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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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I'm a woman in Los Angeles. You can wish me happy birthday in July. I am not interested in soft core porn, or cyber-sex. Do not solicit me.

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#61 - We. Eradicated. Polio. And now its coming. Back.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on The Evolution of Medicine +3
#84 - crackedpepper (05/12/2014) [-]
its a fucking shame that this vaccine scare thing happened. and still happens.
when polio starts to rise and all the old forgotten scourges of the world re appear, EVEN THEN i am sure people will rally against the medicine and claim the natural living is all you need and that medicine only corrupts your body's resistance to disease.

fuck new age mumbo jumbo
#60 - I'll keep you in my thoughts sister. Stay strong. 05/12/2014 on The Evolution of Medicine 0
#51 - Was she really whoring herself out?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies 0
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#49 - I'm a woman.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies 0
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar #51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#34 - I'm going to give it my best shot. Thanks dude.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
#41 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
I really want to make a gay joke.
User avatar #49 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm a woman.
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar #51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#32 - I'm going for the culinary route. I hope. Linguistics next.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
User avatar #33 - thisiskevinhanian (05/11/2014) [-]
I got machinist mate


I didn't make it through basic, wish I was able to stick to it
User avatar #34 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm going to give it my best shot. Thanks dude.
#41 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
I really want to make a gay joke.
User avatar #49 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm a woman.
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar #51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#30 - Just like the teacher who assigned this. 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
#29 - Dude, I'm thinking about the joining the Navy. I'm meeting up …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Rustled my Jimmies +1
User avatar #31 - thisiskevinhanian (05/11/2014) [-]
well I hope you have a better time of it
User avatar #32 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm going for the culinary route. I hope. Linguistics next.
User avatar #33 - thisiskevinhanian (05/11/2014) [-]
I got machinist mate


I didn't make it through basic, wish I was able to stick to it
User avatar #34 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm going to give it my best shot. Thanks dude.
#41 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
I really want to make a gay joke.
User avatar #49 - Mebeshe (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm a woman.
#50 - usarmyexplain (05/11/2014) [-]
There are lot's of lonely men in the navy. Once there was a female petty officer attached to my unit, she told me it was easier to make money on a ship.
User avatar #51 - Mebeshe (05/12/2014) [-]
Was she really whoring herself out?
#52 - usarmyexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm not going to say she was whoring herself, but she did have sex with a lot of guys that happened to buy her things.

Yes, that really does go on in the military, but it's not something people like to talk about.

#5 - "You were the chosen one!"  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on "there is another" +20
#10 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
Original trilogy, not that greed-induced bullshit.
User avatar #51 - huntergriff (05/11/2014) [-]
it wasn't greed induced...It had to be made.
Other wise several questions would have been left unanswered, such as "how did vader get into the suit", "who is luke and leia's mother", "How did the empire come to be?", "What were the clone wars?"
#3 - He accidently Tron'd. 05/11/2014 on mirror 0
#28 - You sir are a brilliant ************ and deserve … 05/11/2014 on justice +1
#93 - In the body of an overgrown frat boy. 05/05/2014 on Hawkeye 0
#252185 - Hello all.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
User avatar #252194 - niggastolemyname (04/30/2014) [-]
b&
#58 - Film yourself dancing, wearing a banana hammock on top of a pi… 04/29/2014 on You Beautiful MOTHERFUCKERS 0
#192 - Do it or you're gay. 04/29/2014 on Maybe it's nothing 0
#10 - It just hurt me so much. Just everything made me cry. es… 04/29/2014 on Pikachu: The Winter Solider +1
#7 - I saw this movie three weeks ago and I'm still not ok with the ending.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Pikachu: The Winter Solider 0
#8 - amusingusername (04/29/2014) [-]
Kind of an open ending but they always do that so they have more material for another movie of the same hero or an Avengers one.

That being said I liked it more than many of the movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
User avatar #10 - Mebeshe (04/29/2014) [-]
It just hurt me so much. Just everything made me cry. especially Bucky standing there at his own wall, looking all lost and alone like an amnesiac puppy lost in the rain
#6 - >Dad and I huge GOT nerds, watch it every sunday. >…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Puns are fun +196
#119 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
game of thrones nerds who havn't read the books?
#74 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
I read it as Got nerds? it didn't make a lot of sense
User avatar #33 - charagrin (04/26/2014) [-]
Thats really telling actually. He loves his real sister like a jilted lover, and a random female knight he admires he loves like he should an actual sister. It's a really interesting subplot/duality.
User avatar #64 - kikx (04/26/2014) [-]
Interesting...or seriously fucked up...depends on how you look at it
User avatar #72 - veryevilmen (04/26/2014) [-]
could easily be both. And is
#1 - In my english class the professor brought all her left over ca… 04/22/2014 on Survival of the Fittest 0
#5 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Box of dick -1
#12 - I'm drawing a lot of people right now. Have a gif for you two … 04/21/2014 on How to get a phobia +9
#11 - Thanks guys 04/21/2014 on How to get a phobia 0
#1 - Picture 04/21/2014 on It happens 0
#14 - ******* tell her. And be honest. But don't share … 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine 0
#94 - Please? 04/20/2014 on Bored Drawfag Here 0
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#62 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - lonzie (06/13/2013) [-]
i'm sure you already knew but did you know that Hogwarts is coming to Universal Studios Hollywood?
#57 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
Hello miss, I'm the profile...inspector....


I'm here to make sure your profile is.... profile...enough...

yeah...
#58 to #57 - bloodmachine (05/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this ****** stalks women.
User avatar #59 to #58 - snakefire (05/20/2013) [-]
That person is a friend of mine thank you very much.
#56 - lonzie (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey there, how's the R2-D2 doing? Do you still play Pottermore?
#55 - longer (12/04/2012) [-]
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So are you interested in soft core porn or cyber sex? I am also interested in soliciting you
#54 - thethread (11/16/2012) [-]
You know who's gonna have a good day? You are.
#53 - lonzie (09/01/2012) [-]
'Nuff said
#34 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
MFW I find another user from Sylmar. Also thanks for accepting the friend request.
MFW I find another user from Sylmar. Also thanks for accepting the friend request.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Wait a second..... Sylmar, CA?
User avatar #36 to #35 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Yep, Sylmar CA
User avatar #37 to #36 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Holy. ******* . **** . I live off of Hubbard. I work at the Ihop down on Truman, and go to Mission for culinary school. You?
#38 to #37 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
I live on De Garmo Ave. Like a block away from Sylmar Park. I also go to Mission College.
#39 to #38 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Will you be there on the 27th? I have food production 101 at 7am that day.
#40 to #39 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Yes I will
#41 to #40 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
#42 to #41 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
meet up?
meet up?
#43 to #42 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
YES! And we should cap this, make a comp of this, take pictures of us together, post it, and it will get the front page!
YES! And we should cap this, make a comp of this, take pictures of us together, post it, and it will get the front page!
#44 to #43 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Hahaha yeah. sounds like a plan.
#45 to #44 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Sweet. Now I say we meet at the cap cart, but what time work for you?
Sweet. Now I say we meet at the cap cart, but what time work for you?
#46 to #45 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
I was going to say if you wanted to meet up by the fountain in front of the library? Umm what time would be good for you?
I was going to say if you wanted to meet up by the fountain in front of the library? Umm what time would be good for you?
#47 to #46 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
Fountain works even better. My class ends at 12:05. You?
Fountain works even better. My class ends at 12:05. You?
#48 to #47 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Same here. Im crashing ART 101.
Same here. Im crashing ART 101.
#49 to #48 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
12:06 it is! Do you want to exchange numbers over a pm?
12:06 it is! Do you want to exchange numbers over a pm?
#50 to #49 - lonzie (08/20/2012) [-]
Sure
Sure
User avatar #51 to #50 - Mebeshe (08/20/2012) [-]
SWEET! I'll be in the cooking uniform with the blue jansport with all the pins.
#52 to #51 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
>:)
User avatar #33 - Sandisky (07/25/2012) [-]
**Sandisky rolled user dragontaming ** I guess you can't roll in messages.
User avatar #30 - ariusbrightwing (03/08/2012) [-]
I'm in LA too. ^v^ Sherman Oaks, you?
User avatar #31 to #31 - Mebeshe (03/09/2012) [-]
Sylmar currently, just north of the 210.
User avatar #32 to #32 - ariusbrightwing (03/09/2012) [-]
Ahh cool, that's like 40 minutes. ^v^
User avatar #3 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
holy **** I never realized you're a girl before o_________0
User avatar #2 - Merde (06/08/2011) [-]
Do you play Minecraft?

I'm on a server that has 2 or 3 active users and a limit of 14 so it needs to be populated so I'm looking for players.
online=false so even people who didn't actually buy The Game can get on.

Get a hold of me or vzdragonite if you're interested.
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