...)

Well i find it better to enjoy it and take your time~

Sure but i'll prepare a small packet for your remains,

Eva has implants. Look at her medical history.
Yamame wants submission and dominance. Nemesis wants the S.T.A.R.S.

I've still got a ways to go, i've only just started Anor Londo to get the Lordvessel...
#3666 to #3665 - valax (08/24/2012) [-]
Shh, all will be revealed in good time.
("Scorn me more..!!! <3")

You can do foreplay afterwards.. :c

Naw, I wanna smoke dope with her and chill.

Eh.
<- This guy wants you to step up.

Orstein is pretty cool.
#3667 to #3666 - Meef (08/24/2012) [-]
...I hope Utsuho takes it all off then.
(Oh Miss policewoman, tighten the handcuffs~)

Wouldn't that be post-play then?

...I pray she doesn't kill us all then...

MGS3:SE, EVA has implants.
<- Then i shall make him sit down.

The boss fight is gonna be fun... but at least the armor for defeating Orstein looks kinda good.
#3668 to #3667 - valax (08/24/2012) [-]
What all?
(Don't taze me, bro.)

Tomato tomato.

"Yo yo yo, whaz crackin' mah ****** ! High five? *slap*"

EVA is a slut?
<-

Best looking one, imo.
#3669 to #3668 - Meef (08/24/2012) [-]
Even the underwear.
(Don't taze me, bro. It gives me an errection.)

Potato Potato.

But i'm too white and neardy.

If the job calls for it then yes.
<-

True, fat dudes aren't my thing. =3
#3670 to #3669 - valax (08/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, seeing her ***** would be kinda nice.
("Hh- Hhnngh.." police: "YOOOOOOOO!!! WTF")

I see what thou did there.

It's cool, she's pretty white too.

Who does she work for?
A finger, eh?
<-

But sporty athletic average-guys are, eh? :3
Especially if their CV includes Dragon Slaying.
#3671 to #3670 - Meef (08/24/2012) [-]
I'd certainly wanna see her "reacters" =3
(

What my awesome counting skills? you know it~

Better not be translucent.

The chinese, but she's an american.
Based on whats on the end of it i wouldn't go licking it...
<-

...Guys aren't my thing though...
And annoying jumpy stuff.
User avatar #3674 to #3671 - valax (08/29/2012) [-]
It said you replied to my message, but I didn't get the actual message?
User avatar #3676 to #3674 - Meef (08/29/2012) [-]
It does that crap sometimes, and sometimes i get a few of your alerts too for what ever reason... as well as those of others.
#3672 to #3671 - valax (08/24/2012) [-]
And maybe push her buttons?
(Huh?)

youtu.be/ya8-ZKcOhiY?t=21s

G- G- Ghosts..!!!

What a slut..
E- Eeeh?
<-

C'mon, now. Would you 'onestly turn down Ornstein's offer to take you out for a coffee?
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#3628 to #3518 - valax (07/19/2012) [-]
You sure? His vile play of lustful lewdness could get pretty graphical.

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Would you like for Hazama to hug you tight and tell you "You did good... <Insert laugh>"?
#3629 to #3628 - Meef (07/23/2012) [-]
Then i'll hire help. Help that isn't swayed by money.

<-

Yep~ Would you like Puru two to do the same to you?
#3631 to #3629 - valax (07/24/2012) [-]
Ah... sounds gay... just sayin'...

<-

No, I want Hazama, he smells good..!!
#3633 to #3631 - Meef (07/24/2012) [-]
They most likely will be.   
   
&lt;-   
   
He just smells of lies to me. And coffee.
They most likely will be.

<-

He just smells of lies to me. And coffee.
#3635 to #3633 - valax (07/26/2012) [-]
Pick handsome ones.

<-
Suwako is Mike Tyson.

He smells of eggs. *shrug*
#3637 to #3635 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
But of course i will~ no point in having trolls following me around... then againi wouldn't want them show me up too much =3

<-
Kinda self explanitory.

Well he is a snake so probably he does eat them...
#3639 to #3637 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
Eh? :L

<-
Alice is a... uh... froglike thing..?

In his character bio, it says he likes silver and boiled eggs..
Do you think he can hiss properly?
#3641 to #3639 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
If i'm gonna get nice looking bodyguards but not ones that will out shine me too much~

<-
Would you like to become a martial arts girl?

What about man eggs? =3
Well i don't see why not, but can he have a hissy fit? =3
#3643 to #3641 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
But, Tenshi-kun..! (I'll just call you Tenshi, since meef sounds perverse.)

Oh boy, would I!

<-
"Rabbits are whores..!!"

M- Man eggs..?
Can he shoot venom out of his toofs..? (´・ω ・`)
#3645 to #3643 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
Yes Valax-chan? (after looking up what a meef was i regret using it but luckily its not a widely know word =3)

Who wouldn't~

<-
"Templers are whores!"

You know full well what i mean.
I don't see why not.
#3646 to #3645 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
You're gonna be banging some cute girl by yourself, so the guys can still be really hot.. :c
(If you've got name problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but a name ain't one. (not true. :c))

Ryan Stiles? :d

<-
Reimu wants another woman to make her a woman..!

M- Male genitalia..?
Yatta~! &#40;・ω・&#41;
#3649 to #3646 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
But i don't want them to be busy with the crowds ofgirls around them instead of guarding me... (well don't go looking it up then =3)

Probably?

<-
Why not include the strongest then?

Yep.
Still i should imagine it'd be akward while eating if you kept shooting venom into it...
#3650 to #3649 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
They were suppose to be keeping company to Marisa-kun.. :c
(Look up meef? You've told the story already.)

Yuppers.

Cirno's a bro.

H- Hazama performing f- ******** on g- guys..?
<- "S- Senpai..! I can't control my body..!!"
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#3652 to #3651 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
Maria* Tee-hee~ <3 \(・ω・)/
('Tis alright.)

Coo'.

But she's so tomboyish.

Dunno, doubt there's any great pictures of it out there. There could be few doujin's, tho'.
<- I can't stop smoking... mm..
#3653 to #3652 - Meef (08/12/2012) [-]
You know what? I'll just pay Matsurika off and hope for the best.   
(Before you know it i'll start needing a zimmer frame and yelling out my windows!)   
   
Squawk.   
   
Well she is beloved for it.   
   
Well i'm gonna go looking for them!   
&lt;- I can't stop winning now i learned how to spinzaku!
You know what? I'll just pay Matsurika off and hope for the best.
(Before you know it i'll start needing a zimmer frame and yelling out my windows!)

Squawk.

Well she is beloved for it.

Well i'm gonna go looking for them!
<- I can't stop winning now i learned how to spinzaku!
#3654 to #3653 - valax (08/12/2012) [-]
Can you afford it, tho'?
(You have to become an alcoholic and an angry older guy first.)

Coo', coo', coo'! *slaps away*

I'd buy her an ice cream, I wonder if she likes cola.

Have fun.
<- Bitches and whores.

#3655 to #3654 - Meef (08/12/2012) [-]
I'll just steal from Mariya.
(I'm sure i an sort out the alcohol, and i'm already a disgruntled raving lunatic so i think i can do it~)

...FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!

I wouldn't if i were you, we don't need 2 Cirnos yet.

On second though better not, i don't think i need to see that... seriously i don't.
<- And just who misinformed you?
#3627 to #3518 - valax (07/19/2012) [-]
What's a promographic spork?

Would you like a ketsu anchor?
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#3632 to #3630 - valax (07/24/2012) [-]
Ah, explains the subject quite thoroughly.   
   
&lt;- My face when I see ARM's Ketsu Anchor.
Ah, explains the subject quite thoroughly.

<- My face when I see ARM's Ketsu Anchor.
#3634 to #3632 - Meef (07/24/2012) [-]
Nice to know i can make a sensible sentance once in a while~ =3

<- My face when I see ARM's Ketsu Anchor.
#3636 to #3634 - valax (07/26/2012) [-]
Quite.

<- ARM over at the harbor.
#3638 to #3636 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
Too bad i can't spell too well~

<- Is this what happens when he thinks of an idea of a video?
#3640 to #3638 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sure people can look past that.

<-
#3642 to #3640 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
Or i can get a spell checker~

<-
#3644 to #3642 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
Chrome has a good one in-build, at least for me.   
   
May I play you the song of my people?   
&lt;-
Chrome has a good one in-build, at least for me.

May I play you the song of my people?
<-
#3647 to #3644 - Meef (07/30/2012) [-]
I use Firefox since chrome keeps crashing on me. Dam alcoholic programs.

Only if i can Slaughter them and use their skulls for cups and have sexual intercourse with the corpses.
<-
#3648 to #3647 - valax (07/30/2012) [-]
My Firefox was f'cked up, the flash player kept crashing it.

Do I get to survive and watch?
<-
#3575 to #4232 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
You sure? It seems to be growing out of her head, with the skin doing that thing and all..

But watching girls all the time gets so boring, eating the same flavor of ice cream starts to piss you off after a while.
<-
#3580 to #4289 - Meef (06/04/2012) [-]
Its just very well placed.

You make it sound like i find 2 girls 1 cup erotic.
#3582 to #4294 - valax (06/04/2012) [-]
I wanna poke it, in a non-homosexual way.

What ever rustles your cup, y'know?
#3583 to #4296 - Meef (06/06/2012) [-]
I've sat on it. And its strangely comfortable~

Hate to inform you of this but i don't find it very erotic.
#3586 to #4297 - valax (06/06/2012) [-]
Cool story, bretheren.

Find what very erotic?
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#3597 to #4306 - valax (06/10/2012) [-]
Well, why the **** not.

Not my cup of tea. But not like I care if you're into that.
#3602 to #4311 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
Its long enough to go right into the womb~

Not my cup of tea either, i prefer vanilla =3
#3606 to #4316 - valax (06/19/2012) [-]
"To the ____, and beyond!"

... You prefer sea men?
<-

Damn, Tenshi.
#3609 to #4320 - Meef (07/02/2012) [-]
Door?   
   
Nope, they often smell funny.   
&lt;-   
   
Well these clothes can be quite slimming, especially on the chest~
Door?

Nope, they often smell funny.
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Well these clothes can be quite slimming, especially on the chest~
#3612 to #4323 - valax (07/03/2012) [-]
*Shrug*

But... would you **** Maria?

And her peach.
#3615 to #4326 - Meef (07/13/2012) [-]
Don't ask me.

Not really, but i think her "brother" my take my fancy =3

Hey i don't have that big a bum...
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#3621 to #3619 - valax (07/16/2012) [-]

Maria would get jelly.

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#3622 to #3621 - Meef (07/16/2012) [-]

Let him get jelous~ It will only spur on my excitement

<--
#3624 to #3622 - valax (07/16/2012) [-]

What if he starts to touch himself..? D:

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#3626 to #3624 - Meef (07/19/2012) [-]
Then let him~   
   
&lt;-
Then let him~

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#3556 to #4232 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Remember my Tager play? Haha... hahahah... HAHAHAHA!!!
Tager is stupid and broken. He's a nice person, but two throws is enough to kill people.
#3577 to #4270 - Meef (06/04/2012) [-]
Makes me question why Tage got a buff in CS >.<
#3578 to #4291 - valax (06/04/2012) [-]
<- You and Tager?
#3581 to #4293 - valax (06/04/2012) [-]
<- Tager grab.
#3584 to #4295 - Meef (06/06/2012) [-]
Grab break away.
#3587 to #4298 - valax (06/06/2012) [-]
I plaid BB with one guy today.   
I plaid three matches with Tager, won each one. Heheheheh~   
Though, it was a close call.
I plaid BB with one guy today.
I plaid three matches with Tager, won each one. Heheheheh~
Though, it was a close call.
#3590 to #4301 - Meef (06/09/2012) [-]
That reminds me, i haven't touched my PS3 in a while...
#3596 to #4304 - valax (06/10/2012) [-]
We shud prai BB sumtiem. Perhaps you could help me train my... Tager..? *trollface*
#3601 to #4310 - Meef (06/18/2012) [-]
Only if you make a contract with me. *trollface*
Only if you make a contract with me. *trollface*
#3605 to #4315 - valax (06/19/2012) [-]
Will you insist upon touching my hand..?
#3608 to #4319 - Meef (07/02/2012) [-]
Don't need to and have no intention to, unless that is your wish.
Don't need to and have no intention to, unless that is your wish.
#3611 to #4322 - valax (07/03/2012) [-]
Fetch me Demons' Souls!
#3614 to #4325 - Meef (07/13/2012) [-]
Just make your wish so i can condem you to suffering so you become a witch grant it and move onto your best friend to give her the offer of a lifetime~
Just make your wish so i can condem you to suffering so you become a witch grant it and move onto your best friend to give her the offer of a lifetime~
#3617 to #3614 - valax (07/14/2012) [-]
I wish I had a bucket.
#3620 to #3617 - Meef (07/15/2012) [-]
(Evil ritual is now in progress, please wait warmly~)
(Evil ritual is now in progress, please wait warmly~)
#3625 to #3623 - Meef (07/19/2012) [-]
...Could you stop looking at pornographic pork while i'm doing this? its distracting!
...Could you stop looking at pornographic pork while i'm doing this? its distracting!
#3555 to #4232 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Look at those lashes.
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#3557 to #4269 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Sorry i can't, Komachi is distracting me...
Stupid sexy shinigami...
#3558 to #4271 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
You just like her 'cause she looks just like a pretty girl.
#3559 to #4272 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Well i'm sorry that i'm 						*******					...
Well i'm sorry that i'm ******* ...
#3560 to #4273 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
You know.. I'm quite fond of the pretty girls too, if you know what I mean.
#3561 to #4274 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
I don't go into what is &quot;pretty&quot; since thats within the perviews of society.
I don't go into what is "pretty" since thats within the perviews of society.
#3562 to #4275 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
That also depends on the society, doesn't it? But I don't like most societies, I like Komachi, Yuuka, Marisa, Reima, Yuugi, etc etc.
#3564 to #4276 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
My top have gotta be Yuuka, Tenshi, Alice, Sakuya, Komachi and Youmu...
#3565 to #4278 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
I don't like Alice all that much.
Sakuya was one of the one I liked most at first, but then it kinda faded away after she became a mostly support character.
#3566 to #4279 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Yuugi is kinda hit and miss with me depending on the portrayal...   
It seems kinda bad that Sanae is replacing Sakuya if you ask me, but that might just be because i'm no big fan of Sanae...
Yuugi is kinda hit and miss with me depending on the portrayal...
It seems kinda bad that Sanae is replacing Sakuya if you ask me, but that might just be because i'm no big fan of Sanae...
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#3569 to #4282 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Man, you're such a dirty old man.

Meh, I don't really like that pic, seen it more than once, the art style and coloring aren't ideal. Doesn't make me wanna crank it.
#3570 to #4283 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
<-

Theres not really much decent quality Blazblue ****** out there, and i'll agree this isn't one of them.
#3571 to #4284 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
I wonder what happens if you pull it out...

There's lots of ***** **** , tho', if you're interested.
#3572 to #4285 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Then it works as a party popper.

I have no interest in looking at **** of any degree of perverseness.
#3573 to #4286 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Won't she, like, bleed and scream and writhe in agony..? >.>

Why not? It's not like it'd make you gay, or anything.
#3574 to #4287 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
Its not part of her skin or skull.

Just don't like that kind of stuff... call it a bit of homophobia if you wish.
#3520 to #4232 - valax (05/17/2012) [-]
Well, at least that's what I do.   
   
&lt;-   
How does this make you feel?
Well, at least that's what I do.

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How does this make you feel?
#3522 to #4234 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
That is because you are a homosexual.   
   
&lt;- WTH sign: Pie Spark!   
My reaction.
That is because you are a homosexual.

<- WTH sign: Pie Spark!
My reaction.
#3524 to #4236 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
*Shrug* Who knows, I personally wouldn't count myself as a homo.

<- How does her broom support her weight and the momentum!?
My reaction.
#3526 to #4238 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Well i got a way to test that =3   
   
Magic   
What about it isn't cute?
Well i got a way to test that =3

Magic
What about it isn't cute?
#3528 to #4240 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
And that way would be?

Magic doesn't even make sense!
The lack of laws of physics..? :c
#3530 to #4242 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
I've downloaded a dirty flash game and should we see where your eyes are drawn~   
   
If it made sense then it wouldn't be magic~!   
In Gensokyo logic does not apply.
I've downloaded a dirty flash game and should we see where your eyes are drawn~

If it made sense then it wouldn't be magic~!
In Gensokyo logic does not apply.
#3532 to #4244 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Upload it to www.mediafire.com and links me it, ja?

Unless it's scientific magic, then it makes sense.
<- Prime Evil.
#3534 to #4246 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
... i got it off mediafire.  [url deleted]    
   
Magiscience is evil.   
&lt;- Evil dance.
... i got it off mediafire. [url deleted]

Magiscience is evil.
<- Evil dance.
#3535 to #4248 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh?

I beg to differ.
Who's to say what's "good" and what's "evil". There's a thin line between the two, anyway.
#3537 to #4249 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Sadly i can't do links for what ever reason.   
   
Name one protaganist that uses it.   
Well it strips all everyone but the dancers of MP and the tecnique is called Evil dance so there.
Sadly i can't do links for what ever reason.

Name one protaganist that uses it.
Well it strips all everyone but the dancers of MP and the tecnique is called Evil dance so there.
#3538 to #4251 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Just slap some spaces around the link.

Fullmetal Alchemist, lol?
Oh, kinda like those one guys from that one game.
<- Them.
#3539 to #4252 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Well you know the site, the code for it is ?39iykgr831prvej come to think of it, you are the protagonist =3   
   
Thats alchemy silly.   
...I'm scared to ask.   
&lt;-
Well you know the site, the code for it is ?39iykgr831prvej come to think of it, you are the protagonist =3

Thats alchemy silly.
...I'm scared to ask.
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#3544 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Though, I guess your brains have reached a level of necrosis in which they're incapable of comprehending the simplest things.
#3546 to #4258 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]


You are the one that misunderstands you wretched slug.
#3548 to #4260 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]

Your mom's a slug... A shotgun slug...
#3552 to #4264 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
<- "She's at it again, huh.."
User avatar #3543 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Seriously, check it out, yo.
User avatar #3542 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Like, literally, lol.
User avatar #3541 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Actually, it's essentially it by few definitions.
#3540 to #4253 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]


Alchemy is basically trying to mix science and magic.. >.>
Oh yes, they sure love mana depriving you.
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#3545 to #4254 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]


Alchemy is in actuallity science that at the time was explained with mythological and spritual means or could be seen as using science to perform magic and alter the properties of something, however magiscience is and actual mix of magic and science such as a gun that shoots compressed mana instead of bullets.
What does it matter to me? i'm an assassin so i don't use mp.

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#3547 to #4259 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
England's education system has failed once more.
#3549 to #4261 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
...I feel your the one that has failed. Clearly you the has the failing education system. Alchemy in its base form is just chemstry.
#3551 to #4263 - valax (05/29/2012) [-]
Nngghh~..!
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#3553 to #4265 - Meef (05/29/2012) [-]
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#3425 - retardedtriforce (04/17/2012) [-]
you like touhou too?

Hug me.


#3431 to #4139 - Meef (04/20/2012) [-]
Yup~

Will there be any bears involved?
#3176 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
Wanna play a spotting game?
Can you spot the weabo?
#3492 to #3890 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
I already am =3

An actual missle, not a berry that can cause temperal paralysis.
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I like Kuroko~
#3494 to #4206 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
"Hey, kid. Wanna see a meat popsicle?"
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What's missle? What is America? :3

She's too possessive, tho'.
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#3500 to #4212 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
"Hey, kid. Wanna f*ck?"

And America in your trousers? D:

She's ******* .
#3502 to #4214 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
Bit blunt aren't you?

Well it exists on top of my penis.

She also knows how to get things done~
#3503 to #4216 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Bitches love it.

Don't you mean your willy?

She'd **** the railgun.
#3506 to #4217 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
Bitches don't know about my cloth.   
   
Silly boy, it don't exist on top of scottish cousin!   
   
She'd do some unmentionable stuff to the railgun.
Bitches don't know about my cloth.

Silly boy, it don't exist on top of scottish cousin!

She'd do some unmentionable stuff to the railgun.
#3507 to #4220 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Loincloth.

Scotts are funny.

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#3510 to #4221 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
My sleep time cloth.   
   
Makes me wonder just how much higher the obesity rate would be there if it weren't for all the 						******					...   
   
&lt;-
My sleep time cloth.

Makes me wonder just how much higher the obesity rate would be there if it weren't for all the ****** ...

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#3511 to #4224 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
The fap cloth? :d

Hehehe, drug abuse, gets me every time.

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#3514 to #4225 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
...Naw i throw them away or burn them.   
   
Is it like an addiction to you?   
   
&lt;-
...Naw i throw them away or burn them.

Is it like an addiction to you?

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#3515 to #4228 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Swallow them for the nutritious protein. Hahahaha.

No, just fun thinking about the pain and sorrow of others.

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#3519 to #4229 - Meef (05/17/2012) [-]
I'd be more concerned about the taste to be honest.

So your a sadist?

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#3521 to #4233 - valax (05/17/2012) [-]
I'd be more worried about getting horrible stomach ache.

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<-
"Shh, babe, only dreams now.."
#3523 to #4235 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
I can deal with stomach pain...

I'll take that as a yes.

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"Shh, babe, only dreams now... IN HELL!!!"
#3525 to #4237 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Oh? Well aren't you the tough one.

"'Do no harm' they said, bah! What's the fun in that?"

<-
"C'mon, do it."
#3527 to #4239 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Well it can't be worse than bad food poisoning.   
   
So you stab them in the back...side =3   
   
&lt;-   
Eu 1:&quot;We should use fire!&quot;   
Eu 2+3: &quot;That would do it!&quot;   
All: &quot;Burn him!&quot;
Well it can't be worse than bad food poisoning.

So you stab them in the back...side =3

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Eu 1:"We should use fire!"
Eu 2+3: "That would do it!"
All: "Burn him!"
#3529 to #4241 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Dunno, could be painful.

Nah, digging through the back to get to organs wouldn't be very convenient, unless there's actual need for it.

That won't do.
#3531 to #4243 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Is it anyworse than eating paper or plastic?   
   
I mean more in the way of an anal probe.   
   
Fire solves everything.
Is it anyworse than eating paper or plastic?

I mean more in the way of an anal probe.

Fire solves everything.
#3536 to #4245 - Meef (05/26/2012) [-]
Well i have yet to eat one of them...   
   
Some people find it fun.   
   
&lt;-Then i'll just use fire until the resistance breaks down... WITH THE HEAT OF A SUN!!!!
Well i have yet to eat one of them...

Some people find it fun.

<-Then i'll just use fire until the resistance breaks down... WITH THE HEAT OF A SUN!!!!
#3533 to #4245 - valax (05/26/2012) [-]
Eating poisonous frogs, I guess.

I doubt that'd be fun for anyone. Now, would it?

Unless I have 100% fire resistance, trololol.
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#3447 to #3890 - Meef (04/24/2012) [-]
Well they're for keeping curtains up~

Its not letting me

Naw, i never have evil plans. just daft ones.

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It'll ask if your mad.
#3449 to #4161 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
Yes, and your hopes up too.

Have you tried remapping from ingame and your comp?

Buffoon! :U

So mad I could
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With that bird brain.
#3504 to #4163 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
Things go well or not too bad then: &quot;Good game good game~&quot; Things go really bad: They all get pictures of my &quot;brucie bonus&quot;   
   
Takes all kinds... of dictionarys.   
   
Bit plump for my taste i'd say...
Things go well or not too bad then: "Good game good game~" Things go really bad: They all get pictures of my "brucie bonus"

Takes all kinds... of dictionarys.

Bit plump for my taste i'd say...
#3505 to #4218 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
Brucie bounus? :d

Webster's?

I love it, makes her all cute and plumpy, hehe.
<- Skinny enough for you?
#3508 to #4219 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
In other words- my penis.

Oxford as well.

So you like them with some meat eh?
Wrong gender.
#3509 to #4222 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have quested.

Lobster's too? :>

She made my kokoro go doki-doki, yes. She's so cute..!!!
With enough love such a minor thing like gender won't be an obsti-... something!
#3512 to #4223 - Meef (05/15/2012) [-]
I thought it was a simple quest for such a good reward... after all how hard it it just to kill 5 slimes?

Yep and german =3

You like them well fed and well bred?
Good luck onii-chan~!

<-"Come at me son."
#3513 to #4226 - valax (05/15/2012) [-]
But the slimes want your **** inside their ****s, when you melee hit them they use their ****s to touch your **** until you **** all your **** over their ****s.

Jermans!? :U

Megalomania~
"Wow, you go, big guy! :3"

<- "Come to pappa, pappa has something to show you."
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#3454 to #4165 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
Meiling is cute, I like her.

I see, that's too bad. I use the keyboard, hm.
My keyboard's not perfect, tho'.

Or do drunken alcohol fist style plans.

I'd treat her to steak.
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#3458 to #4168 - Meef (04/24/2012) [-]
Too bad shes usually the buttmonkey in manga.

As i've said may times before, the main reason i use a controller is cause my keyboard refuse to accept the existace of up-right no matter how i map it.

Or just plans fueled entirely on beer.

Well you know how to treat a woman =3
#3461 to #4172 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
Whazza bootmoonkey? :d

Like, restricts multiple keys down? You may have some weird keyboard settings on.

That ain't wushu, tho'...

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Bitches love steak.
#3463 to #4175 - Meef (04/24/2012) [-]
It means a purely joke character that gets a lot of abuse.

Every other direction works just never up-right XD

So should i use sake instead?

Who doesn't love a good steak...besides vampires =3
#3465 to #4177 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
Oh nooo.. D:
But Meiling's a nice girl, she ain't done nothing to deserve anything!

.... Your keyboard sucks... >.>

Yes. Always.

Vampires are overrated.
#3469 to #4179 - Meef (04/27/2012) [-]
Well she does her job and she does it well,    
   
I know, but not like i can change it easily...   
   
Sadly i got only beer... and vodka... and wine.   
   
I dunno, they can be pretty good in some cases...
Well she does her job and she does it well,

I know, but not like i can change it easily...

Sadly i got only beer... and vodka... and wine.

I dunno, they can be pretty good in some cases...
#3472 to #4183 - valax (04/28/2012) [-]
Guards da gate?

My keyboard sucks too.. >.>

Mix 'em, you'll get berkane.

What are you talking about?
#3475 to #4186 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
Yup,

Thats why i try to use the controller as much as i can when playing games.

That sounds like some kinda strange chemical...

Well should a werewolf set up camp in your garden they can scare them off or something =3
#3479 to #4189 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
Can I go chill with her and offer her rice cakes?

Are you challenging me to BB?

You mean, like ,some alchemical compound?


#3480 to #4193 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
So long as you don't try to break though the gate your fine~   
   
Not intentionally.   
   
Possibly.
So long as you don't try to break though the gate your fine~

Not intentionally.

Possibly.
#3483 to #4194 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
Awesome, can I play poker with her? And maybe drink sake, or whatever the gate guards like doing.

Internationally, eh?

"I'd pour my berkane on your saedciscium any day."
#3488 to #4197 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
But of course~

I'd say it would be considering we don't live in the same country i don't think.

***** =3



#3490 to #4202 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
<- My poker face.

Oh, we don't. You probably can guess it from my improper English, dear me~

"I'd stick my <???>stick into your <???><???> anyday."
#3493 to #4204 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
<- My poker face and how i maintain it.

Hell you'd think i was forein based on how bad my spelling is XD

"I'd stick my <cheeseburger>stick into your <greeseproof><wrapping> anyday."
#3496 to #4207 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
<- My poker face after someone goes: "Hey, good game. No hard feelings, right?"

*Shrug* I'm sure it's just how much you wanna bother tryin' to spell proper 'n' all.

"Aye, babe. I'd have <consensual intercourse> with you anyday."
#3499 to #4210 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm Bruce Forcythe after a match =3

Doesn't mean i can spell for s**t though.

<-
#3501 to #4213 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
<-
She's a sweet little plumpkin.. :P

Takes all kinds? :d

<- She's cute, amirite?
#3443 to #3890 - valax (04/20/2012) [-]
Wanna play BB later on?

How do you stun people with fire?
Wouldn't electricity work better?

And: We have already have RoboKy.. :U
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Oh and after fighting the patcher for a day and a half i got GC to work...
#3399 to #4111 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Oh, awesome. What's your ingame name?
I'll add you tomorrow. If you're around, we could play a few games.
#3401 to #4113 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Take a guess =3
Well if you give me some forewaring then i'd be happy to~
#3403 to #4115 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Meef / Meefbeef / TenkoHinai / TenshiNyan / GermanCawkSawker ?
You're probably 2 / 3 hours behind me, or something. So I'll probably be available 'round 6 PM your time?
#3406 to #4117 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
HinanaiTenko X3 just so i know, whats yours?
Well thanks to daylightsavings we're at +1 gmt... so probably?
Think i might go play it in a bit...
#3407 to #4120 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Vallandr.
I dunno.
Shiit.. Maybe I should go play too... But I ain't prepared 4 2moro.
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#3412 to #4125 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
Ikr?

We could play for 30 mins, come at me. (No ******* , tho'.)

Dat booty.
#3414 to #4126 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Fenrir?

...Very well if you so wish sire =3

I have no idea why i have that picture of Hinagaku's ass...
#3416 to #4128 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
An ice dargon?   
   
Aye, mate. Though, my game's dead, it won't start, lol. It's peculiar. I'll see if I can get it workin..   
   
Got more?
An ice dargon?

Aye, mate. Though, my game's dead, it won't start, lol. It's peculiar. I'll see if I can get it workin..

Got more?
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#3433 to #4144 - valax (04/20/2012) [-]
Hardwood.

Me too, son, me too.

youtu.be/F6kDHdzNXaI
#3437 to #4147 - Meef (04/20/2012) [-]
Ply wood

Well why waste 3 skill slots XD

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#3440 to #4151 - valax (04/20/2012) [-]
Man-rod.

Or 4.

I linked you dis vidja.. :U
#3444 to #4154 - Meef (04/20/2012) [-]
Curtain rod

I have no idea why L1 and R1 do nothing...from what i can see

And in turn i linked you to a diffrent one that was in my recomendations for some reason.
#3446 to #4158 - valax (04/20/2012) [-]
Those are very nice.

Go remap your shait, or something.

youtu.be/Y8AU-Q3VIw0?t=5s
This is you.

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User avatar #3438 to #4151 - Meef (04/20/2012) [-]
what a suprise -_- the end is: qnc-YUfXanw
#3396 to #3890 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Thats something i can't blame them for, my booze is to die for~ Litrally.
Thats something i can't blame them for, my booze is to die for~ Litrally.
#3348 to #3890 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Well its not like they didn't do that kind of stuff... but still ew.
#3350 to #4062 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Some of the generals slept with each other to make the deals final, heh.
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#3358 to #4069 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
I doubt it was as vulgar as you think.
#3364 to #4072 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Maybe not but still...
#3366 to #4078 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
It happened hundreds of years ago, doubt they'd even know all modern sh't people do nowadays.
#3373 to #4080 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
And you would?
#3374 to #4087 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
I doubt they had tons of **** back then.
#3375 to #4088 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
No, they just had each other =3
#3378 to #4089 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
"Oye, gurl. Wanna have each other? *wink*"
#3381 to #4092 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't quite think they did it like that...
#3384 to #4095 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
"You belong to me, resistance is futile, accept your defeat." ?
#3385 to #4098 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Maybe &quot;come over here and bend over.&quot;
Maybe "come over here and bend over."
#3386 to #4099 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Or just the casual
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Amirite?
#3388 to #4100 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I'd say that works =3
I'd say that works =3
#3390 to #4102 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Then the guy's all
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#3391 to #4104 - Meef (04/15/2012) [-]
Pedophilla is the in thing so why wait?
#3392 to #4105 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
'Cause they want moi pie.
'Cause they want moi pie.
#3393 to #4106 - Meef (04/16/2012) [-]
Sod your pie, they be after my giant cake!
Sod your pie, they be after my giant cake!
#3394 to #4107 - valax (04/16/2012) [-]
And your booze.
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#3275 to #3985 - valax (04/09/2012) [-]
<- Is this cool?
Enlarge for the lulz.
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#3283 to #3993 - valax (04/10/2012) [-]
Daumn, Marisa..
#3287 to #3997 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
Be thankful its not a penis instead =3
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#3292 to #4005 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
Three is my best offer.
#3296 to #4006 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
Pics or didn't happen.
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#3300 to #4013 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
But I want Marisa..
#3308 to #4014 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
Can't find a tri-penis Marisa...
#3309 to #4022 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
Can has (non-bara) male Marisa?
#3314 to #4023 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
Does this count? =3
#3318 to #4028 - valax (04/12/2012) [-]
I said non-bara.
#3322 to #4032 - Meef (04/12/2012) [-]
Why do you have a problem with Kasen being in a picture?! (i know i'm stretching it...)
Why do you have a problem with Kasen being in a picture?! (i know i'm stretching it...)
#3326 to #4036 - valax (04/13/2012) [-]
Heeeyy, that pic works out well.
#3330 to #4040 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I made the mistake of looking it up, now i wished i hadn't.
#3336 to #4044 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
You mean trinityMarisa?
#3340 to #4050 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Naw, what bara was complete with pictures... *shudder*
#3342 to #4054 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Ah, you did not know of bara?
Yeah, bara's pretty awful.

"Sengoku Bara."
Bara from Sengoku-era. Heh.
#3270 to #3890 - Meef (04/08/2012) [-]
Even if i were to kiss you in order to try get revenge?
#3245 to #3890 - Meef (03/31/2012) [-]
Could be a good trap for all i know though ~
#3248 to #3959 - valax (03/31/2012) [-]
Don't worry, he has two X chromosomes in dat pic.
#3335 to #3962 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Why is it nobody uses white mail these days?
#3338 to #4049 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
White mail is so casual-tier.
#3344 to #4052 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I think its more in the name of political correctness.
#3346 to #4058 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Dunno where the word blacko maillo came from.
#3352 to #4060 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Michael Jackson =3
#3360 to #4070 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I actually have no idea where i was going with that...
#3362 to #4074 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
That's nice.

What album is Smooth Criminal from?
#3368 to #4076 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm sure there was a joke in there...somewhere.

Wasn't it from "bad"?
#3370 to #4082 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Jokes are for clowns.

It is.
#3377 to #4084 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
I am clown.

...Why do i know that, i don't even listen to MJ >.<
#3382 to #4091 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
I've always had the hots for clowns.

I do, occasionally.. :L
#3252 to #3962 - Meef (03/31/2012) [-]
Lets just say i believe you...
Lets just say i believe you...
#3255 to #3966 - valax (03/31/2012) [-]
I like how his XY version is really emotionally unstable.
#3261 to #3969 - Meef (03/31/2012) [-]
Huh so that was the female hero?
#3265 to #3975 - valax (03/31/2012) [-]
If you see the antagonist as the "hero", then: sure.
#3273 to #3979 - Meef (04/08/2012) [-]
...I've only done persona 1-2 to the end, and i'm halfway though 3 and never played 4 so how am i suppost to know?
#3277 to #3987 - valax (04/09/2012) [-]
Don't worry. I ain't holding ya up for nuffing.
#3281 to #3991 - Meef (04/10/2012) [-]
Good cause i hardly remember anything from 1 or 2... orz
#3285 to #3995 - valax (04/10/2012) [-]
*Pat pat* There there.
#3289 to #3999 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
I don't need your dam sympathy! *sob*
#3294 to #4003 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
Want something else from me~?
#3302 to #4008 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
A large wad of money! &gt;=3
A large wad of money! >=3
#3305 to #4016 - valax (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you take monopoly money?
#3311 to #4019 - Meef (04/11/2012) [-]
I'll take half it in monoploly money, since i've lost a lot of it in rage...
#3316 to #4025 - valax (04/12/2012) [-]
That works out great, then, heh.
#3320 to #4030 - Meef (04/12/2012) [-]
But the question is how much you'd have to spend in games to make enough =3
#3324 to #4034 - valax (04/13/2012) [-]
Don't buy, trade.
#3328 to #4038 - Meef (04/14/2012) [-]
Who would trade without the money in it... without doing something illegal.
#3332 to #4042 - valax (04/14/2012) [-]
Blackmail them, duh.
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#3445 to #3958 - Meef (04/20/2012) [-]
* Because my bear gloves are being repaired.

...
Well my route is quite difficult and relies on some guess work.

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#3457 to #4159 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
* Aw, that's too bad.


Yeah, plus everything so timed. The simDate sucks.

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#3460 to #4171 - Meef (04/24/2012) [-]
* Well their my favourite ones so i'm not sure i wanna use it for that.   
   
Its not even like they have any real life use =3   
   
Well your better at necrophillia than me =3
* Well their my favourite ones so i'm not sure i wanna use it for that.

Its not even like they have any real life use =3

Well your better at necrophillia than me =3
#3464 to #4174 - valax (04/24/2012) [-]
* Use your beer ones?

Plus there's basically no character development.. Just guessing answers and the banned in Germany ending, which's not even that good...

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#3470 to #4178 - Meef (04/27/2012) [-]
*Naw i use them for rape time =3

They can be good for a joke and some of them have some thought put into them...

<- Well its not like they can say no =3
#3473 to #4184 - valax (04/28/2012) [-]
Pics or didn't happen~

youtu.be/JmS9SXQnCSE

Chinese vampire dolls are the best.
#3476 to #4187 - Meef (05/10/2012) [-]
I shot the guy who was taking pictures in an effort to incrimate me.

All i see is Haruhi masterbating =3

But she's a corpse...
#3481 to #4190 - valax (05/10/2012) [-]
Eeeh? Mate with you? How lewd.

I bet you could find pictures of that on the internet, I advice you to do so, and share them. For sake of justice.

... 9 / 10, would bang..
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