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Mebeshe    

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/19/2014
Location:Los Angeles
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#29 - Family don't end with blood. Family are the people you choose …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on I don't want to go... 0
User avatar #30 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
I could always use more friends.
User avatar #31 - Mebeshe (04/14/2014) [-]
We're here for you man. To the end of line.
User avatar #56 - kanatana (06/08/2014) [-]
Hey, dude. I'm alive to fight another day.
#58 - The bluest blue to ever blue. 04/14/2014 on Shades of usernames 0
#17 - Also we bleed out of our junk every month for a week, so a lit…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Men VS Women 0
User avatar #126 - garymotherfingoak (04/14/2014) [-]
different holes tho
User avatar #158 - Mebeshe (04/14/2014) [-]
We still dribble all the time.
User avatar #161 - garymotherfingoak (04/14/2014) [-]
si it painful during that dribbling?
User avatar #163 - Mebeshe (04/14/2014) [-]
It depends. I only get minor cramps, but my bestie gets cramps so bad she pukes from them.
#16 - When men meet other men it's a two question thing: 1) Does he … 04/13/2014 on Men VS Women 0
#417 - I like you. 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest +1
#414 - I don't remember you from the Red Room either.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest 0
#416 - kvothekolapso (04/13/2014) [-]
i was in the pink one
#417 - Mebeshe (04/13/2014) [-]
I like you.
#412 - I don't remember that.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest 0
#413 - kvothekolapso (04/13/2014) [-]
Of course you dont remember that, number 87543. You whole life is a lie.
User avatar #414 - Mebeshe (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't remember you from the Red Room either.
#416 - kvothekolapso (04/13/2014) [-]
i was in the pink one
#417 - Mebeshe (04/13/2014) [-]
I like you.
#405 - Is that a phone or a tamagotchi?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest +1
#411 - kvothekolapso (04/13/2014) [-]
Its a magical device who can make phone calls and play videogames at the same time in the 90´s. I was the coolest madafaka in the playground
User avatar #412 - Mebeshe (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't remember that.
#413 - kvothekolapso (04/13/2014) [-]
Of course you dont remember that, number 87543. You whole life is a lie.
User avatar #414 - Mebeshe (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't remember you from the Red Room either.
#416 - kvothekolapso (04/13/2014) [-]
i was in the pink one
#417 - Mebeshe (04/13/2014) [-]
I like you.
#404 - **** son. You need a briefcase to carry that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest 0
User avatar #506 - vatra (04/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, The had bags specifically for that.
#9 - Floki's wedding made me cry. 04/12/2014 on unpopular enough? 0
#158 - He gets a blast to the chest he's down. And he will stop to ex… 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE 0
#8 - ******* History Chanel casual. 04/12/2014 on unpopular enough? -1
#153 - You go carry a nuke into a alien wormhole and see you if come …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE 0
User avatar #156 - storey (04/12/2014) [-]
the flash can run faster than superman across time, space and dimentions. hes basically a human fucking tardis!
User avatar #158 - Mebeshe (04/12/2014) [-]
He gets a blast to the chest he's down. And he will stop to exchange banter with Stark, because that's who the Flash is.
#146 - His girlfriend ended up protecting him, and he kinda got his h…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE 0
User avatar #151 - storey (04/12/2014) [-]
exactly he did fuck all lol except go play with a kid. for me a toss up between batman and flash. iron man has to lose before he can be bothered to bring his A game. superman all you need is kryptonite, cap is great but would be nothing against flash and bat. spidermans gf is the only character to die in a comic AND STAY DEAD, so hes definitely out... wolverine would lose to magneto. robin and wonderwoman bboth good characters but would be nothing against the rest.
User avatar #153 - Mebeshe (04/12/2014) [-]
You go carry a nuke into a alien wormhole and see you if come out ok. Why is everyone picking the Flash? I don't get it.
User avatar #156 - storey (04/12/2014) [-]
the flash can run faster than superman across time, space and dimentions. hes basically a human fucking tardis!
User avatar #158 - Mebeshe (04/12/2014) [-]
He gets a blast to the chest he's down. And he will stop to exchange banter with Stark, because that's who the Flash is.
#139 - Robin is automatically out. Sorry dude. Wonder Woman and Spide…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE +1
#142 - storey (04/12/2014) [-]
you mean like he protected his girlfriend and malibu home.....
User avatar #146 - Mebeshe (04/12/2014) [-]
His girlfriend ended up protecting him, and he kinda got his house blown up on purpose. He was a wreck in the movie. PTSD will do that to you.
User avatar #151 - storey (04/12/2014) [-]
exactly he did fuck all lol except go play with a kid. for me a toss up between batman and flash. iron man has to lose before he can be bothered to bring his A game. superman all you need is kryptonite, cap is great but would be nothing against flash and bat. spidermans gf is the only character to die in a comic AND STAY DEAD, so hes definitely out... wolverine would lose to magneto. robin and wonderwoman bboth good characters but would be nothing against the rest.
User avatar #153 - Mebeshe (04/12/2014) [-]
You go carry a nuke into a alien wormhole and see you if come out ok. Why is everyone picking the Flash? I don't get it.
User avatar #156 - storey (04/12/2014) [-]
the flash can run faster than superman across time, space and dimentions. hes basically a human fucking tardis!
User avatar #158 - Mebeshe (04/12/2014) [-]
He gets a blast to the chest he's down. And he will stop to exchange banter with Stark, because that's who the Flash is.
#124 - I want to meet the dumbass that said Ukraine is in Wyoming. 04/12/2014 on ha ha, oh 0
#21 - Sometimes I forget that the show itself is nothing but blood a… 04/12/2014 on Heard U Were Talkin' Shit 0
#20 - And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder. 04/12/2014 on Heard U Were Talkin' Shit +10
#64 - Picture 04/10/2014 on Priorities - Logan knows... +16
#4856970 - Thanks dude. 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
#4856932 - I got a promotion today, let's party!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items +2
#4856951 - niblic (04/10/2014) [-]
Congrats!
#4856970 - Mebeshe (04/10/2014) [-]
Thanks dude.
#143 - You're a girl? Whatever, have my six. 04/08/2014 on Gotta call my girlfriend +1
#4 - I would wear that just to see heads explode. 04/08/2014 on Some People Want To Watch... +5
#3 - If tubmlr made LOTR. 04/08/2014 on The N word 0
#44 - Picture 04/08/2014 on Jaime +2
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#62 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - lonzie (06/13/2013) [-]
i'm sure you already knew but did you know that Hogwarts is coming to Universal Studios Hollywood?
#57 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hello miss, I'm the profile...inspector....


I'm here to make sure your profile is.... profile...enough...

yeah...
#58 to #57 - bloodmachine (05/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this ****** stalks women.
User avatar #59 to #58 - snakefire (05/20/2013) [-]
That person is a friend of mine thank you very much.
#56 - lonzie (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey there, how's the R2-D2 doing? Do you still play Pottermore?
#54 - thethread (11/16/2012) [-]
You know who's gonna have a good day? You are.
#53 - lonzie (09/01/2012) [-]
'Nuff said
#34 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
MFW I find another user from Sylmar. Also thanks for accepting the friend request.
MFW I find another user from Sylmar. Also thanks for accepting the friend request.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Wait a second..... Sylmar, CA?
User avatar #36 to #35 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Yep, Sylmar CA
User avatar #37 to #36 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Holy. ******* . **** . I live off of Hubbard. I work at the Ihop down on Truman, and go to Mission for culinary school. You?
#38 to #37 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
I live on De Garmo Ave. Like a block away from Sylmar Park. I also go to Mission College.
#39 to #38 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Will you be there on the 27th? I have food production 101 at 7am that day.
#40 to #39 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Yes I will
#41 to #40 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
#42 to #41 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
meet up?
meet up?
#43 to #42 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
YES! And we should cap this, make a comp of this, take pictures of us together, post it, and it will get the front page!
YES! And we should cap this, make a comp of this, take pictures of us together, post it, and it will get the front page!
#44 to #43 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Hahaha yeah. sounds like a plan.
#45 to #44 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Sweet. Now I say we meet at the cap cart, but what time work for you?
Sweet. Now I say we meet at the cap cart, but what time work for you?
#46 to #45 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
I was going to say if you wanted to meet up by the fountain in front of the library? Umm what time would be good for you?
I was going to say if you wanted to meet up by the fountain in front of the library? Umm what time would be good for you?
#47 to #46 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Fountain works even better. My class ends at 12:05. You?
Fountain works even better. My class ends at 12:05. You?
#48 to #47 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Same here. Im crashing ART 101.
Same here. Im crashing ART 101.
#49 to #48 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
12:06 it is! Do you want to exchange numbers over a pm?
12:06 it is! Do you want to exchange numbers over a pm?
#50 to #49 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Sure
Sure
User avatar #51 to #50 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
SWEET! I'll be in the cooking uniform with the blue jansport with all the pins.
#52 to #51 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
>:)
User avatar #33 - Sandisky (07/25/2012) [-]
**Sandisky rolled user dragontaming ** I guess you can't roll in messages.
User avatar #30 - ariusbrightwing (03/08/2012) [-]
I'm in LA too. ^v^ Sherman Oaks, you?
User avatar #31 to #31 - Mebeshe (03/09/2012) [-]
Sylmar currently, just north of the 210.
User avatar #32 to #32 - ariusbrightwing (03/09/2012) [-]
Ahh cool, that's like 40 minutes. ^v^
User avatar #3 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
holy **** I never realized you're a girl before o_________0
User avatar #2 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
Do you play Minecraft?

I'm on a server that has 2 or 3 active users and a limit of 14 so it needs to be populated so I'm looking for players.
online=false so even people who didn't actually buy The Game can get on.

Get a hold of me or vzdragonite if you're interested.
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